On Jun 17, 8:29*am, Jim222 wrote:
Scott Dickson wrote:
On Jun 16, 3:26 pm, John H wrote:
The *dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a *shot. * 'No
way! No needles. I hate needles,' *the *patient said.

The dentist starts to hook *up the nitrous oxide, and *the man
objects. * 'I can't do the gas thing. The *thought *of having the gas
mask on is *suffocating *me!'

The dentist then asks the patient if he has any *objection to taking a
pill. *'No objection,' the *patient says. 'I'm fine with pills.'

The dentist *then returns and says, 'Here's a Viagra *tablet.' * The
patient says, 'Wow! I didn't know Viagra *worked as *a pain killer!' *

'It *doesn't,' said the dentist, 'but it'll give you something to hold
on to *when I pull your tooth!"

--

John H

"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government
results from too much government."

Thomas Jefferson

Oh look...Herrings thinking about cock again..... He hasn't had his
turn in Loogys barrel for awhile, and he's missing it.

It wasn't funny the first time you said it. Why don't you go sit in your
truck and talk to your buddies on the CB?

Why don't YOU go talk to your buddies down at the VFW about your
Depends........