The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot. 'No
way! No needles. I hate needles,' the patient said.

The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide, and the man
objects. 'I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas
mask on is suffocating me!'

The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a
pill. 'No objection,' the patient says. 'I'm fine with pills.'

The dentist then returns and says, 'Here's a Viagra tablet.' The
patient says, 'Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!'

'It doesn't,' said the dentist, 'but it'll give you something to hold
on to when I pull your tooth!"

--

John H

"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government
results from too much government."

Thomas Jefferson