Tim? Tim who?
 

Never heard of him.


Eisboch

Tim? Tim who?
 

Eisboch wrote:

Never heard of him.


Eisboch

Dude, I heard him explode this morning... It was awesome, I think it was
a nuclear attack! Geeze, it was awesome..

Other than that, don't ever call him by accident!!! If you ever figure
out who he is, that is... Pffffftttt.

;)

Tim? Tim who?
 

JustWait wrote:
Eisboch wrote:

Never heard of him.


Eisboch

Dude, I heard him explode this morning... It was awesome, I think it was
a nuclear attack! Geeze, it was awesome..

Other than that, don't ever call him by accident!!! If you ever figure
out who he is, that is... Pffffftttt.

;)

I've got a new LG touch screen phone, opens up to a full keyboard. I've
got the touch screen set so that as soon as I'm done with a call, it
locks and then you have to touch two places in sequence to unlock it!!

Tim? Tim who?
 

NotNow wrote:
JustWait wrote:
Eisboch wrote:

Never heard of him.


Eisboch

Dude, I heard him explode this morning... It was awesome, I think it
was a nuclear attack! Geeze, it was awesome..

Other than that, don't ever call him by accident!!! If you ever figure
out who he is, that is... Pffffftttt.

;)

I've got a new LG touch screen phone, opens up to a full keyboard. I've
got the touch screen set so that as soon as I'm done with a call, it
locks and then you have to touch two places in sequence to unlock it!!

Well, I was trying to drive safely and use this new bluetooth thing my
wife gave me for the trip. I thought I turned it off, and never knew I
had hit redial instead;) I hate the thing anyway and spend more time
turning it on and off, only to use it driving... It's stupid too, "walk
around with a little blue flashing light saying, LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT
ME!!! Real men don't walk around stores wearing bluetooth waiting for
mommie to call... Pfffttt

Tim? Tim who?
 

JustWait wrote:
NotNow wrote:
JustWait wrote:
Eisboch wrote:

Never heard of him.


Eisboch

Dude, I heard him explode this morning... It was awesome, I think it
was a nuclear attack! Geeze, it was awesome..

Other than that, don't ever call him by accident!!! If you ever
figure out who he is, that is... Pffffftttt.

;)

I've got a new LG touch screen phone, opens up to a full keyboard.
I've got the touch screen set so that as soon as I'm done with a call,
it locks and then you have to touch two places in sequence to unlock it!!

Well, I was trying to drive safely and use this new bluetooth thing my
wife gave me for the trip. I thought I turned it off, and never knew I
had hit redial instead;) I hate the thing anyway and spend more time
turning it on and off, only to use it driving... It's stupid too, "walk
around with a little blue flashing light saying, LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT
ME!!! Real men don't walk around stores wearing bluetooth waiting for
mommie to call... Pfffttt

I agree. I hate walking around the store and people are talking in them,
especially women with hair covering them. I often think they are talking
to me! Besides, the thing in my ear bugs the hell out of me.

Tim? Tim who?
 

"NotNow" wrote in message
...
JustWait wrote:
NotNow wrote:
JustWait wrote:
Eisboch wrote:

Never heard of him.


Eisboch

Dude, I heard him explode this morning... It was awesome, I think it
was a nuclear attack! Geeze, it was awesome..

Other than that, don't ever call him by accident!!! If you ever figure
out who he is, that is... Pffffftttt.

;)

I've got a new LG touch screen phone, opens up to a full keyboard. I've
got the touch screen set so that as soon as I'm done with a call, it
locks and then you have to touch two places in sequence to unlock it!!

Well, I was trying to drive safely and use this new bluetooth thing my
wife gave me for the trip. I thought I turned it off, and never knew I
had hit redial instead;) I hate the thing anyway and spend more time
turning it on and off, only to use it driving... It's stupid too, "walk
around with a little blue flashing light saying, LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT
ME!!! Real men don't walk around stores wearing bluetooth waiting for
mommie to call... Pfffttt

I agree. I hate walking around the store and people are talking in them,
especially women with hair covering them. I often think they are talking
to me! Besides, the thing in my ear bugs the hell out of me.


Hee hee... as if any woman in her right mind would give a Dope Army
irregular the time of day.

Tim? Tim who?
 

NotNow wrote:
JustWait wrote:
NotNow wrote:
JustWait wrote:
Eisboch wrote:

Never heard of him.


Eisboch

Dude, I heard him explode this morning... It was awesome, I think it
was a nuclear attack! Geeze, it was awesome..

Other than that, don't ever call him by accident!!! If you ever
figure out who he is, that is... Pffffftttt.

;)

I've got a new LG touch screen phone, opens up to a full keyboard.
I've got the touch screen set so that as soon as I'm done with a
call, it locks and then you have to touch two places in sequence to
unlock it!!

Well, I was trying to drive safely and use this new bluetooth thing my
wife gave me for the trip. I thought I turned it off, and never knew I
had hit redial instead;) I hate the thing anyway and spend more time
turning it on and off, only to use it driving... It's stupid too,
"walk around with a little blue flashing light saying, LOOK AT ME!
LOOK AT ME!!! Real men don't walk around stores wearing bluetooth
waiting for mommie to call... Pfffttt

I agree. I hate walking around the store and people are talking in them,
especially women with hair covering them. I often think they are talking
to me! Besides, the thing in my ear bugs the hell out of me.

Yep, little weenines walking around "yes dear, yes dear!" snerk. Or
trying to talk real loud about their latest conquest or whatever...
Hoping beyond all hope everyone hears them;) Sounds like someone I used
to see posts from here, pfffftttt...

Q: What's the most used phrase on a teenage cellphone?

A: "Nuthin' What R you doing"??

Tim? Tim who?
 

JustWait wrote:
NotNow wrote:
JustWait wrote:
NotNow wrote:
JustWait wrote:
Eisboch wrote:

Never heard of him.


Eisboch

Dude, I heard him explode this morning... It was awesome, I think
it was a nuclear attack! Geeze, it was awesome..

Other than that, don't ever call him by accident!!! If you ever
figure out who he is, that is... Pffffftttt.

;)

I've got a new LG touch screen phone, opens up to a full keyboard.
I've got the touch screen set so that as soon as I'm done with a
call, it locks and then you have to touch two places in sequence to
unlock it!!

Well, I was trying to drive safely and use this new bluetooth thing
my wife gave me for the trip. I thought I turned it off, and never
knew I had hit redial instead;) I hate the thing anyway and spend
more time turning it on and off, only to use it driving... It's
stupid too, "walk around with a little blue flashing light saying,
LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!!! Real men don't walk around stores wearing
bluetooth waiting for mommie to call... Pfffttt

I agree. I hate walking around the store and people are talking in
them, especially women with hair covering them. I often think they are
talking to me! Besides, the thing in my ear bugs the hell out of me.

Yep, little weenines walking around "yes dear, yes dear!" snerk. Or
trying to talk real loud about their latest conquest or whatever...
Hoping beyond all hope everyone hears them;) Sounds like someone I used
to see posts from here, pfffftttt...

Q: What's the most used phrase on a teenage cellphone?

A: "Nuthin' What R you doing"??

Hell, my daughter thinks her cellphone is anything BUT a phone. Texting,
using it as her MP3 player, and then when you call her, nothing! BTW, my
son (10) is at camp this week. I miss the hell out of him!

Tim? Tim who?
 

Don White wrote:
"NotNow" wrote in message
...
JustWait wrote:
NotNow wrote:
JustWait wrote:
Eisboch wrote:
Never heard of him.


Eisboch
Dude, I heard him explode this morning... It was awesome, I think it
was a nuclear attack! Geeze, it was awesome..

Other than that, don't ever call him by accident!!! If you ever figure
out who he is, that is... Pffffftttt.

;)
I've got a new LG touch screen phone, opens up to a full keyboard. I've
got the touch screen set so that as soon as I'm done with a call, it
locks and then you have to touch two places in sequence to unlock it!!
Well, I was trying to drive safely and use this new bluetooth thing my
wife gave me for the trip. I thought I turned it off, and never knew I
had hit redial instead;) I hate the thing anyway and spend more time
turning it on and off, only to use it driving... It's stupid too, "walk
around with a little blue flashing light saying, LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT
ME!!! Real men don't walk around stores wearing bluetooth waiting for
mommie to call... Pfffttt
I agree. I hate walking around the store and people are talking in them,
especially women with hair covering them. I often think they are talking
to me! Besides, the thing in my ear bugs the hell out of me.


Hee hee... as if any woman in her right mind would give a Dope Army
irregular the time of day.




One can only imagine how well the Dope Army is treated by women once the
gals see all those open sores on the guys' faces.

Tim? Tim who?
 

On Wed, 8 Jul 2009 13:21:44 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:


Never heard of him.

Paul Reed Smith?

Never heard of him.

BBAAAWWWAAHHHHAAAA!!!

That was worth a chuckle.

Tim? Tim who?
 

On Jul 8, 12:21*pm, "Eisboch" wrote:
Never heard of him.

Eisboch

Hey man, that was a great set up!

I thought that voice sounded familiar but he denied it, so....

anyhow, I chuckled about it most of the day.

It was well worth it even if the joke was at my expense.

Thanks!

Tim? Tim who?
 

On Jul 8, 2:20*pm, Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
On Wed, 8 Jul 2009 13:21:44 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:



Never heard of him.

Paul Reed Smith?

Never heard of him.

BBAAAWWWAAHHHHAAAA!!!

That was worth a chuckle.

"Tom? is that YOU????"

NO!!!


LOL!

It was a great way to start my morning.

thanks guys!

Tim? Tim who?
 

"Tim" wrote in message
...
On Jul 8, 12:21 pm, "Eisboch" wrote:
Never heard of him.

Eisboch

Hey man, that was a great set up!

I thought that voice sounded familiar but he denied it, so....

anyhow, I chuckled about it most of the day.

It was well worth it even if the joke was at my expense.

Thanks!


What was so funny is that it was totally unrehearsed and spontanious.

"hey, you know a Tim S?"

"Never heard of him"

"Who? Paul Reed Smith?"

"Never heard of him either".

CLICK

Eisboch

Tim? Tim who?
 

Eisboch wrote:
"Tim" wrote in message
...
On Jul 8, 12:21 pm, "Eisboch" wrote:
Never heard of him.

Eisboch

Hey man, that was a great set up!

I thought that voice sounded familiar but he denied it, so....

anyhow, I chuckled about it most of the day.

It was well worth it even if the joke was at my expense.

Thanks!


What was so funny is that it was totally unrehearsed and spontanious.

"hey, you know a Tim S?"

"Never heard of him"

"Who? Paul Reed Smith?"

"Never heard of him either".

CLICK

Eisboch





Telephone fun and games?

High school pranks?

Tim? Tim who?
 

On Wed, 8 Jul 2009 20:18:22 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:


"Tim" wrote in message
...
On Jul 8, 12:21 pm, "Eisboch" wrote:
Never heard of him.

Eisboch

Hey man, that was a great set up!

I thought that voice sounded familiar but he denied it, so....

anyhow, I chuckled about it most of the day.

It was well worth it even if the joke was at my expense.

Thanks!


What was so funny is that it was totally unrehearsed and spontanious.

"hey, you know a Tim S?"

"Never heard of him"

"Who? Paul Reed Smith?"

"Never heard of him either".

CLICK

I was laughing all the way home. :)

Tim? Tim who?
 

On Jul 8, 7:21*pm, HK wrote:
Eisboch wrote:
"Tim" wrote in message
....
On Jul 8, 12:21 pm, "Eisboch" wrote:
Never heard of him.

Eisboch

Hey man, that was a great set up!

I thought that voice sounded familiar but he denied it, so....

anyhow, I chuckled about it most of the day.

It was well worth it even if the joke was at my expense.

Thanks!

What was so funny is that it was totally unrehearsed and spontanious.

"hey, you know a Tim S?"

"Never heard of him"

"Who? * Paul Reed Smith?"

"Never heard of him either".

CLICK

Eisboch

Telephone fun and games?

High school pranks?

Yes harry, only much more advanced.

I wish i had a recording of it.

BTW, Do you have Price Albert in a can?

Tim? Tim who?
 

Tim wrote:
On Jul 8, 7:21 pm, HK wrote:
Eisboch wrote:
"Tim" wrote in message
...
On Jul 8, 12:21 pm, "Eisboch" wrote:
Never heard of him.
Eisboch
Hey man, that was a great set up!
I thought that voice sounded familiar but he denied it, so....
anyhow, I chuckled about it most of the day.
It was well worth it even if the joke was at my expense.
Thanks!
What was so funny is that it was totally unrehearsed and spontanious.
"hey, you know a Tim S?"
"Never heard of him"
"Who? Paul Reed Smith?"
"Never heard of him either".
CLICK
Eisboch
Telephone fun and games?

High school pranks?

Yes harry, only much more advanced.

I wish i had a recording of it.

BTW, Do you have Price Albert in a can?

Never smoked that cheap stuff.

Tim? Tim who?
 

"Tim" wrote in message
...
On Jul 8, 7:21 pm, HK wrote:
Eisboch wrote:
"Tim" wrote in message
...
On Jul 8, 12:21 pm, "Eisboch" wrote:
Never heard of him.

Eisboch

Hey man, that was a great set up!

I thought that voice sounded familiar but he denied it, so....

anyhow, I chuckled about it most of the day.

It was well worth it even if the joke was at my expense.

Thanks!

What was so funny is that it was totally unrehearsed and spontanious.

"hey, you know a Tim S?"

"Never heard of him"

"Who? Paul Reed Smith?"

"Never heard of him either".

CLICK

Eisboch

Telephone fun and games?

High school pranks?

Yes harry, only much more advanced.

I wish i had a recording of it.

BTW, Do you have Price Albert in a can?
=========================

No, we let him out.

Tim? Tim who?
 

Tim wrote:
On Jul 8, 2:20 pm, Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
On Wed, 8 Jul 2009 13:21:44 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:



Never heard of him.
Paul Reed Smith?

Never heard of him.

BBAAAWWWAAHHHHAAAA!!!

That was worth a chuckle.

"Tom? is that YOU????"

NO!!!


LOL!

It was a great way to start my morning.

thanks guys!

Hey, Tim, get set up with Tbird, it's nice to be Fat ******* free!

Tim? Tim who?
 

D.Duck wrote:
"Tim" wrote in message
...
On Jul 8, 7:21 pm, HK wrote:
Eisboch wrote:
"Tim" wrote in message
...
On Jul 8, 12:21 pm, "Eisboch" wrote:
Never heard of him.
Eisboch
Hey man, that was a great set up!
I thought that voice sounded familiar but he denied it, so....
anyhow, I chuckled about it most of the day.
It was well worth it even if the joke was at my expense.
Thanks!
What was so funny is that it was totally unrehearsed and spontanious.
"hey, you know a Tim S?"
"Never heard of him"
"Who? Paul Reed Smith?"
"Never heard of him either".
CLICK
Eisboch
Telephone fun and games?

High school pranks?

Yes harry, only much more advanced.

I wish i had a recording of it.

BTW, Do you have Price Albert in a can?
=========================

No, we let him out.



Is your refrigerator running?

Tim? Tim who?
 

"NotNow" wrote in message
...
D.Duck wrote:
"Tim" wrote in message
...
On Jul 8, 7:21 pm, HK wrote:
Eisboch wrote:
"Tim" wrote in message
...
On Jul 8, 12:21 pm, "Eisboch" wrote:
Never heard of him.
Eisboch
Hey man, that was a great set up!
I thought that voice sounded familiar but he denied it, so....
anyhow, I chuckled about it most of the day.
It was well worth it even if the joke was at my expense.
Thanks!
What was so funny is that it was totally unrehearsed and spontanious.
"hey, you know a Tim S?"
"Never heard of him"
"Who? Paul Reed Smith?"
"Never heard of him either".
CLICK
Eisboch
Telephone fun and games?

High school pranks?

Yes harry, only much more advanced.

I wish i had a recording of it.

BTW, Do you have Price Albert in a can?
=========================

No, we let him out.

Is your refrigerator running?

We have an ice box.

Tim? Tim who?
 

D.Duck wrote:
"NotNow" wrote in message
...
D.Duck wrote:
"Tim" wrote in message
...
On Jul 8, 7:21 pm, HK wrote:
Eisboch wrote:
"Tim" wrote in message
...
On Jul 8, 12:21 pm, "Eisboch" wrote:
Never heard of him.
Eisboch
Hey man, that was a great set up!
I thought that voice sounded familiar but he denied it, so....
anyhow, I chuckled about it most of the day.
It was well worth it even if the joke was at my expense.
Thanks!
What was so funny is that it was totally unrehearsed and spontanious.
"hey, you know a Tim S?"
"Never heard of him"
"Who? Paul Reed Smith?"
"Never heard of him either".
CLICK
Eisboch
Telephone fun and games?

High school pranks?
Yes harry, only much more advanced.

I wish i had a recording of it.

BTW, Do you have Price Albert in a can?
=========================

No, we let him out.
Is your refrigerator running?

We have an ice box.



Is there a John in the house?

Tim? Tim who?
 

"HK" wrote in message
m...




One can only imagine how well the Dope Army is treated by women once the
gals see all those open sores on the guys' faces.

You're the one with the pustules. How'd the squeezing go this morning?

--Mike

Tim? Tim who?
 

"Tim" wrote in message
...
On Jul 8, 7:21 pm, HK wrote:


"hey, you know a Tim S?"

"Never heard of him"

"Who? Paul Reed Smith?"

"Never heard of him either".

CLICK

Eisboch

Telephone fun and games?

High school pranks?

Yes harry, only much more advanced.

I wish i had a recording of it.

BTW, Do you have Price Albert in a can?


-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Is your refridgerator running?

--Mike

Tim? Tim who?
 

HK wrote:
Don White wrote:
"NotNow" wrote in message
...
JustWait wrote:
NotNow wrote:
JustWait wrote:
Eisboch wrote:
Never heard of him.


Eisboch
Dude, I heard him explode this morning... It was awesome, I think
it was a nuclear attack! Geeze, it was awesome..

Other than that, don't ever call him by accident!!! If you ever
figure out who he is, that is... Pffffftttt.

;)
I've got a new LG touch screen phone, opens up to a full keyboard.
I've got the touch screen set so that as soon as I'm done with a
call, it locks and then you have to touch two places in sequence to
unlock it!!
Well, I was trying to drive safely and use this new bluetooth thing
my wife gave me for the trip. I thought I turned it off, and never
knew I had hit redial instead;) I hate the thing anyway and spend
more time turning it on and off, only to use it driving... It's
stupid too, "walk around with a little blue flashing light saying,
LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!!! Real men don't walk around stores wearing
bluetooth waiting for mommie to call... Pfffttt
I agree. I hate walking around the store and people are talking in
them, especially women with hair covering them. I often think they
are talking to me! Besides, the thing in my ear bugs the hell out of me.


Hee hee... as if any woman in her right mind would give a Dope Army
irregular the time of day.



One can only imagine how well the Dope Army is treated by women once the
gals see all those open sores on the guys' faces.

Projecting pustules? How insane!

Tim? Tim who?
 

On Wed, 8 Jul 2009 13:21:44 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:


Never heard of him.


Eisboch

What a great story that was!!

I would have loved being there. Or, better yet, being behind Tim when
the action took place.
--
John H

"If you think healthcare is expensive now, wait until it's free!"
--Anonymous

Tim? Tim who?
 

On Wed, 08 Jul 2009 15:20:33 -0400, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

On Wed, 8 Jul 2009 13:21:44 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:


Never heard of him.

Paul Reed Smith?

Never heard of him.

BBAAAWWWAAHHHHAAAA!!!

That was worth a chuckle.

This must have happened after our tour or you would have told us about
it. What a laugh that must have been!
--
John H

"If you think healthcare is expensive now, wait until it's free!"
--Anonymous

Tim? Tim who?
 

On Thu, 09 Jul 2009 09:31:32 -0400, JustWait
wrote:

D.Duck wrote:
"NotNow" wrote in message
...
D.Duck wrote:
"Tim" wrote in message
...
On Jul 8, 7:21 pm, HK wrote:
Eisboch wrote:
"Tim" wrote in message
...
On Jul 8, 12:21 pm, "Eisboch" wrote:
Never heard of him.
Eisboch
Hey man, that was a great set up!
I thought that voice sounded familiar but he denied it, so....
anyhow, I chuckled about it most of the day.
It was well worth it even if the joke was at my expense.
Thanks!
What was so funny is that it was totally unrehearsed and spontanious.
"hey, you know a Tim S?"
"Never heard of him"
"Who? Paul Reed Smith?"
"Never heard of him either".
CLICK
Eisboch
Telephone fun and games?

High school pranks?
Yes harry, only much more advanced.

I wish i had a recording of it.

BTW, Do you have Price Albert in a can?
=========================

No, we let him out.
Is your refrigerator running?

We have an ice box.



Is there a John in the house?


Don't be taking my name in vain.
--
John H

"If you think healthcare is expensive now, wait until it's free!"
--Anonymous

Tim? Tim who?
 

On Jul 13, 9:10*am, Little John wrote:
On Wed, 08 Jul 2009 15:20:33 -0400, Wizard of Woodstock

wrote:
On Wed, 8 Jul 2009 13:21:44 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:

Never heard of him.

Paul Reed Smith?

Never heard of him.

BBAAAWWWAAHHHHAAAA!!!

That was worth a chuckle.

This must have happened after our tour or you would have told us about
it. What a laugh that must have been!
--
John H

"If you think healthcare is expensive now, wait until it's free!"
--Anonymous

Believe me, John. the three of us thought it was well worth the price
of admission....

I'm still chuckling about it.