My father ran the largest marina in the Northeast. He also was boating
all over the place, even making trans-Atlantic trips in a runabout. He
got a fireboat welcome in NYC for that. While doing that, he also was
a very accomplished musician. The NY Philharmonic wanted him, but he
wouldn't do it. He'd rather go around repairing huge pipe organs.
That's when he wasn't chumming around with Ole Evinrude. When he
wasn't doing any of those things, he was building boats that were FAR
superior to anybody elses (of course). In short, anything and
everything someone brings up here, you can rest assured that my father
has done it, and done it better than anyone else. The same goes for
me. I'm an expert on everything. I've been in command of ships several
hundred miles off shore. I've sailed from SF to Hawaii. I've single
handed around the horn. I've owned a hundred boats, all of the the
best and greatest ever. I own a 36' Zimmerman like lobster boat that
was custom built for me. I have a grand Maryland estate that has a big
red barn, although I can't figure out why it doesn't show up on google
earth. I have several real estate holdings, as well as classic cars.
My wife has two doctor degrees, but prefers to be a social worker.

But, I don't have ANY pictures, articles, or evidence of any of this.
I can, however show you proof of such things as my lawn mower, my
septic tank, and one boat. Other than that, nada.

"Loogypicker" wrote in message
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My father ran the largest marina in the Northeast. He also was boating
all over the place, even making trans-Atlantic trips in a runabout. He
got a fireboat welcome in NYC for that. While doing that, he also was
a very accomplished musician. The NY Philharmonic wanted him, but he
wouldn't do it. He'd rather go around repairing huge pipe organs.
That's when he wasn't chumming around with Ole Evinrude. When he
wasn't doing any of those things, he was building boats that were FAR
superior to anybody elses (of course). In short, anything and
everything someone brings up here, you can rest assured that my father
has done it, and done it better than anyone else. The same goes for
me. I'm an expert on everything. I've been in command of ships several
hundred miles off shore. I've sailed from SF to Hawaii. I've single
handed around the horn. I've owned a hundred boats, all of the the
best and greatest ever. I own a 36' Zimmerman like lobster boat that
was custom built for me. I have a grand Maryland estate that has a big
red barn, although I can't figure out why it doesn't show up on google
earth. I have several real estate holdings, as well as classic cars.
My wife has two doctor degrees, but prefers to be a social worker.

But, I don't have ANY pictures, articles, or evidence of any of this.
I can, however show you proof of such things as my lawn mower, my
septic tank, and one boat. Other than that, nada.

Don't forget the trailer trash kitchen in the basement. g

--Mike

On Jun 24, 11:21*am, "mgg" wrote:
"Loogypicker" wrote in message

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My father ran the largest marina in the Northeast. He also was boating
all over the place, even making trans-Atlantic trips in a runabout. He
got a fireboat welcome in NYC for that. While doing that, he also was
a very accomplished musician. The NY Philharmonic wanted him, but he
wouldn't do it. He'd rather go around repairing huge pipe organs.
That's when he wasn't chumming around with Ole Evinrude. When he
wasn't doing any of those things, he was building boats that were FAR
superior to anybody elses (of course). In short, anything and
everything someone brings up here, you can rest assured that my father
has done it, and done it better than anyone else. The same goes for
me. I'm an expert on everything. I've been in command of ships several
hundred miles off shore. I've sailed from SF to Hawaii. I've single
handed around the horn. I've owned a hundred boats, all of the the
best and greatest ever. I own a 36' Zimmerman like lobster boat that
was custom built for me. I have a grand Maryland estate that has a big
red barn, although I can't figure out why it doesn't show up on google
earth. I have several real estate holdings, as well as classic cars.
My wife has two doctor degrees, but prefers to be a social worker.

But, I don't have ANY pictures, articles, or evidence of any of this.
I can, however show you proof of such things as my lawn mower, my
septic tank, and one boat. Other than that, nada.

Don't forget the trailer trash kitchen in the basement. g

--Mike- Hide quoted text -

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Hey, it's not trailer trash. You know me. I've got a $500 chair down
there in my office, and the kitchen is top of the line KraftMaid
cabinets. Although there is a Wal-Mart sticker on my top of the line
printer, I don't shop at Wal-Mart.
I have a domesticated bobcat too. Don't ask for pictures, I have none.

On Jun 24, 11:51*am, "Reginald P Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:
Loogypicker wrote:

* I have a grand Maryland estate that has a big

red barn, although I can't figure out why it doesn't show up on google
earth.

I loved the time he told us the nearest neighbor was 1/2 mile away, yet
in Google, he can stand in his doorway and see the front door of 5 or 6
neighbors. * *i have never known anyone who can make up more stories
than Harry. *I wonder what those Amish were doing while they were
supposed to be rebuilding Harry's red barn

--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.

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Exactly! The funny thing is, I think he's too stupid to understand
that we catch him in just about every lie he tells!