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Tim June 18th 09 01:20 AM

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Republican conservatism is so far out of the mainstream, it is serving
as a drainage ditch somewhere.


Hey Harry, that's a nice play-on quote. did you alter it yourself?


Here's the origional:

""Wiley Drake is far out of the mainstream," Land said. "In fact, he's
in a drainage ditch somewhere."

HK June 18th 09 01:30 AM

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Tim wrote:
Republican conservatism is so far out of the mainstream, it is serving
as a drainage ditch somewhere.


Hey Harry, that's a nice play-on quote. did you alter it yourself?


Here's the origional:

""Wiley Drake is far out of the mainstream," Land said. "In fact, he's
in a drainage ditch somewhere."



Indeed, Tim...not to cast aspersions, but I leave crumbs around for the
dumb****s here to google...it makes them think they have 'puter smarts.

Option B is that I am trying to get an older version of a sig generator
to work with my mac *and* thunderbird. So far, I can just change the
sigs by hand, so to speak, but I am hoping to get them to change
automatically. I have about 100 political aphorisms in there, a few I
have written but most swiped from elsewhere.

Take your choice.

(Actually, both are true.)



--
Eat **** and die doesn't seem to work on Republican
conservatives...there are still some around.

John H[_2_] June 18th 09 01:48 AM

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On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:20:19 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

Republican conservatism is so far out of the mainstream, it is serving
as a drainage ditch somewhere.


Hey Harry, that's a nice play-on quote. did you alter it yourself?


Here's the origional:

""Wiley Drake is far out of the mainstream," Land said. "In fact, he's
in a drainage ditch somewhere."


Reminds me of the owls down by the stream.
--
John H

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the
gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery."

Churchill

Tim June 18th 09 01:48 AM

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On Jun 17, 7:30*pm, HK wrote:
Tim wrote:
Republican conservatism is so far out of the mainstream, it is serving
as a drainage ditch somewhere.


Hey Harry, that's a nice play-on quote. did you alter it yourself?


Here's the origional:


""Wiley Drake is far out of the mainstream," Land said. "In fact, he's
in a drainage ditch somewhere."


Indeed, Tim...not to cast aspersions, but I leave crumbs around for the
dumb****s here to google...it makes them think they have 'puter smarts.

Option B is that I am trying to get an older version of a sig generator
to work with my mac *and* thunderbird. So far, I can just change the
sigs by hand, so to speak, but I am hoping to get them to change
automatically. I have about 100 political aphorisms in there, a few I
have written but most swiped from elsewhere.

Take your choice.

(Actually, both are true.)

--
Eat **** and die doesn't seem to work on Republican
conservatives...there are still some around.


You know, Harry. you may have a point there.

“The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have
demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of
celery.”

John H[_2_] June 18th 09 11:32 AM

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On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:48:59 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

On Jun 17, 7:30*pm, HK wrote:
Tim wrote:
Republican conservatism is so far out of the mainstream, it is serving
as a drainage ditch somewhere.


Hey Harry, that's a nice play-on quote. did you alter it yourself?


Here's the origional:


""Wiley Drake is far out of the mainstream," Land said. "In fact, he's
in a drainage ditch somewhere."


Indeed, Tim...not to cast aspersions, but I leave crumbs around for the
dumb****s here to google...it makes them think they have 'puter smarts.


Gosh, Tim, it looks like you're getting to our level!
--
John H

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the
gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery."

Churchill

Loogypicker[_2_] June 18th 09 01:13 PM

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On Jun 17, 8:30*pm, HK wrote:
Tim wrote:
Republican conservatism is so far out of the mainstream, it is serving
as a drainage ditch somewhere.


Hey Harry, that's a nice play-on quote. did you alter it yourself?


Here's the origional:


""Wiley Drake is far out of the mainstream," Land said. "In fact, he's
in a drainage ditch somewhere."


Indeed, Tim...not to cast aspersions, but I leave crumbs around for the
dumb****s here to google...it makes them think they have 'puter smarts.

Option B is that I am trying to get an older version of a sig generator
to work with my mac *and* thunderbird. So far, I can just change the
sigs by hand, so to speak, but I am hoping to get them to change
automatically. I have about 100 political aphorisms in there, a few I
have written but most swiped from elsewhere.

Take your choice.

(Actually, both are true.)

--
Eat **** and die doesn't seem to work on Republican
conservatives...there are still some around.


Pssst, Harry, everyone knows you're the king of Google, your daily cut
and pastes prove it!

Frogwatch[_2_] June 18th 09 02:25 PM

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On Jun 18, 8:13*am, Loogypicker wrote:
On Jun 17, 8:30*pm, HK wrote:



Tim wrote:
Republican conservatism is so far out of the mainstream, it is serving
as a drainage ditch somewhere.


Hey Harry, that's a nice play-on quote. did you alter it yourself?


Here's the origional:


""Wiley Drake is far out of the mainstream," Land said. "In fact, he's
in a drainage ditch somewhere."


Indeed, Tim...not to cast aspersions, but I leave crumbs around for the
dumb****s here to google...it makes them think they have 'puter smarts.


Option B is that I am trying to get an older version of a sig generator
to work with my mac *and* thunderbird. So far, I can just change the
sigs by hand, so to speak, but I am hoping to get them to change
automatically. I have about 100 political aphorisms in there, a few I
have written but most swiped from elsewhere.


Take your choice.


(Actually, both are true.)


--
Eat **** and die doesn't seem to work on Republican
conservatives...there are still some around.


Pssst, Harry, everyone knows you're the king of Google, your daily cut
and pastes prove it!


I figger HK boating consists of a screen saver of waves and a popsicle
stick taped to his mouse as a tiller. After a drink or two its "Ease
the helm a bit, too much heelin".

HK June 18th 09 02:53 PM

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Frogwatch wrote:
On Jun 18, 8:13 am, Loogypicker wrote:
On Jun 17, 8:30 pm, HK wrote:



Tim wrote:
Republican conservatism is so far out of the mainstream, it is serving
as a drainage ditch somewhere.
Hey Harry, that's a nice play-on quote. did you alter it yourself?
Here's the origional:
""Wiley Drake is far out of the mainstream," Land said. "In fact, he's
in a drainage ditch somewhere."
Indeed, Tim...not to cast aspersions, but I leave crumbs around for the
dumb****s here to google...it makes them think they have 'puter smarts.
Option B is that I am trying to get an older version of a sig generator
to work with my mac *and* thunderbird. So far, I can just change the
sigs by hand, so to speak, but I am hoping to get them to change
automatically. I have about 100 political aphorisms in there, a few I
have written but most swiped from elsewhere.
Take your choice.
(Actually, both are true.)
--
Eat **** and die doesn't seem to work on Republican
conservatives...there are still some around.

Pssst, Harry, everyone knows you're the king of Google, your daily cut
and pastes prove it!


I figger HK boating consists of a screen saver of waves and a popsicle
stick taped to his mouse as a tiller. After a drink or two its "Ease
the helm a bit, too much heelin".




I figure you are one sail away from a disaster on the water that leaves
people...dead.

Frogwatch[_2_] June 18th 09 03:16 PM

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On Jun 18, 9:53*am, HK wrote:
Frogwatch wrote:
On Jun 18, 8:13 am, Loogypicker wrote:
On Jun 17, 8:30 pm, HK wrote:


Tim wrote:
Republican conservatism is so far out of the mainstream, it is serving
as a drainage ditch somewhere.
Hey Harry, that's a nice play-on quote. did you alter it yourself?
Here's the origional:
""Wiley Drake is far out of the mainstream," Land said. "In fact, he's
in a drainage ditch somewhere."
Indeed, Tim...not to cast aspersions, but I leave crumbs around for the
dumb****s here to google...it makes them think they have 'puter smarts.
Option B is that I am trying to get an older version of a sig generator
to work with my mac *and* thunderbird. So far, I can just change the
sigs by hand, so to speak, but I am hoping to get them to change
automatically. I have about 100 political aphorisms in there, a few I
have written but most swiped from elsewhere.
Take your choice.
(Actually, both are true.)
--
Eat **** and die doesn't seem to work on Republican
conservatives...there are still some around.
Pssst, Harry, everyone knows you're the king of Google, your daily cut
and pastes prove it!


I figger HK boating consists of a screen saver of waves and a popsicle
stick taped to his mouse as a tiller. *After a drink or two its "Ease
the helm a bit, too much heelin".


I figure you are one sail away from a disaster on the water that leaves
people...dead.


HK turns on the ceiling fan:
"HURRICANE a COMING, BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES" as he pulls the curtains
back and forth.
He sloshes his drink into his lap
"ROGUE WAVE, we almost broached"

JustWaitAFrekinMinute! June 18th 09 03:18 PM

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On Jun 18, 10:16*am, Frogwatch wrote:
On Jun 18, 9:53*am, HK wrote:





Frogwatch wrote:
On Jun 18, 8:13 am, Loogypicker wrote:
On Jun 17, 8:30 pm, HK wrote:


Tim wrote:
Republican conservatism is so far out of the mainstream, it is serving
as a drainage ditch somewhere.
Hey Harry, that's a nice play-on quote. did you alter it yourself?
Here's the origional:
""Wiley Drake is far out of the mainstream," Land said. "In fact, he's
in a drainage ditch somewhere."
Indeed, Tim...not to cast aspersions, but I leave crumbs around for the
dumb****s here to google...it makes them think they have 'puter smarts.
Option B is that I am trying to get an older version of a sig generator
to work with my mac *and* thunderbird. So far, I can just change the
sigs by hand, so to speak, but I am hoping to get them to change
automatically. I have about 100 political aphorisms in there, a few I
have written but most swiped from elsewhere.
Take your choice.
(Actually, both are true.)
--
Eat **** and die doesn't seem to work on Republican
conservatives...there are still some around.
Pssst, Harry, everyone knows you're the king of Google, your daily cut
and pastes prove it!


I figger HK boating consists of a screen saver of waves and a popsicle
stick taped to his mouse as a tiller. *After a drink or two its "Ease
the helm a bit, too much heelin".


I figure you are one sail away from a disaster on the water that leaves
people...dead.


HK turns on the ceiling fan:
"HURRICANE a COMING, BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES" as he pulls the curtains
back and forth.
He sloshes his drink into his lap
"ROGUE WAVE, we almost broached"- Hide quoted text -

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LOL...


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