H.L. Mencken Debunked
 

Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
On Fri, 05 Jun 2009 09:35:27 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

I personally think it is because I don't look like an easy
target, others might say it is because I look like the kind of person
who would go postal if threated

So many jokes - so little time. :)

Feel free to save this for future reference when you have the time.

--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.

This Newsgroup post is a natural product. The slight variations in
spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in
no way are to be considered flaws or defects

H.L. Mencken Debunked
 

On Fri, 05 Jun 2009 07:11:46 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Fri, 05 Jun 2009 00:30:54 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

HK wrote:
jps wrote:
On Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:06:25 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:


Are you from the US? I keep learning new expression from reading
your posts. What the heck does blindered mean? Or was this a
misspelling of "blundered" ? When you say "stick-up-the-ass" do you
mean up his poop chute or his humorous ****? It almost sounds like
you are have a random generator putting words together to form
something that resembles a sentence.
Blinders, as in the other end of a horse's ass. I could have used
blinkered. Would that've helped?

Maybe check your OED.

In the silly ****'s case, it'd be a giant log up his arse that's
somehow affected synapses firing. Maybe he's stopped up.

A query from Reggie is best handled by not responding, or responding by
telling him to eat **** and die.
jps,
You better listen to Harry or he might turn on you. So remember, it is
ignore me, like Harry does, which means respond to my post by 3rd party,
or tell me to eat **** and die. Snap too, you pussy.

Eat **** and die. Consider this a favor.

I knew you would fall in line. Good job

You asked me to say it. I did it for you.

Like I said, consider it a favor, no compensation necessary.

It was my pleasure.

H.L. Mencken Debunked
 

jps wrote:
On Thu, 04 Jun 2009 20:09:43 -0400, D K
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Thu, 4 Jun 2009 10:24:39 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:

"John H" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 03 Jun 2009 21:54:29 -0700, jps wrote:

On Wed, 03 Jun 2009 19:45:04 -0400, D K
wrote:

HK wrote:
jps wrote:
On Wed, 03 Jun 2009 07:17:06 -0400, jim78 wrote:

wrote:
On Jun 2, 9:26 pm, HK wrote:
Vic Smith wrote:
On Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:55:45 -0700, jps wrote:
On Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:04:30 -0500, Vic Smith
wrote:
Mencken famously stated ""No one ever went broke underestimating
the
taste of the American public."
GM has proven him wrong.
--Vic
Does it really have to do with taste?
Just depends on how you define taste.
As in, "Not enough Americans have a taste for GM vehicles."
What got to me thinking about this was I saw a Bob Lutz interview
on TV.
Seemed like a reasonable guy.
So I looked him up on Wiki and found this:
"When Lutz became chairman of GM North American development in
2001
one of the first things he stated was that his new 500 hp car was
going to save General Motors. His full compensation in 2008 is
estimated at $6.9 million."
And this:
"He will retire from GM at the end of 2009. Lutz said that one
reason
for his decision was the increasing regulatory climate in
Washington
that would force him to design what Federal regulators wanted,
rather
than what customers wanted."
That is what I mean by "taste."
Lutz and the others running GM were complete fools.
Gonna save GM with 500 hp car.
Gonna give the customers what they want.
Sorry, close your ears. I have to say this.
LUTZ, YOU TASTELESS ****ING MORON!!
I WOULDN'T HIRE YOU TO CUT BAIT!!
--Vic
It's been time for decades to wean american males off their
overpowered
penis substitutes in cars and boats.
Like lobster boats?
Krause sure does seem to have more than his share of penis
substitutes. Even if some of them are imaginary.
That you have any purpose is imaginary.
The only photo FloridaJim ever posted publicly that "claimed" ownership
of a boat showed a decrepit I/O hulk from the 1980s or early 1990s that
looked as if it had served as a roadside home for roaches and raccoons.

My guess is that he was mustered out of the Navy at some point, and
that
service "servicing" his shipmates was the high point of his miserable
like. Afterwards, he pretended to be a boat repair handyman.

Amazing WAFA reply to boatless jps. Delicious!
What's delicious is how you stick your nose is other folk's sweaty
assholes. And, I have a boat silly ****.
What is a 'boat silly ****'.

Did he mean, 'I have a boat-silly ****'?

Did he mean, 'I have a boat, silly ****'?

Did he mean, 'I have a boat silly, ****?

These references to 'delicious' gay sex must be for the benefit of
Donnie and Harry,

I am surprised that people with *any* sense of decorum will even
converse with this guy.
--
John H

..and yet you feel compelled to respond to him!
Why is that Johnny..are you strangely excited by the so called..gay talk'?

Having nothing more than drivel to offer, he attacks my grammar.

Johnny's excited by having at Librals, just like I'm excited by having
at idiots. I have him plonked, not worth the time.

Silly old ****.
"Having at"?

Down to critiquing expressions? Not much below you is there?

You gotta have a strong stomach to be a **** hauler.

Is "having at" what all of the children are saying these days? Sorry
for the trouble. I thought we were all adults here. Go play, Skippy!

H.L. Mencken Debunked
 

jps wrote:
On Thu, 04 Jun 2009 20:07:06 -0400, D K
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Wed, 03 Jun 2009 19:45:04 -0400, D K
wrote:

HK wrote:
jps wrote:
On Wed, 03 Jun 2009 07:17:06 -0400, jim78 wrote:

wrote:
On Jun 2, 9:26 pm, HK wrote:
Vic Smith wrote:
On Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:55:45 -0700, jps wrote:
On Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:04:30 -0500, Vic Smith
wrote:
Mencken famously stated ""No one ever went broke underestimating
the
taste of the American public."
GM has proven him wrong.
--Vic
Does it really have to do with taste?
Just depends on how you define taste.
As in, "Not enough Americans have a taste for GM vehicles."
What got to me thinking about this was I saw a Bob Lutz interview
on TV.
Seemed like a reasonable guy.
So I looked him up on Wiki and found this:
"When Lutz became chairman of GM North American development in 2001
one of the first things he stated was that his new 500 hp car was
going to save General Motors. His full compensation in 2008 is
estimated at $6.9 million."
And this:
"He will retire from GM at the end of 2009. Lutz said that one reason
for his decision was the increasing regulatory climate in Washington
that would force him to design what Federal regulators wanted, rather
than what customers wanted."
That is what I mean by "taste."
Lutz and the others running GM were complete fools.
Gonna save GM with 500 hp car.
Gonna give the customers what they want.
Sorry, close your ears. I have to say this.
LUTZ, YOU TASTELESS ****ING MORON!!
I WOULDN'T HIRE YOU TO CUT BAIT!!
--Vic
It's been time for decades to wean american males off their
overpowered
penis substitutes in cars and boats.
Like lobster boats?
Krause sure does seem to have more than his share of penis
substitutes. Even if some of them are imaginary.
That you have any purpose is imaginary.
The only photo FloridaJim ever posted publicly that "claimed" ownership
of a boat showed a decrepit I/O hulk from the 1980s or early 1990s that
looked as if it had served as a roadside home for roaches and raccoons.

My guess is that he was mustered out of the Navy at some point, and that
service "servicing" his shipmates was the high point of his miserable
like. Afterwards, he pretended to be a boat repair handyman.

Amazing WAFA reply to boatless jps. Delicious!
What's delicious is how you stick your nose is other folk's sweaty
assholes. And, I have a boat silly ****.

Do you want to compare sizes? Value? HP? Bilge pumps?

Every newsgroup you frequent includes a long history of your
conflicts. Food, barbeque, fast food, what have you.

Every single newsgroup.

You really should up your sessions to 5 a week.
So you lied when you said you were looking for a boat? You are more
like WAFA with every keystroke, Sherlock.

Dickless, people who are interested in boats are always looking for
boats. If something showed up in my price range right now I'd be
interested. I'm holding out for what I've set my sights on but I
remain open to alternatives.

Are you one of those stick-up-the-ass blindered "conservatives" who
can only think of one boat at a time?

I take that back, we know you're a stick-up-the-ass "conservative,"
the only part I'm missing is if you're only interested in one boat at
a time.

So the short ,and mature, version is - you don't have a boat and you are
looking at them. Why are you compelled to lie and be an asshole? Did
you get beat up in school, you pathetic *******?

H.L. Mencken Debunked
 

Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq. wrote:
jps wrote:
On Thu, 04 Jun 2009 20:07:06 -0400, D K
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Wed, 03 Jun 2009 19:45:04 -0400, D K
wrote:

HK wrote:
jps wrote:
On Wed, 03 Jun 2009 07:17:06 -0400, jim78 wrote:

wrote:
On Jun 2, 9:26 pm, HK wrote:
Vic Smith wrote:
On Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:55:45 -0700, jps
wrote:
On Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:04:30 -0500, Vic Smith
wrote:
Mencken famously stated ""No one ever went broke
underestimating the
taste of the American public."
GM has proven him wrong.
--Vic
Does it really have to do with taste?
Just depends on how you define taste.
As in, "Not enough Americans have a taste for GM vehicles."
What got to me thinking about this was I saw a Bob Lutz
interview
on TV.
Seemed like a reasonable guy.
So I looked him up on Wiki and found this:
"When Lutz became chairman of GM North American development
in 2001
one of the first things he stated was that his new 500 hp car
was
going to save General Motors. His full compensation in 2008 is
estimated at $6.9 million."
And this:
"He will retire from GM at the end of 2009. Lutz said that
one reason
for his decision was the increasing regulatory climate in
Washington
that would force him to design what Federal regulators
wanted, rather
than what customers wanted."
That is what I mean by "taste."
Lutz and the others running GM were complete fools.
Gonna save GM with 500 hp car.
Gonna give the customers what they want.
Sorry, close your ears. I have to say this.
LUTZ, YOU TASTELESS ****ING MORON!!
I WOULDN'T HIRE YOU TO CUT BAIT!!
--Vic
It's been time for decades to wean american males off their
overpowered
penis substitutes in cars and boats.
Like lobster boats?
Krause sure does seem to have more than his share of penis
substitutes. Even if some of them are imaginary.
That you have any purpose is imaginary.
The only photo FloridaJim ever posted publicly that "claimed"
ownership of a boat showed a decrepit I/O hulk from the 1980s or
early 1990s that looked as if it had served as a roadside home for
roaches and raccoons.

My guess is that he was mustered out of the Navy at some point,
and that service "servicing" his shipmates was the high point of
his miserable like. Afterwards, he pretended to be a boat repair
handyman.

Amazing WAFA reply to boatless jps. Delicious!
What's delicious is how you stick your nose is other folk's sweaty
assholes. And, I have a boat silly ****.

Do you want to compare sizes? Value? HP? Bilge pumps?

Every newsgroup you frequent includes a long history of your
conflicts. Food, barbeque, fast food, what have you.
Every single newsgroup.

You really should up your sessions to 5 a week.
So you lied when you said you were looking for a boat? You are more
like WAFA with every keystroke, Sherlock.

Dickless, people who are interested in boats are always looking for
boats. If something showed up in my price range right now I'd be
interested. I'm holding out for what I've set my sights on but I
remain open to alternatives.

Are you one of those stick-up-the-ass blindered "conservatives" who
can only think of one boat at a time?

I take that back, we know you're a stick-up-the-ass "conservative,"
the only part I'm missing is if you're only interested in one boat at
a time.

Are you from the US? I keep learning new expression from reading your
posts. What the heck does blindered mean? Or was this a misspelling
of "blundered" ? When you say "stick-up-the-ass" do you mean up his
poop chute or his humorous ****? It almost sounds like you are have a
random generator putting words together to form something that resembles
a sentence.

Now *that* is funny!

H.L. Mencken Debunked
 

John H wrote:
On Fri, 05 Jun 2009 07:11:46 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Fri, 05 Jun 2009 00:30:54 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

HK wrote:
jps wrote:
On Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:06:25 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:


Are you from the US? I keep learning new expression from reading
your posts. What the heck does blindered mean? Or was this a
misspelling of "blundered" ? When you say "stick-up-the-ass" do you
mean up his poop chute or his humorous ****? It almost sounds like
you are have a random generator putting words together to form
something that resembles a sentence.
Blinders, as in the other end of a horse's ass. I could have used
blinkered. Would that've helped?

Maybe check your OED.

In the silly ****'s case, it'd be a giant log up his arse that's
somehow affected synapses firing. Maybe he's stopped up.
A query from Reggie is best handled by not responding, or responding by
telling him to eat **** and die.
jps,
You better listen to Harry or he might turn on you. So remember, it is
ignore me, like Harry does, which means respond to my post by 3rd party,
or tell me to eat **** and die. Snap too, you pussy.
Eat **** and die. Consider this a favor.
I knew you would fall in line. Good job

LOL.
--
John H

"The problem with Socialism is that you eventually run out of other people’s money." --Margaret Thatcher

He's an official member now. The nail-biting begins...

H.L. Mencken Debunked
 

On Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:34:09 -0400, D K
wrote:

John H wrote:
On Fri, 05 Jun 2009 07:11:46 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Fri, 05 Jun 2009 00:30:54 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

HK wrote:
jps wrote:
On Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:06:25 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:


Are you from the US? I keep learning new expression from reading
your posts. What the heck does blindered mean? Or was this a
misspelling of "blundered" ? When you say "stick-up-the-ass" do you
mean up his poop chute or his humorous ****? It almost sounds like
you are have a random generator putting words together to form
something that resembles a sentence.
Blinders, as in the other end of a horse's ass. I could have used
blinkered. Would that've helped?

Maybe check your OED.

In the silly ****'s case, it'd be a giant log up his arse that's
somehow affected synapses firing. Maybe he's stopped up.
A query from Reggie is best handled by not responding, or responding by
telling him to eat **** and die.
jps,
You better listen to Harry or he might turn on you. So remember, it is
ignore me, like Harry does, which means respond to my post by 3rd party,
or tell me to eat **** and die. Snap too, you pussy.
Eat **** and die. Consider this a favor.
I knew you would fall in line. Good job

LOL.
--
John H

"The problem with Socialism is that you eventually run out of other people’s money." --Margaret Thatcher

He's an official member now. The nail-biting begins...

And you preceded my promotion by having achieved official ****dom.

The Queen of rec.boats ****s.

Congrats!

H.L. Mencken Debunked
 

On Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:29:08 -0400, D K
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Thu, 04 Jun 2009 20:07:06 -0400, D K
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Wed, 03 Jun 2009 19:45:04 -0400, D K
wrote:

HK wrote:
jps wrote:
On Wed, 03 Jun 2009 07:17:06 -0400, jim78 wrote:

wrote:
On Jun 2, 9:26 pm, HK wrote:
Vic Smith wrote:
On Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:55:45 -0700, jps wrote:
On Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:04:30 -0500, Vic Smith
wrote:
Mencken famously stated ""No one ever went broke underestimating
the
taste of the American public."
GM has proven him wrong.
--Vic
Does it really have to do with taste?
Just depends on how you define taste.
As in, "Not enough Americans have a taste for GM vehicles."
What got to me thinking about this was I saw a Bob Lutz interview
on TV.
Seemed like a reasonable guy.
So I looked him up on Wiki and found this:
"When Lutz became chairman of GM North American development in 2001
one of the first things he stated was that his new 500 hp car was
going to save General Motors. His full compensation in 2008 is
estimated at $6.9 million."
And this:
"He will retire from GM at the end of 2009. Lutz said that one reason
for his decision was the increasing regulatory climate in Washington
that would force him to design what Federal regulators wanted, rather
than what customers wanted."
That is what I mean by "taste."
Lutz and the others running GM were complete fools.
Gonna save GM with 500 hp car.
Gonna give the customers what they want.
Sorry, close your ears. I have to say this.
LUTZ, YOU TASTELESS ****ING MORON!!
I WOULDN'T HIRE YOU TO CUT BAIT!!
--Vic
It's been time for decades to wean american males off their
overpowered
penis substitutes in cars and boats.
Like lobster boats?
Krause sure does seem to have more than his share of penis
substitutes. Even if some of them are imaginary.
That you have any purpose is imaginary.
The only photo FloridaJim ever posted publicly that "claimed" ownership
of a boat showed a decrepit I/O hulk from the 1980s or early 1990s that
looked as if it had served as a roadside home for roaches and raccoons.

My guess is that he was mustered out of the Navy at some point, and that
service "servicing" his shipmates was the high point of his miserable
like. Afterwards, he pretended to be a boat repair handyman.

Amazing WAFA reply to boatless jps. Delicious!
What's delicious is how you stick your nose is other folk's sweaty
assholes. And, I have a boat silly ****.

Do you want to compare sizes? Value? HP? Bilge pumps?

Every newsgroup you frequent includes a long history of your
conflicts. Food, barbeque, fast food, what have you.

Every single newsgroup.

You really should up your sessions to 5 a week.
So you lied when you said you were looking for a boat? You are more
like WAFA with every keystroke, Sherlock.

Dickless, people who are interested in boats are always looking for
boats. If something showed up in my price range right now I'd be
interested. I'm holding out for what I've set my sights on but I
remain open to alternatives.

Are you one of those stick-up-the-ass blindered "conservatives" who
can only think of one boat at a time?

I take that back, we know you're a stick-up-the-ass "conservative,"
the only part I'm missing is if you're only interested in one boat at
a time.

So the short ,and mature, version is - you don't have a boat and you are
looking at them. Why are you compelled to lie and be an asshole? Did
you get beat up in school, you pathetic *******?

I have two parents you silly ****, both of whom were involved in
producing me. WTF produced you?

I see you like to steal other folks' themes. Thinly veiled version of
my supposition that your father kicked the **** out of you. Apparently
he left enough of your cortex intact to minimally function, like a
silly ****.

You like being chased around like you chase Don?

H.L. Mencken Debunked
 

"jps" wrote in message
...

I have two parents you silly ****, both of whom were involved in
producing me. WTF produced you?

I see you like to steal other folks' themes. Thinly veiled version of
my supposition that your father kicked the **** out of you. Apparently
he left enough of your cortex intact to minimally function, like a
silly ****.

You like being chased around like you chase Don?



Ditzy Dan still chasing my butt?
He'd need three or four enimas before he'd be able to even get near me!

H.L. Mencken Debunked
 

Don White wrote:
"jps" wrote in message
...
I have two parents you silly ****, both of whom were involved in
producing me. WTF produced you?

I see you like to steal other folks' themes. Thinly veiled version of
my supposition that your father kicked the **** out of you. Apparently
he left enough of your cortex intact to minimally function, like a
silly ****.

You like being chased around like you chase Don?



Ditzy Dan still chasing my butt?
He'd need three or four enimas before he'd be able to even get near me!




Looks like ol' JPS is giving DickheadDan a taste of his own medicine.