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Jim222 June 17th 09 01:45 PM

Cruisers Attacked by Wild Boars
 
JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jun 16, 9:50 pm, HK wrote:
Don White wrote:
"Wayne.B" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 17:21:13 -0700, "Capt. JG"
wrote:
"Wayne.B" wrote in message
...
Well, not quite.
One of the things we really like about cruising is going out exploring
in the dinghy. This afternoon we found a nice beach on an island
north of Green Turtle Cay that appeared to be deserted. Less than two
minutes after landing however, a couple of local inhabitants came out
to greet us. After polite apologies were offered, we were allowed to
leave quickly and quietly:
http://www.panoramio.com/photo/23519672
They look like babies... were the adults around?
I'd estimate about 30 inches high at the shoulder so definitely not
babies. No tusks fortunately but that could be a function of gender,
not sure though.
Any wild boar experts out there?
Well, if you said boors, I'd think they resembled our own JustHate and his
BFF LooneyTunes.
Just my humble opinion of course.

Yeah, but both of those boors are just...loud-mouthed pussies.

30 inches high at the shoulder sure sounds like justhate...

--
The modern GOP is little more than an army of moral absolutists led by a
gang of moral nihilists.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Yeah, and 60 inches around the middle sounds like you and Donnie..
Offer still stands if you want to stop by when you are in CT this
summer and try to say it to my face pussy.. But of course you won't
because you are a true coward..


Is that 60 inches combined? Try prying them apart and measureing them
individually.

Jim222 June 17th 09 01:49 PM

Cruisers Attacked by Wild Boars
 
JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jun 17, 8:24 am, HK wrote:
JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jun 16, 9:50 pm, HK wrote:
Don White wrote:
"Wayne.B" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 17:21:13 -0700, "Capt. JG"
wrote:
"Wayne.B" wrote in message
...
Well, not quite.
One of the things we really like about cruising is going out exploring
in the dinghy. This afternoon we found a nice beach on an island
north of Green Turtle Cay that appeared to be deserted. Less than two
minutes after landing however, a couple of local inhabitants came out
to greet us. After polite apologies were offered, we were allowed to
leave quickly and quietly:
http://www.panoramio.com/photo/23519672
They look like babies... were the adults around?
I'd estimate about 30 inches high at the shoulder so definitely not
babies. No tusks fortunately but that could be a function of gender,
not sure though.
Any wild boar experts out there?
Well, if you said boors, I'd think they resembled our own JustHate and his
BFF LooneyTunes.
Just my humble opinion of course.
Yeah, but both of those boors are just...loud-mouthed pussies.
30 inches high at the shoulder sure sounds like justhate...
--
The modern GOP is little more than an army of moral absolutists led by a
gang of moral nihilists.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
Yeah, and 60 inches around the middle sounds like you and Donnie..
Offer still stands if you want to stop by when you are in CT this
summer and try to say it to my face pussy.. But of course you won't
because you are a true coward..

- - -

Since you have never seen me, or even a full photo of me, you have no
idea of my "dimensions," as it were. But we have seen photos of you: you
are a short little **** with a greasy ponytail handle on the back of
your head and therefore we know your "tough guy" talk is nothing more
than your compensating for being a pile of **** of insignificant stature.

In other words, you talk tough but there isn't enough of you to back up
your loud mouth.

Oh...as to "visiting" your neighborhood, well, from what I have seen of
it from your photos and from what you have written about yourself and
your neighbors, I'm going to pass. I wouldn't want my car stolen in
broad daylight, and I'm sure there isn't room in your kitchen to park
it, what with the baby motorcycle in there. Right?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Wow, you get chatty when your are deflecting...


You gotta remember, he isn't putting any effort into thinking. And it shows.

HK June 17th 09 02:17 PM

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JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jun 17, 8:24 am, HK wrote:
JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jun 16, 9:50 pm, HK wrote:
Don White wrote:
"Wayne.B" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 17:21:13 -0700, "Capt. JG"
wrote:
"Wayne.B" wrote in message
...
Well, not quite.
One of the things we really like about cruising is going out exploring
in the dinghy. This afternoon we found a nice beach on an island
north of Green Turtle Cay that appeared to be deserted. Less than two
minutes after landing however, a couple of local inhabitants came out
to greet us. After polite apologies were offered, we were allowed to
leave quickly and quietly:
http://www.panoramio.com/photo/23519672
They look like babies... were the adults around?
I'd estimate about 30 inches high at the shoulder so definitely not
babies. No tusks fortunately but that could be a function of gender,
not sure though.
Any wild boar experts out there?
Well, if you said boors, I'd think they resembled our own JustHate and his
BFF LooneyTunes.
Just my humble opinion of course.
Yeah, but both of those boors are just...loud-mouthed pussies.
30 inches high at the shoulder sure sounds like justhate...
--
The modern GOP is little more than an army of moral absolutists led by a
gang of moral nihilists.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
Yeah, and 60 inches around the middle sounds like you and Donnie..
Offer still stands if you want to stop by when you are in CT this
summer and try to say it to my face pussy.. But of course you won't
because you are a true coward..

- - -

Since you have never seen me, or even a full photo of me, you have no
idea of my "dimensions," as it were. But we have seen photos of you: you
are a short little **** with a greasy ponytail handle on the back of
your head and therefore we know your "tough guy" talk is nothing more
than your compensating for being a pile of **** of insignificant stature.

In other words, you talk tough but there isn't enough of you to back up
your loud mouth.

Oh...as to "visiting" your neighborhood, well, from what I have seen of
it from your photos and from what you have written about yourself and
your neighbors, I'm going to pass. I wouldn't want my car stolen in
broad daylight, and I'm sure there isn't room in your kitchen to park
it, what with the baby motorcycle in there. Right?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Wow, you get chatty when your are deflecting...



Deflecting? Let's get down to brass tacks here, ****-for-brains. Why
would I want to take a detour from a pleasure trip to encounter trailer
trash like you? If I want to see stupid, I just have to turn on the news
and watch for a clip of the Rubble, er, Palin family.



---

Conservatism - the philosophy that brought us 9-11.

Mac Donald June 17th 09 02:30 PM

Cruisers Attacked by Wild Boars
 
The pigs aren't the problem, the Texans are. Most are fat, road hunters who
don't go more than 50 feet from a vehicle or a blind. Then they want $300
bucks per pig for out of staters to come and help solve the problem. It will
get much worse.



"SteveB" wrote in message
...

"Wayne.B" wrote in message
...
Well, not quite.

One of the things we really like about cruising is going out exploring
in the dinghy. This afternoon we found a nice beach on an island
north of Green Turtle Cay that appeared to be deserted. Less than two
minutes after landing however, a couple of local inhabitants came out
to greet us. After polite apologies were offered, we were allowed to
leave quickly and quietly:

http://www.panoramio.com/photo/23519672


I saw a program called "Pig Bomb" last evening on the telly. It seems
that introduced domesticated pigs became feral, and then have interbred
with introduced Eurasian strains producing hogs up to 1200#.

My BIL lives in Montgomery Texas, and pig control/eradication is about all
them tough Texas boys can handle, and they've been through the mill with
breaking wild horses and Brahma bulls.

It's spread from 19 to 40 states, and coming to a doorstep near you.
Attacks within households and on personal property are common place.

I would expect it will get much worse before better.

Steve




HK June 17th 09 03:52 PM

Cruisers Attacked by Wild Boars
 
wrote:
On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 05:06:26 -0700 (PDT), "JustWaitAFrekinMinute!"
wrote:


- Show quoted text -

Yeah, and 60 inches around the middle sounds like you and Donnie..
Offer still stands if you want to stop by when you are in CT this
summer and try to say it to my face pussy.. But of course you won't
because you are a true coward..


You have a "face pussy"?



Justhate, aka face pussy, talks big and tough because he knows no one is
going to drive up to his dumpy part of Connecticut to call him out.
Crikey, the guy is short, stupid, and plagued with some serious health
problems. The nine-year-old kid up the street is more likely to punch
him out.


--
Republican conservatism is so far out of the mainstream, it is serving
as a drainage ditch somewhere.

Don White June 17th 09 05:37 PM

Cruisers Attacked by Wild Boars
 

"HK" wrote in message
m...
JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jun 16, 9:50 pm, HK wrote:
Don White wrote:
"Wayne.B" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 17:21:13 -0700, "Capt. JG"
wrote:
"Wayne.B" wrote in message
...
Well, not quite.
One of the things we really like about cruising is going out
exploring
in the dinghy. This afternoon we found a nice beach on an island
north of Green Turtle Cay that appeared to be deserted. Less than
two
minutes after landing however, a couple of local inhabitants came
out
to greet us. After polite apologies were offered, we were allowed
to
leave quickly and quietly:
http://www.panoramio.com/photo/23519672
They look like babies... were the adults around?
I'd estimate about 30 inches high at the shoulder so definitely not
babies. No tusks fortunately but that could be a function of gender,
not sure though.
Any wild boar experts out there?
Well, if you said boors, I'd think they resembled our own JustHate and
his
BFF LooneyTunes.
Just my humble opinion of course.
Yeah, but both of those boors are just...loud-mouthed pussies.

30 inches high at the shoulder sure sounds like justhate...

--
The modern GOP is little more than an army of moral absolutists led by a
gang of moral nihilists.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Yeah, and 60 inches around the middle sounds like you and Donnie..
Offer still stands if you want to stop by when you are in CT this
summer and try to say it to my face pussy.. But of course you won't
because you are a true coward..


- - -

Since you have never seen me, or even a full photo of me, you have no idea
of my "dimensions," as it were. But we have seen photos of you: you are a
short little **** with a greasy ponytail handle on the back of your head
and therefore we know your "tough guy" talk is nothing more than your
compensating for being a pile of **** of insignificant stature.

In other words, you talk tough but there isn't enough of you to back up
your loud mouth.

Oh...as to "visiting" your neighborhood, well, from what I have seen of it
from your photos and from what you have written about yourself and your
neighbors, I'm going to pass. I wouldn't want my car stolen in broad
daylight, and I'm sure there isn't room in your kitchen to park it, what
with the baby motorcycle in there. Right?


JustHate talkin' tough again?
What a laugh...how could any of the long term regulars forget when he
thought Basskisser was coming up for one of his psycho visits.
Quick as a wink our Justhate went from a tough guy to a wimpering quivering
mess. He had everyone from the mayor to his paperboy rounded up to repel
Looney. It was truly pathetic.........



MMC June 17th 09 05:58 PM

Cruisers Attacked by Wild Boars
 

"Wayne.B" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 17:21:13 -0700, "Capt. JG"
wrote:

"Wayne.B" wrote in message
. ..
Well, not quite.

One of the things we really like about cruising is going out exploring
in the dinghy. This afternoon we found a nice beach on an island
north of Green Turtle Cay that appeared to be deserted. Less than two
minutes after landing however, a couple of local inhabitants came out
to greet us. After polite apologies were offered, we were allowed to
leave quickly and quietly:

http://www.panoramio.com/photo/23519672



They look like babies... were the adults around?


I'd estimate about 30 inches high at the shoulder so definitely not
babies. No tusks fortunately but that could be a function of gender,
not sure though.

Any wild boar experts out there?


Not an expert, but I grew up in the Arizona mountains where peccary javelina
hogs would top out at around 40 lbs and could be mean as hell.



Wayne.B June 17th 09 08:36 PM

Cruisers Attacked by Wild Boars
 
On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 13:33:03 -0400, wrote:

I suppose our sudden increase in black bears may be making a dent in
the hog population.


Haven't seen any bears yet but we were surprised by a whole family of
wild hogs on the south end of Cayo Costa two years ago. We hadn't
been on the beach for 30 seconds when ma, pa, kiddies and cousins came
out of the brush and tried to go through our beach bags. We were
trying very hard not to get caught between ma and the kiddies. She
looked tough. They obviously need more alligators out there.

D K[_13_] June 18th 09 01:23 AM

Cruisers Attacked by Wild Boars
 
Don White wrote:
"Wayne.B" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 17:21:13 -0700, "Capt. JG"
wrote:

"Wayne.B" wrote in message
...
Well, not quite.

One of the things we really like about cruising is going out exploring
in the dinghy. This afternoon we found a nice beach on an island
north of Green Turtle Cay that appeared to be deserted. Less than two
minutes after landing however, a couple of local inhabitants came out
to greet us. After polite apologies were offered, we were allowed to
leave quickly and quietly:

http://www.panoramio.com/photo/23519672

They look like babies... were the adults around?

I'd estimate about 30 inches high at the shoulder so definitely not
babies. No tusks fortunately but that could be a function of gender,
not sure though.

Any wild boar experts out there?


Well, if you said boors, I'd think they resembled our own JustHate and his
BFF LooneyTunes.
Just my humble opinion of course.



Humble=Dumb in Donnie's world. Got it.

SteveB[_2_] June 18th 09 01:38 AM

Cruisers Attacked by Wild Boars
 

"thunder" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 00:00:50 -0600, SteveB wrote:


I saw a program called "Pig Bomb" last evening on the telly. It seems
that introduced domesticated pigs became feral, and then have interbred
with introduced Eurasian strains producing hogs up to 1200#.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hogzilla


Hogzilla was mentioned. Hog Kong was another.

Steve




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