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SteveB August 20th 09 05:51 PM

PAGING DR. OBAMA! ER STAT!
 
Gotta love it.

Obama says prostate cancer can be diagnosed by more colonoscopies. NOT.

Obama says that instead of giving a 100 year old active person a pacemaker,
they should give her a pain pill. (Psssssssst. Pain pills don't work on
irregular heartbeats.)

He sez we need to do a breathalyzer on a child asthma patient.

Lots more, but I'm busy right now.

Steve



Jim August 20th 09 06:16 PM

PAGING DR. OBAMA! ER STAT!
 
SteveB wrote:
Gotta love it.

Obama says prostate cancer can be diagnosed by more colonoscopies. NOT.

Obama says that instead of giving a 100 year old active person a pacemaker,
they should give her a pain pill. (Psssssssst. Pain pills don't work on
irregular heartbeats.)

He sez we need to do a breathalyzer on a child asthma patient.

Lots more, but I'm busy right now.

Steve



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pALCdJ5QuXs

Make fun of a small inconsistency if you must. Both are easily treated
if caught early by a relatively simple test.

I agree with the sentiment. The guy with the ketch next door just had
colorectal cancer surgery. He was one of those who wouldn't get a
colonoscopy.

We have several self employed dock walker types around here who aren't
going to get tested because they have no insurance. And we will pay if
and when they get sick.

To his critics, Obama must say everything perfectly and in the proper
order. They probably weren't critical of Bush's mangling of his speeches.


Frogwatch[_2_] August 20th 09 06:27 PM

PAGING DR. OBAMA! ER STAT!
 
On Aug 20, 12:51*pm, "SteveB" wrote:
Gotta love it.

Obama says prostate cancer can be diagnosed by more colonoscopies. *NOT..

Obama says that instead of giving a 100 year old active person a pacemaker,
they should give her a pain pill. *(Psssssssst. *Pain pills don't work on
irregular heartbeats.)

He sez we need to do a breathalyzer on a child asthma patient.

Lots more, but I'm busy right now.

Steve


When my father was 80, he had a hip replaced, under Bozomacare I
suspect they would not do so because an 80 yr old prob would not live
long enough to get any use out of it. By his 86th b-day, he had worn
the first replacement out (too much adventure travel like hiking up
volcanoes etc) and had it replaced again which I am sure BozomaCare
would not do. By 88 he suddenly developed Parkinsons for which I
suspect Bozomacare would do very little. His solution to keep up his
ability to walk as long as possible was to literally take up a lot
more walking. By 91, had to use a walker but still goes a pretty good
distance every day. At 92, sudden heart probs and I suspect a
BozomaCare death panel would sentence him to death. Without
BozomaCare, he will prob live to be 100. His health care is a combo
of VA, private and medicare. He has some sort of pvt insurance that
very happily pays him to stay out of a nursing home. This was a
nursing home policy my parents bought about 20 yrs ago but I do not
have all the details. The policy pays if they go into a nursing home
but also pays somehow if they stay out of one when they have probs.

Frogwatch[_2_] August 20th 09 06:29 PM

PAGING DR. OBAMA! ER STAT!
 
On Aug 20, 1:27*pm, Frogwatch wrote:
On Aug 20, 12:51*pm, "SteveB" wrote:

Gotta love it.


Obama says prostate cancer can be diagnosed by more colonoscopies. *NOT.


Obama says that instead of giving a 100 year old active person a pacemaker,
they should give her a pain pill. *(Psssssssst. *Pain pills don't work on
irregular heartbeats.)


He sez we need to do a breathalyzer on a child asthma patient.


Lots more, but I'm busy right now.


Steve


When my father was 80, he had a hip replaced, under Bozomacare I
suspect they would not do so because an 80 yr old prob would not live
long enough to get any use out of it. *By his 86th b-day, he had worn
the first replacement out (too much adventure travel like hiking up
volcanoes etc) and had it replaced again which I am sure BozomaCare
would not do. *By 88 he suddenly developed Parkinsons *for which I
suspect Bozomacare would do very little. *His solution to keep up his
ability to walk as long as possible was to literally take up a lot
more walking. *By 91, had to use a walker but still goes a pretty good
distance every day. *At 92, sudden heart probs and I suspect *a
BozomaCare death panel would sentence him to death. Without
BozomaCare, he will prob live to be 100. *His health care is a combo
of VA, private and medicare. *He has some sort of pvt insurance that
very happily pays him to stay out of a nursing home. *This was a
nursing home policy my parents bought about 20 yrs ago but I do not
have all the details. *The policy pays if they go into a nursing home
but also pays somehow if they stay out of one when they have probs.


Ya know, young men are rarely proud of their parents but as we age our
previously clueless parents become admirable.

SteveB August 20th 09 06:40 PM

PAGING DR. OBAMA! ER STAT!
 

"Jim" wrote in message
m...
SteveB wrote:
Gotta love it.

Obama says prostate cancer can be diagnosed by more colonoscopies. NOT.

Obama says that instead of giving a 100 year old active person a
pacemaker, they should give her a pain pill. (Psssssssst. Pain pills
don't work on irregular heartbeats.)

He sez we need to do a breathalyzer on a child asthma patient.

Lots more, but I'm busy right now.

Steve


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pALCdJ5QuXs

Make fun of a small inconsistency if you must. Both are easily treated if
caught early by a relatively simple test.

I agree with the sentiment. The guy with the ketch next door just had
colorectal cancer surgery. He was one of those who wouldn't get a
colonoscopy.

We have several self employed dock walker types around here who aren't
going to get tested because they have no insurance. And we will pay if
and when they get sick.

To his critics, Obama must say everything perfectly and in the proper
order. They probably weren't critical of Bush's mangling of his speeches.


Bush was actually worse than Obama in many speeches.

Steve



Jim August 20th 09 07:10 PM

PAGING DR. OBAMA! ER STAT!
 
SteveB wrote:
"Jim" wrote in message
m...
SteveB wrote:
Gotta love it.

Obama says prostate cancer can be diagnosed by more colonoscopies. NOT.

Obama says that instead of giving a 100 year old active person a
pacemaker, they should give her a pain pill. (Psssssssst. Pain pills
don't work on irregular heartbeats.)

He sez we need to do a breathalyzer on a child asthma patient.

Lots more, but I'm busy right now.

Steve

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pALCdJ5QuXs

Make fun of a small inconsistency if you must. Both are easily treated if
caught early by a relatively simple test.

I agree with the sentiment. The guy with the ketch next door just had
colorectal cancer surgery. He was one of those who wouldn't get a
colonoscopy.

We have several self employed dock walker types around here who aren't
going to get tested because they have no insurance. And we will pay if
and when they get sick.

To his critics, Obama must say everything perfectly and in the proper
order. They probably weren't critical of Bush's mangling of his speeches.


Bush was actually worse than Obama in many speeches.

Steve


Not to mention lying in almost everyone of them, and starting a war on
false pretenses and not having a plan to pay for it.

Jim August 20th 09 07:15 PM

PAGING DR. OBAMA! ER STAT!
 
Jim wrote:
SteveB wrote:
"Jim" wrote in message
m...
SteveB wrote:
Gotta love it.

Obama says prostate cancer can be diagnosed by more colonoscopies.
NOT.

Obama says that instead of giving a 100 year old active person a
pacemaker, they should give her a pain pill. (Psssssssst. Pain
pills don't work on irregular heartbeats.)

He sez we need to do a breathalyzer on a child asthma patient.

Lots more, but I'm busy right now.

Steve
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pALCdJ5QuXs

Make fun of a small inconsistency if you must. Both are easily
treated if caught early by a relatively simple test.

I agree with the sentiment. The guy with the ketch next door just
had colorectal cancer surgery. He was one of those who wouldn't get
a colonoscopy.

We have several self employed dock walker types around here who
aren't going to get tested because they have no insurance. And we
will pay if and when they get sick.

To his critics, Obama must say everything perfectly and in the proper
order. They probably weren't critical of Bush's mangling of his
speeches.


Bush was actually worse than Obama in many speeches.

Steve

Not to mention lying in almost everyone of them, and starting a war on
false pretenses and not having a plan to pay for it.


Here's some lying:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE2SdF1fN4s


jps August 20th 09 07:18 PM

PAGING DR. OBAMA! ER STAT!
 
On Thu, 20 Aug 2009 10:27:26 -0700 (PDT), Frogwatch
wrote:

On Aug 20, 12:51*pm, "SteveB" wrote:
Gotta love it.

Obama says prostate cancer can be diagnosed by more colonoscopies. *NOT.

Obama says that instead of giving a 100 year old active person a pacemaker,
they should give her a pain pill. *(Psssssssst. *Pain pills don't work on
irregular heartbeats.)

He sez we need to do a breathalyzer on a child asthma patient.

Lots more, but I'm busy right now.

Steve


When my father was 80, he had a hip replaced, under Bozomacare I
suspect


More misinformation. You'll hitch your wagon to anything, doesn't
matter if it's made up.

Do you recognize the fallicy in your logic when you base conclusions
on assumptions that conveniently fit your prejudices?

You sound like Limbaugh. Full of ****.

jps August 20th 09 07:19 PM

PAGING DR. OBAMA! ER STAT!
 
On Thu, 20 Aug 2009 11:40:32 -0600, "SteveB"
wrote:


"Jim" wrote in message
om...
SteveB wrote:
Gotta love it.

Obama says prostate cancer can be diagnosed by more colonoscopies. NOT.

Obama says that instead of giving a 100 year old active person a
pacemaker, they should give her a pain pill. (Psssssssst. Pain pills
don't work on irregular heartbeats.)

He sez we need to do a breathalyzer on a child asthma patient.

Lots more, but I'm busy right now.

Steve


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pALCdJ5QuXs

Make fun of a small inconsistency if you must. Both are easily treated if
caught early by a relatively simple test.

I agree with the sentiment. The guy with the ketch next door just had
colorectal cancer surgery. He was one of those who wouldn't get a
colonoscopy.

We have several self employed dock walker types around here who aren't
going to get tested because they have no insurance. And we will pay if
and when they get sick.

To his critics, Obama must say everything perfectly and in the proper
order. They probably weren't critical of Bush's mangling of his speeches.


Bush was actually worse than Obama in many speeches.

Steve


Ya think?

H the K[_2_] August 20th 09 07:21 PM

PAGING DR. OBAMA! ER STAT!
 
Jim wrote:
Jim wrote:
SteveB wrote:
"Jim" wrote in message
m...
SteveB wrote:
Gotta love it.

Obama says prostate cancer can be diagnosed by more colonoscopies.
NOT.

Obama says that instead of giving a 100 year old active person a
pacemaker, they should give her a pain pill. (Psssssssst. Pain
pills don't work on irregular heartbeats.)

He sez we need to do a breathalyzer on a child asthma patient.

Lots more, but I'm busy right now.

Steve
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pALCdJ5QuXs

Make fun of a small inconsistency if you must. Both are easily
treated if caught early by a relatively simple test.

I agree with the sentiment. The guy with the ketch next door just
had colorectal cancer surgery. He was one of those who wouldn't get
a colonoscopy.

We have several self employed dock walker types around here who
aren't going to get tested because they have no insurance. And we
will pay if and when they get sick.

To his critics, Obama must say everything perfectly and in the
proper order. They probably weren't critical of Bush's mangling of
his speeches.

Bush was actually worse than Obama in many speeches.

Steve

Not to mention lying in almost everyone of them, and starting a war on
false pretenses and not having a plan to pay for it.


Here's some lying:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE2SdF1fN4s



We'll be paying off the lies and mistakes of the Bush Administration for
generations.


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