You really are out of your mind! BTW - it's burglary or robbery. The
difference is that robbery involves a person rather than an unoccupied
dwelling or unattended personal property. Would you feel the same if
you came home and Karen's house was empty and your desk (gasp!) in your
basement living quarters was gone along with your mainframe and multiple
workstations?
And what connection does any of that have to do with a story about a
moron who booby trapped his store?