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Jeem August 24th 09 01:38 PM

Maryland honeymooners
 
Don White wrote:
"Jimo" wrote in message
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Don White wrote:
"H the K" wrote in message
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Don White wrote:
"D 1" wrote in message
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Don White wrote:
"Wayne.B" wrote in message
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On Sat, 22 Aug 2009 22:52:33 -0400, "Lu Powell"

wrote:

They had lived together in the Maryland backwoods for over twenty
years. To
celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a Annapolis
and they
checked into a plush hotel.

She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small
room. No
windows, no bed, and no air conditioning."

"But, madam!", replied the bellman. "Don't 'But madam' me," she
continued.
"You can't treat us like we're a couple of fools just because we
don't
travel much, and we've never been to the big city, and never spent
the night
at a hotel. I'm going to complain to the manager."

"Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room; this is the
elevator!"
Lu, don't quit your day job.

He did...he was a cop I believe.
Stalking him, dummy?

You are an imbecile, I believe.

Who's stalking. He made that statement here, you idiot.
Go back to stalking teenage girls, Freddie..
Don, don, don...remember...step over the pile of steaming **** named
krueger...don't step in it.
I'm gonna send him a bill for a new pair of Crocs......

Do you really wear those girly rubber shoes Donny?
Glad you made it through the storm unscathed.


Thanks for your concern...and yes, I have two pairs.
I can't seem to wear them out. I use them as boat shoes, walking on rocky
beach shoes, for walking the dog in summer rain and lastly as slippers.
I've sure gotten my moneys worth out of them.


Are they pink?

BTW It's 299.81667K and sunny here at the moment.

Don White August 24th 09 01:51 PM

Maryland honeymooners
 

"Jeem" wrote in message
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Are they pink?

BTW It's 299.81667K and sunny here at the moment.



Naw...if you want pink, you'll have to shop at the ladies store.... where
you get your clothes.



Jeem August 24th 09 02:18 PM

Maryland honeymooners
 
Don White wrote:
"Jeem" wrote in message
...
Are they pink?

BTW It's 299.81667K and sunny here at the moment.



Naw...if you want pink, you'll have to shop at the ladies store.... where
you get your clothes.



What was I thinking? What manly man would wear pink rubber shoes (Crocs).

NotNow[_3_] August 24th 09 03:31 PM

Maryland honeymooners
 
Jeem wrote:
Don White wrote:
"Jeem" wrote in message
...
Are they pink?

BTW It's 299.81667K and sunny here at the moment.



Naw...if you want pink, you'll have to shop at the ladies store....
where you get your clothes.


What was I thinking? What manly man would wear pink rubber shoes (Crocs).


Did you know he drives....get this..... a RAV4......
Some say it's pink.

JustWait August 24th 09 06:04 PM

Maryland honeymooners
 
In article ,
says...

Don White wrote:
"H the K" wrote in message
m...
Don White wrote:
"D 1" wrote in message
...
Don White wrote:
"Wayne.B" wrote in message
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On Sat, 22 Aug 2009 22:52:33 -0400, "Lu Powell"
wrote:

They had lived together in the Maryland backwoods for over twenty
years. To
celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a Annapolis and
they
checked into a plush hotel.

She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small room.
No
windows, no bed, and no air conditioning."

"But, madam!", replied the bellman. "Don't 'But madam' me," she
continued.
"You can't treat us like we're a couple of fools just because we
don't
travel much, and we've never been to the big city, and never spent
the night
at a hotel. I'm going to complain to the manager."

"Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room; this is the
elevator!"
Lu, don't quit your day job.

He did...he was a cop I believe.
Stalking him, dummy?

You are an imbecile, I believe.

Who's stalking. He made that statement here, you idiot.
Go back to stalking teenage girls, Freddie..

Don, don, don...remember...step over the pile of steaming **** named
krueger...don't step in it.


I'm gonna send him a bill for a new pair of Crocs......



Do you really wear those girly rubber shoes Donny?
Glad you made it through the storm unscathed.


Donnie wears Crocs?? snerk He's a lumberjack and he's ok....

--
Wafa free since 2009

H the K[_2_] August 24th 09 06:09 PM

Maryland honeymooners
 
JustWait wrote:
In article ,
says...
Don White wrote:
"H the K" wrote in message
m...
Don White wrote:
"D 1" wrote in message
...
Don White wrote:
"Wayne.B" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 22 Aug 2009 22:52:33 -0400, "Lu Powell"
wrote:

They had lived together in the Maryland backwoods for over twenty
years. To
celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a Annapolis and
they
checked into a plush hotel.

She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small room.
No
windows, no bed, and no air conditioning."

"But, madam!", replied the bellman. "Don't 'But madam' me," she
continued.
"You can't treat us like we're a couple of fools just because we
don't
travel much, and we've never been to the big city, and never spent
the night
at a hotel. I'm going to complain to the manager."

"Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room; this is the
elevator!"
Lu, don't quit your day job.

He did...he was a cop I believe.
Stalking him, dummy?

You are an imbecile, I believe.

Who's stalking. He made that statement here, you idiot.
Go back to stalking teenage girls, Freddie..
Don, don, don...remember...step over the pile of steaming **** named
krueger...don't step in it.
I'm gonna send him a bill for a new pair of Crocs......


Do you really wear those girly rubber shoes Donny?
Glad you made it through the storm unscathed.


Donnie wears Crocs?? snerk He's a lumberjack and he's ok....



About a third of the guys who launch at our local marina wear crocs. Any
of them could clean your clock one-handed, girlie-boy...and so could
their wives, girlfriends or daughters. You need to stop hiding under
that leaky tent.

NotNow[_3_] August 24th 09 06:30 PM

Maryland honeymooners
 
JustWait wrote:
In article ,
says...
Don White wrote:
"H the K" wrote in message
m...
Don White wrote:
"D 1" wrote in message
...
Don White wrote:
"Wayne.B" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 22 Aug 2009 22:52:33 -0400, "Lu Powell"
wrote:

They had lived together in the Maryland backwoods for over twenty
years. To
celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a Annapolis and
they
checked into a plush hotel.

She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small room.
No
windows, no bed, and no air conditioning."

"But, madam!", replied the bellman. "Don't 'But madam' me," she
continued.
"You can't treat us like we're a couple of fools just because we
don't
travel much, and we've never been to the big city, and never spent
the night
at a hotel. I'm going to complain to the manager."

"Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room; this is the
elevator!"
Lu, don't quit your day job.

He did...he was a cop I believe.
Stalking him, dummy?

You are an imbecile, I believe.

Who's stalking. He made that statement here, you idiot.
Go back to stalking teenage girls, Freddie..
Don, don, don...remember...step over the pile of steaming **** named
krueger...don't step in it.
I'm gonna send him a bill for a new pair of Crocs......


Do you really wear those girly rubber shoes Donny?
Glad you made it through the storm unscathed.


Donnie wears Crocs?? snerk He's a lumberjack and he's ok....


Don tries to make people believe he's a lot of things he's not. WAFA
taught him how.

Don White August 24th 09 06:30 PM

Maryland honeymooners
 

"H the K" wrote in message
m...
JustWait wrote:
In article ,
says...
Don White wrote:
"H the K" wrote in message
m...
Don White wrote:
"D 1" wrote in message
...
Don White wrote:
"Wayne.B" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 22 Aug 2009 22:52:33 -0400, "Lu Powell"

wrote:

They had lived together in the Maryland backwoods for over twenty
years. To
celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a Annapolis
and they
checked into a plush hotel.

She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small
room. No
windows, no bed, and no air conditioning."

"But, madam!", replied the bellman. "Don't 'But madam' me," she
continued.
"You can't treat us like we're a couple of fools just because we
don't
travel much, and we've never been to the big city, and never
spent the night
at a hotel. I'm going to complain to the manager."

"Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room; this is the
elevator!"
Lu, don't quit your day job.

He did...he was a cop I believe.
Stalking him, dummy?

You are an imbecile, I believe.

Who's stalking. He made that statement here, you idiot.
Go back to stalking teenage girls, Freddie..
Don, don, don...remember...step over the pile of steaming **** named
krueger...don't step in it.
I'm gonna send him a bill for a new pair of Crocs......

Do you really wear those girly rubber shoes Donny?
Glad you made it through the storm unscathed.


Donnie wears Crocs?? snerk He's a lumberjack and he's ok....



About a third of the guys who launch at our local marina wear crocs. Any
of them could clean your clock one-handed, girlie-boy...and so could their
wives, girlfriends or daughters. You need to stop hiding under that leaky
tent.


Leaky tent? That's his neighbours ****ing on it.



Don White August 24th 09 08:03 PM

Maryland honeymooners
 

"NotNow" wrote in message
...
JustWait wrote:
In article ,
says...
Don White wrote:
"H the K" wrote in message
m...
Don White wrote:
"D 1" wrote in message
...
Don White wrote:
"Wayne.B" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 22 Aug 2009 22:52:33 -0400, "Lu Powell"

wrote:

They had lived together in the Maryland backwoods for over twenty
years. To
celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a Annapolis
and they
checked into a plush hotel.

She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small
room. No
windows, no bed, and no air conditioning."

"But, madam!", replied the bellman. "Don't 'But madam' me," she
continued.
"You can't treat us like we're a couple of fools just because we
don't
travel much, and we've never been to the big city, and never
spent the night
at a hotel. I'm going to complain to the manager."

"Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room; this is the
elevator!"
Lu, don't quit your day job.

He did...he was a cop I believe.
Stalking him, dummy?

You are an imbecile, I believe.

Who's stalking. He made that statement here, you idiot.
Go back to stalking teenage girls, Freddie..
Don, don, don...remember...step over the pile of steaming **** named
krueger...don't step in it.
I'm gonna send him a bill for a new pair of Crocs......

Do you really wear those girly rubber shoes Donny?
Glad you made it through the storm unscathed.


Donnie wears Crocs?? snerk He's a lumberjack and he's ok....


Don tries to make people believe he's a lot of things he's not. WAFA
taught him how.



Examples...Kevin (the concrete engineer) ~~ Snerk ~~



H the K[_2_] August 24th 09 08:12 PM

Maryland honeymooners
 
Don White wrote:
"NotNow" wrote in message
...
JustWait wrote:
In article ,
says...
Don White wrote:
"H the K" wrote in message
m...
Don White wrote:
"D 1" wrote in message
...
Don White wrote:
"Wayne.B" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 22 Aug 2009 22:52:33 -0400, "Lu Powell"

wrote:

They had lived together in the Maryland backwoods for over twenty
years. To
celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a Annapolis
and they
checked into a plush hotel.

She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small
room. No
windows, no bed, and no air conditioning."

"But, madam!", replied the bellman. "Don't 'But madam' me," she
continued.
"You can't treat us like we're a couple of fools just because we
don't
travel much, and we've never been to the big city, and never
spent the night
at a hotel. I'm going to complain to the manager."

"Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room; this is the
elevator!"
Lu, don't quit your day job.

He did...he was a cop I believe.
Stalking him, dummy?

You are an imbecile, I believe.

Who's stalking. He made that statement here, you idiot.
Go back to stalking teenage girls, Freddie..
Don, don, don...remember...step over the pile of steaming **** named
krueger...don't step in it.
I'm gonna send him a bill for a new pair of Crocs......

Do you really wear those girly rubber shoes Donny?
Glad you made it through the storm unscathed.
Donnie wears Crocs?? snerk He's a lumberjack and he's ok....

Don tries to make people believe he's a lot of things he's not. WAFA
taught him how.



Examples...Kevin (the concrete engineer) ~~ Snerk ~~




Kevin...the engineer... snerk.








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