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Once in a lifetime for golfers

jim785 wrote:
HK wrote:
Vic Smith wrote:
On Fri, 29 May 2009 08:18:16 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:

Had an afterthought. If you want to feel unsafe in even mildly
windy days, you should try driving the '65 VW bus.
If someone sneezes in a car beside you with an open window, you go
off the road.

Don't doubt that. Even the '64 bug I had was the diciest thing I ever
drove in the wind. A semi passing would move it a foot.

--Vic

After my MGA died when I worked at the KC Star, I bought a new Bug.
Might have been a 65. $1350 including FM radio. Anyway, the assignment
editor had me running to small towns in Missouri for the sort of color
feature stories the paper liked in those days. Lots of two lane roads,
lots of trucks coming the other way. Many a time I thought the Bug was
going to go into low earth orbit.

I can report, however, that it was possible to get laid in the back
seat of a VW. In Columbia, Missouri, in the parking lot of a dorm at
Christian College.

Where haven't you got laid? Does your landlady know what a slut you are?

Call her and ask her yourself. Need the number?

Once in a lifetime for golfers

D K wrote:
jim785 wrote:
HK wrote:
Vic Smith wrote:
On Fri, 29 May 2009 08:18:16 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:

Had an afterthought. If you want to feel unsafe in even mildly
windy days, you should try driving the '65 VW bus.
If someone sneezes in a car beside you with an open window, you go
off the road.

Don't doubt that. Even the '64 bug I had was the diciest thing I ever
drove in the wind. A semi passing would move it a foot.

--Vic

After my MGA died when I worked at the KC Star, I bought a new Bug.
Might have been a 65. $1350 including FM radio. Anyway, the
assignment editor had me running to small towns in Missouri for the
sort of color feature stories the paper liked in those days. Lots of
two lane roads, lots of trucks coming the other way. Many a time I
thought the Bug was going to go into low earth orbit.

I can report, however, that it was possible to get laid in the back
seat of a VW. In Columbia, Missouri, in the parking lot of a dorm at
Christian College.

Where haven't you got laid? Does your landlady know what a slut you are?

Call her and ask her yourself. Need the number?
OK

Once in a lifetime for golfers

jim785 wrote:
D K wrote:
jim785 wrote:
HK wrote:
Vic Smith wrote:
On Fri, 29 May 2009 08:18:16 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:

Had an afterthought. If you want to feel unsafe in even mildly
windy days, you should try driving the '65 VW bus.
If someone sneezes in a car beside you with an open window, you go
off the road.

Don't doubt that. Even the '64 bug I had was the diciest thing I ever
drove in the wind. A semi passing would move it a foot.

--Vic

After my MGA died when I worked at the KC Star, I bought a new Bug.
Might have been a 65. $1350 including FM radio. Anyway, the
assignment editor had me running to small towns in Missouri for the
sort of color feature stories the paper liked in those days. Lots of
two lane roads, lots of trucks coming the other way. Many a time I
thought the Bug was going to go into low earth orbit.

I can report, however, that it was possible to get laid in the back
seat of a VW. In Columbia, Missouri, in the parking lot of a dorm at
Christian College.

Where haven't you got laid? Does your landlady know what a slut you are?

Call her and ask her yourself. Need the number?
OK

Send me an email. Drop the "2".