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Boating may be too dangerous for Obamacare
Hey, people get hurt boating so in the interest of keeping costs down
we may have federal boating speed limits. Oh, no more wakeboarding either. Swimming will only be legal in areas with federally licensed lifeguards. Rock climbing, faggedaboutit. Hang gliding, be serious, no way, totally illegal. Playgrounds, ok but only if the kids are immobilized in restraint harnesses on a hypoallergenic soft surface. |
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Boating may be too dangerous for Obamacare
Frogwatch wrote:
Hey, people get hurt boating so in the interest of keeping costs down we may have federal boating speed limits. Oh, no more wakeboarding either. Swimming will only be legal in areas with federally licensed lifeguards. Rock climbing, faggedaboutit. Hang gliding, be serious, no way, totally illegal. Playgrounds, ok but only if the kids are immobilized in restraint harnesses on a hypoallergenic soft surface. That's Harry's wishes in a nutshell. |
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Boating may be too dangerous for Obamacare
"Frogwatch" wrote in message ... Hey, people get hurt boating so in the interest of keeping costs down we may have federal boating speed limits. Oh, no more wakeboarding either. Swimming will only be legal in areas with federally licensed lifeguards. Rock climbing, faggedaboutit. Hang gliding, be serious, no way, totally illegal. Playgrounds, ok but only if the kids are immobilized in restraint harnesses on a hypoallergenic soft surface. Looks like you may be in need of a nice safe padded room. |
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Boating may be too dangerous for Obamacare
Don White wrote:
"Frogwatch" wrote in message ... Hey, people get hurt boating so in the interest of keeping costs down we may have federal boating speed limits. Oh, no more wakeboarding either. Swimming will only be legal in areas with federally licensed lifeguards. Rock climbing, faggedaboutit. Hang gliding, be serious, no way, totally illegal. Playgrounds, ok but only if the kids are immobilized in restraint harnesses on a hypoallergenic soft surface. Looks like you may be in need of a nice safe padded room. And locked in it with the other right-wing lu-sers here. |
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Boating may be too dangerous for Obamacare
On Aug 10, 4:14*pm, H the K wrote:
Don White wrote: "Frogwatch" wrote in message .... Hey, people get hurt boating so in the interest of keeping costs down we may have federal boating speed limits. *Oh, no more wakeboarding either. *Swimming will only be legal in areas with federally licensed lifeguards. *Rock climbing, faggedaboutit. *Hang gliding, be serious, no way, totally illegal. *Playgrounds, ok but only if the kids are immobilized in restraint harnesses on a hypoallergenic soft surface. Looks like you may be in need of a nice safe padded room. And locked in it with the other right-wing lu-sers here. Dem congressman want to hold secret meetings with their supporters and exclude the rest of their constituents. In Florida, this is illegal. I wonder if such meetings of FL congressmen outside FL on civil matters are subject to FL law, I doubt it. |
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Boating may be too dangerous for Obamacare
Frogwatch wrote:
On Aug 10, 4:14 pm, H the K wrote: Don White wrote: "Frogwatch" wrote in message ... Hey, people get hurt boating so in the interest of keeping costs down we may have federal boating speed limits. Oh, no more wakeboarding either. Swimming will only be legal in areas with federally licensed lifeguards. Rock climbing, faggedaboutit. Hang gliding, be serious, no way, totally illegal. Playgrounds, ok but only if the kids are immobilized in restraint harnesses on a hypoallergenic soft surface. Looks like you may be in need of a nice safe padded room. And locked in it with the other right-wing lu-sers here. Dem congressman want to hold secret meetings with their supporters and exclude the rest of their constituents. In Florida, this is illegal. I wonder if such meetings of FL congressmen outside FL on civil matters are subject to FL law, I doubt it. It is difficult to pass money back and forth in an open meeting. |
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Boating may be too dangerous for Obamacare
On Mon, 10 Aug 2009 15:40:59 -0400, JustWait
wrote: In article , says... Frogwatch wrote: Hey, people get hurt boating so in the interest of keeping costs down we may have federal boating speed limits. Oh, no more wakeboarding either. Swimming will only be legal in areas with federally licensed lifeguards. Rock climbing, faggedaboutit. Hang gliding, be serious, no way, totally illegal. Playgrounds, ok but only if the kids are immobilized in restraint harnesses on a hypoallergenic soft surface. That's Harry's wishes in a nutshell. Yeah, but he would of course be exempt because he is so special... They better not outlaw motorcycle riding for Medicare recipients. Hell, I'd have to go back to Mail Handlers. -- John H All decisions, even those made by liberals, are the result of binary thinking. |
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