Touch of humor
 

Gwen was one of those ugly women, so ugly it hurt, she never had a
boyfriend. So she went to a psychic for help.

"Honey" said the psychic "You will not have luck in love in this life. But
after death, you will be a much desired woman and all men will fall at your
feet."

Gwen left very happy and excited and as she went over a bridge she thought,
"The sooner I die, the sooner my next life begins."

She decided to jump off the bridge right away. But, incredibly Gwen didn't
die!

She fell on the back of a truck full of bananas; she lost her senses and
fainted. As soon as she recovered, still drowsy and not being able to see
very well, and not knowing where she was, she started touching her
surroundings, feeling all the bananas she mumbled with a huge smile on her
face and said, "Gentlemen, please. one at a time!"



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I was a Liberal. I came up terribly surprised one time when I found out that
I was a Right-Wing Conservative Extremist, when I listened to everybody's
point of view that I ever met, and then decided how I should feel. But this
so-called new Liberal group, Jesus, they never listen to your point of
view..." - John Wayne

Touch of humor
 

On Sat, 4 Jul 2009 14:07:58 -0400, "Lu Powell"
wrote:

Gwen was one of those ugly women, so ugly it hurt, she never had a
boyfriend. So she went to a psychic for help.

"Honey" said the psychic "You will not have luck in love in this life. But
after death, you will be a much desired woman and all men will fall at your
feet."

Gwen left very happy and excited and as she went over a bridge she thought,
"The sooner I die, the sooner my next life begins."

She decided to jump off the bridge right away. But, incredibly Gwen didn't
die!

She fell on the back of a truck full of bananas; she lost her senses and
fainted. As soon as she recovered, still drowsy and not being able to see
very well, and not knowing where she was, she started touching her
surroundings, feeling all the bananas she mumbled with a huge smile on her
face and said, "Gentlemen, please. one at a time!"

Keeper. (-:

--Vic