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Butch Ammon September 14th 03 06:13 PM

OK you bald, bad tempered b*st*rds, speak up!
 
....Maybe if we discuss
episodes of the Andy Griffith Show, we won't end up with flame wars!


Naw, that'll never work!

Someone will start screeching about that insensitive program from the dark
ages of the pre-enlightened era that made us chuckle at human foibles,

rural
southern life, and non-macho males; supported the status-quo of keeping
women in the kitchen or the library; fed us an endless stream of simplistic
platitudes based on nothing more than ethical values and simple patriotism,
and glorified the mistreatment of children by making them adhere to
standards.

How could we have survived such fare?


JG


Ah, yes...extolling the virtues of the stupid and simple-minded...sort
of prepared the country for Dubya, eh?



Wait a minute, wait a minute..... Are you saying Floyd the barber was stupid?

Butch Ammon

noah September 14th 03 11:31 PM

OK you bald, bad tempered b*st*rds, speak up!
 
On Sun, 14 Sep 2003 10:31:42 -0400, Wayne.B
wrote:

On Sun, 14 Sep 2003 02:13:28 -0400, Gene Kearns
wrote:
Geeze, guy, lighten up.... self flagellation will get you
nowhere......

=====================

Noah is from upstate NY and self flagellation is a way of life.

It helps them get ready for the winter.

:-)


ROFL!!! ..that's what they said about the tequila! Not true. :o)

Regards,
noah

LaBomba182 September 15th 03 03:02 AM

OK you bald, bad tempered b*st*rds, speak up!
 
Subject: OK you bald, bad tempered b*st*rds, speak up!
From: noah


I need to apologise to the group for the above Subject.

It was intended as a friendly barb, but I see that it was a poor
choice.

I won't repeat the error.

noah


No you don't! Screw the balding, bad tempered b*st*rds. And feel free to speak
up. :-)

Capt. Bill

LaBomba182 September 15th 03 03:09 AM

OK you bald, bad tempered b*st*rds, speak up!
 
Subject: OK you bald, bad tempered b*st*rds, speak up!
From: 123 (Butch Ammon)


Maybe if we discuss
episodes of the Andy Griffith Show, we won't end up with flame wars!


No, that too will just end up in a flame war over who was better, Goober or
Gomer, did Andy ever has sex with any of his girl friends, was Howard a closet
gay, were Barney kept his other bullets, etc., etc .
Not to mention, why the hell didn't anybody ever send Otis to rehab. :-)

Capt. Bill

LaBomba182 September 15th 03 03:11 AM

OK you bald, bad tempered b*st*rds, speak up!
 
Subject: OK you bald, bad tempered b*st*rds, speak up!
From: 123 (Butch Ammon)


Wait a minute, wait a minute..... Are you saying Floyd the barber was
stupid?


Trivia question: after a certain point in the run of the show you never saw
Floyd standing. Why?

Capt. Bill

John Gaquin September 15th 03 03:28 AM

OK you bald, bad tempered b*st*rds, speak up!
 

"Harry Krause" wrote in message news:9-

Ah, yes...extolling the virtues of the stupid and simple-minded...


Actually, those _were_ big days for unions. :-)

JG



Wayne.B September 15th 03 03:29 AM

OK you bald, bad tempered b*st*rds, speak up!
 
On 14 Sep 2003 17:26:08 -0500, noah
wrote:
The good news is: I held my own in a bar with a group of ironworkers.
The bad news is: I held my own in a bar with a group of ironworkers.

I don't plan on doing it again anytime soon. :o)

=========================

Were you in the Nedrow Tavern south of Syracuse?


Butch Ammon September 15th 03 03:30 AM

OK you bald, bad tempered b*st*rds, speak up!
 
Maybe if we discuss
episodes of the Andy Griffith Show, we won't end up with flame wars!


No, that too will just end up in a flame war over who was better, Goober or
Gomer, did Andy ever has sex with any of his girl friends, was Howard a
closet
gay, were Barney kept his other bullets, etc., etc .
Not to mention, why the hell didn't anybody ever send Otis to rehab. :-)

Capt. Bill


Ha ha ha ha.... Goober was better. I'm not too sure about Howard, but he was
"light in his loafers". Barney was allowed a single bullet in his shirt
pocket, no other bullets existed. As for Otis, rehab didn't exist back then.
You just got drunk and checked yourself into a jail cell! :-)

Butch Ammon

Harry Krause September 15th 03 03:31 AM

OK you bald, bad tempered b*st*rds, speak up!
 
John Gaquin wrote:

"Harry Krause" wrote in message news:9-

Ah, yes...extolling the virtues of the stupid and simple-minded...


Actually, those _were_ big days for unions. :-)

JG



Doesn't matter, John...even in those days, you needed some talent to get
into an apprenticeship program. You still would have been stuck sweeping
the floors and swabbing out the bathrooms.



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Rich Stern September 15th 03 03:32 AM

OK you bald, bad tempered b*st*rds, speak up!
 
I think Noah has a great idea of trying to
"restore order among the ranks".


That's like rallying the troops at the Alamo for "one last stand." For
everyone Mexican shot while charging the fort, ten more will fill the hole...



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