From www.theonion.com:


WASHINGTON-In the continuing controversy surrounding the president's U.S.
citizenship, a new fringe group informally known as "Afterbirthers" demanded
Monday the authentication of Barack Obama's placenta from his time inside
his mother's womb. "All we are asking is that the president produce a sample
of his fetal membranes and vessels-preferably along with a photo of the
crowning and delivery-and this will all be over," said former presidential
candidate and Afterbirthers spokesman Alan Keyes, later adding that his
organization would be willing to settle for a half-liter of maternal cord
plasma. "To this day, the American people have not seen a cervical mucus
plug, let alone one that has been signed and notarized by a state-certified
Hawaiian health official. If the president was indeed born in the manner in
which he claims, then where is his gestation sac?" Keyes said that if Obama
did not soon produce at least a bloody bedsheet from his conception,
Afterbirthers would push forward with efforts to exhume the president's
deceased mother and inspect the corpse's pelvic bone and birth canal