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GC Boater March 27th 09 04:41 AM

A Very Adventuresome Fellow
 
Hey Krausie, Old Timer. Why don't you fill in the details for the
rest of us who don't have quite the adventuresome resume:

you ever sailed from San Francisco to Hawaii? I have.
Have you ever rounded Cape Horn? I have, twice.
Have you ever transited the Panama Canal? I have.
Have you owned more than 20 boats in your lifetime? I have.
Have you ever sailed large boats competitively? I have.
Have you ever been hundreds of miles from land in a powerboat
under your command? I have.

[email protected] March 27th 09 12:30 PM

A Very Adventuresome Fellow
 
On Mar 27, 12:41*am, GC Boater wrote:
Hey Krausie, Old Timer. *Why don't you fill in the details for the
rest of us who don't have quite the adventuresome resume:

you ever sailed from San Francisco to Hawaii? I have.
*Have you ever rounded Cape Horn? I have, twice.
*Have you ever transited the Panama Canal? I have.
*Have you owned more than 20 boats in your lifetime? I have.
*Have you ever sailed large boats competitively? I have.
*Have you ever been hundreds of miles from land in a powerboat
under your command? I have.


Another **** post from a Dwarf Army Grunt...... Go back to Rainbow
Country, asswipe.

GC Boater March 27th 09 02:42 PM

A Very Adventuresome Fellow
 
On Mar 27, 7:30*am, wrote:
On Mar 27, 12:41*am, GC Boater wrote:

Hey Krausie, Old Timer. *Why don't you fill in the details for the
rest of us who don't have quite the adventuresome resume:


you ever sailed from San Francisco to Hawaii? I have.
*Have you ever rounded Cape Horn? I have, twice.
*Have you ever transited the Panama Canal? I have.
*Have you owned more than 20 boats in your lifetime? I have.
*Have you ever sailed large boats competitively? I have.
*Have you ever been hundreds of miles from land in a powerboat
under your command? I have.


Another **** post from a Dwarf Army Grunt...... Go back to Rainbow
Country, asswipe.


Well, Good morning, Slam Bam. How in the world are you this fine
morning? I do hope everything is great in your neck of the woods. By
the way, do you believe that the Reverend Harry Krause is a truthful
person?

GC Boater March 27th 09 10:38 PM

A Very Adventuresome Fellow
 
On Mar 27, 9:42*am, GC Boater wrote:
On Mar 27, 7:30*am, wrote:

On Mar 27, 12:41*am, GC Boater wrote:


Hey Krausie, Old Timer. *Why don't you fill in the details for the
rest of us who don't have quite the adventuresome resume:


you ever sailed from San Francisco to Hawaii? I have.
*Have you ever rounded Cape Horn? I have, twice.
*Have you ever transited the Panama Canal? I have.
*Have you owned more than 20 boats in your lifetime? I have.
*Have you ever sailed large boats competitively? I have.
*Have you ever been hundreds of miles from land in a powerboat
under your command? I have.


Another **** post from a Dwarf Army Grunt...... Go back to Rainbow
Country, asswipe.


Well, Good morning, Slam Bam. *How in the world are you this fine
morning? *I do hope everything is great in your neck of the woods. *By
the way, do you believe that the Reverend Harry Krause is a truthful
person?


Hey Slam Bam, cat got your tongue?

[email protected] March 28th 09 03:34 AM

A Very Adventuresome Fellow
 
On Mar 27, 6:38*pm, GC Boater wrote:
On Mar 27, 9:42*am, GC Boater wrote:



On Mar 27, 7:30*am, wrote:


On Mar 27, 12:41*am, GC Boater wrote:


Hey Krausie, Old Timer. *Why don't you fill in the details for the
rest of us who don't have quite the adventuresome resume:


you ever sailed from San Francisco to Hawaii? I have.
*Have you ever rounded Cape Horn? I have, twice.
*Have you ever transited the Panama Canal? I have.
*Have you owned more than 20 boats in your lifetime? I have.
*Have you ever sailed large boats competitively? I have.
*Have you ever been hundreds of miles from land in a powerboat
under your command? I have.


Another **** post from a Dwarf Army Grunt...... Go back to Rainbow
Country, asswipe.


Well, Good morning, Slam Bam. *How in the world are you this fine
morning? *I do hope everything is great in your neck of the woods. *By
the way, do you believe that the Reverend Harry Krause is a truthful
person?


Hey Slam Bam, cat got your tongue?


Gee... I had things to do today...sorry I couldn't reply as fast as
you would, sitting there behind your desk waiting....
I didn't know Harry was a " Man Of The Cloth". You should've said "
Right Reverend ".

GC Boater March 28th 09 05:28 AM

A Very Adventuresome Fellow
 
On Mar 27, 10:34*pm, wrote:
On Mar 27, 6:38*pm, GC Boater wrote:





On Mar 27, 9:42*am, GC Boater wrote:


On Mar 27, 7:30*am, wrote:


On Mar 27, 12:41*am, GC Boater wrote:


Hey Krausie, Old Timer. *Why don't you fill in the details for the
rest of us who don't have quite the adventuresome resume:


you ever sailed from San Francisco to Hawaii? I have.
*Have you ever rounded Cape Horn? I have, twice.
*Have you ever transited the Panama Canal? I have.
*Have you owned more than 20 boats in your lifetime? I have.
*Have you ever sailed large boats competitively? I have.
*Have you ever been hundreds of miles from land in a powerboat
under your command? I have.


Another **** post from a Dwarf Army Grunt...... Go back to Rainbow
Country, asswipe.


Well, Good morning, Slam Bam. *How in the world are you this fine
morning? *I do hope everything is great in your neck of the woods. *By
the way, do you believe that the Reverend Harry Krause is a truthful
person?


Hey Slam Bam, cat got your tongue?


Gee... I had things to do today...sorry I couldn't reply as fast as
you would, sitting there behind your desk waiting....
I didn't know Harry was a " Man Of The Cloth". You should've said "
Right Reverend ".- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Hey Slam Bam, you didn't know? How could you not know that Harry was
senior Rabbi of the largest, most prestigeous Temple in Maryland. He
received awards, letters and commendations from every US President
since John Quincey Adams. His salary was the largest in the State of
Maryland, and the congreation furnished him a new Caddalac every
year. But alas, it all came to an abrupt end. There were unconfirmed
reports of hugh amounts of money missing from the temple treasury.
But who knows. I've read that NPD and kleptomania are sometimes found
presenting in the same person. But now, lets be charitable and just
say he, at this point in his life is being managed by his talented
wife. I understand that improvement comes in small steps.

Anyway, take care Slam Bam and if you see said subject on the street,
please resist the urge to run over him.

[email protected] March 28th 09 07:34 PM

A Very Adventuresome Fellow
 
On Mar 28, 1:28*am, GC Boater wrote:
On Mar 27, 10:34*pm, wrote:



On Mar 27, 6:38*pm, GC Boater wrote:


On Mar 27, 9:42*am, GC Boater wrote:


On Mar 27, 7:30*am, wrote:


On Mar 27, 12:41*am, GC Boater wrote:


Hey Krausie, Old Timer. *Why don't you fill in the details for the
rest of us who don't have quite the adventuresome resume:


you ever sailed from San Francisco to Hawaii? I have.
*Have you ever rounded Cape Horn? I have, twice.
*Have you ever transited the Panama Canal? I have.
*Have you owned more than 20 boats in your lifetime? I have.
*Have you ever sailed large boats competitively? I have.
*Have you ever been hundreds of miles from land in a powerboat
under your command? I have.


Another **** post from a Dwarf Army Grunt...... Go back to Rainbow
Country, asswipe.


Well, Good morning, Slam Bam. *How in the world are you this fine
morning? *I do hope everything is great in your neck of the woods.. *By
the way, do you believe that the Reverend Harry Krause is a truthful
person?


Hey Slam Bam, cat got your tongue?


Gee... I had things to do today...sorry I couldn't reply as fast as
you would, sitting there behind your desk waiting....
I didn't know Harry was a " Man Of The Cloth". You should've said "
Right Reverend ".- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Hey Slam Bam, you didn't know? *How could you not know that Harry was
senior Rabbi of the largest, most prestigeous Temple in Maryland. *He
received awards, letters and commendations from every US President
since John Quincey Adams. *His salary was the largest in the State of
Maryland, and the congreation furnished him a new Caddalac every
year. *But alas, it all came to an abrupt end. *There were unconfirmed
reports of hugh amounts of money missing from the temple treasury.
But who knows. *I've read that NPD and kleptomania are sometimes found
presenting in the same person. *But now, lets be charitable and just
say he, at this point in his life is being managed by his talented
wife. *I understand that improvement comes in small steps.

Anyway, take care Slam Bam and if you see said subject on the street,
please resist the urge to run over him.


Well, if I had a wife that earned more than I did, I'd sit at home
too. I don't care how much Harry earns, how much he spends, etc, etc.
I'm not really religious, but if I saw Reverend H on the street,
I'd head with him to the nearest Pub, and buy him a drink. If he
refused, I'd have both drinks. I'm VERY positive the conversation
would evolve beyond my intelectual capacity, and knowledge.
Something you couldn't muster in you entire wasted lifetime.

[email protected] March 29th 09 03:48 PM

A Very Adventuresome Fellow
 
On Mar 28, 3:34*pm, wrote:
On Mar 28, 1:28*am, GC Boater wrote:





On Mar 27, 10:34*pm, wrote:


On Mar 27, 6:38*pm, GC Boater wrote:


On Mar 27, 9:42*am, GC Boater wrote:


On Mar 27, 7:30*am, wrote:


On Mar 27, 12:41*am, GC Boater wrote:


Hey Krausie, Old Timer. *Why don't you fill in the details for the
rest of us who don't have quite the adventuresome resume:


you ever sailed from San Francisco to Hawaii? I have.
*Have you ever rounded Cape Horn? I have, twice.
*Have you ever transited the Panama Canal? I have.
*Have you owned more than 20 boats in your lifetime? I have..
*Have you ever sailed large boats competitively? I have.
*Have you ever been hundreds of miles from land in a powerboat
under your command? I have.


Another **** post from a Dwarf Army Grunt...... Go back to Rainbow
Country, asswipe.


Well, Good morning, Slam Bam. *How in the world are you this fine
morning? *I do hope everything is great in your neck of the woods. *By
the way, do you believe that the Reverend Harry Krause is a truthful
person?


Hey Slam Bam, cat got your tongue?


Gee... I had things to do today...sorry I couldn't reply as fast as
you would, sitting there behind your desk waiting....
I didn't know Harry was a " Man Of The Cloth". You should've said "
Right Reverend ".- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Hey Slam Bam, you didn't know? *How could you not know that Harry was
senior Rabbi of the largest, most prestigeous Temple in Maryland. *He
received awards, letters and commendations from every US President
since John Quincey Adams. *His salary was the largest in the State of
Maryland, and the congreation furnished him a new Caddalac every
year. *But alas, it all came to an abrupt end. *There were unconfirmed
reports of hugh amounts of money missing from the temple treasury.
But who knows. *I've read that NPD and kleptomania are sometimes found
presenting in the same person. *But now, lets be charitable and just
say he, at this point in his life is being managed by his talented
wife. *I understand that improvement comes in small steps.


Anyway, take care Slam Bam and if you see said subject on the street,
please resist the urge to run over him.


* * Well, if I had a wife that earned more than I did, I'd sit at home
too. I don't care how much Harry earns, how much he spends, etc, etc.
* * I'm not really religious, but if I saw Reverend H on the street,
I'd head with him to the nearest Pub, and buy him a drink. If he
refused, I'd have both drinks. I'm VERY positive the conversation
would evolve beyond my intelectual capacity, and knowledge.
Something you couldn't muster in you entire wasted lifetime.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Do you believe Harry's stories, such as his father making a trans-
Atlantic trip in a runabout and getting a fireboat welcome in NYC for
it? Or his rounding the horn twice? Or that he has a degree in
mechanical engineering? Or that he attended Yale?

HK March 29th 09 04:03 PM

A Very Adventuresome Fellow
 
wrote:

Well, if I had a wife that earned more than I did, I'd sit at home
too. I don't care how much Harry earns, how much he spends, etc, etc.
I'm not really religious, but if I saw Reverend H on the street,
I'd head with him to the nearest Pub, and buy him a drink. If he
refused, I'd have both drinks. I'm VERY positive the conversation
would evolve beyond my intelectual capacity, and knowledge.
Something you couldn't muster in you entire wasted lifetime.


GC Boater must be off his forced breathing device - now he thinks I am
Jewish? Is he still living off the earnings of his seeeeeeessster?


Sit at home and do nothing? I'm not John Herring. Besides, my annual
earnings are still higher than my wife's.


GC Boater March 29th 09 06:30 PM

A Very Adventuresome Fellow
 
On Mar 29, 10:03*am, HK wrote:
wrote:
* * Well, if I had a wife that earned more than I did, I'd sit at home
too. I don't care how much Harry earns, how much he spends, etc, etc.
* * I'm not really religious, but if I saw Reverend H on the street,
I'd head with him to the nearest Pub, and buy him a drink. If he
refused, I'd have both drinks. I'm VERY positive the conversation
would evolve beyond my intelectual capacity, and knowledge.
Something you couldn't muster in you entire wasted lifetime.


GC Boater must be off his forced breathing device - now he thinks I am
Jewish? Is he still living off the earnings of his seeeeeeessster?

Sit at home and do nothing? I'm not John Herring. Besides, my annual
earnings are still higher than my wife's.


Sure thing, Krausie. I'm confident writing jingles is very
lucrative. By the way, why is the house in your wife's name?

D K[_3_] March 29th 09 11:54 PM

A Very Adventuresome Fellow
 
GC Boater wrote:
On Mar 29, 10:03 am, HK wrote:
wrote:
Well, if I had a wife that earned more than I did, I'd sit at home
too. I don't care how much Harry earns, how much he spends, etc, etc.
I'm not really religious, but if I saw Reverend H on the street,
I'd head with him to the nearest Pub, and buy him a drink. If he
refused, I'd have both drinks. I'm VERY positive the conversation
would evolve beyond my intelectual capacity, and knowledge.
Something you couldn't muster in you entire wasted lifetime.

GC Boater must be off his forced breathing device - now he thinks I am
Jewish? Is he still living off the earnings of his seeeeeeessster?

Sit at home and do nothing? I'm not John Herring. Besides, my annual
earnings are still higher than my wife's.


Sure thing, Krausie. I'm confident writing jingles is very
lucrative. By the way, why is the house in your wife's name?


His wife "Karen" who doesn't share his last name?

More of WAFA's BS.

GC Boater March 30th 09 01:14 AM

A Very Adventuresome Fellow
 
On Mar 29, 5:54*pm, D K wrote:
GC Boater wrote:
On Mar 29, 10:03 am, HK wrote:
wrote:
* * Well, if I had a wife that earned more than I did, I'd sit at home
too. I don't care how much Harry earns, how much he spends, etc, etc.
* * I'm not really religious, but if I saw Reverend H on the street,
I'd head with him to the nearest Pub, and buy him a drink. If he
refused, I'd have both drinks. I'm VERY positive the conversation
would evolve beyond my intelectual capacity, and knowledge.
Something you couldn't muster in you entire wasted lifetime.
GC Boater must be off his forced breathing device - now he thinks I am
Jewish? Is he still living off the earnings of his seeeeeeessster?


Sit at home and do nothing? I'm not John Herring. Besides, my annual
earnings are still higher than my wife's.


Sure thing, Krausie. *I'm confident writing jingles is very
lucrative. *By the way, why is the house in your wife's name?


His wife "Karen" who doesn't share his last name?

More of WAFA's BS.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Yes! He's a real Sweetiepie.

GC Boater March 30th 09 03:45 AM

A Very Adventuresome Fellow
 
On Mar 29, 5:54*pm, D K wrote:
GC Boater wrote:
On Mar 29, 10:03 am, HK wrote:
wrote:
* * Well, if I had a wife that earned more than I did, I'd sit at home
too. I don't care how much Harry earns, how much he spends, etc, etc.
* * I'm not really religious, but if I saw Reverend H on the street,
I'd head with him to the nearest Pub, and buy him a drink. If he
refused, I'd have both drinks. I'm VERY positive the conversation
would evolve beyond my intelectual capacity, and knowledge.
Something you couldn't muster in you entire wasted lifetime.
GC Boater must be off his forced breathing device - now he thinks I am
Jewish? Is he still living off the earnings of his seeeeeeessster?


Sit at home and do nothing? I'm not John Herring. Besides, my annual
earnings are still higher than my wife's.


Sure thing, Krausie. *I'm confident writing jingles is very
lucrative. *By the way, why is the house in your wife's name?


His wife "Karen" who doesn't share his last name?

More of WAFA's BS.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


And then there was that really funny **** up by Krausie. After
several rants about not shopping at Walmart, he bought a computer
peripheral.

He was so proud of it and he posted a photo of it to this newsgroup.
But he inadvertently left the Walmart sticker on the machine which
clearly showed up in the photo.

The spinning after that by Krausie was hilarious!

D K[_3_] March 31st 09 01:34 AM

A Very Adventuresome Fellow
 
GC Boater wrote:
On Mar 29, 5:54 pm, D K wrote:
GC Boater wrote:
On Mar 29, 10:03 am, HK wrote:
wrote:
Well, if I had a wife that earned more than I did, I'd sit at home
too. I don't care how much Harry earns, how much he spends, etc, etc.
I'm not really religious, but if I saw Reverend H on the street,
I'd head with him to the nearest Pub, and buy him a drink. If he
refused, I'd have both drinks. I'm VERY positive the conversation
would evolve beyond my intelectual capacity, and knowledge.
Something you couldn't muster in you entire wasted lifetime.
GC Boater must be off his forced breathing device - now he thinks I am
Jewish? Is he still living off the earnings of his seeeeeeessster?
Sit at home and do nothing? I'm not John Herring. Besides, my annual
earnings are still higher than my wife's.
Sure thing, Krausie. I'm confident writing jingles is very
lucrative. By the way, why is the house in your wife's name?

His wife "Karen" who doesn't share his last name?

More of WAFA's BS.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


And then there was that really funny **** up by Krausie. After
several rants about not shopping at Walmart, he bought a computer
peripheral.

He was so proud of it and he posted a photo of it to this newsgroup.
But he inadvertently left the Walmart sticker on the machine which
clearly showed up in the photo.

The spinning after that by Krausie was hilarious!


Yup. I was here to enjoy that lie.

D K[_3_] March 31st 09 01:35 AM

A Very Adventuresome Fellow
 
GC Boater wrote:
On Mar 29, 5:54 pm, D K wrote:
GC Boater wrote:
On Mar 29, 10:03 am, HK wrote:
wrote:
Well, if I had a wife that earned more than I did, I'd sit at home
too. I don't care how much Harry earns, how much he spends, etc, etc.
I'm not really religious, but if I saw Reverend H on the street,
I'd head with him to the nearest Pub, and buy him a drink. If he
refused, I'd have both drinks. I'm VERY positive the conversation
would evolve beyond my intelectual capacity, and knowledge.
Something you couldn't muster in you entire wasted lifetime.
GC Boater must be off his forced breathing device - now he thinks I am
Jewish? Is he still living off the earnings of his seeeeeeessster?
Sit at home and do nothing? I'm not John Herring. Besides, my annual
earnings are still higher than my wife's.
Sure thing, Krausie. I'm confident writing jingles is very
lucrative. By the way, why is the house in your wife's name?

His wife "Karen" who doesn't share his last name?

More of WAFA's BS.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


And then there was that really funny **** up by Krausie. After
several rants about not shopping at Walmart, he bought a computer
peripheral.

He was so proud of it and he posted a photo of it to this newsgroup.
But he inadvertently left the Walmart sticker on the machine which
clearly showed up in the photo.

The spinning after that by Krausie was hilarious!


Damn, I forgot. He was showing off his $700 office chair at the time.


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