“…almost every president in my memory, and I *remember* Truman,
Eisenhower (who cheated on his wife), Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Ford,
Carter, Reagan and Bush, lied and participated in deceit to one degree
or another, and on issues far more important than who was giving them
blow jobs. Good lord. I met *every* president in the damned group
except
Bush, and I worked once for his father.”

On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 06:25:42 -0700 (PDT), GC Boater
wrote:

“…almost every president in my memory, and I *remember* Truman,
Eisenhower (who cheated on his wife), Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Ford,
Carter, Reagan and Bush, lied and participated in deceit to one degree
or another, and on issues far more important than who was giving them
blow jobs. Good lord. I met *every* president in the damned group
except
Bush, and I worked once for his father.”

The above makes me even more famous. I shook the guy's hand.
--
John H

I once shook hands with a pudgy guy who:

Sailed from San Francisco to Hawaii.
Rounded Cape Horn, twice.
Transited the Panama Canal.
Has owned more than 20 boats in his lifetime.
Sailed large boats competitively.
Has been hundreds of miles from land in a powerboat
under his command.

And who set a new record for the most distance covered
and most fish caught in the Chesapeake Bay in the shortest
time!

On Jun 18, 10:10*am, John H wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 06:25:42 -0700 (PDT), GC Boater

wrote:
“…almost every president in my memory, and I *remember* Truman,
Eisenhower (who cheated on his wife), Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Ford,
Carter, Reagan and Bush, lied and participated in deceit to one degree
or another, and on issues far more important *than who was giving them
blow jobs. Good lord. I met *every* president in the damned group
except
Bush, and I worked once for his father.”

The above makes me even more famous. I shook the guy's hand.
--
John H

I once shook hands with a pudgy guy who:

Sailed from San Francisco to Hawaii.
Rounded Cape Horn, twice.
Transited the Panama Canal.
Has owned more than 20 boats in his lifetime.
Sailed large boats competitively.
Has been hundreds of miles from land in a powerboat
under his command.

And who set a new record for the most distance covered
and most fish caught in the Chesapeake Bay in the shortest
time!

John, I'm envious. I once saw Elvis at about 100 yards.

On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 15:15:00 -0700 (PDT), GC Boater
wrote:

On Jun 18, 10:10*am, John H wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 06:25:42 -0700 (PDT), GC Boater

wrote:
“…almost every president in my memory, and I *remember* Truman,
Eisenhower (who cheated on his wife), Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Ford,
Carter, Reagan and Bush, lied and participated in deceit to one degree
or another, and on issues far more important *than who was giving them
blow jobs. Good lord. I met *every* president in the damned group
except
Bush, and I worked once for his father.”

The above makes me even more famous. I shook the guy's hand.
--
John H

I once shook hands with a pudgy guy who:

Sailed from San Francisco to Hawaii.
Rounded Cape Horn, twice.
Transited the Panama Canal.
Has owned more than 20 boats in his lifetime.
Sailed large boats competitively.
Has been hundreds of miles from land in a powerboat
under his command.

And who set a new record for the most distance covered
and most fish caught in the Chesapeake Bay in the shortest
time!

John, I'm envious. I once saw Elvis at about 100 yards.

You have damn good reason to be envious.

When your wife asked you to feel the baby kicking, did you say this:
"It's not a baby, beautiful bride, it's just a fetus."
--
John H

"HONK - if I'm paying your mortgage!"

On Jun 18, 10:10*am, John H wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 06:25:42 -0700 (PDT), GC Boater

wrote:
“…almost every president in my memory, and I *remember* Truman,
Eisenhower (who cheated on his wife), Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Ford,
Carter, Reagan and Bush, lied and participated in deceit to one degree
or another, and on issues far more important *than who was giving them
blow jobs. Good lord. I met *every* president in the damned group
except
Bush, and I worked once for his father.”

The above makes me even more famous. I shook the guy's hand.
--
John H

I once shook hands with a pudgy guy who:

Sailed from San Francisco to Hawaii.
Rounded Cape Horn, twice.
Transited the Panama Canal.
Has owned more than 20 boats in his lifetime.
Sailed large boats competitively.
Has been hundreds of miles from land in a powerboat
under his command.

And who set a new record for the most distance covered
and most fish caught in the Chesapeake Bay in the shortest
time!

I shook the hand of Pres. Ford, Saluted Carter and Reagan, and shook
the hand of Pres. Bush 1

On Jun 18, 9:15*pm, TopBassDog wrote:
On Jun 18, 10:10*am, John H wrote:



On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 06:25:42 -0700 (PDT), GC Boater

wrote:
“…almost every president in my memory, and I *remember* Truman,
Eisenhower (who cheated on his wife), Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Ford,
Carter, Reagan and Bush, lied and participated in deceit to one degree
or another, and on issues far more important *than who was giving them
blow jobs. Good lord. I met *every* president in the damned group
except
Bush, and I worked once for his father.”

The above makes me even more famous. I shook the guy's hand.
--
John H

I once shook hands with a pudgy guy who:

Sailed from San Francisco to Hawaii.
Rounded Cape Horn, twice.
Transited the Panama Canal.
Has owned more than 20 boats in his lifetime.
Sailed large boats competitively.
Has been hundreds of miles from land in a powerboat
under his command.

And who set a new record for the most distance covered
and most fish caught in the Chesapeake Bay in the shortest
time!

I shook the hand of Pres. Ford, Saluted Carter and Reagan, and shook
the hand of Pres. Bush 1

BTW, I'm Canadian.

On Jun 18, 10:20*pm, TopBassDog wrote:
On Jun 18, 9:15*pm, TopBassDog wrote:



On Jun 18, 10:10*am, John H wrote:

On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 06:25:42 -0700 (PDT), GC Boater

wrote:
“…almost every president in my memory, and I *remember* Truman,
Eisenhower (who cheated on his wife), Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Ford,
Carter, Reagan and Bush, lied and participated in deceit to one degree
or another, and on issues far more important *than who was giving them
blow jobs. Good lord. I met *every* president in the damned group
except
Bush, and I worked once for his father.”

The above makes me even more famous. I shook the guy's hand.
--
John H

I once shook hands with a pudgy guy who:

Sailed from San Francisco to Hawaii.
Rounded Cape Horn, twice.
Transited the Panama Canal.
Has owned more than 20 boats in his lifetime.
Sailed large boats competitively.
Has been hundreds of miles from land in a powerboat
under his command.

And who set a new record for the most distance covered
and most fish caught in the Chesapeake Bay in the shortest
time!

I shook the hand of Pres. Ford, Saluted Carter and Reagan, and shook
the hand of Pres. Bush 1

BTW, I'm Canadian.

.....CAN'T be...you're too much of an asshole.

On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 19:15:17 -0700 (PDT), TopBassDog
wrote:

On Jun 18, 10:10*am, John H wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 06:25:42 -0700 (PDT), GC Boater

wrote:
“…almost every president in my memory, and I *remember* Truman,
Eisenhower (who cheated on his wife), Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Ford,
Carter, Reagan and Bush, lied and participated in deceit to one degree
or another, and on issues far more important *than who was giving them
blow jobs. Good lord. I met *every* president in the damned group
except
Bush, and I worked once for his father.”

The above makes me even more famous. I shook the guy's hand.
--
John H

I once shook hands with a pudgy guy who:

Sailed from San Francisco to Hawaii.
Rounded Cape Horn, twice.
Transited the Panama Canal.
Has owned more than 20 boats in his lifetime.
Sailed large boats competitively.
Has been hundreds of miles from land in a powerboat
under his command.

And who set a new record for the most distance covered
and most fish caught in the Chesapeake Bay in the shortest
time!

I shook the hand of Pres. Ford, Saluted Carter and Reagan, and shook
the hand of Pres. Bush 1


--
John H

I once shook hands with a pudgy guy who:

Sailed from San Francisco to Hawaii.
Rounded Cape Horn, twice.
Transited the Panama Canal.
Has owned more than 20 boats in his lifetime.
Sailed large boats competitively.
Has been hundreds of miles from land in a powerboat
under his command.

And who set a new record for the most distance covered
and most fish caught in the Chesapeake Bay in the shortest
time!

On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 19:15:17 -0700 (PDT), TopBassDog
wrote:

On Jun 18, 10:10*am, John H wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 06:25:42 -0700 (PDT), GC Boater

wrote:
“…almost every president in my memory, and I *remember* Truman,
Eisenhower (who cheated on his wife), Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Ford,
Carter, Reagan and Bush, lied and participated in deceit to one degree
or another, and on issues far more important *than who was giving them
blow jobs. Good lord. I met *every* president in the damned group
except
Bush, and I worked once for his father.”

The above makes me even more famous. I shook the guy's hand.
--
John H

I once shook hands with a pudgy guy who:

Sailed from San Francisco to Hawaii.
Rounded Cape Horn, twice.
Transited the Panama Canal.
Has owned more than 20 boats in his lifetime.
Sailed large boats competitively.
Has been hundreds of miles from land in a powerboat
under his command.

And who set a new record for the most distance covered
and most fish caught in the Chesapeake Bay in the shortest
time!

I shook the hand of Pres. Ford, Saluted Carter and Reagan, and shook
the hand of Pres. Bush 1

Well, if I ever shake *your* hand, I'll add you to my list.
--
John H

I once shook hands with a pudgy guy who:

Sailed from San Francisco to Hawaii.
Rounded Cape Horn, twice.
Transited the Panama Canal.
Has owned more than 20 boats in his lifetime.
Sailed large boats competitively.
Has been hundreds of miles from land in a powerboat
under his command.

And who set a new record for the most distance covered
and most fish caught in the Chesapeake Bay in the shortest
time!

"Scott Dickson" wrote in message
...
On Jun 18, 10:20 pm, TopBassDog wrote:
On Jun 18, 9:15 pm, TopBassDog wrote:



On Jun 18, 10:10 am, John H wrote:

On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 06:25:42 -0700 (PDT), GC Boater

wrote:
“…almost every president in my memory, and I *remember* Truman,
Eisenhower (who cheated on his wife), Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Ford,
Carter, Reagan and Bush, lied and participated in deceit to one
degree
or another, and on issues far more important than who was giving them
blow jobs. Good lord. I met *every* president in the damned group
except
Bush, and I worked once for his father.”

The above makes me even more famous. I shook the guy's hand.
--
John H

I once shook hands with a pudgy guy who:

Sailed from San Francisco to Hawaii.
Rounded Cape Horn, twice.
Transited the Panama Canal.
Has owned more than 20 boats in his lifetime.
Sailed large boats competitively.
Has been hundreds of miles from land in a powerboat
under his command.

And who set a new record for the most distance covered
and most fish caught in the Chesapeake Bay in the shortest
time!

I shook the hand of Pres. Ford, Saluted Carter and Reagan, and shook
the hand of Pres. Bush 1

BTW, I'm Canadian.

.....CAN'T be...you're too much of an asshole.


Unfortunatly we have our share too........ just appears to be a lower
percentage.
He must be from out west.