HK wrote:
Richard Casady wrote:
On Wed, 13 May 2009 12:07:02 -0400, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

I can walk on water?

I know a guy who can stand on water. He skiis barefoot.

Casady

When I first learned to waterski, I could ski on my butt, without skis.

Yes, but look at the size of your butt.

--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.

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