Here's the latest version of my 'quit meter'.

This will certify that John Leo Herring has not smoked cigarettes for
eight years, seven months, two weeks, 8 hours, and 9 minutes. This has
resulted in 157416 cigarettes not smoked, saving $23,612.23 and
greatly reducing his Global Warming Footprint. Furthermore, this will
provide him an additional 1 year, 25 weeks, 14 hours, and 0 minutes to
spend his daughters' inheritance.

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John H

All decisions, even those made by liberals, are the result of binary thinking.