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I'm sure I have plenty of things I stereotype, but I work against that
instinct. You know... things like mosquitoes are evil and my obsessive
hatred of pigeons, because they're filthy little beasts.


It isn't working.
Your instincts are overpowering your common sense. You need to try harder.

Why are you obsessed with pigeons?
Pigeons are gods creatures after all.



They're still filthy little beasts... full of mites. Makes me shiver. Are
mosquitoes God's creatures? I suppose so, but he should have rethought that
one!


Mosquitoes are my mortal enemy. I've been laughed at for chasing
mosquitoes around the bedroom at 3 AM. I don't care, it's worth the
embarassment and certainly so if there's a kill.

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nom=de=plume wrote:

I'm sure I have plenty of things I stereotype, but I work against that
instinct. You know... things like mosquitoes are evil and my obsessive
hatred of pigeons, because they're filthy little beasts.


It isn't working.
Your instincts are overpowering your common sense. You need to try
harder.

Why are you obsessed with pigeons?
Pigeons are gods creatures after all.



They're still filthy little beasts... full of mites. Makes me shiver. Are
mosquitoes God's creatures? I suppose so, but he should have rethought
that
one!


Mosquitoes are my mortal enemy. I've been laughed at for chasing
mosquitoes around the bedroom at 3 AM. I don't care, it's worth the
embarassment and certainly so if there's a kill.



I do the same thing. The lights come on, and I'm at it with a rolled up
magazine until I have a trophy.

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On Mon, 19 Oct 2009 12:00:54 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
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"Jim" wrote in message
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nom=de=plume wrote:

I'm sure I have plenty of things I stereotype, but I work against that
instinct. You know... things like mosquitoes are evil and my obsessive
hatred of pigeons, because they're filthy little beasts.


It isn't working.
Your instincts are overpowering your common sense. You need to try
harder.

Why are you obsessed with pigeons?
Pigeons are gods creatures after all.



They're still filthy little beasts... full of mites. Makes me shiver. Are
mosquitoes God's creatures? I suppose so, but he should have rethought
that
one!


Mosquitoes are my mortal enemy. I've been laughed at for chasing
mosquitoes around the bedroom at 3 AM. I don't care, it's worth the
embarassment and certainly so if there's a kill.



I do the same thing. The lights come on, and I'm at it with a rolled up
magazine until I have a trophy.


With extreme prejudice.
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On Mon, 19 Oct 2009 15:50:09 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
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On Mon, 19 Oct 2009 12:00:54 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
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"Jim" wrote in message
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nom=de=plume wrote:

I'm sure I have plenty of things I stereotype, but I work against
that
instinct. You know... things like mosquitoes are evil and my
obsessive
hatred of pigeons, because they're filthy little beasts.


It isn't working.
Your instincts are overpowering your common sense. You need to try
harder.

Why are you obsessed with pigeons?
Pigeons are gods creatures after all.



They're still filthy little beasts... full of mites. Makes me shiver.
Are
mosquitoes God's creatures? I suppose so, but he should have rethought
that
one!

Mosquitoes are my mortal enemy. I've been laughed at for chasing
mosquitoes around the bedroom at 3 AM. I don't care, it's worth the
embarassment and certainly so if there's a kill.



I do the same thing. The lights come on, and I'm at it with a rolled up
magazine until I have a trophy.


With extreme prejudice.



Yep... the worst is when it leave a blood stain on the wall. I'm not sure
who won. lol

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