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[email protected] May 31st 09 08:15 PM

Florida Boating [NOT}
 
On May 31, 1:21*pm, jps wrote:
On Sat, 30 May 2009 20:41:27 -0400, D K
wrote:





Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq. wrote:
HK wrote:
Richard Casady wrote:
On Fri, 29 May 2009 18:12:41 -0400, John H
wrote:


You can't tell a book by its cover.


But, with HK giving you guidance, you'll never go wrong. He's truly
remarkable.


There is a group where 95% post under their real name, and have been
doing so for an average of about ten years. Discussions of politics
and religion are banned, as are acronyms not in most dictionaries.
FBI, CIA are OK for example. I once thought about useing a handle.
"Dances With Wolves" is taken, so I settled on "Sleeps With Kitties ".


Casady


Most of the real ****s in this newsgroup are scared to death of
posting with their real names, or even their real initials, because of
the crap they throw up here.


YOu don't post under your real name, and how do you know my initials are
not RPS?


WAFA isn't afraid of anything!


Harry Krause
2015 XXX Lane
XXX, Maryland 206XX
410 535-1XXX (voice)
202 365-0XXX (cell)


If he posts that **** again, the X's *might* disappear.


What a ****ing **** you are.

Low, ****ing ****.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Wow, a person with this vulgar trash accusing other's of being
"low".......

John H[_2_] May 31st 09 11:36 PM

Florida Boating [NOT}
 
On Sun, 31 May 2009 10:18:58 -0700, jps wrote:

On Sat, 30 May 2009 20:46:21 -0400, D K
wrote:

John H wrote:
On Sat, 30 May 2009 10:32:06 -0700, jps wrote:

On Sat, 30 May 2009 09:54:16 -0400, jim785 wrote:

HK wrote:
Richard Casady wrote:
On Fri, 29 May 2009 18:12:41 -0400, John H
wrote:

You can't tell a book by its cover.

But, with HK giving you guidance, you'll never go wrong. He's truly
remarkable.
There is a group where 95% post under their real name, and have been
doing so for an average of about ten years. Discussions of politics
and religion are banned, as are acronyms not in most dictionaries.
FBI, CIA are OK for example. I once thought about useing a handle.
"Dances With Wolves" is taken, so I settled on "Sleeps With Kitties ".

Casady

Most of the real ****s in this newsgroup are scared to death of posting
with their real names, or even their real initials, because of the crap
they throw up here.
But not you. You seem to be pretty proud of yourself. WAFA
Hey, dickbrain. How many handles do you need? I'll now be plonking
your third. Do you have more?

If l were he, I'd add a random number generator to my 'handle' just to
keep you on your toes.

Besides, he, unlike you and yours, writes decent stuff. Why filter
him? Cause he disagrees with you?
--
John H

That's their MO: If you can't debate, retreat and "ignore". We all know
that WAFA, at least, is incapable of that and reads everything.


DK writes decent stuff. What a joke. He follows his "enemies" around
stuffing his nose in their cyber asses. It's by far his favorite
activity here.

He's as putrid and festered as Herring the hemorrhoidal ass.


Learn to read along.

You are progressing well in the name-calling category. Soon you'll be
up with Harry.
--
John H

"The problem with Socialism is that you eventually run out of other people’s money." --Margaret Thatcher

D K[_4_] June 1st 09 12:51 AM

Florida Boating [NOT}
 
wrote:
On May 31, 1:21 pm, jps wrote:
On Sat, 30 May 2009 20:41:27 -0400, D K
wrote:





Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq. wrote:
HK wrote:
Richard Casady wrote:
On Fri, 29 May 2009 18:12:41 -0400, John H
wrote:
You can't tell a book by its cover.
But, with HK giving you guidance, you'll never go wrong. He's truly
remarkable.
There is a group where 95% post under their real name, and have been
doing so for an average of about ten years. Discussions of politics
and religion are banned, as are acronyms not in most dictionaries.
FBI, CIA are OK for example. I once thought about useing a handle.
"Dances With Wolves" is taken, so I settled on "Sleeps With Kitties ".
Casady
Most of the real ****s in this newsgroup are scared to death of
posting with their real names, or even their real initials, because of
the crap they throw up here.
YOu don't post under your real name, and how do you know my initials are
not RPS?
WAFA isn't afraid of anything!
Harry Krause
2015 XXX Lane
XXX, Maryland 206XX
410 535-1XXX (voice)
202 365-0XXX (cell)
If he posts that **** again, the X's *might* disappear.

What a ****ing **** you are.

Low, ****ing ****.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Wow, a person with this vulgar trash accusing other's of being
"low".......


He has his own issues. At least he shares a mental deficiency with
WAFA. How else would you explain his crap?

D K[_4_] June 1st 09 12:53 AM

Florida Boating [NOT}
 
jps wrote:
On Sat, 30 May 2009 20:41:27 -0400, D K
wrote:

Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq. wrote:
HK wrote:
Richard Casady wrote:
On Fri, 29 May 2009 18:12:41 -0400, John H
wrote:

You can't tell a book by its cover.

But, with HK giving you guidance, you'll never go wrong. He's truly
remarkable.
There is a group where 95% post under their real name, and have been
doing so for an average of about ten years. Discussions of politics
and religion are banned, as are acronyms not in most dictionaries.
FBI, CIA are OK for example. I once thought about useing a handle.
"Dances With Wolves" is taken, so I settled on "Sleeps With Kitties ".

Casady

Most of the real ****s in this newsgroup are scared to death of
posting with their real names, or even their real initials, because of
the crap they throw up here.
YOu don't post under your real name, and how do you know my initials are
not RPS?

WAFA isn't afraid of anything!

Harry Krause
2015 XXX Lane
XXX, Maryland 206XX
410 535-1XXX (voice)
202 365-0XXX (cell)

If he posts that **** again, the X's *might* disappear.


What a ****ing **** you are.

Low, ****ing ****.


So *you* are WAFA's new keeper? Better let dumb Don know. Let him down
easy. He's...dumb.

jps June 1st 09 04:13 AM

Florida Boating [NOT}
 
On Sun, 31 May 2009 19:53:13 -0400, D K
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Sat, 30 May 2009 20:41:27 -0400, D K
wrote:

Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq. wrote:
HK wrote:
Richard Casady wrote:
On Fri, 29 May 2009 18:12:41 -0400, John H
wrote:

You can't tell a book by its cover.

But, with HK giving you guidance, you'll never go wrong. He's truly
remarkable.
There is a group where 95% post under their real name, and have been
doing so for an average of about ten years. Discussions of politics
and religion are banned, as are acronyms not in most dictionaries.
FBI, CIA are OK for example. I once thought about useing a handle.
"Dances With Wolves" is taken, so I settled on "Sleeps With Kitties ".

Casady

Most of the real ****s in this newsgroup are scared to death of
posting with their real names, or even their real initials, because of
the crap they throw up here.
YOu don't post under your real name, and how do you know my initials are
not RPS?

WAFA isn't afraid of anything!

Harry Krause
2015 XXX Lane
XXX, Maryland 206XX
410 535-1XXX (voice)
202 365-0XXX (cell)

If he posts that **** again, the X's *might* disappear.


What a ****ing **** you are.

Low, ****ing ****.


So *you* are WAFA's new keeper? Better let dumb Don know. Let him down
easy. He's...dumb.


I'm no one's keeper but my family's.

I do recognize a low **** when I see one and you're the lowest.

Your father either beat you too hard or not enough.

Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.[_6_] June 1st 09 10:35 AM

Florida Boating [NOT}
 
jps wrote:


Harry Krause
2015 XXX Lane
XXX, Maryland 206XX
410 535-1XXX (voice)
202 365-0XXX (cell)

If he posts that **** again, the X's *might* disappear.
What a ****ing **** you are.

Low, ****ing ****.

So *you* are WAFA's new keeper? Better let dumb Don know. Let him down
easy. He's...dumb.


I'm no one's keeper but my family's.

I do recognize a low **** when I see one and you're the lowest.

Your father either beat you too hard or not enough.


JPS, you remind me of a middle school kid who just learned some
profanity and tries to make sure he includes the new words in every
sentence. I told me kids that if they used profanity too often, it
appears that one has a very limited vocabulary, and it completely
diminishes the effectiveness when one actually wants to use an expletive
to emphasize a point.

--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.

This Newsgroup post is a natural product. The slight variations in
spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in
no way are to be considered flaws or defects

jps June 1st 09 06:53 PM

Florida Boating [NOT}
 
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 05:35:54 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:


Harry Krause
2015 XXX Lane
XXX, Maryland 206XX
410 535-1XXX (voice)
202 365-0XXX (cell)

If he posts that **** again, the X's *might* disappear.
What a ****ing **** you are.

Low, ****ing ****.
So *you* are WAFA's new keeper? Better let dumb Don know. Let him down
easy. He's...dumb.


I'm no one's keeper but my family's.

I do recognize a low **** when I see one and you're the lowest.

Your father either beat you too hard or not enough.


JPS, you remind me of a middle school kid who just learned some
profanity and tries to make sure he includes the new words in every
sentence. I told me kids that if they used profanity too often, it
appears that one has a very limited vocabulary, and it completely
diminishes the effectiveness when one actually wants to use an expletive
to emphasize a point.


Everyone has his own style. Perhaps mine is just not your cup of tea.

Frankly, I don't care. I have nothing to gain or lose by moderating
my language in rec.boats.

HK June 1st 09 07:01 PM

Florida Boating [NOT}
 
jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 05:35:54 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:

Harry Krause
2015 XXX Lane
XXX, Maryland 206XX
410 535-1XXX (voice)
202 365-0XXX (cell)

If he posts that **** again, the X's *might* disappear.
What a ****ing **** you are.

Low, ****ing ****.
So *you* are WAFA's new keeper? Better let dumb Don know. Let him down
easy. He's...dumb.
I'm no one's keeper but my family's.

I do recognize a low **** when I see one and you're the lowest.

Your father either beat you too hard or not enough.

JPS, you remind me of a middle school kid who just learned some
profanity and tries to make sure he includes the new words in every
sentence. I told me kids that if they used profanity too often, it
appears that one has a very limited vocabulary, and it completely
diminishes the effectiveness when one actually wants to use an expletive
to emphasize a point.


Everyone has his own style. Perhaps mine is just not your cup of tea.

Frankly, I don't care. I have nothing to gain or lose by moderating
my language in rec.boats.



Very little in rec.boats is funnier than "Reggie" castigating others for
their behavior when he is the ranking snarky asshole here.


This is a classic line from "Reggie," by the way:

"I told me kids that if they used profanity too often, it
appears that one has a very limited vocabulary, and it completely
diminishes the effectiveness when one actually wants to use an expletive
to emphasize a point."

Reggie, apparently has not read much quality 20th Century English
language literature from, say, Joyce or Lawrence or Donleavy.

What a tool.

jps June 1st 09 07:24 PM

Florida Boating [NOT}
 
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:01:25 -0400, HK wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 05:35:54 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:

Harry Krause
2015 XXX Lane
XXX, Maryland 206XX
410 535-1XXX (voice)
202 365-0XXX (cell)

If he posts that **** again, the X's *might* disappear.
What a ****ing **** you are.

Low, ****ing ****.
So *you* are WAFA's new keeper? Better let dumb Don know. Let him down
easy. He's...dumb.
I'm no one's keeper but my family's.

I do recognize a low **** when I see one and you're the lowest.

Your father either beat you too hard or not enough.
JPS, you remind me of a middle school kid who just learned some
profanity and tries to make sure he includes the new words in every
sentence. I told me kids that if they used profanity too often, it
appears that one has a very limited vocabulary, and it completely
diminishes the effectiveness when one actually wants to use an expletive
to emphasize a point.


Everyone has his own style. Perhaps mine is just not your cup of tea.

Frankly, I don't care. I have nothing to gain or lose by moderating
my language in rec.boats.



Very little in rec.boats is funnier than "Reggie" castigating others for
their behavior when he is the ranking snarky asshole here.


This is a classic line from "Reggie," by the way:

"I told me kids that if they used profanity too often, it
appears that one has a very limited vocabulary, and it completely
diminishes the effectiveness when one actually wants to use an expletive
to emphasize a point."

Reggie, apparently has not read much quality 20th Century English
language literature from, say, Joyce or Lawrence or Donleavy.

What a tool.


He's a victim of middle class morals. The dog is trained in the same.

Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.[_6_] June 1st 09 07:44 PM

Florida Boating [NOT}
 
jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:01:25 -0400, HK wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 05:35:54 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:

Harry Krause
2015 XXX Lane
XXX, Maryland 206XX
410 535-1XXX (voice)
202 365-0XXX (cell)

If he posts that **** again, the X's *might* disappear.
What a ****ing **** you are.

Low, ****ing ****.
So *you* are WAFA's new keeper? Better let dumb Don know. Let him down
easy. He's...dumb.
I'm no one's keeper but my family's.

I do recognize a low **** when I see one and you're the lowest.

Your father either beat you too hard or not enough.
JPS, you remind me of a middle school kid who just learned some
profanity and tries to make sure he includes the new words in every
sentence. I told me kids that if they used profanity too often, it
appears that one has a very limited vocabulary, and it completely
diminishes the effectiveness when one actually wants to use an expletive
to emphasize a point.
Everyone has his own style. Perhaps mine is just not your cup of tea.

Frankly, I don't care. I have nothing to gain or lose by moderating
my language in rec.boats.


Very little in rec.boats is funnier than "Reggie" castigating others for
their behavior when he is the ranking snarky asshole here.


This is a classic line from "Reggie," by the way:

"I told me kids that if they used profanity too often, it
appears that one has a very limited vocabulary, and it completely
diminishes the effectiveness when one actually wants to use an expletive
to emphasize a point."

Reggie, apparently has not read much quality 20th Century English
language literature from, say, Joyce or Lawrence or Donleavy.

What a tool.


He's a victim of middle class morals. The dog is trained in the same.


I have no problems with profanity, it just sounds childish when you use
it in every sentence. Trust me, you calling everyone a **** does
nothing to help your case, and that includes **** lappers, **** ****ers,
**** lickers etc. Now you can insert the word "dick" where "****:" used
to be and you will find you are no more effective. Now, if it makes
you feel good, and provides you with a a sense of moral outrage, than it
is the right word to use. I thought you repetitive babble in here was
to try to convenience those on the fence that your outrage was correct.
If all you say is "**** You", "you are nothing more than a useless
piece of **** etc", it doesn't matter if you have middle class, low
class or upper class morals, NO ONE will consider your post as anything
more than a loud noise. That is all Harry is interested in, and he
has stated that many times. I just was hoping that you might be
someone who express your beliefs and would actually change spmeons
opinion on an issue.

Well I guess you are not, so all I have to say is "You swine. You vulgar
little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet
you couldn't pour **** out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You
are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer
than be seen with you.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little
worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a
cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a
revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared
richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into
this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned
by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed
themselfs in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species
as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very
thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid
you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a
fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to
impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop
will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it
more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive
its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to
fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame
of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of
your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid,
nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an
ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you.
You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land
that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important
statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What
fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted
tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat,
spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living
emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a
disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are
deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of
wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You
are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow
wherever you go.

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted
boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry ****head cockup
pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You
dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are
degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you
exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid.
Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond
the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are
trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that
even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no
intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on
Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire
galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll.
Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some
primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure
essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond
the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an
epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again
for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant
questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of
the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped
away most of your of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really
say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful.
I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of
babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have
learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success.
True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take
for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we
sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who
find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your
case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been
"right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best
of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing
such a demand on you."

Now I feel much better.


--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.

This Newsgroup post is a natural product. The slight variations in
spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in
no way are to be considered flaws or defects

jps June 1st 09 08:08 PM

Florida Boating [NOT}
 
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:44:00 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:


He's a victim of middle class morals. The dog is trained in the same.


I have no problems with profanity, it just sounds childish when you use
it in every sentence. Trust me, you calling everyone a **** does
nothing to help your case...


I've called one person a **** and deservedly so.

Now, let's get back to the point. Is your dog trained in middle class
morals as I've speculated?

Zombie of Woodstock June 1st 09 09:01 PM

Florida Boating [NOT}
 
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:44:00 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are
deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of
wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You
are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow
wherever you go.


Minor league stuff - when you want to move up to the majors, let me
know.

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted
boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry ****head cockup
pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You
dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.


Sadly, I understood every single word of that. :)

Kind of makes me long for the days of Gharlane of Eddore, Deacon,
James Boe, Huntress, Compass Wrong, Blue Avatar, xxxgoddessxxx, Rat
Face, Right Way Corrigan and the other greats of the early days of
Usenet. Flames that were nicely composed and edited, true works of art
that never used curse words, but instead, cut, filleted and were
extremely exacting in their effectiveness.

Good times man, good times. :)

jps June 1st 09 10:05 PM

Florida Boating [NOT}
 
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 16:01:13 -0400, Zombie of Woodstock
wrote:

On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:44:00 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are
deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of
wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You
are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow
wherever you go.


Minor league stuff - when you want to move up to the majors, let me
know.

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted
boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry ****head cockup
pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You
dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.


Sadly, I understood every single word of that. :)

Kind of makes me long for the days of Gharlane of Eddore, Deacon,
James Boe, Huntress, Compass Wrong, Blue Avatar, xxxgoddessxxx, Rat
Face, Right Way Corrigan and the other greats of the early days of
Usenet. Flames that were nicely composed and edited, true works of art
that never used curse words, but instead, cut, filleted and were
extremely exacting in their effectiveness.

Good times man, good times. :)


Clearly stolen by Ruggie but lacking attribution.

jps June 1st 09 10:44 PM

Florida Boating [NOT}
 
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:05:01 -0700, jps wrote:


Clearly stolen by Ruggie but lacking attribution.


THE INSULT FILE VERSION 6.12
for the latest version of this file,
go to [ HTTP://WWW.GUYMACON.COM/INSULT/ ]

Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.[_6_] June 1st 09 11:24 PM

Florida Boating [NOT}
 
jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 16:01:13 -0400, Zombie of Woodstock
wrote:

On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:44:00 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are
deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of
wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You
are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow
wherever you go.

Minor league stuff - when you want to move up to the majors, let me
know.

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted
boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry ****head cockup
pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You
dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

Sadly, I understood every single word of that. :)

Kind of makes me long for the days of Gharlane of Eddore, Deacon,
James Boe, Huntress, Compass Wrong, Blue Avatar, xxxgoddessxxx, Rat
Face, Right Way Corrigan and the other greats of the early days of
Usenet. Flames that were nicely composed and edited, true works of art
that never used curse words, but instead, cut, filleted and were
extremely exacting in their effectiveness.

Good times man, good times. :)


Clearly stolen by Ruggie but lacking attribution.


I did put quotes around the creative insult, but forgot to stick in the
link. With all of the English slang, no one would ever think it was
written by an American.

--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.

This Newsgroup post is a natural product. The slight variations in
spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in
no way are to be considered flaws or defects

Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.[_6_] June 1st 09 11:27 PM

Florida Boating [NOT}
 
jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:44:00 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:


He's a victim of middle class morals. The dog is trained in the same.

I have no problems with profanity, it just sounds childish when you use
it in every sentence. Trust me, you calling everyone a **** does
nothing to help your case...


I've called one person a **** and deservedly so.

Now, let's get back to the point. Is your dog trained in middle class
morals as I've speculated?


First of all, it is dogs, and neither one of them are middle class. My
dogs are not plebeian, strictly upper crust morals for those mongrels.

--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.

This Newsgroup post is a natural product. The slight variations in
spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in
no way are to be considered flaws or defects

Zombie of Woodstock June 2nd 09 12:11 AM

Florida Boating [NOT}
 
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:27:16 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:44:00 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:


He's a victim of middle class morals. The dog is trained in the same.
I have no problems with profanity, it just sounds childish when you use
it in every sentence. Trust me, you calling everyone a **** does
nothing to help your case...


I've called one person a **** and deservedly so.

Now, let's get back to the point. Is your dog trained in middle class
morals as I've speculated?


First of all, it is dogs, and neither one of them are middle class. My
dogs are not plebeian, strictly upper crust morals for those mongrels.


Speaking of dogs, this afternoon one of the local guys who breeds
Doberman's invited me to look over his new brood of pups - he's got a
couple that are "odd man out" - color is a little off and one is a
runt.

Now that I'm without a doggie around the house, I'm seriously thinking
of the runt - maybe the other odd ball to keep her company.

I have to practice my speech to Mrs. Wave when she gets home. :)

I love Dobermans.

Zombie of Woodstock June 2nd 09 12:17 AM

Florida Boating [NOT}
 
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:24:28 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 16:01:13 -0400, Zombie of Woodstock
wrote:

On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:44:00 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are
deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of
wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You
are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow
wherever you go.

Minor league stuff - when you want to move up to the majors, let me
know.

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted
boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry ****head cockup
pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You
dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

Sadly, I understood every single word of that. :)

Kind of makes me long for the days of Gharlane of Eddore, Deacon,
James Boe, Huntress, Compass Wrong, Blue Avatar, xxxgoddessxxx, Rat
Face, Right Way Corrigan and the other greats of the early days of
Usenet. Flames that were nicely composed and edited, true works of art
that never used curse words, but instead, cut, filleted and were
extremely exacting in their effectiveness.

Good times man, good times. :)


Clearly stolen by Ruggie but lacking attribution.


I did put quotes around the creative insult, but forgot to stick in the
link. With all of the English slang, no one would ever think it was
written by an American.


HAH!! Two of those I mentioned were authors - real honest-to-pete
authors - of books.

Mostly mass market romance and lesbian bodice rippers - yes, there is
a genre called lesbian bodice rippers. :)

Whats funny is that online they hated each other - offline they were
good friends, used the same literary agent and publisher (I think they
even shared an editor), their kids went to the same school and they
met once a week to help edit each other's material and collobrate on
some screen plays for TV crime shows.

jps June 2nd 09 12:22 AM

Florida Boating [NOT}
 
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:11:19 -0400, Zombie of Woodstock
wrote:

On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:27:16 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:44:00 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:

He's a victim of middle class morals. The dog is trained in the same.
I have no problems with profanity, it just sounds childish when you use
it in every sentence. Trust me, you calling everyone a **** does
nothing to help your case...

I've called one person a **** and deservedly so.

Now, let's get back to the point. Is your dog trained in middle class
morals as I've speculated?


First of all, it is dogs, and neither one of them are middle class. My
dogs are not plebeian, strictly upper crust morals for those mongrels.


Speaking of dogs, this afternoon one of the local guys who breeds
Doberman's invited me to look over his new brood of pups - he's got a
couple that are "odd man out" - color is a little off and one is a
runt.

Now that I'm without a doggie around the house, I'm seriously thinking
of the runt - maybe the other odd ball to keep her company.

I have to practice my speech to Mrs. Wave when she gets home. :)

I love Dobermans.


They're great for scaring the **** out of little kids and visitors.

They don't go off like pit bulls but they do go off.

BAR[_2_] June 2nd 09 12:39 AM

Florida Boating [NOT}
 
Zombie of Woodstock wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:27:16 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:44:00 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:
He's a victim of middle class morals. The dog is trained in the same.
I have no problems with profanity, it just sounds childish when you use
it in every sentence. Trust me, you calling everyone a **** does
nothing to help your case...
I've called one person a **** and deservedly so.

Now, let's get back to the point. Is your dog trained in middle class
morals as I've speculated?

First of all, it is dogs, and neither one of them are middle class. My
dogs are not plebeian, strictly upper crust morals for those mongrels.


Speaking of dogs, this afternoon one of the local guys who breeds
Doberman's invited me to look over his new brood of pups - he's got a
couple that are "odd man out" - color is a little off and one is a
runt.

Now that I'm without a doggie around the house, I'm seriously thinking
of the runt - maybe the other odd ball to keep her company.

I have to practice my speech to Mrs. Wave when she gets home. :)

I love Dobermans.


Just tell here that you had to take the other one because if you took
just one she would be lonely. Aren't they cute?

Zombie of Woodstock June 2nd 09 12:41 AM

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On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 16:22:32 -0700, jps wrote:

On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:11:19 -0400, Zombie of Woodstock
wrote:

On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:27:16 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:44:00 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:

He's a victim of middle class morals. The dog is trained in the same.
I have no problems with profanity, it just sounds childish when you use
it in every sentence. Trust me, you calling everyone a **** does
nothing to help your case...

I've called one person a **** and deservedly so.

Now, let's get back to the point. Is your dog trained in middle class
morals as I've speculated?

First of all, it is dogs, and neither one of them are middle class. My
dogs are not plebeian, strictly upper crust morals for those mongrels.


Speaking of dogs, this afternoon one of the local guys who breeds
Doberman's invited me to look over his new brood of pups - he's got a
couple that are "odd man out" - color is a little off and one is a
runt.

Now that I'm without a doggie around the house, I'm seriously thinking
of the runt - maybe the other odd ball to keep her company.

I have to practice my speech to Mrs. Wave when she gets home. :)

I love Dobermans.


They're great for scaring the **** out of little kids and visitors.


Nah - properly trained, they are just like any other dog.

They don't go off like pit bulls but they do go off.


Piffle - again, properly trained, no dog "goes off".

I released a pit bull a month or so ago that I was fostering that came
out of a dog fighting operation in Rhode Island. Eight months old when
I got him. He trained up really nice once I got it through his head
that cats are not food, nor are rabbits and birds. :)

He had a great nose - trained up very nice and is now working for the
Border Patrol as a drug dog. I spoke to his handler two weeks ago and
he said that Roger is one of the best dogs he's worked with.

Another success. :)

Damn I'm good.

Zombie of Woodstock June 2nd 09 12:53 AM

Florida Boating [NOT}
 
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:39:35 -0400, BAR wrote:

Zombie of Woodstock wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:27:16 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:44:00 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:
He's a victim of middle class morals. The dog is trained in the same.
I have no problems with profanity, it just sounds childish when you use
it in every sentence. Trust me, you calling everyone a **** does
nothing to help your case...
I've called one person a **** and deservedly so.

Now, let's get back to the point. Is your dog trained in middle class
morals as I've speculated?
First of all, it is dogs, and neither one of them are middle class. My
dogs are not plebeian, strictly upper crust morals for those mongrels.


Speaking of dogs, this afternoon one of the local guys who breeds
Doberman's invited me to look over his new brood of pups - he's got a
couple that are "odd man out" - color is a little off and one is a
runt.

Now that I'm without a doggie around the house, I'm seriously thinking
of the runt - maybe the other odd ball to keep her company.

I have to practice my speech to Mrs. Wave when she gets home. :)

I love Dobermans.


Just tell here that you had to take the other one because if you took
just one she would be lonely. Aren't they cute?


Um...that's an old one - used it so many times it's a little frayed
around the edges. :)

This is going to have to be a very unique argument on my part - she's
had her heart set on a teacup Yorkie for a long time and she's been
dropping major hints about it for the past month or so.

I hate small dogs. :)

And before you say it, no - no, no, no - as in no - I'm not having a
teacup Yorkie around the house. Besides the fact that's it's small,
I'm a putz and I can just see me drop kicking the poor thing across
the room from time to time or stepping on it making it into a very
flat Yorkie. :)

D K[_4_] June 2nd 09 12:59 AM

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jps wrote:
On Sun, 31 May 2009 19:53:13 -0400, D K
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Sat, 30 May 2009 20:41:27 -0400, D K
wrote:

Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq. wrote:
HK wrote:
Richard Casady wrote:
On Fri, 29 May 2009 18:12:41 -0400, John H
wrote:

You can't tell a book by its cover.

But, with HK giving you guidance, you'll never go wrong. He's truly
remarkable.
There is a group where 95% post under their real name, and have been
doing so for an average of about ten years. Discussions of politics
and religion are banned, as are acronyms not in most dictionaries.
FBI, CIA are OK for example. I once thought about useing a handle.
"Dances With Wolves" is taken, so I settled on "Sleeps With Kitties ".

Casady
Most of the real ****s in this newsgroup are scared to death of
posting with their real names, or even their real initials, because of
the crap they throw up here.
YOu don't post under your real name, and how do you know my initials are
not RPS?

WAFA isn't afraid of anything!

Harry Krause
2015 XXX Lane
XXX, Maryland 206XX
410 535-1XXX (voice)
202 365-0XXX (cell)

If he posts that **** again, the X's *might* disappear.
What a ****ing **** you are.

Low, ****ing ****.

So *you* are WAFA's new keeper? Better let dumb Don know. Let him down
easy. He's...dumb.


I'm no one's keeper but my family's.

I do recognize a low **** when I see one and you're the lowest.

Your father either beat you too hard or not enough.


Yeah, that's probably it, moron.

D K[_4_] June 2nd 09 01:03 AM

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jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:05:01 -0700, jps wrote:


Clearly stolen by Ruggie but lacking attribution.


THE INSULT FILE VERSION 6.12
for the latest version of this file,
go to [ HTTP://WWW.GUYMACON.COM/INSULT/ ]


Wow. You spent over a half hour of your pathetic life to find that?

Carry on, bozo...

jps June 2nd 09 01:07 AM

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On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:41:40 -0400, Zombie of Woodstock
wrote:


They're great for scaring the **** out of little kids and visitors.


Nah - properly trained, they are just like any other dog.


Until they go off.

They don't go off like pit bulls but they do go off.


Piffle - again, properly trained, no dog "goes off".


Bull****. There's thousands of dogs who's owners have done a
fantastic job of training. If something happens where they think
their owner is threatened, even if not, they'll go off.

Dobermanns are high strung and very loyal.

Excellent companion for the Nazi recruit.

jps June 2nd 09 01:14 AM

Florida Boating [NOT}
 
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:03:34 -0400, D K
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:05:01 -0700, jps wrote:


Clearly stolen by Ruggie but lacking attribution.


THE INSULT FILE VERSION 6.12
for the latest version of this file,
go to [ HTTP://WWW.GUYMACON.COM/INSULT/ ]


Wow. You spent over a half hour of your pathetic life to find that?

Carry on, bozo...


Hey, the ****ing **** is home from work everybody!

How did the **** hauling go today? Big takings?

HK June 2nd 09 01:17 AM

Florida Boating [NOT}
 
jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:03:34 -0400, D K
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:05:01 -0700, jps wrote:


Clearly stolen by Ruggie but lacking attribution.
THE INSULT FILE VERSION 6.12
for the latest version of this file,
go to [ HTTP://WWW.GUYMACON.COM/INSULT/ ]

Wow. You spent over a half hour of your pathetic life to find that?

Carry on, bozo...


Hey, the ****ing **** is home from work everybody!

How did the **** hauling go today? Big takings?



Are you the designated responder to Freddy Krueger's brother?

jps June 2nd 09 01:17 AM

Florida Boating [NOT}
 
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:59:06 -0400, D K
wrote:


I do recognize a low **** when I see one and you're the lowest.

Your father either beat you too hard or not enough.


Yeah, that's probably it, moron.


Nuzzle your nose right between my cheeks while I blow you silly ****.

Zombie of Woodstock June 2nd 09 01:34 AM

Florida Boating [NOT}
 
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 17:07:45 -0700, jps wrote:

On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:41:40 -0400, Zombie of Woodstock
wrote:


They're great for scaring the **** out of little kids and visitors.


Nah - properly trained, they are just like any other dog.


Until they go off.

They don't go off like pit bulls but they do go off.


Piffle - again, properly trained, no dog "goes off".


Bull****. There's thousands of dogs who's owners have done a
fantastic job of training. If something happens where they think
their owner is threatened, even if not, they'll go off.

Dobermanns are high strung and very loyal.

Excellent companion for the Nazi recruit.


I should have known better knowing your prejudices.

Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.[_6_] June 2nd 09 02:17 AM

Florida Boating [NOT}
 
Zombie of Woodstock wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 16:22:32 -0700, jps wrote:

On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:11:19 -0400, Zombie of Woodstock
wrote:

On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:27:16 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:44:00 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:
He's a victim of middle class morals. The dog is trained in the same.
I have no problems with profanity, it just sounds childish when you use
it in every sentence. Trust me, you calling everyone a **** does
nothing to help your case...
I've called one person a **** and deservedly so.

Now, let's get back to the point. Is your dog trained in middle class
morals as I've speculated?
First of all, it is dogs, and neither one of them are middle class. My
dogs are not plebeian, strictly upper crust morals for those mongrels.
Speaking of dogs, this afternoon one of the local guys who breeds
Doberman's invited me to look over his new brood of pups - he's got a
couple that are "odd man out" - color is a little off and one is a
runt.

Now that I'm without a doggie around the house, I'm seriously thinking
of the runt - maybe the other odd ball to keep her company.

I have to practice my speech to Mrs. Wave when she gets home. :)

I love Dobermans.

They're great for scaring the **** out of little kids and visitors.


Nah - properly trained, they are just like any other dog.

They don't go off like pit bulls but they do go off.


Piffle - again, properly trained, no dog "goes off".

I released a pit bull a month or so ago that I was fostering that came
out of a dog fighting operation in Rhode Island. Eight months old when
I got him. He trained up really nice once I got it through his head
that cats are not food, nor are rabbits and birds. :)

He had a great nose - trained up very nice and is now working for the
Border Patrol as a drug dog. I spoke to his handler two weeks ago and
he said that Roger is one of the best dogs he's worked with.

Another success. :)

Damn I'm good.


I have a tendency to agree with you that there is not such thing as a
bad dog, just bad owners, but I have found out that Chow's, even Chow
Mixes have to be watched closely when in a new environment or around new
dogs or people. They are very leery and unpredictable around any thing
new. Once I learned that, I now know how to handle her when she meets
new dogs or people.

All of the Pit Bulls I have known have a had the temperament of Petey.
Prior to WWII, they were the number one breed in the US, and there were
not known as an aggressive breed.

As far as Doberman being more aggressive than other dogs, the CDC agrees
with your position. According to the CDC, the most important factors
contributing to dog bites are related to the level of responsibility
exercised by dog owners.

--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.

This Newsgroup post is a natural product. The slight variations in
spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in
no way are to be considered flaws or defects

Wizard of Woodstock June 2nd 09 02:51 AM

Florida Boating [NOT}
 
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 21:17:03 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

Zombie of Woodstock wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 16:22:32 -0700, jps wrote:

On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:11:19 -0400, Zombie of Woodstock
wrote:

On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:27:16 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:44:00 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:
He's a victim of middle class morals. The dog is trained in the same.
I have no problems with profanity, it just sounds childish when you use
it in every sentence. Trust me, you calling everyone a **** does
nothing to help your case...
I've called one person a **** and deservedly so.

Now, let's get back to the point. Is your dog trained in middle class
morals as I've speculated?
First of all, it is dogs, and neither one of them are middle class. My
dogs are not plebeian, strictly upper crust morals for those mongrels.
Speaking of dogs, this afternoon one of the local guys who breeds
Doberman's invited me to look over his new brood of pups - he's got a
couple that are "odd man out" - color is a little off and one is a
runt.

Now that I'm without a doggie around the house, I'm seriously thinking
of the runt - maybe the other odd ball to keep her company.

I have to practice my speech to Mrs. Wave when she gets home. :)

I love Dobermans.
They're great for scaring the **** out of little kids and visitors.


Nah - properly trained, they are just like any other dog.

They don't go off like pit bulls but they do go off.


Piffle - again, properly trained, no dog "goes off".

I released a pit bull a month or so ago that I was fostering that came
out of a dog fighting operation in Rhode Island. Eight months old when
I got him. He trained up really nice once I got it through his head
that cats are not food, nor are rabbits and birds. :)

He had a great nose - trained up very nice and is now working for the
Border Patrol as a drug dog. I spoke to his handler two weeks ago and
he said that Roger is one of the best dogs he's worked with.

Another success. :)

Damn I'm good.


I have a tendency to agree with you that there is not such thing as a
bad dog, just bad owners, but I have found out that Chow's, even Chow
Mixes have to be watched closely when in a new environment or around new
dogs or people. They are very leery and unpredictable around any thing
new. Once I learned that, I now know how to handle her when she meets
new dogs or people.

All of the Pit Bulls I have known have a had the temperament of Petey.
Prior to WWII, they were the number one breed in the US, and there were
not known as an aggressive breed.

As far as Doberman being more aggressive than other dogs, the CDC agrees
with your position. According to the CDC, the most important factors
contributing to dog bites are related to the level of responsibility
exercised by dog owners.


Damn straight.

The only dog I've ever had a problem with training wise was a Perro de
Presa Canario aka Presa Canario - that was an epic battle of wills
I'll tell you what. Talk about a dog that wants to be dominant -
wowzers. It didn't take me long to straighten that out as far as I
was concerned, but to others, jeepers you had to watch him every
single second and keep him under control at all times. The only dog I
ever worked with that I couldn't let off the leash.

The folks who eventually took him were very familiar with the breed
and own a cattle stock yard - perfect situation for the dog and he
worked well with them so it was a wash, but man, I'll never get
involved in a rescue of a Preso again. Never.

BAR[_2_] June 2nd 09 04:08 AM

Florida Boating [NOT}
 
Zombie of Woodstock wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:39:35 -0400, BAR wrote:

Zombie of Woodstock wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:27:16 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:44:00 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:
He's a victim of middle class morals. The dog is trained in the same.
I have no problems with profanity, it just sounds childish when you use
it in every sentence. Trust me, you calling everyone a **** does
nothing to help your case...
I've called one person a **** and deservedly so.

Now, let's get back to the point. Is your dog trained in middle class
morals as I've speculated?
First of all, it is dogs, and neither one of them are middle class. My
dogs are not plebeian, strictly upper crust morals for those mongrels.
Speaking of dogs, this afternoon one of the local guys who breeds
Doberman's invited me to look over his new brood of pups - he's got a
couple that are "odd man out" - color is a little off and one is a
runt.

Now that I'm without a doggie around the house, I'm seriously thinking
of the runt - maybe the other odd ball to keep her company.

I have to practice my speech to Mrs. Wave when she gets home. :)

I love Dobermans.

Just tell here that you had to take the other one because if you took
just one she would be lonely. Aren't they cute?


Um...that's an old one - used it so many times it's a little frayed
around the edges. :)

This is going to have to be a very unique argument on my part - she's
had her heart set on a teacup Yorkie for a long time and she's been
dropping major hints about it for the past month or so.

I hate small dogs. :)

And before you say it, no - no, no, no - as in no - I'm not having a
teacup Yorkie around the house. Besides the fact that's it's small,
I'm a putz and I can just see me drop kicking the poor thing across
the room from time to time or stepping on it making it into a very
flat Yorkie. :)


My grandfather, a 1927 graduate of the Parris Island boys club, finally
succumbed to his wife's wishes and got a couple of toy poodles. It was
cute seeing a 7 lb dog in his lap and him actually carrying on a
conversation with the dog. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

BAR[_2_] June 2nd 09 04:13 AM

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jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:41:40 -0400, Zombie of Woodstock
wrote:


They're great for scaring the **** out of little kids and visitors.

Nah - properly trained, they are just like any other dog.


Until they go off.
They don't go off like pit bulls but they do go off.

Piffle - again, properly trained, no dog "goes off".


Bull****. There's thousands of dogs who's owners have done a
fantastic job of training. If something happens where they think
their owner is threatened, even if not, they'll go off.

Dobermanns are high strung and very loyal.

Excellent companion for the Nazi recruit.


What is your opinion of a cross between a German Sheppard Dog and a coyote?

I am asking just for the enjoyment of reading your un-informed answer.


jps June 2nd 09 08:20 AM

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On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:17:04 -0400, HK wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:03:34 -0400, D K
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:05:01 -0700, jps wrote:


Clearly stolen by Ruggie but lacking attribution.
THE INSULT FILE VERSION 6.12
for the latest version of this file,
go to [ HTTP://WWW.GUYMACON.COM/INSULT/ ]
Wow. You spent over a half hour of your pathetic life to find that?

Carry on, bozo...


Hey, the ****ing **** is home from work everybody!

How did the **** hauling go today? Big takings?



Are you the designated responder to Freddy Krueger's brother?


Is that his name, Krueger?

[email protected] June 2nd 09 01:03 PM

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On Jun 1, 8:17*pm, jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:59:06 -0400, D K
wrote:

I do recognize a low **** when I see one and you're the lowest.


Your father either beat you too hard or not enough.


Yeah, that's probably it, moron.


Nuzzle your nose right between my cheeks while I blow you silly ****.


Damn you are a low life.

Wizard of Woodstock June 2nd 09 07:37 PM

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On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 23:08:32 -0400, BAR wrote:

Zombie of Woodstock wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:39:35 -0400, BAR wrote:

Zombie of Woodstock wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:27:16 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:44:00 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:
He's a victim of middle class morals. The dog is trained in the same.
I have no problems with profanity, it just sounds childish when you use
it in every sentence. Trust me, you calling everyone a **** does
nothing to help your case...
I've called one person a **** and deservedly so.

Now, let's get back to the point. Is your dog trained in middle class
morals as I've speculated?
First of all, it is dogs, and neither one of them are middle class. My
dogs are not plebeian, strictly upper crust morals for those mongrels.
Speaking of dogs, this afternoon one of the local guys who breeds
Doberman's invited me to look over his new brood of pups - he's got a
couple that are "odd man out" - color is a little off and one is a
runt.

Now that I'm without a doggie around the house, I'm seriously thinking
of the runt - maybe the other odd ball to keep her company.

I have to practice my speech to Mrs. Wave when she gets home. :)

I love Dobermans.
Just tell here that you had to take the other one because if you took
just one she would be lonely. Aren't they cute?


Um...that's an old one - used it so many times it's a little frayed
around the edges. :)

This is going to have to be a very unique argument on my part - she's
had her heart set on a teacup Yorkie for a long time and she's been
dropping major hints about it for the past month or so.

I hate small dogs. :)

And before you say it, no - no, no, no - as in no - I'm not having a
teacup Yorkie around the house. Besides the fact that's it's small,
I'm a putz and I can just see me drop kicking the poor thing across
the room from time to time or stepping on it making it into a very
flat Yorkie. :)


My grandfather, a 1927 graduate of the Parris Island boys club, finally
succumbed to his wife's wishes and got a couple of toy poodles. It was
cute seeing a 7 lb dog in his lap and him actually carrying on a
conversation with the dog. Not that there is anything wrong with that.


This is one Jarhead that ain't gonna have no lap dog, I'll tell you
what.

Don White June 2nd 09 07:43 PM

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"jps" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:17:04 -0400, HK wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:03:34 -0400, D K
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:05:01 -0700, jps wrote:


Clearly stolen by Ruggie but lacking attribution.
THE INSULT FILE VERSION 6.12
for the latest version of this file,
go to [ HTTP://WWW.GUYMACON.COM/INSULT/ ]
Wow. You spent over a half hour of your pathetic life to find that?

Carry on, bozo...

Hey, the ****ing **** is home from work everybody!

How did the **** hauling go today? Big takings?



Are you the designated responder to Freddy Krueger's brother?


Is that his name, Krueger?


That's his name and haunting/stalking decent folk is his game.



D K[_4_] June 3rd 09 12:43 AM

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jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:59:06 -0400, D K
wrote:


I do recognize a low **** when I see one and you're the lowest.

Your father either beat you too hard or not enough.

Yeah, that's probably it, moron.


Nuzzle your nose right between my cheeks while I blow you silly ****.


WTF?

D K[_4_] June 3rd 09 12:45 AM

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Don White wrote:
"jps" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:17:04 -0400, HK wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:03:34 -0400, D K
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:05:01 -0700, jps wrote:


Clearly stolen by Ruggie but lacking attribution.
THE INSULT FILE VERSION 6.12
for the latest version of this file,
go to [ HTTP://WWW.GUYMACON.COM/INSULT/ ]
Wow. You spent over a half hour of your pathetic life to find that?

Carry on, bozo...
Hey, the ****ing **** is home from work everybody!

How did the **** hauling go today? Big takings?

Are you the designated responder to Freddy Krueger's brother?

Is that his name, Krueger?


That's his name and haunting/stalking decent folk is his game.



I bet you giggled like your drunken boy when you hit send on that one,
dummy.

jps June 3rd 09 01:36 AM

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On Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:45:03 -0400, D K
wrote:

Don White wrote:
"jps" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:17:04 -0400, HK wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:03:34 -0400, D K
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:05:01 -0700, jps wrote:


Clearly stolen by Ruggie but lacking attribution.
THE INSULT FILE VERSION 6.12
for the latest version of this file,
go to [ HTTP://WWW.GUYMACON.COM/INSULT/ ]
Wow. You spent over a half hour of your pathetic life to find that?

Carry on, bozo...
Hey, the ****ing **** is home from work everybody!

How did the **** hauling go today? Big takings?

Are you the designated responder to Freddy Krueger's brother?
Is that his name, Krueger?


That's his name and haunting/stalking decent folk is his game.



I bet you giggled like your drunken boy when you hit send on that one,
dummy.


He has a long history of conflict where ever he visits. A real peach.


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