Party, go to meetings, skip church, release federal funding to pay for
abortions in foreign countries, party some more.

January 20: Sworn in as president. Went to a parade. Partied.

January 21: Asked bureaucrats to re-write guidelines for information
requests. Held an “open house” party at the White House.

January 22: Signed Executive Orders: Executive Branch workers to take
ethics pledge; re-affirmed Army Field Manual techniques for
interrogations; expressed desire to close Gitmo (how’s that working
out?)

January 23: Ordered the release of federal funding to pay for
abortions in foreign countries. Lunch with Joe Biden; met with Tim
Geithner.

January 24: Budget meeting with economic team.

January 25: Skipped church.

January 26: Gave speech about jobs and energy. Met with Hillary
Clinton. Attended Geithner's swearing in ceremony.

January 27: Met with Republicans. Spoke at a clock tower in Ohio.

January 28: Economic meetings in the morning, met with Defense
secretary in the afternoon.

January 29: Signed Ledbetter Bill overturning Supreme Court decision
on lawsuits over wages. Party in the State Room. Met with Biden.

January 30: Met economic advisers. Gave speech on Middle Class Working
Families Task Force. Met with senior enlisted military officials.

January 31: Took the day off.

February 1: Skipped church. Threw a Super Bowl party.

Party, go to meetings, skip church, release federal funding to pay for
abortions in foreign countries, party some more.