A guy goes into a bar...
Lu Powell wrote:
There's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy
says, "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to
the man, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "168". The robot then proceeds to talk about physics,
space exploration and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The
robot bartender says,"What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini".
Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says,
"What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about Nascar,
Budweiser and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try
it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will
you have?" The guy says, "Martini", and
the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says,
"What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh, about 50." The robot leans in real close and says,
"So, did you catch the Glen Beck show yesterday?"
There, I fixed it for you.
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