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Man Tasered After Sniffing Gas Bursts in Flames

"SYDNEY — A man whose relatives say had been sniffing gasoline burst
into flames after a police officer Tasered him as he ran at officials
carrying a container of fuel, police said Tuesday."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,534180,00.html

I know - it's horrible.

But you just can't help laughing.

I'm sorry - it's not funny.

BBBAAWWWAAAHHHHAAAAA!!!!!!

Ahem...

Not funny...

~~ mmmmfffhhhhtttttt~~
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Captain Yogi of Woodstock wrote:
Man Tasered After Sniffing Gas Bursts in Flames

"SYDNEY — A man whose relatives say had been sniffing gasoline burst
into flames after a police officer Tasered him as he ran at officials
carrying a container of fuel, police said Tuesday."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,534180,00.html

I know - it's horrible.

But you just can't help laughing.

I'm sorry - it's not funny.

BBBAAWWWAAAHHHHAAAAA!!!!!!

Ahem...

Not funny...

~~ mmmmfffhhhhtttttt~~


I seen the article, um, I actually chuckled, too!
And coming to the office this morning, I was watching this idiot driving
like a maniac is a 45 mph zone getting on everyone's ass thinking
they'd speed up. I'm thinking to myself, he's going to cause a wreck.
Sure as hell, I'm in the lane in the far left, he's in the far right, he
swerves into the center lane, center lane checks up for some reason, he
hits the guy in front of him, who hits the guy in front of him,
who....you get the idea. I heard a least four, maybe five whacks as I
went by! I laughed at him, too.
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"NotNow" wrote in message
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Captain Yogi of Woodstock wrote:
Man Tasered After Sniffing Gas Bursts in Flames

"SYDNEY — A man whose relatives say had been sniffing gasoline burst
into flames after a police officer Tasered him as he ran at officials
carrying a container of fuel, police said Tuesday."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,534180,00.html

I know - it's horrible.

But you just can't help laughing.

I'm sorry - it's not funny.

BBBAAWWWAAAHHHHAAAAA!!!!!!

Ahem...

Not funny...

~~ mmmmfffhhhhtttttt~~


I seen the article, um, I actually chuckled, too!
And coming to the office this morning, I was watching this idiot driving
like a maniac is a 45 mph zone getting on everyone's ass thinking
they'd speed up. I'm thinking to myself, he's going to cause a wreck.
Sure as hell, I'm in the lane in the far left, he's in the far right, he
swerves into the center lane, center lane checks up for some reason, he
hits the guy in front of him, who hits the guy in front of him,
who....you get the idea. I heard a least four, maybe five whacks as I
went by! I laughed at him, too.


"as I went by"???
What kind of citizen are you? You could have at least reported his antics
to the police to help the other innocent victims (drivers) out.


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Don White wrote:
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Captain Yogi of Woodstock wrote:
Man Tasered After Sniffing Gas Bursts in Flames

"SYDNEY — A man whose relatives say had been sniffing gasoline burst
into flames after a police officer Tasered him as he ran at officials
carrying a container of fuel, police said Tuesday."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,534180,00.html

I know - it's horrible.

But you just can't help laughing.

I'm sorry - it's not funny.

BBBAAWWWAAAHHHHAAAAA!!!!!!

Ahem...

Not funny...

~~ mmmmfffhhhhtttttt~~

I seen the article, um, I actually chuckled, too!
And coming to the office this morning, I was watching this idiot driving
like a maniac is a 45 mph zone getting on everyone's ass thinking
they'd speed up. I'm thinking to myself, he's going to cause a wreck.
Sure as hell, I'm in the lane in the far left, he's in the far right, he
swerves into the center lane, center lane checks up for some reason, he
hits the guy in front of him, who hits the guy in front of him,
who....you get the idea. I heard a least four, maybe five whacks as I
went by! I laughed at him, too.


"as I went by"???
What kind of citizen are you? You could have at least reported his antics
to the police to help the other innocent victims (drivers) out.




If loogy stops to help or to report what he saw to the cops, he'll be
asked for his ID, they'll "run it," and he'll be taken in on that
outstanding warrant for excessive stupidity.



--
A wise Latina makes better decisions than a dumb elephant.
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Don White wrote:
"NotNow" wrote in message
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Captain Yogi of Woodstock wrote:
Man Tasered After Sniffing Gas Bursts in Flames

"SYDNEY — A man whose relatives say had been sniffing gasoline burst
into flames after a police officer Tasered him as he ran at officials
carrying a container of fuel, police said Tuesday."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,534180,00.html

I know - it's horrible.

But you just can't help laughing.

I'm sorry - it's not funny.

BBBAAWWWAAAHHHHAAAAA!!!!!!

Ahem...

Not funny...

~~ mmmmfffhhhhtttttt~~
I seen the article, um, I actually chuckled, too!
And coming to the office this morning, I was watching this idiot driving
like a maniac is a 45 mph zone getting on everyone's ass thinking
they'd speed up. I'm thinking to myself, he's going to cause a wreck.
Sure as hell, I'm in the lane in the far left, he's in the far right, he
swerves into the center lane, center lane checks up for some reason, he
hits the guy in front of him, who hits the guy in front of him,
who....you get the idea. I heard a least four, maybe five whacks as I
went by! I laughed at him, too.


"as I went by"???
What kind of citizen are you? You could have at least reported his
antics to the police to help the other innocent victims (drivers) out.



If loogy stops to help or to report what he saw to the cops, he'll be
asked for his ID, they'll "run it," and he'll be taken in on that
outstanding warrant for excessive stupidity.


How come you haven't been picked up then? The world knows where you live
after all.

--Mike




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NotNow wrote:
Captain Yogi of Woodstock wrote:
Man Tasered After Sniffing Gas Bursts in Flames

"SYDNEY — A man whose relatives say had been sniffing gasoline burst
into flames after a police officer Tasered him as he ran at officials
carrying a container of fuel, police said Tuesday."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,534180,00.html

I know - it's horrible.

But you just can't help laughing.

I'm sorry - it's not funny.

BBBAAWWWAAAHHHHAAAAA!!!!!!

Ahem...

Not funny...

~~ mmmmfffhhhhtttttt~~


I seen the article, um, I actually chuckled, too!
And coming to the office this morning, I was watching this idiot driving
like a maniac is a 45 mph zone getting on everyone's ass thinking
they'd speed up. I'm thinking to myself, he's going to cause a wreck.
Sure as hell, I'm in the lane in the far left, he's in the far right, he
swerves into the center lane, center lane checks up for some reason, he
hits the guy in front of him, who hits the guy in front of him,
who....you get the idea. I heard a least four, maybe five whacks as I
went by! I laughed at him, too.


It's frekin' amazing.. We drive down the road and come up on someone
driving stupid. We all say "cell phone" and 90% of the time, that's it.
I still can't believe how folks drive around trailers either. I get cut
off at least 3-4 times average every time I take the 20 minute trip to
the track or even more when I go to a race. I wish I had seen the
accident you saw this morning, I would have probably stopped to applaud
the guy who caused it and make sure the cops knew exactly what happened
and why...
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Just wait a frekin' minute! wrote:
NotNow wrote:
Captain Yogi of Woodstock wrote:
Man Tasered After Sniffing Gas Bursts in Flames

"SYDNEY — A man whose relatives say had been sniffing gasoline burst
into flames after a police officer Tasered him as he ran at officials
carrying a container of fuel, police said Tuesday."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,534180,00.html

I know - it's horrible.

But you just can't help laughing.

I'm sorry - it's not funny.

BBBAAWWWAAAHHHHAAAAA!!!!!!

Ahem...

Not funny...

~~ mmmmfffhhhhtttttt~~


I seen the article, um, I actually chuckled, too!
And coming to the office this morning, I was watching this idiot driving
like a maniac is a 45 mph zone getting on everyone's ass thinking
they'd speed up. I'm thinking to myself, he's going to cause a wreck.
Sure as hell, I'm in the lane in the far left, he's in the far right, he
swerves into the center lane, center lane checks up for some reason, he
hits the guy in front of him, who hits the guy in front of him,
who....you get the idea. I heard a least four, maybe five whacks as I
went by! I laughed at him, too.


It's frekin' amazing.. We drive down the road and come up on someone
driving stupid. We all say "cell phone" and 90% of the time, that's it.
I still can't believe how folks drive around trailers either. I get cut
off at least 3-4 times average every time I take the 20 minute trip to
the track or even more when I go to a race. I wish I had seen the
accident you saw this morning, I would have probably stopped to applaud
the guy who caused it and make sure the cops knew exactly what happened
and why...


Hey, regarding Live Oak, if you ever get a chance to get down there when
they are having the Magnolia Fest, go, it's a blast. Live Oak is a
beautiful area. Here's a link to the fest:
http://www.magmusic.com/


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NotNow wrote:
Just wait a frekin' minute! wrote:
NotNow wrote:
Captain Yogi of Woodstock wrote:
Man Tasered After Sniffing Gas Bursts in Flames

"SYDNEY — A man whose relatives say had been sniffing gasoline burst
into flames after a police officer Tasered him as he ran at officials
carrying a container of fuel, police said Tuesday."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,534180,00.html

I know - it's horrible.

But you just can't help laughing.

I'm sorry - it's not funny.

BBBAAWWWAAAHHHHAAAAA!!!!!!

Ahem...

Not funny...

~~ mmmmfffhhhhtttttt~~

I seen the article, um, I actually chuckled, too!
And coming to the office this morning, I was watching this idiot driving
like a maniac is a 45 mph zone getting on everyone's ass thinking
they'd speed up. I'm thinking to myself, he's going to cause a wreck.
Sure as hell, I'm in the lane in the far left, he's in the far right, he
swerves into the center lane, center lane checks up for some reason, he
hits the guy in front of him, who hits the guy in front of him,
who....you get the idea. I heard a least four, maybe five whacks as I
went by! I laughed at him, too.


It's frekin' amazing.. We drive down the road and come up on someone
driving stupid. We all say "cell phone" and 90% of the time, that's
it. I still can't believe how folks drive around trailers either. I
get cut off at least 3-4 times average every time I take the 20 minute
trip to the track or even more when I go to a race. I wish I had seen
the accident you saw this morning, I would have probably stopped to
applaud the guy who caused it and make sure the cops knew exactly what
happened and why...


Hey, regarding Live Oak, if you ever get a chance to get down there when
they are having the Magnolia Fest, go, it's a blast. Live Oak is a
beautiful area. Here's a link to the fest:
http://www.magmusic.com/



And back to you.. If you ever go down there I have a place you can stay.
It ain't the waldorf but it is fully functional and quiet...
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Just wait a frekin' minute! wrote:
NotNow wrote:
Just wait a frekin' minute! wrote:
NotNow wrote:
Captain Yogi of Woodstock wrote:
Man Tasered After Sniffing Gas Bursts in Flames

"SYDNEY — A man whose relatives say had been sniffing gasoline burst
into flames after a police officer Tasered him as he ran at officials
carrying a container of fuel, police said Tuesday."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,534180,00.html

I know - it's horrible.

But you just can't help laughing.

I'm sorry - it's not funny.

BBBAAWWWAAAHHHHAAAAA!!!!!!

Ahem...

Not funny...

~~ mmmmfffhhhhtttttt~~

I seen the article, um, I actually chuckled, too!
And coming to the office this morning, I was watching this idiot
driving
like a maniac is a 45 mph zone getting on everyone's ass thinking
they'd speed up. I'm thinking to myself, he's going to cause a wreck.
Sure as hell, I'm in the lane in the far left, he's in the far
right, he
swerves into the center lane, center lane checks up for some reason, he
hits the guy in front of him, who hits the guy in front of him,
who....you get the idea. I heard a least four, maybe five whacks as I
went by! I laughed at him, too.

It's frekin' amazing.. We drive down the road and come up on someone
driving stupid. We all say "cell phone" and 90% of the time, that's
it. I still can't believe how folks drive around trailers either. I
get cut off at least 3-4 times average every time I take the 20
minute trip to the track or even more when I go to a race. I wish I
had seen the accident you saw this morning, I would have probably
stopped to applaud the guy who caused it and make sure the cops knew
exactly what happened and why...


Hey, regarding Live Oak, if you ever get a chance to get down there
when they are having the Magnolia Fest, go, it's a blast. Live Oak is
a beautiful area. Here's a link to the fest:
http://www.magmusic.com/



And back to you.. If you ever go down there I have a place you can stay.
It ain't the waldorf but it is fully functional and quiet...


Cool, because I really like staying the night in Live Oak so that I can
get the catfish in the evening, and they also cook a hell of a breakfast
at Sheffields. Just look for the dayglo billboards pronouncing
Sheffield's Catfish House, where Jesus is Lord!
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