There's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy
says, "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the
man, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "168". The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space
exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot
bartender says,"What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini". Again, the
robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser
and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it
one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you
have?" The guy says, "Martini", and
the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, "What's
your IQ?"

The guy says, "Uh, about 50." The robot leans in real close and says, "So,
you people still happy you voted for Obama?"



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"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned
benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others." - Ayn
Rand

On Tue, 25 Aug 2009 20:20:47 -0400, "Lu Powell"
wrote:

There's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy
says, "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the
man, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "168". The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space
exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot
bartender says,"What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini". Again, the
robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser
and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it
one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you
have?" The guy says, "Martini", and
the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, "What's
your IQ?"

The guy says, "Uh, about 50." The robot leans in real close and says, "So,
you people still happy you voted for Obama?"

LMAO!

That will soon go around the world.

Thanks
--
John H

"If you think healthcare is expensive now, wait until it's free!"
--Anonymous

Lu Powell wrote:
There's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy
says, "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to
the man, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "168". The robot then proceeds to talk about physics,
space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The
robot bartender says,"What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini".
Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says,
"What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about Nascar,
Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try
it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will
you have?" The guy says, "Martini", and
the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says,
"What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "Uh, about 50." The robot leans in real close and says,
"So, did you catch the Glen Beck show yesterday?"

There, I fixed it for you.