BoatBanter.com

BoatBanter.com (https://www.boatbanter.com/)
-   General (https://www.boatbanter.com/general/)
-   -   Dad.... (https://www.boatbanter.com/general/110053-dad.html)

Don White September 22nd 09 12:31 AM

Dad....
 

"JohnH" wrote in message
...

I'm sure Harry, Donny, and w3fh will think you're king of the hill for
that post.
--

John H



Since when do you care about what I think?
Quit trying to drag me in to your agitating, irritating & instigating act.



JohnH[_5_] September 22nd 09 12:31 AM

Dad....
 
On Mon, 21 Sep 2009 16:03:10 -0700 (PDT), "JustWaitAFrekinMinute!"
wrote:

On Sep 21, 2:20*pm, Scott Dickson wrote:
On Sep 18, 6:04*pm, JustWait wrote:

has been given about a week... sad panda...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTa8U0Wa0q8


Fare well pop, say hi to mom for me...


--
Wafa free since 2009


Where can I buy my ticket for the "kick-off"?


No tickets necessary. As to dad's wishes, we are actually having a
huge party for him Saturday. Not quite "Weekend at Bernies" but close.
Might even be some dancing...


Can I bring a guest?


You may..

Will you be serving "shrimp"?


More than likely. Mormon women do two things well, cook and have
babies. The Relief Society just brought us a huge Ham dinner..

Is there a dress code? I'd hope you would tell them not to wear Clan
colors.


No dress code, But dad will be in all white prepared in his "Temple
Pack"..

Can I bring Harry as my guest?


Absolutely, I expect to shake hands with a lot of folks I don't really
care for. But this is for dad...

Will there be activities like plinking with 45's or even 50's?


I don't know what that means, but there will be music and such.

Don't worry, I'll bring my own equipment.


??

Will Kleenex be mandatory for the ones that cry?


Probably..

Is there a height restriction (seeing as your a short little ****er)?


No, and no gut check either so even you can come.

Will there be a Motocross exhibit. Your Daughter could jump a 4 rail
fence, then wipe out and break her arm...


Jessi just took away second place in the championship series last
weekend, she will be racing Saturday.

We can watch you try to perform donuts on her bike, but I don't think
your feet touch the ground.


They do, if you ever want to try to make a lap on our home track, let
me know. I would love to watch you cry... er, uh, again...

Will I be able to drape the Canadian Flag over the casket while
singing "I'll be Seeing You"?


He would probably love it as to his Canadian roots, but most of us are
putting toys and such in the casket for him already, like we did for
my mom... Even left her a napkin, she probably made something
beautiful out of it...

Are you going to install a remote camera to watch the demise?


No, me and my doggie were there with him when he went. It was decades
ago I asked my dad to make sure I was there with him to see his last
breath, and I was..

Are you putting it on You-Tube?


No

What FOOD will be served?...that you don't have any involvement
with.....


All of it..

And lastly.....


Don't point out your "neat" friends from here, the smell will alert
me.


Ahhh, Grey Flannel... Mom loved it too..



Really though, this was somewhat of in incoherent rant, even for
you...


Rowdy Mouse Racing, sad day for us all...


Well done.
--

John H

D[_12_] September 22nd 09 12:43 AM

Dad....
 
JustWait wrote:
In article ,
says...
In article ,
says...
On Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:04:07 -0400, JustWait
wrote:

has been given about a week... sad panda...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTa8U0Wa0q8

Fare well pop, say hi to mom for me...
Hearts with Scotty. Hang in there.

I was on death watch all day today, finally had to come home. We had
about 50 people come in today, my dad is a great man with more friends
than anyone I know. There is a reason for that of course...


Dad is back with his Peachy Pet...


Robert Ellsworth Ingersoll May 11, 1917 - September 21, 2009


Sorry to hear that. I don't know what else to say.

You know where I am if you need anything.

Dan

D[_12_] September 22nd 09 12:46 AM

Dad....
 
H the K wrote:
Scott Dickson wrote:
On Sep 18, 6:04 pm, JustWait wrote:
has been given about a week... sad panda...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTa8U0Wa0q8

Fare well pop, say hi to mom for me...

--
Wafa free since 2009


Where can I buy my ticket for the "kick-off"? Can I bring a guest?
Will you be serving "shrimp"?
Is there a dress code? I'd hope you would tell them not to wear Clan
colors.
Can I bring Harry as my guest?
Will there be activities like plinking with 45's or even 50's?
Don't worry, I'll bring my own equipment.
Will Kleenex be mandatory for the ones that cry?
Is there a height restriction (seeing as your a short little ****er)?
Will there be a Motocross exhibit. Your Daughter could jump a 4 rail
fence, then wipe out and break her arm...
We can watch you try to perform donuts on her bike, but I don't think
your feet touch the ground.
Will I be able to drape the Canadian Flag over the casket while
singing "I'll be Seeing You"?
Are you going to install a remote camera to watch the demise?
Are you putting it on You-Tube?
What FOOD will be served?...that you don't have any involvement
with.....
And lastly.....
Don't point out your "neat" friends from here, the smell will alert
me.

S.





Yeeeeouch! :)


Thanks, WAFA. I have him killfiled. Now I get to read messages from
two huge assholes.

D[_12_] September 22nd 09 12:48 AM

Dad....
 
JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 21 Sep 2009 11:20:14 -0700 (PDT), Scott Dickson
wrote:

On Sep 18, 6:04 pm, JustWait wrote:
has been given about a week... sad panda...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTa8U0Wa0q8

Fare well pop, say hi to mom for me...

--
Wafa free since 2009

Where can I buy my ticket for the "kick-off"? Can I bring a guest?
Will you be serving "shrimp"?
Is there a dress code? I'd hope you would tell them not to wear Clan
colors.
Can I bring Harry as my guest?
Will there be activities like plinking with 45's or even 50's?
Don't worry, I'll bring my own equipment.
Will Kleenex be mandatory for the ones that cry?
Is there a height restriction (seeing as your a short little ****er)?
Will there be a Motocross exhibit. Your Daughter could jump a 4 rail
fence, then wipe out and break her arm...
We can watch you try to perform donuts on her bike, but I don't think
your feet touch the ground.
Will I be able to drape the Canadian Flag over the casket while
singing "I'll be Seeing You"?
Are you going to install a remote camera to watch the demise?
Are you putting it on You-Tube?
What FOOD will be served?...that you don't have any involvement
with.....
And lastly.....
Don't point out your "neat" friends from here, the smell will alert
me.

S.


I'm sure Harry, Donny, and w3fh will think you're king of the hill for
that post.
--

John H


WAFA sure jumped on it. Donnie and w3fh have both proven they can be
civil and respectful.

D[_12_] September 22nd 09 12:52 AM

Dad....
 
H the K wrote:
Scott Dickson wrote:
On Sep 21, 2:54 pm, H the K wrote:
Scott Dickson wrote:
On Sep 18, 6:04 pm, JustWait wrote:
has been given about a week... sad panda...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTa8U0Wa0q8
Fare well pop, say hi to mom for me...
--
Wafa free since 2009
Where can I buy my ticket for the "kick-off"? Can I bring a guest?
Will you be serving "shrimp"?
Is there a dress code? I'd hope you would tell them not to wear Clan
colors.
Can I bring Harry as my guest?
Will there be activities like plinking with 45's or even 50's?
Don't worry, I'll bring my own equipment.
Will Kleenex be mandatory for the ones that cry?
Is there a height restriction (seeing as your a short little ****er)?
Will there be a Motocross exhibit. Your Daughter could jump a 4 rail
fence, then wipe out and break her arm...
We can watch you try to perform donuts on her bike, but I don't think
your feet touch the ground.
Will I be able to drape the Canadian Flag over the casket while
singing "I'll be Seeing You"?
Are you going to install a remote camera to watch the demise?
Are you putting it on You-Tube?
What FOOD will be served?...that you don't have any involvement
with.....
And lastly.....
Don't point out your "neat" friends from here, the smell will alert
me.
S.
Yeeeeouch! :)

--
Birther-Deather-Tenther-Teabagger:
Idiots All


Although I did commend Scott for not mentioning a past certain event,
he was courteous. BUT...since he cant help himself.
He threw salt in my wound....I can rip at his..... Fair is fair.


I have no compassion left for the sawed off little **** or his many
trials and tribulations.





And *that* defines you as a narcissistic asshole. The sad part is that
you have no children who will care for you like Scott has for his father.

Carry on, pathetic asshole.

JustWait September 22nd 09 12:58 AM

Dad....
 
In article ,
says...

On Mon, 21 Sep 2009 16:03:10 -0700 (PDT), "JustWaitAFrekinMinute!"
wrote:

On Sep 21, 2:20*pm, Scott Dickson wrote:
On Sep 18, 6:04*pm, JustWait wrote:

has been given about a week... sad panda...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTa8U0Wa0q8

Fare well pop, say hi to mom for me...

--
Wafa free since 2009

Where can I buy my ticket for the "kick-off"?


No tickets necessary. As to dad's wishes, we are actually having a
huge party for him Saturday. Not quite "Weekend at Bernies" but close.
Might even be some dancing...


Can I bring a guest?


You may..

Will you be serving "shrimp"?


More than likely. Mormon women do two things well, cook and have
babies. The Relief Society just brought us a huge Ham dinner..

Is there a dress code? I'd hope you would tell them not to wear Clan
colors.


No dress code, But dad will be in all white prepared in his "Temple
Pack"..

Can I bring Harry as my guest?


Absolutely, I expect to shake hands with a lot of folks I don't really
care for. But this is for dad...

Will there be activities like plinking with 45's or even 50's?


I don't know what that means, but there will be music and such.

Don't worry, I'll bring my own equipment.


??

Will Kleenex be mandatory for the ones that cry?


Probably..

Is there a height restriction (seeing as your a short little ****er)?


No, and no gut check either so even you can come.

Will there be a Motocross exhibit. Your Daughter could jump a 4 rail
fence, then wipe out and break her arm...


Jessi just took away second place in the championship series last
weekend, she will be racing Saturday.

We can watch you try to perform donuts on her bike, but I don't think
your feet touch the ground.


They do, if you ever want to try to make a lap on our home track, let
me know. I would love to watch you cry... er, uh, again...

Will I be able to drape the Canadian Flag over the casket while
singing "I'll be Seeing You"?


He would probably love it as to his Canadian roots, but most of us are
putting toys and such in the casket for him already, like we did for
my mom... Even left her a napkin, she probably made something
beautiful out of it...

Are you going to install a remote camera to watch the demise?


No, me and my doggie were there with him when he went. It was decades
ago I asked my dad to make sure I was there with him to see his last
breath, and I was..

Are you putting it on You-Tube?


No

What FOOD will be served?...that you don't have any involvement
with.....


All of it..

And lastly.....


Don't point out your "neat" friends from here, the smell will alert
me.


Ahhh, Grey Flannel... Mom loved it too..



Really though, this was somewhat of in incoherent rant, even for
you...


Rowdy Mouse Racing, sad day for us all...


Well done.


Yeah, Dad would have loved it. snerk He got a kick out of how
sarcastic I could get...

One day I was in the garage working and he was working out in the
stretch center I built for him. These two salesmen came down the
driveway and started in on some pitch. I looked at the guy and said,
"You have ten seconds to perk my curiosity or you have to leave"... I do
this to throw them off the pitch and get right to the meat. The guy
started to stutter for a second and then started asking me another
question, I said "9"... he got frustrated and said, "we are selling
windows and siding". I told the guy I wasn't interested in them and sent
him on his way, muttering all the way up the driveway... Poor guy. My
dad laughed his ass off... It was cool having him around...

Rowdy Mouse Racing, just because you walked away, doesn't mean it didn't
hurt...

--
Dad loves his family, and he was a soldier. He wanted us all to remember
that...

Tim September 22nd 09 01:24 AM

Dad....
 
On Sep 21, 6:58*pm, JustWait wrote:
In article ,
says...







On Mon, 21 Sep 2009 16:03:10 -0700 (PDT), "JustWaitAFrekinMinute!"
wrote:


On Sep 21, 2:20*pm, Scott Dickson wrote:
On Sep 18, 6:04*pm, JustWait wrote:


has been given about a week... sad panda...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTa8U0Wa0q8


Fare well pop, say hi to mom for me...


--
Wafa free since 2009


Where can I buy my ticket for the "kick-off"?


No tickets necessary. As to dad's wishes, we are actually having a
huge party for him Saturday. Not quite "Weekend at Bernies" but close.
Might even be some dancing...


Can I bring a guest?


You may..


Will you be serving "shrimp"?


More than likely. Mormon women do two things well, cook and have
babies. The Relief Society just brought us a huge Ham dinner..


Is there a dress code? I'd hope you would tell them not to wear Clan
colors.


No dress code, But dad will be in all white prepared in his "Temple
Pack"..


Can I bring Harry as my guest?


Absolutely, I expect to shake hands with a lot of folks I don't really
care for. But this is for dad...


Will there be activities like plinking with 45's or even 50's?


I don't know what that means, but there will be music and such.


Don't worry, I'll bring my own equipment.


??


Will Kleenex be mandatory for the ones that cry?


Probably..


Is there a height restriction (seeing as your a short little ****er)?


No, and no gut check either so even you can come.


Will there be a Motocross exhibit. Your Daughter could jump a 4 rail
fence, then wipe out and break her arm...


Jessi just took away second place in the championship series last
weekend, she will be racing Saturday.


We can watch you try to perform donuts on her bike, but I don't think
your feet touch the ground.


They do, if you ever want to try to make a lap on our home track, let
me know. I would love to watch you cry... er, uh, again...


Will I be able to drape the Canadian Flag over the casket while
singing "I'll be Seeing You"?


He would probably love it as to his Canadian roots, but most of us are
putting toys and such in the casket for him already, like we did for
my mom... Even left her a napkin, she probably made something
beautiful out of it...


Are you going to install a remote camera to watch the demise?


No, me and my doggie were there with him when he went. It was decades
ago I asked my dad to make sure I was there with him to see his last
breath, and I was..


Are you putting it on You-Tube?


No


What FOOD will be served?...that you don't have any involvement
with.....


All of it..


And lastly.....


Don't point out your "neat" friends from here, the smell will alert
me.


Ahhh, Grey Flannel... Mom loved it too..


Really though, this was somewhat of in incoherent rant, even for
you...


Rowdy Mouse Racing, sad day for us all...


Well done.


Yeah, Dad would have loved it. snerk He got a kick out of how
sarcastic I could get... *

One day I was in the garage working and he was working out in the
stretch center I built for him. These two salesmen came down the
driveway and started in on some pitch. I looked at the guy and said,
"You have ten seconds to perk my curiosity or you have to leave"... I do
this to throw them off the pitch and get right to the meat. The guy
started to stutter for a second and then started asking me another
question, I said "9"... he got frustrated and said, "we are selling
windows and siding". I told the guy I wasn't interested in them and sent
him on his way, muttering all the way up the driveway... Poor guy. My
dad laughed his ass off... It was cool having him around...

Rowdy Mouse Racing, just because you walked away, doesn't mean it didn't
hurt...

--
Dad loves his family, and he was a soldier. He wanted us all to remember
that...- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Ha.

I used to answer the phone for dad especially if the caller ID said
"Unknown number/ out of area"

I'd say the customary "hello" then hear the boiler room in the
background snd sure engough ti was who I susspected. I say "wait jsut
a moment please" ...


I'd say loudly...."Hey Dad! There's a Tele-marketer on the phone
wishing to speak to you would you like to take the call?"

he'd usually say. "No that's ok, what ever they have somebody else
probably needs worse..."

Odd, when I put the phone back up to my ear, for some reason they were
gone...


huh.....

Eisboch September 22nd 09 01:55 AM

Dad....
 

"JustWait" wrote in message
...

--
Dad loves his family, and he was a soldier. He wanted us all to remember
that...

Scott,

Just heard of your Dad's passing. Sorry to hear and Mrs.E. and I offer our
condolances. You were obviously very close with him. My best salute to
him.

RCE (Eisboch)




Tom Francis - SWSports September 22nd 09 02:18 AM

Dad....
 
On Mon, 21 Sep 2009 10:15:46 -0400, JustWait
wrote:

Robert Ellsworth Ingersoll May 11, 1917 - September 21, 2009


I'm very sorry for your loss. He lived a good life and obviously had
a caring family and son - that's all you can ask for out of life.

Rest well Robert.


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 07:00 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright ©2004 - 2014 BoatBanter.com