Moron...
 

You know, I can understand - lackluster economy, people needing to
sell their stuff, good deals to be had and all that.

As you know, I've been thinking of selling my Ranger and I've had it
for sale for a couple of months - good price, four years left on the
engine warranty, I just updated the trailer, the bottom was redone,
new hard top on the T-top and the electronics all redone. I'm not
asking a lot of money for it either - $18,500 and everything is
included in the deal. And as anybody who has seen the boat can tell
you, it's in mint condition - almost showroom.

I have a couple of guys interested in it and one came over this
morning to look at it. Took him out on the local lake at the bottom of
the road, he's impressed. We came back and he's looking again - I'm
thinking hey, maybe he really wants it.

Offers me $9k for it cash.

I told him to pound sand and get the hell off my property. Ok, maybe
not exactly in those words, but the efffect was the same.

Get this - the guy says "hey, I can buy one in Georgia for that kind
of money." Well, I happen to know that the boat for sale in Georgia,
an exact sister ship to mine except for the engine, is listed for $22K
and the seller is holding firm - and his engine is older and out of
warranty.

So I told him - well, go buy it then. I'm not interested.

Guy says - you have to sell it it, that's my best offer.

I say - Wrongo sport. I don't have to sell it, I want to sell it
because I want a bass boat and Mrs. Wave will not allow me to expand
the fleet beyond three boats I already own.

He says - Well, it's a standing offer.

I say - You're going to standing there for a long time then - probably
forever.

Jerk.

Moron...
 

On Tue, 02 Jun 2009 08:57:08 -0400, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

You know, I can understand - lackluster economy, people needing to
sell their stuff, good deals to be had and all that.

As you know, I've been thinking of selling my Ranger and I've had it
for sale for a couple of months - good price, four years left on the
engine warranty, I just updated the trailer, the bottom was redone,
new hard top on the T-top and the electronics all redone. I'm not
asking a lot of money for it either - $18,500 and everything is
included in the deal. And as anybody who has seen the boat can tell
you, it's in mint condition - almost showroom.

I have a couple of guys interested in it and one came over this
morning to look at it. Took him out on the local lake at the bottom of
the road, he's impressed. We came back and he's looking again - I'm
thinking hey, maybe he really wants it.

Offers me $9k for it cash.

I told him to pound sand and get the hell off my property. Ok, maybe
not exactly in those words, but the efffect was the same.

Get this - the guy says "hey, I can buy one in Georgia for that kind
of money." Well, I happen to know that the boat for sale in Georgia,
an exact sister ship to mine except for the engine, is listed for $22K
and the seller is holding firm - and his engine is older and out of
warranty.

So I told him - well, go buy it then. I'm not interested.

Guy says - you have to sell it it, that's my best offer.

I say - Wrongo sport. I don't have to sell it, I want to sell it
because I want a bass boat and Mrs. Wave will not allow me to expand
the fleet beyond three boats I already own.

He says - Well, it's a standing offer.

I say - You're going to standing there for a long time then - probably
forever.

Jerk.

Hope that wasn't your brother-in-law.
Same happened to me once with a car.
First offer was an insult and I told him to get lost.
Called my hard-up neighbor over and said,
"Here, take this car. It's yours."
Can't say it was mint though.
More like taffy.

--Vic

Moron...
 

Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
You know, I can understand - lackluster economy, people needing to
sell their stuff, good deals to be had and all that.

As you know, I've been thinking of selling my Ranger and I've had it
for sale for a couple of months - good price, four years left on the
engine warranty, I just updated the trailer, the bottom was redone,
new hard top on the T-top and the electronics all redone. I'm not
asking a lot of money for it either - $18,500 and everything is
included in the deal. And as anybody who has seen the boat can tell
you, it's in mint condition - almost showroom.

I have a couple of guys interested in it and one came over this
morning to look at it. Took him out on the local lake at the bottom of
the road, he's impressed. We came back and he's looking again - I'm
thinking hey, maybe he really wants it.

Offers me $9k for it cash.

I told him to pound sand and get the hell off my property. Ok, maybe
not exactly in those words, but the efffect was the same.

Get this - the guy says "hey, I can buy one in Georgia for that kind
of money." Well, I happen to know that the boat for sale in Georgia,
an exact sister ship to mine except for the engine, is listed for $22K
and the seller is holding firm - and his engine is older and out of
warranty.

So I told him - well, go buy it then. I'm not interested.

Guy says - you have to sell it it, that's my best offer.

I say - Wrongo sport. I don't have to sell it, I want to sell it
because I want a bass boat and Mrs. Wave will not allow me to expand
the fleet beyond three boats I already own.

He says - Well, it's a standing offer.

I say - You're going to standing there for a long time then - probably
forever.

Jerk.


Oh, dear.

Moron...
 

"Wizard of Woodstock" wrote in message
...
You know, I can understand - lackluster economy, people needing to
sell their stuff, good deals to be had and all that.

As you know, I've been thinking of selling my Ranger and I've had it
for sale for a couple of months - good price, four years left on the
engine warranty, I just updated the trailer, the bottom was redone,
new hard top on the T-top and the electronics all redone. I'm not
asking a lot of money for it either - $18,500 and everything is
included in the deal. And as anybody who has seen the boat can tell
you, it's in mint condition - almost showroom.

I have a couple of guys interested in it and one came over this
morning to look at it. Took him out on the local lake at the bottom of
the road, he's impressed. We came back and he's looking again - I'm
thinking hey, maybe he really wants it.

Offers me $9k for it cash.

I told him to pound sand and get the hell off my property. Ok, maybe
not exactly in those words, but the efffect was the same.

Get this - the guy says "hey, I can buy one in Georgia for that kind
of money." Well, I happen to know that the boat for sale in Georgia,
an exact sister ship to mine except for the engine, is listed for $22K
and the seller is holding firm - and his engine is older and out of
warranty.

So I told him - well, go buy it then. I'm not interested.

Guy says - you have to sell it it, that's my best offer.

I say - Wrongo sport. I don't have to sell it, I want to sell it
because I want a bass boat and Mrs. Wave will not allow me to expand
the fleet beyond three boats I already own.

He says - Well, it's a standing offer.

I say - You're going to standing there for a long time then - probably
forever.

Jerk.


You have more patience than I do.
I'd make it clear to him that his offer is way too low..and if he persisted
after that, I'd take it as a personal insult that he would think of me as
that dumb or desperate.
Then I'd really let him know what I thought of him and his offer and
probably wouldn't sell to him even if he suddenly became more reasonable.

Moron...
 

HK wrote:
Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
You know, I can understand - lackluster economy, people needing to
sell their stuff, good deals to be had and all that.

As you know, I've been thinking of selling my Ranger and I've had it
for sale for a couple of months - good price, four years left on the
engine warranty, I just updated the trailer, the bottom was redone,
new hard top on the T-top and the electronics all redone. I'm not
asking a lot of money for it either - $18,500 and everything is
included in the deal. And as anybody who has seen the boat can tell
you, it's in mint condition - almost showroom.

I have a couple of guys interested in it and one came over this
morning to look at it. Took him out on the local lake at the bottom of
the road, he's impressed. We came back and he's looking again - I'm
thinking hey, maybe he really wants it.

Offers me $9k for it cash.

I told him to pound sand and get the hell off my property. Ok, maybe
not exactly in those words, but the efffect was the same.

Get this - the guy says "hey, I can buy one in Georgia for that kind
of money." Well, I happen to know that the boat for sale in Georgia,
an exact sister ship to mine except for the engine, is listed for $22K
and the seller is holding firm - and his engine is older and out of
warranty.

So I told him - well, go buy it then. I'm not interested.

Guy says - you have to sell it it, that's my best offer.

I say - Wrongo sport. I don't have to sell it, I want to sell it
because I want a bass boat and Mrs. Wave will not allow me to expand
the fleet beyond three boats I already own.

He says - Well, it's a standing offer.

I say - You're going to standing there for a long time then - probably
forever.

Jerk.


Oh, dear.

I hear he's looking for a boat to use as a flower pot. Yours might be
perfect with the excellent drainage through the transom. Give Tom a
call. You need a fishing boat and Tom needs a flower pot. Maybe you guys
can strike up a trade deal.

Moron...
 

On Jun 2, 9:10*am, HK wrote:
Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
You know, I can understand - lackluster economy, people needing to
sell their stuff, good deals to be had and all that.

As you know, I've been thinking of selling my Ranger and I've had it
for sale for a couple of months - good price, four years left on the
engine warranty, I just updated the trailer, the bottom was redone,
new hard top on the T-top and the electronics all redone. I'm not
asking a lot of money for it either - $18,500 and everything is
included in the deal. And as anybody who has seen the boat can tell
you, it's in mint condition - almost showroom.

I have a couple of guys interested in it and one came over this
morning to look at it. Took him out on the local lake at the bottom of
the road, he's impressed. We came back and he's looking again - I'm
thinking hey, maybe he really wants it.

Offers me $9k for it cash.

I told him to pound sand and get the hell off my property. *Ok, maybe
not exactly in those words, but the efffect was the same.

Get this - the guy says "hey, I can buy one in Georgia for that kind
of money." *Well, I happen to know that the boat for sale in Georgia,
an exact sister ship to mine except for the engine, is listed for $22K
and the seller is holding firm - and his engine is older and out of
warranty.

So I told him - well, go buy it then. I'm not interested.

Guy says - you have to sell it it, that's my best offer.

I say - Wrongo sport. I don't have to sell it, I want to sell it
because I want a bass boat and Mrs. Wave will not allow me to expand
the fleet beyond three boats I already own.

He says - Well, it's a standing offer.

I say - You're going to standing there for a long time then - probably
forever.

Jerk.

Oh, dear.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Harry's calling Tom "dear"? Don will surely be jealous.

Moron...
 

Moron...
 

Don White wrote:
I'd take it as a personal insult that he would think of me as
that dumb or desperate.

I can understand why you would think that. I am sure it happens often.
--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.

This Newsgroup post is a natural product. The slight variations in
spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in
no way are to be considered flaws or defects

Moron...
 

"Wizard of Woodstock" wrote in message
...
You know, I can understand - lackluster economy, people needing to
sell their stuff, good deals to be had and all that.

As you know, I've been thinking of selling my Ranger and I've had it
for sale for a couple of months - good price, four years left on the
engine warranty, I just updated the trailer, the bottom was redone,
new hard top on the T-top and the electronics all redone. I'm not
asking a lot of money for it either - $18,500 and everything is
included in the deal. And as anybody who has seen the boat can tell
you, it's in mint condition - almost showroom.

I have a couple of guys interested in it and one came over this
morning to look at it. Took him out on the local lake at the bottom of
the road, he's impressed. We came back and he's looking again - I'm
thinking hey, maybe he really wants it.

Offers me $9k for it cash.

I told him to pound sand and get the hell off my property. Ok, maybe
not exactly in those words, but the efffect was the same.

Get this - the guy says "hey, I can buy one in Georgia for that kind
of money." Well, I happen to know that the boat for sale in Georgia,
an exact sister ship to mine except for the engine, is listed for $22K
and the seller is holding firm - and his engine is older and out of
warranty.

So I told him - well, go buy it then. I'm not interested.

Guy says - you have to sell it it, that's my best offer.

I say - Wrongo sport. I don't have to sell it, I want to sell it
because I want a bass boat and Mrs. Wave will not allow me to expand
the fleet beyond three boats I already own.

He says - Well, it's a standing offer.

I say - You're going to standing there for a long time then - probably
forever.

Jerk.

Know what you mean. I had a guy hand me a zerox copy of a pic of a ragged
out AMF Harley, not saying a word, when he came to look at a 32' unfinished
(but brand new hardware, rigging and engine) sailboat I was selling for
$19k. I said "nice" and handed it back.
He got pretty preturbed after he explained that was his offer and I politely
declined "cash, no trades". I was polite and didn't say his putt wasn't
worth a tenth of what I was asking for the boat to me. I guess it was a
diamond to him but just a lump of coal to me.

Moron...
 

On Tue, 02 Jun 2009 11:33:19 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

Don White wrote:
I'd take it as a personal insult that he would think of me as
that dumb or desperate.

I can understand why you would think that. I am sure it happens often.

Are you subbing on **** patrol today? 4 hour watch?

Moron...
 

Don White wrote:
"Wizard of Woodstock" wrote in message
...
You know, I can understand - lackluster economy, people needing to
sell their stuff, good deals to be had and all that.

As you know, I've been thinking of selling my Ranger and I've had it
for sale for a couple of months - good price, four years left on the
engine warranty, I just updated the trailer, the bottom was redone,
new hard top on the T-top and the electronics all redone. I'm not
asking a lot of money for it either - $18,500 and everything is
included in the deal. And as anybody who has seen the boat can tell
you, it's in mint condition - almost showroom.

I have a couple of guys interested in it and one came over this
morning to look at it. Took him out on the local lake at the bottom of
the road, he's impressed. We came back and he's looking again - I'm
thinking hey, maybe he really wants it.

Offers me $9k for it cash.

I told him to pound sand and get the hell off my property. Ok, maybe
not exactly in those words, but the efffect was the same.

Get this - the guy says "hey, I can buy one in Georgia for that kind
of money." Well, I happen to know that the boat for sale in Georgia,
an exact sister ship to mine except for the engine, is listed for $22K
and the seller is holding firm - and his engine is older and out of
warranty.

So I told him - well, go buy it then. I'm not interested.

Guy says - you have to sell it it, that's my best offer.

I say - Wrongo sport. I don't have to sell it, I want to sell it
because I want a bass boat and Mrs. Wave will not allow me to expand
the fleet beyond three boats I already own.

He says - Well, it's a standing offer.

I say - You're going to standing there for a long time then - probably
forever.

Jerk.


You have more patience than I do.
I'd make it clear to him that his offer is way too low..and if he persisted
after that, I'd take it as a personal insult that he would think of me as
that dumb or desperate.
Then I'd really let him know what I thought of him and his offer and
probably wouldn't sell to him even if he suddenly became more reasonable.



But you *are* dumb.

Moron...
 

jps wrote:
On Tue, 02 Jun 2009 11:33:19 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

Don White wrote:
I'd take it as a personal insult that he would think of me as
that dumb or desperate.
I can understand why you would think that. I am sure it happens often.

Are you subbing on **** patrol today? 4 hour watch?

How sweet of you to come to the aid of your boys, jackass.

Moron...
 

"Wizard of Woodstock" wrote in message
...

Offers me $9k for it cash.

I told him to pound sand and get the hell off my property. Ok, maybe
not exactly in those words, but the efffect was the same.

Get this - the guy says "hey, I can buy one in Georgia for that kind
of money." Well, I happen to know that the boat for sale in Georgia,
an exact sister ship to mine except for the engine, is listed for $22K
and the seller is holding firm - and his engine is older and out of
warranty.

So I told him - well, go buy it then. I'm not interested.

Guy says - you have to sell it it, that's my best offer.

I say - Wrongo sport. I don't have to sell it, I want to sell it
because I want a bass boat and Mrs. Wave will not allow me to expand
the fleet beyond three boats I already own.

He says - Well, it's a standing offer.

I say - You're going to standing there for a long time then - probably
forever.

Jerk.


I need to share some lessons in salesmanship with you, I can see.

I decided to sell my Mustang. It's just not "me" and I've put 900 miles on
it in 3 and a half months.
So, early Saturday I did some research on it's private sale value and listed
it on Craigslist for the going private sale price.

Got a couple of inquiries from, believe it or not, car dealers. One asked
me if I would accept $1000 less than my listed price. I responded to him
and said, ok. Didn't hear back from him.
Then Monday morning I got an email from a private buyer asking if it was
still available. I responded, "yes", although I had some inquiries from
dealers, but no commitments. He email back that he was interested, but had
to get his wife's permission first.

I emailed back and said I understood. Also told him that one of the dealers
had asked if I'd accept $1000 less, so to be fair, that would be the price
to him as well.

I then deleted his emails with full appreciation that "getting the wife's
permission" is the sign of doom for any kind of sale, especially for a
sporty, somewhat fast car.

To my surprise, he emailed this morning that the wife had given the thumbs
up. The $1000 reduction in price sold her on it. Women just can't resist
a sale.

Eisboch

Moron...
 

On Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:14:46 -0400, D K
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Tue, 02 Jun 2009 11:33:19 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

Don White wrote:
I'd take it as a personal insult that he would think of me as
that dumb or desperate.
I can understand why you would think that. I am sure it happens often.

Are you subbing on **** patrol today? 4 hour watch?

How sweet of you to come to the aid of your boys, jackass.

Hey everybody, the silly **** is home from work!

Just can't get enough conflict in your life so welcome to you and feel
free to stuff your nose right between my sweaty cheeks.

Moron...
 

On Jun 2, 8:14*pm, D K wrote:
jps wrote:
On Tue, 02 Jun 2009 11:33:19 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

Don White wrote:
I'd take it as a personal insult that he would think of me as
that dumb or desperate.
I can understand why you would think that. *I am sure it happens often.

Are you subbing on **** patrol today? *4 hour watch?

How sweet of you to come to the aid of your boys, jackass.

Did he just call Donnie a ****? That's uncalled for!

Moron...
 

On Jun 2, 8:17*pm, "Eisboch" wrote:
"Wizard of Woodstock" wrote in messagenews:6g7a2593hvtahiasdk1rb9rugjajt7ffik@4ax .com...





Offers me $9k for it cash.

I told him to pound sand and get the hell off my property. *Ok, maybe
not exactly in those words, but the efffect was the same.

Get this - the guy says "hey, I can buy one in Georgia for that kind
of money." *Well, I happen to know that the boat for sale in Georgia,
an exact sister ship to mine except for the engine, is listed for $22K
and the seller is holding firm - and his engine is older and out of
warranty.

So I told him - well, go buy it then. I'm not interested.

Guy says - you have to sell it it, that's my best offer.

I say - Wrongo sport. I don't have to sell it, I want to sell it
because I want a bass boat and Mrs. Wave will not allow me to expand
the fleet beyond three boats I already own.

He says - Well, it's a standing offer.

I say - You're going to standing there for a long time then - probably
forever.

Jerk.

I need to share some lessons in salesmanship with you, I can see.

I decided to sell my Mustang. *It's just not "me" and I've put 900 miles on
it in 3 and a half months.
So, early Saturday I did some research on it's private sale value and listed
it on Craigslist for the going private sale price.

Got a couple of inquiries from, believe it or not, car dealers. * One asked
me if I would accept $1000 less than my listed price. * I responded to him
and said, ok. * *Didn't hear back from him.
Then Monday morning I got an email from a private buyer asking if it was
still available. *I responded, "yes", although I had some inquiries from
dealers, but no commitments. * He email back that he was interested, but had
to get his wife's permission first.

I emailed back and said I understood. *Also told him that one of the dealers
had asked if I'd accept $1000 less, so to be fair, that would be the price
to him as well.

I then deleted his emails with full appreciation that "getting the wife's
permission" is the sign of doom for any kind of sale, especially for a
sporty, somewhat fast car.

To my surprise, he emailed this morning that the wife had given the thumbs
up. * The $1000 reduction in price sold her on it. * Women just can't resist
a sale.

Eisboch

What kind of Mustang? New or classic?

Moron...
 

On Jun 2, 7:43*pm, jps wrote:


Hey everybody, the silly **** is home from work!

Just can't get enough conflict in your life so welcome to you and feel
free to stuff your nose right between my sweaty cheeks.

So now you confess to your openly homosexual desires.


You and *Salty* are surely proud and loud.

Moron...
 

wrote in message
...

What kind of Mustang? New or classic?

------------------------------

It's new. I just bought it last February. Mustang GT Premium. Not a bad
car, but I just don't use it.

http://eisboch.com/Mustang1000.jpg

Eisboch

Moron...
 

On Wed, 3 Jun 2009 03:14:36 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:


wrote in message
...

What kind of Mustang? New or classic?

------------------------------

It's new. I just bought it last February. Mustang GT Premium. Not a bad
car, but I just don't use it.

http://eisboch.com/Mustang1000.jpg

Eisboch

You're one of those nice guys who buy things new, barely uses them and
takes the hit for depreciation when their eyes wander to the next toy.

Can I convince you to buy a BMW M5 next?

How about grabbing one of those cheap, early 90s Tollycraft 44s from a
bankrupt land speculator in Florida and having it refitted?

I wish we lived closer. I'd come help you shop.

Moron...
 

"jps" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 3 Jun 2009 03:14:36 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:


wrote in message
...

What kind of Mustang? New or classic?

------------------------------

It's new. I just bought it last February. Mustang GT Premium. Not a
bad
car, but I just don't use it.

http://eisboch.com/Mustang1000.jpg

Eisboch

You're one of those nice guys who buy things new, barely uses them and
takes the hit for depreciation when their eyes wander to the next toy.

Can I convince you to buy a BMW M5 next?

How about grabbing one of those cheap, early 90s Tollycraft 44s from a
bankrupt land speculator in Florida and having it refitted?

I wish we lived closer. I'd come help you shop.



Sorry. Already had and got rid of two BMW M5s.
I may be nuts to some, but I am experiencing life. It's a lot better than
sitting around worrying and complaining about things I can't control.

Don't jump to conclusions. There's a lot more to my interests than what
meets the eye.

Eisboch

Moron...
 

On Wed, 3 Jun 2009 04:00:16 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:


"jps" wrote in message
.. .
On Wed, 3 Jun 2009 03:14:36 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:


wrote in message
...

What kind of Mustang? New or classic?

------------------------------

It's new. I just bought it last February. Mustang GT Premium. Not a
bad
car, but I just don't use it.

http://eisboch.com/Mustang1000.jpg

Eisboch

You're one of those nice guys who buy things new, barely uses them and
takes the hit for depreciation when their eyes wander to the next toy.

Can I convince you to buy a BMW M5 next?

How about grabbing one of those cheap, early 90s Tollycraft 44s from a
bankrupt land speculator in Florida and having it refitted?

I wish we lived closer. I'd come help you shop.

Sorry. Already had and got rid of two BMW M5s.

If he saw your garage, he'd probably never speak to you again. :)

Moron...
 

On Jun 3, 3:14*am, "Eisboch" wrote:
wrote in message

...

What kind of Mustang? *New or classic?

------------------------------

It's new. *I just bought it last February. * Mustang GT Premium. *Not a bad
car, but I just don't use it.

http://eisboch.com/Mustang1000.jpg

Eisboch

Yup... they're actually pretty good cars. I almost bought a Bullett
Mustang a few months ago. Ended up with an A6 Quattro instead. Two
ends of the spectrum.

Moron...
 

On Wed, 3 Jun 2009 03:14:36 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:


wrote in message
...

What kind of Mustang? New or classic?

------------------------------

It's new. I just bought it last February. Mustang GT Premium. Not a bad
car, but I just don't use it.

http://eisboch.com/Mustang1000.jpg

Ouch! It depreciated what? Five grand the instant you owned it.

Casady

Moron...
 

On Wed, 3 Jun 2009 04:10:13 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

On Jun 3, 3:14*am, "Eisboch" wrote:
wrote in message

...

What kind of Mustang? *New or classic?

------------------------------

It's new. *I just bought it last February. * Mustang GT Premium. *Not a bad
car, but I just don't use it.

http://eisboch.com/Mustang1000.jpg

Eisboch

Yup... they're actually pretty good cars. I almost bought a Bullett
Mustang a few months ago. Ended up with an A6 Quattro instead. Two
ends of the spectrum.

If Seattle Boy ever saw your garage, he'd probably never speak to you
again.

Like Eisboch's, that's a cool garage. :)

Moron...
 

"Richard Casady" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 3 Jun 2009 03:14:36 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:


wrote in message
...

What kind of Mustang? New or classic?

------------------------------

It's new. I just bought it last February. Mustang GT Premium. Not a
bad
car, but I just don't use it.

http://eisboch.com/Mustang1000.jpg

Ouch! It depreciated what? Five grand the instant you owned it.

Casady


Oh course. But it was a little more involved than that, and not that bad.
Buying a new car was the only way I could get rid of the black funeral style
limo I had without giving it away. They took it in trade.

The Mustang just happened to be the one. It could have been anything.

Eisboch

Moron...
 

Eisboch wrote:

"Richard Casady" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 3 Jun 2009 03:14:36 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:


wrote in message
...


What kind of Mustang? New or classic?

------------------------------

It's new. I just bought it last February. Mustang GT Premium. Not
a bad
car, but I just don't use it.

http://eisboch.com/Mustang1000.jpg

Ouch! It depreciated what? Five grand the instant you owned it.

Casady


Oh course. But it was a little more involved than that, and not that
bad. Buying a new car was the only way I could get rid of the black
funeral style limo I had without giving it away. They took it in trade.

The Mustang just happened to be the one. It could have been anything.

Eisboch


Hell, you had all the makings of a business providing funerals for
goths...Hammond tube organs, black hearse limos, black dog to ride
shotgun...now, if you just could have gotten SW Tom in as preacher...

Moron...
 

On Jun 2, 8:57*am, Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
You know, I can understand - lackluster economy, people needing to
sell their stuff, good deals to be had and all that.

As you know, I've been thinking of selling my Ranger and I've had it
for sale for a couple of months - good price, four years left on the
engine warranty, I just updated the trailer, the bottom was redone,
new hard top on the T-top and the electronics all redone. I'm not
asking a lot of money for it either - $18,500 and everything is
included in the deal. And as anybody who has seen the boat can tell
you, it's in mint condition - almost showroom.

I have a couple of guys interested in it and one came over this
morning to look at it. Took him out on the local lake at the bottom of
the road, he's impressed. We came back and he's looking again - I'm
thinking hey, maybe he really wants it.

Offers me $9k for it cash.

I told him to pound sand and get the hell off my property. *Ok, maybe
not exactly in those words, but the efffect was the same.

Get this - the guy says "hey, I can buy one in Georgia for that kind
of money." *Well, I happen to know that the boat for sale in Georgia,
an exact sister ship to mine except for the engine, is listed for $22K
and the seller is holding firm - and his engine is older and out of
warranty.

So I told him - well, go buy it then. I'm not interested.

Guy says - you have to sell it it, that's my best offer.

I say - Wrongo sport. I don't have to sell it, I want to sell it
because I want a bass boat and Mrs. Wave will not allow me to expand
the fleet beyond three boats I already own.

He says - Well, it's a standing offer.

I say - You're going to standing there for a long time then - probably
forever.

Jerk.

Guy says - you have to sell it it, that's my best offer.

You are right...He's a Moron......

Moron...
 

On Jun 3, 7:21*am, Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
On Wed, 3 Jun 2009 04:10:13 -0700 (PDT), wrote:
On Jun 3, 3:14*am, "Eisboch" wrote:
wrote in message

....

What kind of Mustang? *New or classic?

------------------------------

It's new. *I just bought it last February. * Mustang GT Premium. *Not a bad
car, but I just don't use it.

http://eisboch.com/Mustang1000.jpg

Eisboch

Yup... they're actually pretty good cars. *I almost bought a Bullett
Mustang a few months ago. *Ended up with an A6 Quattro instead. *Two
ends of the spectrum.

If Seattle Boy ever saw your garage, he'd probably never speak to you
again.

Like Eisboch's, that's a cool garage. *:)

I found and bought a new gas tank for the Torino. Now I just need to
find some motivation to get back to working on it again. This time of
year boating and yardwork gets in the way.

Moron...
 

On Jun 2, 10:00*am, wrote:
On Jun 2, 9:10*am, HK wrote:



Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
You know, I can understand - lackluster economy, people needing to
sell their stuff, good deals to be had and all that.

As you know, I've been thinking of selling my Ranger and I've had it
for sale for a couple of months - good price, four years left on the
engine warranty, I just updated the trailer, the bottom was redone,
new hard top on the T-top and the electronics all redone. I'm not
asking a lot of money for it either - $18,500 and everything is
included in the deal. And as anybody who has seen the boat can tell
you, it's in mint condition - almost showroom.

I have a couple of guys interested in it and one came over this
morning to look at it. Took him out on the local lake at the bottom of
the road, he's impressed. We came back and he's looking again - I'm
thinking hey, maybe he really wants it.

Offers me $9k for it cash.

I told him to pound sand and get the hell off my property. *Ok, maybe
not exactly in those words, but the efffect was the same.

Get this - the guy says "hey, I can buy one in Georgia for that kind
of money." *Well, I happen to know that the boat for sale in Georgia,
an exact sister ship to mine except for the engine, is listed for $22K
and the seller is holding firm - and his engine is older and out of
warranty.

So I told him - well, go buy it then. I'm not interested.

Guy says - you have to sell it it, that's my best offer.

I say - Wrongo sport. I don't have to sell it, I want to sell it
because I want a bass boat and Mrs. Wave will not allow me to expand
the fleet beyond three boats I already own.

He says - Well, it's a standing offer.

I say - You're going to standing there for a long time then - probably
forever.

Jerk.

Oh, dear.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Harry's calling Tom "dear"? Don will surely be jealous.

Loogys first response....a trolling attempt. Sad bitter old
man............. I think the lawn needs cutting, idiot.

Moron...
 

On Jun 2, 10:09*am, jim78 wrote:
wrote:
On Jun 2, 9:10 am, HK wrote:
Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
You know, I can understand - lackluster economy, people needing to
sell their stuff, good deals to be had and all that.
As you know, I've been thinking of selling my Ranger and I've had it
for sale for a couple of months - good price, four years left on the
engine warranty, I just updated the trailer, the bottom was redone,
new hard top on the T-top and the electronics all redone. I'm not
asking a lot of money for it either - $18,500 and everything is
included in the deal. And as anybody who has seen the boat can tell
you, it's in mint condition - almost showroom.
I have a couple of guys interested in it and one came over this
morning to look at it. Took him out on the local lake at the bottom of
the road, he's impressed. We came back and he's looking again - I'm
thinking hey, maybe he really wants it.
Offers me $9k for it cash.
I told him to pound sand and get the hell off my property. *Ok, maybe
not exactly in those words, but the efffect was the same.
Get this - the guy says "hey, I can buy one in Georgia for that kind
of money." *Well, I happen to know that the boat for sale in Georgia,
an exact sister ship to mine except for the engine, is listed for $22K
and the seller is holding firm - and his engine is older and out of
warranty.
So I told him - well, go buy it then. I'm not interested.
Guy says - you have to sell it it, that's my best offer.
I say - Wrongo sport. I don't have to sell it, I want to sell it
because I want a bass boat and Mrs. Wave will not allow me to expand
the fleet beyond three boats I already own.
He says - Well, it's a standing offer.
I say - You're going to standing there for a long time then - probably
forever.
Jerk.
Oh, dear.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Harry's calling Tom "dear"? Don will surely be jealous.

Harry likes to talk tough, but every once in a while, one of his gay
expressions slips out.

If " Oh dear " is a " gay " response, you're a homophobic troll.

Moron...
 

On Jun 2, 8:12*pm, D K wrote:
Don White wrote:
"Wizard of Woodstock" wrote in message
.. .
You know, I can understand - lackluster economy, people needing to
sell their stuff, good deals to be had and all that.

As you know, I've been thinking of selling my Ranger and I've had it
for sale for a couple of months - good price, four years left on the
engine warranty, I just updated the trailer, the bottom was redone,
new hard top on the T-top and the electronics all redone. I'm not
asking a lot of money for it either - $18,500 and everything is
included in the deal. And as anybody who has seen the boat can tell
you, it's in mint condition - almost showroom.

I have a couple of guys interested in it and one came over this
morning to look at it. Took him out on the local lake at the bottom of
the road, he's impressed. We came back and he's looking again - I'm
thinking hey, maybe he really wants it.

Offers me $9k for it cash.

I told him to pound sand and get the hell off my property. *Ok, maybe
not exactly in those words, but the efffect was the same.

Get this - the guy says "hey, I can buy one in Georgia for that kind
of money." *Well, I happen to know that the boat for sale in Georgia,
an exact sister ship to mine except for the engine, is listed for $22K
and the seller is holding firm - and his engine is older and out of
warranty.

So I told him - well, go buy it then. I'm not interested.

Guy says - you have to sell it it, that's my best offer.

I say - Wrongo sport. I don't have to sell it, I want to sell it
because I want a bass boat and Mrs. Wave will not allow me to expand
the fleet beyond three boats I already own.

He says - Well, it's a standing offer.

I say - You're going to standing there for a long time then - probably
forever.

Jerk.

You have more patience than I do.
I'd make it clear to him that his offer is way too low..and if he persisted
after that, I'd take it as a personal insult that he would think of me as
that dumb or desperate.
Then I'd really let him know what I thought of him and his offer and
probably wouldn't sell to him even if he suddenly became more reasonable.

But you *are* dumb.

Yet another " troll " response. Poor Tom, his " friends " are now
trolling him.

Moron...
 

On Jun 2, 8:43*pm, jps wrote:
On Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:14:46 -0400, D K
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Tue, 02 Jun 2009 11:33:19 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

Don White wrote:
I'd take it as a personal insult that he would think of me as
that dumb or desperate.
I can understand why you would think that. *I am sure it happens often.

Are you subbing on **** patrol today? *4 hour watch?

How sweet of you to come to the aid of your boys, jackass.

Hey everybody, the silly **** is home from work!

Just can't get enough conflict in your life so welcome to you and feel
free to stuff your nose right between my sweaty cheeks.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Moron...
 

On Wed, 03 Jun 2009 06:19:34 -0400, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

On Wed, 3 Jun 2009 04:00:16 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:


"jps" wrote in message
. ..
On Wed, 3 Jun 2009 03:14:36 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:


wrote in message
...

What kind of Mustang? New or classic?

------------------------------

It's new. I just bought it last February. Mustang GT Premium. Not a
bad
car, but I just don't use it.

http://eisboch.com/Mustang1000.jpg

Eisboch

You're one of those nice guys who buy things new, barely uses them and
takes the hit for depreciation when their eyes wander to the next toy.

Can I convince you to buy a BMW M5 next?

How about grabbing one of those cheap, early 90s Tollycraft 44s from a
bankrupt land speculator in Florida and having it refitted?

I wish we lived closer. I'd come help you shop.

Sorry. Already had and got rid of two BMW M5s.

If he saw your garage, he'd probably never speak to you again. :)

Does he have all sorts of dryers in there?

Moron...
 

jps wrote:
On Wed, 03 Jun 2009 06:19:34 -0400, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

On Wed, 3 Jun 2009 04:00:16 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:

"jps" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 3 Jun 2009 03:14:36 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:

wrote in message
...

What kind of Mustang? New or classic?

------------------------------

It's new. I just bought it last February. Mustang GT Premium. Not a
bad
car, but I just don't use it.

http://eisboch.com/Mustang1000.jpg

Eisboch
You're one of those nice guys who buy things new, barely uses them and
takes the hit for depreciation when their eyes wander to the next toy.

Can I convince you to buy a BMW M5 next?

How about grabbing one of those cheap, early 90s Tollycraft 44s from a
bankrupt land speculator in Florida and having it refitted?

I wish we lived closer. I'd come help you shop.
Sorry. Already had and got rid of two BMW M5s.
If he saw your garage, he'd probably never speak to you again. :)

Does he have all sorts of dryers in there?


And old refrigerators. :)


Apparently in some circles, garages have replaced "cigarette-type boats."

Moron...
 

Moron...
 

On Wed, 03 Jun 2009 10:44:31 -0400, jim78 wrote:

wrote:
On Jun 2, 8:43 pm, jps wrote:
On Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:14:46 -0400, D K
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Tue, 02 Jun 2009 11:33:19 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:
Don White wrote:
I'd take it as a personal insult that he would think of me as
that dumb or desperate.
I can understand why you would think that. I am sure it happens often.
Are you subbing on **** patrol today? 4 hour watch?
How sweet of you to come to the aid of your boys, jackass.
Hey everybody, the silly **** is home from work!

Just can't get enough conflict in your life so welcome to you and feel
free to stuff your nose right between my sweaty cheeks.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

JPS is a disgusting pig and you find him funny? How's that for a troll?

Pigs are smart. Silly ****s get boring quickly.

Moron...
 

On Wed, 3 Jun 2009 07:59:18 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:


"Richard Casady" wrote in message
.. .
On Wed, 3 Jun 2009 03:14:36 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:


wrote in message
...

What kind of Mustang? New or classic?

------------------------------

It's new. I just bought it last February. Mustang GT Premium. Not a
bad
car, but I just don't use it.

http://eisboch.com/Mustang1000.jpg

Ouch! It depreciated what? Five grand the instant you owned it.

Casady


Oh course. But it was a little more involved than that, and not that bad.
Buying a new car was the only way I could get rid of the black funeral style
limo I had without giving it away. They took it in trade.

The Mustang just happened to be the one. It could have been anything.

Eisboch

Consider charity next time. The boy scouts could resell it for you.

Moron...
 

On Wed, 03 Jun 2009 08:13:26 -0700, jps wrote:

On Wed, 3 Jun 2009 07:59:18 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:


"Richard Casady" wrote in message
. ..
On Wed, 3 Jun 2009 03:14:36 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:


wrote in message
...

What kind of Mustang? New or classic?

------------------------------

It's new. I just bought it last February. Mustang GT Premium. Not a
bad
car, but I just don't use it.

http://eisboch.com/Mustang1000.jpg

Ouch! It depreciated what? Five grand the instant you owned it.

Casady


Oh course. But it was a little more involved than that, and not that bad.
Buying a new car was the only way I could get rid of the black funeral style
limo I had without giving it away. They took it in trade.

The Mustang just happened to be the one. It could have been anything.

Eisboch

Consider charity next time. The boy scouts could resell it for you.

A clean low mile LeBaron ragtop. Try to find one!