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Old Butch

John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers
(hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept
records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was
replaced.

This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to
his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a
distance, which rooster was performing.

Now, he could sit on the porch And fill out an efficiency report by just
listening to the bells.

John's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this
morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When he went to
investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets,
bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run for
cover.

To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't
ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair
and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize
but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.

Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly
coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the
populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully next year, the bells are not always audible.

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Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly
coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the
populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully next year, the bells are not always audible.


when did bush win the peace prize?
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Let's not mention names

Old Butch

John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young
layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and
was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them
to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a
distance, which rooster was performing.

Now, he could sit on the porch And fill out an efficiency report by just
listening to the bells.

John's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this
morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When he went to
investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets,
bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run
for
cover.

To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't
ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair
and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece
Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.

Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most
highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on
the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully next year, the bells are not always audible.


BTW, Hairy and wf3h are in my kill file, so I won't see their juvenile and
rabid replies. WAFA free again!

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On Oct 16, 11:45*am, "Lu Powell" wrote:
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Let's not mention names


Old Butch


John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young
layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs..
He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and
was replaced.


This took a lot of time, *so he bought some tiny bells and attached them
to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, *so he could tell from a
distance, which rooster was performing.


Now, he could sit on the porch And fill out an efficiency report by just
listening to the bells.


John's favorite rooster, old Butch, *was a very fine specimen, but this
morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When he went to
investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets,
bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run
for
cover.


To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't
ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one..
John was so proud of old Butch, *he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair
and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.


The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece
Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.


Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.


Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most
highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on
the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.


Vote carefully next year, the bells are not always audible.


BTW, Hairy and wf3h are in my kill file, so I won't see their juvenile and
rabid replies. WAFA free again!


Good for you, I am on google for a few thismorning so I see the little
bitches for now.. But I will be back on the reader in a few... Gonna
start plonking those who quote them too.
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On 10/16/09 11:45 AM, Lu Powell wrote:
"Lu Powell" wrote in message
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Let's not mention names

Old Butch

John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young
layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the
eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the
soup pot and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached
them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell
from a distance, which rooster was performing.

Now, he could sit on the porch And fill out an efficiency report by
just listening to the bells.

John's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this
morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When he went
to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets,
bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could
run for
cover.

To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it
couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to
the next one. John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the
Renfrew County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the
judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece
Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.

Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most
highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up
on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully next year, the bells are not always audible.


BTW, Hairy and wf3h are in my kill file, so I won't see their juvenile
and rabid replies. WAFA free again!


I'm sure I can speak for wf3h on this...our hearts are *not* broken,
lu-ser.


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On Oct 16, 11:45*am, "Lu Powell" wrote:
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Let's not mention names


Old Butch


John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young
layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs..
He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and
was replaced.


This took a lot of time, *so he bought some tiny bells and attached them
to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, *so he could tell from a
distance, which rooster was performing.


Now, he could sit on the porch And fill out an efficiency report by just
listening to the bells.


John's favorite rooster, old Butch, *was a very fine specimen, but this
morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When he went to
investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets,
bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run
for
cover.


To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't
ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one..
John was so proud of old Butch, *he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair
and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.


The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece
Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.


Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.


Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most
highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on
the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.


Vote carefully next year, the bells are not always audible.


BTW, Hairy and wf3h are in my kill file, so I won't see their juvenile and
rabid replies. WAFA free again!- Hide quoted text -

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IOW he likes talking to himself

figures
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On Oct 16, 12:14*pm, H the K wrote:
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"Lu Powell" wrote in message
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Let's not mention names


Old Butch


John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young
layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the
eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the
soup pot and was replaced.


This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached
them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell
from a distance, which rooster was performing.


Now, he could sit on the porch And fill out an efficiency report by
just listening to the bells.


John's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this
morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When he went
to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets,
bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could
run for
cover.


To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it
couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to
the next one. John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the
Renfrew County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the
judges.


The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece
Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.


Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.


Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most
highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up
on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.


Vote carefully next year, the bells are not always audible.


BTW, Hairy and wf3h are in my kill file, so I won't see their juvenile
and rabid replies. WAFA free again!


I'm sure I can speak for wf3h on this...our hearts are *not* broken,
lu-ser.


i love it when the right finally admits they talk only with
themselves. explains alot
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On 10/16/09 11:45 AM, Lu Powell wrote:





"Lu Powell" wrote in message
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Let's not mention names
Old Butch
John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young
layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the
eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the
soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached
them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell
from a distance, which rooster was performing.
Now, he could sit on the porch And fill out an efficiency report by
just listening to the bells.
John's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this
morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When he went
to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets,
bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could
run for
cover.
To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it
couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to
the next one. John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the
Renfrew County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the
judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece
Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.
Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most
highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up
on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.
Vote carefully next year, the bells are not always audible.
BTW, Hairy and wf3h are in my kill file, so I won't see their juvenile
and rabid replies. WAFA free again!

I'm sure I can speak for wf3h on this...our hearts are *not* broken,
lu-ser.


i love it when the right finally admits they talk only with
themselves. explains alot


You must be kidding. WAFA's extensive, and alleged, killfile is a
****ing joke! He retreats whenever he is faced with even a simple
debate. His lies have the most to do with it.
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BTW, Hairy and wf3h are in my kill file, so I won't see their juvenile and
rabid replies. WAFA free again!


Welcome to the WAFA free rec.boats. Now, if others would just stop quoting
the assholes...

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