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Frogwatch wrote:
On Jun 18, 9:53 am, HK wrote:
Frogwatch wrote:
On Jun 18, 8:13 am, Loogypicker wrote:
On Jun 17, 8:30 pm, HK wrote:
Tim wrote:
Republican conservatism is so far out of the mainstream, it is serving
as a drainage ditch somewhere.
Hey Harry, that's a nice play-on quote. did you alter it yourself?
Here's the origional:
""Wiley Drake is far out of the mainstream," Land said. "In fact, he's
in a drainage ditch somewhere."
Indeed, Tim...not to cast aspersions, but I leave crumbs around for the
dumb****s here to google...it makes them think they have 'puter smarts.
Option B is that I am trying to get an older version of a sig generator
to work with my mac *and* thunderbird. So far, I can just change the
sigs by hand, so to speak, but I am hoping to get them to change
automatically. I have about 100 political aphorisms in there, a few I
have written but most swiped from elsewhere.
Take your choice.
(Actually, both are true.)
--
Eat **** and die doesn't seem to work on Republican
conservatives...there are still some around.
Pssst, Harry, everyone knows you're the king of Google, your daily cut
and pastes prove it!
I figger HK boating consists of a screen saver of waves and a popsicle
stick taped to his mouse as a tiller. After a drink or two its "Ease
the helm a bit, too much heelin".
I figure you are one sail away from a disaster on the water that leaves
people...dead.

HK turns on the ceiling fan:
"HURRICANE a COMING, BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES" as he pulls the curtains
back and forth.
He sloshes his drink into his lap
"ROGUE WAVE, we almost broached"


You're the one who seems to be a floating disaster with dangerous
boating plans.

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On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 07:16:25 -0700 (PDT), Frogwatch
wrote:

On Jun 18, 9:53*am, HK wrote:
Frogwatch wrote:
On Jun 18, 8:13 am, Loogypicker wrote:
On Jun 17, 8:30 pm, HK wrote:

Tim wrote:
Republican conservatism is so far out of the mainstream, it is serving
as a drainage ditch somewhere.
Hey Harry, that's a nice play-on quote. did you alter it yourself?
Here's the origional:
""Wiley Drake is far out of the mainstream," Land said. "In fact, he's
in a drainage ditch somewhere."
Indeed, Tim...not to cast aspersions, but I leave crumbs around for the
dumb****s here to google...it makes them think they have 'puter smarts.
Option B is that I am trying to get an older version of a sig generator
to work with my mac *and* thunderbird. So far, I can just change the
sigs by hand, so to speak, but I am hoping to get them to change
automatically. I have about 100 political aphorisms in there, a few I
have written but most swiped from elsewhere.
Take your choice.
(Actually, both are true.)
--
Eat **** and die doesn't seem to work on Republican
conservatives...there are still some around.
Pssst, Harry, everyone knows you're the king of Google, your daily cut
and pastes prove it!

I figger HK boating consists of a screen saver of waves and a popsicle
stick taped to his mouse as a tiller. *After a drink or two its "Ease
the helm a bit, too much heelin".

I figure you are one sail away from a disaster on the water that leaves
people...dead.

HK turns on the ceiling fan:
"HURRICANE a COMING, BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES" as he pulls the curtains
back and forth.
He sloshes his drink into his lap
"ROGUE WAVE, we almost broached"

LMAO!
--
John H

I once shook hands with a pudgy guy who:

Sailed from San Francisco to Hawaii.
Rounded Cape Horn, twice.
Transited the Panama Canal.
Has owned more than 20 boats in his lifetime.
Sailed large boats competitively.
Has been hundreds of miles from land in a powerboat
under his command.

And who set a new record for the most distance covered
and most fish caught in the Chesapeake Bay in the shortest
time!

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On Jun 18, 11:09*am, John H wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 07:16:25 -0700 (PDT), Frogwatch



wrote:
On Jun 18, 9:53*am, HK wrote:
Frogwatch wrote:
On Jun 18, 8:13 am, Loogypicker wrote:
On Jun 17, 8:30 pm, HK wrote:

Tim wrote:
Republican conservatism is so far out of the mainstream, it is serving
as a drainage ditch somewhere.
Hey Harry, that's a nice play-on quote. did you alter it yourself?
Here's the origional:
""Wiley Drake is far out of the mainstream," Land said. "In fact, he's
in a drainage ditch somewhere."
Indeed, Tim...not to cast aspersions, but I leave crumbs around for the
dumb****s here to google...it makes them think they have 'puter smarts.
Option B is that I am trying to get an older version of a sig generator
to work with my mac *and* thunderbird. So far, I can just change the
sigs by hand, so to speak, but I am hoping to get them to change
automatically. I have about 100 political aphorisms in there, a few I
have written but most swiped from elsewhere.
Take your choice.
(Actually, both are true.)
--
Eat **** and die doesn't seem to work on Republican
conservatives...there are still some around.
Pssst, Harry, everyone knows you're the king of Google, your daily cut
and pastes prove it!

I figger HK boating consists of a screen saver of waves and a popsicle
stick taped to his mouse as a tiller. *After a drink or two its "Ease
the helm a bit, too much heelin".

I figure you are one sail away from a disaster on the water that leaves
people...dead.

HK turns on the ceiling fan:
"HURRICANE a COMING, BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES" as he pulls the curtains
back and forth.
He sloshes his drink into his lap
"ROGUE WAVE, we almost broached"

LMAO!
--
John H

I once shook hands with a pudgy guy who:

Sailed from San Francisco to Hawaii.
Rounded Cape Horn, twice.
Transited the Panama Canal.
Has owned more than 20 boats in his lifetime.
Sailed large boats competitively.
Has been hundreds of miles from land in a powerboat
under his command.

And who set a new record for the most distance covered
and most fish caught in the Chesapeake Bay in the shortest
time!

HK swats a fly,
" I hath killed the Albatross with mine own hand and be condemned to
sail the internet seas for eternity".

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On Jun 18, 12:36*pm, Frogwatch wrote:
On Jun 18, 11:09*am, John H wrote:



On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 07:16:25 -0700 (PDT), Frogwatch

wrote:
On Jun 18, 9:53*am, HK wrote:
Frogwatch wrote:
On Jun 18, 8:13 am, Loogypicker wrote:
On Jun 17, 8:30 pm, HK wrote:

Tim wrote:
Republican conservatism is so far out of the mainstream, it is serving
as a drainage ditch somewhere.
Hey Harry, that's a nice play-on quote. did you alter it yourself?
Here's the origional:
""Wiley Drake is far out of the mainstream," Land said. "In fact, he's
in a drainage ditch somewhere."
Indeed, Tim...not to cast aspersions, but I leave crumbs around for the
dumb****s here to google...it makes them think they have 'puter smarts.
Option B is that I am trying to get an older version of a sig generator
to work with my mac *and* thunderbird. So far, I can just change the
sigs by hand, so to speak, but I am hoping to get them to change
automatically. I have about 100 political aphorisms in there, a few I
have written but most swiped from elsewhere.
Take your choice.
(Actually, both are true.)
--
Eat **** and die doesn't seem to work on Republican
conservatives...there are still some around.
Pssst, Harry, everyone knows you're the king of Google, your daily cut
and pastes prove it!

I figger HK boating consists of a screen saver of waves and a popsicle
stick taped to his mouse as a tiller. *After a drink or two its "Ease
the helm a bit, too much heelin".

I figure you are one sail away from a disaster on the water that leaves
people...dead.

HK turns on the ceiling fan:
"HURRICANE a COMING, BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES" as he pulls the curtains
back and forth.
He sloshes his drink into his lap
"ROGUE WAVE, we almost broached"

LMAO!
--
John H

I once shook hands with a pudgy guy who:

Sailed from San Francisco to Hawaii.
Rounded Cape Horn, twice.
Transited the Panama Canal.
Has owned more than 20 boats in his lifetime.
Sailed large boats competitively.
Has been hundreds of miles from land in a powerboat
under his command.

And who set a new record for the most distance covered
and most fish caught in the Chesapeake Bay in the shortest
time!

HK swats a fly,
" I hath killed the Albatross with mine own hand and be condemned to
sail the internet seas for eternity".

His "Depends" start leaking:
"Her joints are working too much in these heavy seas, MAN THE PUMPS"