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Got it in the mail this morning - can't attribute unfortunately.

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It is said that when the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem
looks like a nail. To the leftist mind, the world is beset with a host
of problems, all of which have only one solution.

Problem: Environmental pollution.
Solution: Destroy Capitalism.

Problem: Inequities in Health Care.
Solution: Destroy Capitalism.

Problem: Climate change.
Solution: Destroy Capitalism.

Problem: Social inequalities.
Solution: Destroy Capitalism.

Problem: Banks and Automakers made stupid decisions and lost money.
Solution: Destroy Capitalism

Problem: Geo-political conflicts between cultures that have been at
war for centuries.
Solution: Destroy Capitalism.

Problem: People on the radio are expressing opinions lefties don’t
like.
Solution: Destroy Capitalism.

Problem: “Parents want me to move out of the basement and get a job.”
Solution: Destroy Capitalism.

Problem: Bongwater, not as tasty as promised.
Solution: Destroy capitalism.


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Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
Got it in the mail this morning - can't attribute unfortunately.

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It is said that when the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem
looks like a nail. To the leftist mind, the world is beset with a host
of problems, all of which have only one solution.

Problem: Environmental pollution.
Solution: Destroy Capitalism.

Problem: Inequities in Health Care.
Solution: Destroy Capitalism.

Problem: Climate change.
Solution: Destroy Capitalism.

Problem: Social inequalities.
Solution: Destroy Capitalism.

Problem: Banks and Automakers made stupid decisions and lost money.
Solution: Destroy Capitalism

Problem: Geo-political conflicts between cultures that have been at
war for centuries.
Solution: Destroy Capitalism.

Problem: People on the radio are expressing opinions lefties don’t
like.
Solution: Destroy Capitalism.

Problem: “Parents want me to move out of the basement and get a job.”
Solution: Destroy Capitalism.

Problem: Bongwater, not as tasty as promised.
Solution: Destroy capitalism.



Moron.

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Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
Got it in the mail this morning - can't attribute unfortunately.

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It is said that when the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem
looks like a nail. To the leftist mind, the world is beset with a host
of problems, all of which have only one solution.

Problem: Environmental pollution.
Solution: Destroy Capitalism.


Read about what's happening in China and get back to me.


Problem: Inequities in Health Care.
Solution: Destroy Capitalism.


Is the library expected to make a profit? Police, Fire Department?
Craigslist?

As Craig himself said, "We aren't running a business, we are running a
service."

Problem: Climate change.
Solution: Destroy Capitalism.

Problem: Social inequalities.
Solution: Destroy Capitalism.

Problem: Banks and Automakers made stupid decisions and lost money.
Solution: Destroy Capitalism


This one is interesting. You would have them go bankrupt, shut their
doors? Lay off, what, 20% of the workforce? I would have, Obama didn't
make them fail, they did it on their own.

I'm not sure what you mean.


Problem: Geo-political conflicts between cultures that have been at
war for centuries.
Solution: Destroy Capitalism.

Problem: People on the radio are expressing opinions lefties don’t
like.
Solution: Destroy Capitalism.

Problem: “Parents want me to move out of the basement and get a job.”
Solution: Destroy Capitalism.

Problem: Bongwater, not as tasty as promised.
Solution: Destroy capitalism.



Unregulated capitalism does not work, the last batch of "Conservatives"
proved that. Read about the bad loans and how they relate to easy
credit policies that "capitalism" made possible.

Yes, capitalism is dead as we knew it, and maybe that's a good thing.

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