From www.theonion.com:


WASHINGTON-In the continuing controversy surrounding the president's U.S.
citizenship, a new fringe group informally known as "Afterbirthers" demanded
Monday the authentication of Barack Obama's placenta from his time inside
his mother's womb. "All we are asking is that the president produce a sample
of his fetal membranes and vessels-preferably along with a photo of the
crowning and delivery-and this will all be over," said former presidential
candidate and Afterbirthers spokesman Alan Keyes, later adding that his
organization would be willing to settle for a half-liter of maternal cord
plasma. "To this day, the American people have not seen a cervical mucus
plug, let alone one that has been signed and notarized by a state-certified
Hawaiian health official. If the president was indeed born in the manner in
which he claims, then where is his gestation sac?" Keyes said that if Obama
did not soon produce at least a bloody bedsheet from his conception,
Afterbirthers would push forward with efforts to exhume the president's
deceased mother and inspect the corpse's pelvic bone and birth canal

"Lu Powell" wrote in message
...
From www.theonion.com:


WASHINGTON-In the continuing controversy surrounding the president's U.S.
citizenship, a new fringe group informally known as "Afterbirthers"
demanded Monday the authentication of Barack Obama's placenta from his
time inside his mother's womb. "All we are asking is that the president
produce a sample of his fetal membranes and vessels-preferably along with
a photo of the crowning and delivery-and this will all be over," said
former presidential candidate and Afterbirthers spokesman Alan Keyes,
later adding that his organization would be willing to settle for a
half-liter of maternal cord plasma. "To this day, the American people have
not seen a cervical mucus plug, let alone one that has been signed and
notarized by a state-certified Hawaiian health official. If the president
was indeed born in the manner in which he claims, then where is his
gestation sac?" Keyes said that if Obama did not soon produce at least a
bloody bedsheet from his conception, Afterbirthers would push forward with
efforts to exhume the president's deceased mother and inspect the corpse's
pelvic bone and birth canal


Heh... I read this. Loved it. Thanks for posting it.

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Nom=de=Plume

On Sat, 5 Sep 2009 22:22:13 -0400, "Lu Powell"
wrote:

From www.theonion.com:


WASHINGTON-In the continuing controversy surrounding the president's U.S.
citizenship, a new fringe group informally known as "Afterbirthers" demanded
Monday the authentication of Barack Obama's placenta from his time inside
his mother's womb. "All we are asking is that the president produce a sample
of his fetal membranes and vessels-preferably along with a photo of the
crowning and delivery-and this will all be over," said former presidential
candidate and Afterbirthers spokesman Alan Keyes, later adding that his
organization would be willing to settle for a half-liter of maternal cord
plasma. "To this day, the American people have not seen a cervical mucus
plug, let alone one that has been signed and notarized by a state-certified
Hawaiian health official. If the president was indeed born in the manner in
which he claims, then where is his gestation sac?" Keyes said that if Obama
did not soon produce at least a bloody bedsheet from his conception,
Afterbirthers would push forward with efforts to exhume the president's
deceased mother and inspect the corpse's pelvic bone and birth canal

Sounds racist, but otherwise reasonable.
--
John H

"Vote for a Democrat, it's easier than working!"

Name=de=Plum wrote:
On Sat, 5 Sep 2009 22:22:13 -0400, "Lu Powell"
wrote:

From www.theonion.com:

WASHINGTON-In the continuing controversy surrounding the president's U.S.
citizenship, a new fringe group informally known as "Afterbirthers" demanded
Monday the authentication of Barack Obama's placenta from his time inside
his mother's womb. "All we are asking is that the president produce a sample
of his fetal membranes and vessels-preferably along with a photo of the
crowning and delivery-and this will all be over," said former presidential
candidate and Afterbirthers spokesman Alan Keyes, later adding that his
organization would be willing to settle for a half-liter of maternal cord
plasma. "To this day, the American people have not seen a cervical mucus
plug, let alone one that has been signed and notarized by a state-certified
Hawaiian health official. If the president was indeed born in the manner in
which he claims, then where is his gestation sac?" Keyes said that if Obama
did not soon produce at least a bloody bedsheet from his conception,
Afterbirthers would push forward with efforts to exhume the president's
deceased mother and inspect the corpse's pelvic bone and birth canal

Sounds racist, but otherwise reasonable.

Really, John? That bull**** sounds reasonable to you?

"Name=de=Plum" wrote in message
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Still waiting for your explanation of why you're id-shifting like this. It's
really rude.

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Nom=de=Plume

nom=de=plume wrote:
"Name=de=Plum" wrote in message
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snip

Still waiting for your explanation of why you're id-shifting like this. It's
really rude.


He does it so that he can make statements about liberals that are lies
and then it's hard to find them.

On Sun, 06 Sep 2009 15:02:10 -0400, NotNow wrote:

nom=de=plume wrote:
"Name=de=Plum" wrote in message
...
snip

Still waiting for your explanation of why you're id-shifting like this. It's
really rude.


He does it so that he can make statements about liberals that are lies
and then it's hard to find them.

Thanks, Loogy, I knew you could come up with a reasonable explanation
that would appease everyone!
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John H

"Vote for a Democrat, it's easier than working!"

On Sun, 6 Sep 2009 10:38:54 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

"Name=de=Plum" wrote in message
.. .
snip

Still waiting for your explanation of why you're id-shifting like this. It's
really rude.

You know, I just don't remember. You keep snipping the posts, so I've
nothing to which I can refer.

But honestly, most folks here knew it wasn't you, simply a parody.

Get over it. It surely wasn't racist!
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John H

"Vote for a Democrat, it's easier than working!"

"JohnH" wrote in message
news
Still waiting for your explanation of why you're id-shifting like this.
It's
really rude.

You know, I just don't remember. You keep snipping the posts, so I've
nothing to which I can refer.

But honestly, most folks here knew it wasn't you, simply a parody.

Get over it. It surely wasn't racist!


You apologized. Are you taking back your apology?

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Nom=de=Plume