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HK March 20th 09 10:15 AM

U.S. sub, surface ship collide...
 
A US Navy submarine and an American amphibious ship have collided in the
Strait of Hormuz.

The stretch of water is between Iran and the Arabian peninsula.

According to the navy's Bahrain-based 5th Fleet, the USS Hartford
submarine was submerged before the crash.

Fifteen soldiers aboard the Hartford were slightly injured but able to
return to duty.

No injuries were reported on the amphibious ship, the USS New Orleans.

But the ship suffered a ruptured fuel tank, which resulted in an oil
spill of approximately 25,000 gallons of diesel.

The damage to both vessels is still being evaluated.

Both ships are currently operating under their own power. The crash is
currently under investigation.

The Navy said both ships were on regularly scheduled deployments to the
region and conducting security operations.

Officials said the collision happened about 1am local time.

- - -


"And this is the forward-looking sonar, the instrument that lets you
know if there is a submerged sub in the water ahead of you..."

Maybe our naval ships would be better "captained" by ferry boat
operators, who are usually sharp enough to pay attention to where they
are going.

HK March 20th 09 12:56 PM

U.S. sub, surface ship collide...
 
Eisboch wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
m...
Eisboch wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
m...


Maybe our naval ships would be better "captained" by ferry boat
operators, who are usually sharp enough to pay attention to where
they are going.

Idiot.

Eisboch



Are you maintaining that naval warships steam about blindly, and that
there are not instruments on the bridge that detect other ships,
whether surface or subsurface?



Nope. I am maintaining that the comment you made sounds like one of an
idiot.

Eisboch



What rationalization would you offer up for two U.S. warships smacking
into each other? I attributed it to asleep at the wheel.

Eisboch[_4_] March 20th 09 02:21 PM

U.S. sub, surface ship collide...
 

"HK" wrote in message
m...


Maybe our naval ships would be better "captained" by ferry boat operators,
who are usually sharp enough to pay attention to where they are going.


Idiot.

Eisboch


Don White March 20th 09 02:23 PM

U.S. sub, surface ship collide...
 

"HK" wrote in message
m...
A US Navy submarine and an American amphibious ship have collided in the
Strait of Hormuz.

The stretch of water is between Iran and the Arabian peninsula.

According to the navy's Bahrain-based 5th Fleet, the USS Hartford
submarine was submerged before the crash.

Fifteen soldiers aboard the Hartford were slightly injured but able to
return to duty.

No injuries were reported on the amphibious ship, the USS New Orleans.

But the ship suffered a ruptured fuel tank, which resulted in an oil spill
of approximately 25,000 gallons of diesel.

The damage to both vessels is still being evaluated.

Both ships are currently operating under their own power. The crash is
currently under investigation.

The Navy said both ships were on regularly scheduled deployments to the
region and conducting security operations.

Officials said the collision happened about 1am local time.

- - -


"And this is the forward-looking sonar, the instrument that lets you know
if there is a submerged sub in the water ahead of you..."

Maybe our naval ships would be better "captained" by ferry boat operators,
who are usually sharp enough to pay attention to where they are going.


Was Flatulent Jim back on active duty?



[email protected] March 20th 09 03:07 PM

U.S. sub, surface ship collide...
 
On Mar 20, 10:21*am, "Eisboch" wrote:
"HK" wrote in message

m...



Maybe our naval ships would be better "captained" by ferry boat operators,
who are usually sharp enough to pay attention to where they are going.


Idiot.

Eisboch


Indeed, that has to be one of the dumbest statements I've ever heard
an alleged grown man utter. In certainly shed light on just how much
he really DOES know about blue water boating!!!

John H[_2_] March 20th 09 03:57 PM

U.S. sub, surface ship collide...
 
On Fri, 20 Mar 2009 11:23:54 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:


"HK" wrote in message
om...
A US Navy submarine and an American amphibious ship have collided in the
Strait of Hormuz.

The stretch of water is between Iran and the Arabian peninsula.

According to the navy's Bahrain-based 5th Fleet, the USS Hartford
submarine was submerged before the crash.

Fifteen soldiers aboard the Hartford were slightly injured but able to
return to duty.

No injuries were reported on the amphibious ship, the USS New Orleans.

But the ship suffered a ruptured fuel tank, which resulted in an oil spill
of approximately 25,000 gallons of diesel.

The damage to both vessels is still being evaluated.

Both ships are currently operating under their own power. The crash is
currently under investigation.

The Navy said both ships were on regularly scheduled deployments to the
region and conducting security operations.

Officials said the collision happened about 1am local time.

- - -


"And this is the forward-looking sonar, the instrument that lets you know
if there is a submerged sub in the water ahead of you..."

Maybe our naval ships would be better "captained" by ferry boat operators,
who are usually sharp enough to pay attention to where they are going.


Was Flatulent Jim back on active duty?


More 'independent thinking', Don?

HK March 20th 09 04:29 PM

U.S. sub, surface ship collide...
 
Eisboch wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
m...


Maybe our naval ships would be better "captained" by ferry boat
operators, who are usually sharp enough to pay attention to where they
are going.


Idiot.

Eisboch



Are you maintaining that naval warships steam about blindly, and that
there are not instruments on the bridge that detect other ships, whether
surface or subsurface?

Eisboch[_4_] March 20th 09 04:44 PM

U.S. sub, surface ship collide...
 

"HK" wrote in message
m...
Eisboch wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
m...


Maybe our naval ships would be better "captained" by ferry boat
operators, who are usually sharp enough to pay attention to where they
are going.


Idiot.

Eisboch



Are you maintaining that naval warships steam about blindly, and that
there are not instruments on the bridge that detect other ships, whether
surface or subsurface?



Nope. I am maintaining that the comment you made sounds like one of an
idiot.

Eisboch


HK March 20th 09 04:59 PM

U.S. sub, surface ship collide...
 
JR North wrote:
Dunno. Here in Puget Sound, we once had a ferry captain run his ferry
agound. Turned out, two comely females in skimpy garb were in the
pilothouse with him at the time.

I can only imagine what was going on at the moment of impact.

"Oh, Captain! How about I run THIS up your mast!"

JR


Works for me. Are their wimmins on subs?

Don White March 20th 09 05:24 PM

U.S. sub, surface ship collide...
 

"John H" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 20 Mar 2009 11:23:54 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:


"HK" wrote in message
news:LcydneMYyaBxOV7UnZ2dnUVZ_ryWnZ2d@earthlink. com...
A US Navy submarine and an American amphibious ship have collided in the
Strait of Hormuz.

The stretch of water is between Iran and the Arabian peninsula.

According to the navy's Bahrain-based 5th Fleet, the USS Hartford
submarine was submerged before the crash.

Fifteen soldiers aboard the Hartford were slightly injured but able to
return to duty.

No injuries were reported on the amphibious ship, the USS New Orleans.

But the ship suffered a ruptured fuel tank, which resulted in an oil
spill
of approximately 25,000 gallons of diesel.

The damage to both vessels is still being evaluated.

Both ships are currently operating under their own power. The crash is
currently under investigation.

The Navy said both ships were on regularly scheduled deployments to the
region and conducting security operations.

Officials said the collision happened about 1am local time.

- - -


"And this is the forward-looking sonar, the instrument that lets you
know
if there is a submerged sub in the water ahead of you..."

Maybe our naval ships would be better "captained" by ferry boat
operators,
who are usually sharp enough to pay attention to where they are going.


Was Flatulent Jim back on active duty?


More 'independent thinking', Don?


Well .....please warn me if you ever go back on active duty.
I'll stock up with provisions and board myself up in the basement.



John H[_2_] March 20th 09 05:29 PM

U.S. sub, surface ship collide...
 
On Fri, 20 Mar 2009 08:56:34 -0400, HK wrote:

Eisboch wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
m...
Eisboch wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
m...


Maybe our naval ships would be better "captained" by ferry boat
operators, who are usually sharp enough to pay attention to where
they are going.

Idiot.

Eisboch


Are you maintaining that naval warships steam about blindly, and that
there are not instruments on the bridge that detect other ships,
whether surface or subsurface?



Nope. I am maintaining that the comment you made sounds like one of an
idiot.

Eisboch



What rationalization would you offer up for two U.S. warships smacking
into each other? I attributed it to asleep at the wheel.


Conversing with an idiot is, well, idiotic.

HK March 20th 09 05:29 PM

U.S. sub, surface ship collide...
 
Don White wrote:
"John H" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 20 Mar 2009 11:23:54 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
m...
A US Navy submarine and an American amphibious ship have collided in the
Strait of Hormuz.

The stretch of water is between Iran and the Arabian peninsula.

According to the navy's Bahrain-based 5th Fleet, the USS Hartford
submarine was submerged before the crash.

Fifteen soldiers aboard the Hartford were slightly injured but able to
return to duty.

No injuries were reported on the amphibious ship, the USS New Orleans.

But the ship suffered a ruptured fuel tank, which resulted in an oil
spill
of approximately 25,000 gallons of diesel.

The damage to both vessels is still being evaluated.

Both ships are currently operating under their own power. The crash is
currently under investigation.

The Navy said both ships were on regularly scheduled deployments to the
region and conducting security operations.

Officials said the collision happened about 1am local time.

- - -


"And this is the forward-looking sonar, the instrument that lets you
know
if there is a submerged sub in the water ahead of you..."

Maybe our naval ships would be better "captained" by ferry boat
operators,
who are usually sharp enough to pay attention to where they are going.
Was Flatulent Jim back on active duty?

More 'independent thinking', Don?


Well .....please warn me if you ever go back on active duty.
I'll stock up with provisions and board myself up in the basement.



Fortunately, there is little chance of Herring being recalled unless...

1. The United States wants to lose another war...or...

2. The army needs a fragging dummy.



Fragging, in case the term never made it north, was a word used to
describe the deliberate shooting by U.S. troops in Vietnam of their
incompetent ossifers.

[email protected] March 20th 09 05:51 PM

U.S. sub, surface ship collide...
 
On Mar 20, 1:24*pm, "Don White" wrote:
"John H" wrote in message

...





On Fri, 20 Mar 2009 11:23:54 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:


"HK" wrote in message
news:LcydneMYyaBxOV7UnZ2dnUVZ_ryWnZ2d@earthlink. com...
A US Navy submarine and an American amphibious ship have collided in the
Strait of Hormuz.


The stretch of water is between Iran and the Arabian peninsula.


According to the navy's Bahrain-based 5th Fleet, the USS Hartford
submarine was submerged before the crash.


Fifteen soldiers aboard the Hartford were slightly injured but able to
return to duty.


No injuries were reported on the amphibious ship, the USS New Orleans..


But the ship suffered a ruptured fuel tank, which resulted in an oil
spill
of approximately 25,000 gallons of diesel.


The damage to both vessels is still being evaluated.


Both ships are currently operating under their own power. The crash is
currently under investigation.


The Navy said both ships were on regularly scheduled deployments to the
region and conducting security operations.


Officials said the collision happened about 1am local time.


- - -


"And this is the forward-looking sonar, the instrument that lets you
know
if there is a submerged sub in the water ahead of you..."


Maybe our naval ships would be better "captained" by ferry boat
operators,
who are usually sharp enough to pay attention to where they are going..


Was Flatulent Jim back on active duty?


More 'independent thinking', Don?


Well .....please warn me if you ever go back on active duty.
I'll stock up with provisions and board myself up in the basement.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Your son will get you out in a heartbeat. He'll need more beer soon.

[email protected] March 20th 09 05:53 PM

U.S. sub, surface ship collide...
 
On Mar 20, 12:44*pm, "Eisboch" wrote:
"HK" wrote in message

m...





Eisboch wrote:


"HK" wrote in message
news:LcydneMYyaBxOV7UnZ2dnUVZ_ryWnZ2d@earthlink. com...


Maybe our naval ships would be better "captained" by ferry boat
operators, who are usually sharp enough to pay attention to where they
are going.


Idiot.


Eisboch


Are you maintaining that naval warships steam about blindly, and that
there are not instruments on the bridge that detect other ships, whether
surface or subsurface?


Nope. * I am maintaining that the comment you made sounds like one of an
idiot.

Eisboch- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Again, you're right. He doesn't know anything. I take it the idiot
hasn't read up on current stealth technologies.

JR North March 20th 09 08:45 PM

U.S. sub, surface ship collide...
 
Dunno. Here in Puget Sound, we once had a ferry captain run his ferry
agound. Turned out, two comely females in skimpy garb were in the
pilothouse with him at the time.

I can only imagine what was going on at the moment of impact.

"Oh, Captain! How about I run THIS up your mast!"

JR

HK wrote:
A US Navy submarine and an American amphibious ship have collided in the
Strait of Hormuz.

The stretch of water is between Iran and the Arabian peninsula.

According to the navy's Bahrain-based 5th Fleet, the USS Hartford
submarine was submerged before the crash.

Fifteen soldiers aboard the Hartford were slightly injured but able to
return to duty.

No injuries were reported on the amphibious ship, the USS New Orleans.

But the ship suffered a ruptured fuel tank, which resulted in an oil
spill of approximately 25,000 gallons of diesel.

The damage to both vessels is still being evaluated.

Both ships are currently operating under their own power. The crash is
currently under investigation.

The Navy said both ships were on regularly scheduled deployments to the
region and conducting security operations.

Officials said the collision happened about 1am local time.

- - -


"And this is the forward-looking sonar, the instrument that lets you
know if there is a submerged sub in the water ahead of you..."

Maybe our naval ships would be better "captained" by ferry boat
operators, who are usually sharp enough to pay attention to where they
are going.


--
--------------------------------------------------------------
Home Page: http://www.seanet.com/~jasonrnorth

Don White March 20th 09 08:55 PM

U.S. sub, surface ship collide...
 

wrote in message
...
On Mar 20, 1:24 pm, "Don White" wrote:
"John H" wrote in message

...





On Fri, 20 Mar 2009 11:23:54 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:


"HK" wrote in message
news:LcydneMYyaBxOV7UnZ2dnUVZ_ryWnZ2d@earthlink. com...
A US Navy submarine and an American amphibious ship have collided in
the
Strait of Hormuz.


The stretch of water is between Iran and the Arabian peninsula.


According to the navy's Bahrain-based 5th Fleet, the USS Hartford
submarine was submerged before the crash.


Fifteen soldiers aboard the Hartford were slightly injured but able to
return to duty.


No injuries were reported on the amphibious ship, the USS New Orleans.


But the ship suffered a ruptured fuel tank, which resulted in an oil
spill
of approximately 25,000 gallons of diesel.


The damage to both vessels is still being evaluated.


Both ships are currently operating under their own power. The crash is
currently under investigation.


The Navy said both ships were on regularly scheduled deployments to
the
region and conducting security operations.


Officials said the collision happened about 1am local time.


- - -


"And this is the forward-looking sonar, the instrument that lets you
know
if there is a submerged sub in the water ahead of you..."


Maybe our naval ships would be better "captained" by ferry boat
operators,
who are usually sharp enough to pay attention to where they are going.


Was Flatulent Jim back on active duty?


More 'independent thinking', Don?


Well .....please warn me if you ever go back on active duty.
I'll stock up with provisions and board myself up in the basement.- Hide
quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Your son will get you out in a heartbeat. He'll need more beer soon.

************************************************** ************

Why do you keep bringing my son into this?
I don't drone on about you breaking your kids arms.



DK March 21st 09 12:38 AM

U.S. sub, surface ship collide...
 
Don White wrote:
wrote in message
...
On Mar 20, 1:24 pm, "Don White" wrote:
"John H" wrote in message

...





On Fri, 20 Mar 2009 11:23:54 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
m...
A US Navy submarine and an American amphibious ship have collided in
the
Strait of Hormuz.
The stretch of water is between Iran and the Arabian peninsula.
According to the navy's Bahrain-based 5th Fleet, the USS Hartford
submarine was submerged before the crash.
Fifteen soldiers aboard the Hartford were slightly injured but able to
return to duty.
No injuries were reported on the amphibious ship, the USS New Orleans.
But the ship suffered a ruptured fuel tank, which resulted in an oil
spill
of approximately 25,000 gallons of diesel.
The damage to both vessels is still being evaluated.
Both ships are currently operating under their own power. The crash is
currently under investigation.
The Navy said both ships were on regularly scheduled deployments to
the
region and conducting security operations.
Officials said the collision happened about 1am local time.
- - -
"And this is the forward-looking sonar, the instrument that lets you
know
if there is a submerged sub in the water ahead of you..."
Maybe our naval ships would be better "captained" by ferry boat
operators,
who are usually sharp enough to pay attention to where they are going.
Was Flatulent Jim back on active duty?
More 'independent thinking', Don?

Well .....please warn me if you ever go back on active duty.
I'll stock up with provisions and board myself up in the basement.- Hide
quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Your son will get you out in a heartbeat. He'll need more beer soon.

************************************************** ************

Why do you keep bringing my son into this?
I don't drone on about you breaking your kids arms.



YOU brought your "lazy" son into discussions here, dummy. Are you
stupid *and* forgetful?

GC Boater March 21st 09 03:03 AM

U.S. sub, surface ship collide...
 
On Mar 20, 12:24*pm, "Don White" wrote:
"John H" wrote in message

...





On Fri, 20 Mar 2009 11:23:54 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:


"HK" wrote in message
news:LcydneMYyaBxOV7UnZ2dnUVZ_ryWnZ2d@earthlink. com...
A US Navy submarine and an American amphibious ship have collided in the
Strait of Hormuz.


The stretch of water is between Iran and the Arabian peninsula.


According to the navy's Bahrain-based 5th Fleet, the USS Hartford
submarine was submerged before the crash.


Fifteen soldiers aboard the Hartford were slightly injured but able to
return to duty.


No injuries were reported on the amphibious ship, the USS New Orleans..


But the ship suffered a ruptured fuel tank, which resulted in an oil
spill
of approximately 25,000 gallons of diesel.


The damage to both vessels is still being evaluated.


Both ships are currently operating under their own power. The crash is
currently under investigation.


The Navy said both ships were on regularly scheduled deployments to the
region and conducting security operations.


Officials said the collision happened about 1am local time.


- - -


"And this is the forward-looking sonar, the instrument that lets you
know
if there is a submerged sub in the water ahead of you..."


Maybe our naval ships would be better "captained" by ferry boat
operators,
who are usually sharp enough to pay attention to where they are going..


Was Flatulent Jim back on active duty?


More 'independent thinking', Don?


Well .....please warn me if you ever go back on active duty.
I'll stock up with provisions and board myself up in the basement.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Why don't you just do that anyway?

[email protected] March 21st 09 03:26 PM

U.S. sub, surface ship collide...
 
On Mar 20, 4:55*pm, "Don White" wrote:
wrote in message

...
On Mar 20, 1:24 pm, "Don White" wrote:





"John H" wrote in message


.. .


On Fri, 20 Mar 2009 11:23:54 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:


"HK" wrote in message
news:LcydneMYyaBxOV7UnZ2dnUVZ_ryWnZ2d@earthlink. com...
A US Navy submarine and an American amphibious ship have collided in
the
Strait of Hormuz.


The stretch of water is between Iran and the Arabian peninsula.


According to the navy's Bahrain-based 5th Fleet, the USS Hartford
submarine was submerged before the crash.


Fifteen soldiers aboard the Hartford were slightly injured but able to
return to duty.


No injuries were reported on the amphibious ship, the USS New Orleans.


But the ship suffered a ruptured fuel tank, which resulted in an oil
spill
of approximately 25,000 gallons of diesel.


The damage to both vessels is still being evaluated.


Both ships are currently operating under their own power. The crash is
currently under investigation.


The Navy said both ships were on regularly scheduled deployments to
the
region and conducting security operations.


Officials said the collision happened about 1am local time.


- - -


"And this is the forward-looking sonar, the instrument that lets you
know
if there is a submerged sub in the water ahead of you..."


Maybe our naval ships would be better "captained" by ferry boat
operators,
who are usually sharp enough to pay attention to where they are going.


Was Flatulent Jim back on active duty?


More 'independent thinking', Don?


Well .....please warn me if you ever go back on active duty.
I'll stock up with provisions and board myself up in the basement.- Hide
quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Your son will get you out in a heartbeat. He'll need more beer soon.

************************************************** ************

Why do you keep bringing my son into this?
I don't drone on about you breaking your kids arms.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


That's because I didn't, and you know it. YOU did, however fetch beer
for your son, and it was YOU who whined right here in rec.boats about
it.

Don White March 21st 09 04:24 PM

U.S. sub, surface ship collide...
 

wrote in message
...
On Mar 20, 4:55 pm, "Don White" wrote:
wrote in message

...
On Mar 20, 1:24 pm, "Don White" wrote:





"John H" wrote in message


.. .


On Fri, 20 Mar 2009 11:23:54 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:


"HK" wrote in message
news:LcydneMYyaBxOV7UnZ2dnUVZ_ryWnZ2d@earthlink. com...
A US Navy submarine and an American amphibious ship have collided in
the
Strait of Hormuz.


The stretch of water is between Iran and the Arabian peninsula.


According to the navy's Bahrain-based 5th Fleet, the USS Hartford
submarine was submerged before the crash.


Fifteen soldiers aboard the Hartford were slightly injured but able
to
return to duty.


No injuries were reported on the amphibious ship, the USS New
Orleans.


But the ship suffered a ruptured fuel tank, which resulted in an oil
spill
of approximately 25,000 gallons of diesel.


The damage to both vessels is still being evaluated.


Both ships are currently operating under their own power. The crash
is
currently under investigation.


The Navy said both ships were on regularly scheduled deployments to
the
region and conducting security operations.


Officials said the collision happened about 1am local time.


- - -


"And this is the forward-looking sonar, the instrument that lets you
know
if there is a submerged sub in the water ahead of you..."


Maybe our naval ships would be better "captained" by ferry boat
operators,
who are usually sharp enough to pay attention to where they are
going.


Was Flatulent Jim back on active duty?


More 'independent thinking', Don?


Well .....please warn me if you ever go back on active duty.
I'll stock up with provisions and board myself up in the basement.- Hide
quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Your son will get you out in a heartbeat. He'll need more beer soon.

************************************************** ************

Why do you keep bringing my son into this?
I don't drone on about you breaking your kids arms.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


That's because I didn't, and you know it. YOU did, however fetch beer
for your son, and it was YOU who whined right here in rec.boats about
it.

******************************************

You gotta quit smokin' that Georgia Bud.
It's turned your mind to mush.



[email protected] March 21st 09 06:26 PM

U.S. sub, surface ship collide...
 
On Mar 21, 12:24*pm, "Don White" wrote:
wrote in message

...
On Mar 20, 4:55 pm, "Don White" wrote:





wrote in message


...
On Mar 20, 1:24 pm, "Don White" wrote:


"John H" wrote in message


.. .


On Fri, 20 Mar 2009 11:23:54 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:


"HK" wrote in message
news:LcydneMYyaBxOV7UnZ2dnUVZ_ryWnZ2d@earthlink. com...
A US Navy submarine and an American amphibious ship have collided in
the
Strait of Hormuz.


The stretch of water is between Iran and the Arabian peninsula.


According to the navy's Bahrain-based 5th Fleet, the USS Hartford
submarine was submerged before the crash.


Fifteen soldiers aboard the Hartford were slightly injured but able
to
return to duty.


No injuries were reported on the amphibious ship, the USS New
Orleans.


But the ship suffered a ruptured fuel tank, which resulted in an oil
spill
of approximately 25,000 gallons of diesel.


The damage to both vessels is still being evaluated.


Both ships are currently operating under their own power. The crash
is
currently under investigation.


The Navy said both ships were on regularly scheduled deployments to
the
region and conducting security operations.


Officials said the collision happened about 1am local time.


- - -


"And this is the forward-looking sonar, the instrument that lets you
know
if there is a submerged sub in the water ahead of you..."


Maybe our naval ships would be better "captained" by ferry boat
operators,
who are usually sharp enough to pay attention to where they are
going.


Was Flatulent Jim back on active duty?


More 'independent thinking', Don?


Well .....please warn me if you ever go back on active duty.
I'll stock up with provisions and board myself up in the basement.- Hide
quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Your son will get you out in a heartbeat. He'll need more beer soon.


************************************************** ************


Why do you keep bringing my son into this?
I don't drone on about you breaking your kids arms.- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


That's because I didn't, and you know it. YOU did, however fetch beer
for your son, and it was YOU who whined right here in rec.boats about
it.

******************************************

You gotta quit smokin' that Georgia Bud.
It's turned your mind to mush.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Well, then give me the facts. Where did anyone who knows me, or my
daughter, ever say that *I* had anything to do with her breaking her
arms? What Georgia Bud are you talking about? Who ever said I smoke
ANYTHING? Also, are you denying that you stated here that you had to
go get more beer for your son?

Don White March 21st 09 07:10 PM

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wrote in message
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On Mar 21, 12:24 pm, "Don White" wrote:
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On Mar 20, 4:55 pm, "Don White" wrote:





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On Mar 20, 1:24 pm, "Don White" wrote:


"John H" wrote in message


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On Fri, 20 Mar 2009 11:23:54 -0300, "Don White"
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"HK" wrote in message
news:LcydneMYyaBxOV7UnZ2dnUVZ_ryWnZ2d@earthlink. com...
A US Navy submarine and an American amphibious ship have collided
in
the
Strait of Hormuz.


The stretch of water is between Iran and the Arabian peninsula.


According to the navy's Bahrain-based 5th Fleet, the USS Hartford
submarine was submerged before the crash.


Fifteen soldiers aboard the Hartford were slightly injured but
able
to
return to duty.


No injuries were reported on the amphibious ship, the USS New
Orleans.


But the ship suffered a ruptured fuel tank, which resulted in an
oil
spill
of approximately 25,000 gallons of diesel.


The damage to both vessels is still being evaluated.


Both ships are currently operating under their own power. The
crash
is
currently under investigation.


The Navy said both ships were on regularly scheduled deployments
to
the
region and conducting security operations.


Officials said the collision happened about 1am local time.


- - -


"And this is the forward-looking sonar, the instrument that lets
you
know
if there is a submerged sub in the water ahead of you..."


Maybe our naval ships would be better "captained" by ferry boat
operators,
who are usually sharp enough to pay attention to where they are
going.


Was Flatulent Jim back on active duty?


More 'independent thinking', Don?


Well .....please warn me if you ever go back on active duty.
I'll stock up with provisions and board myself up in the basement.-
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Your son will get you out in a heartbeat. He'll need more beer soon.


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Why do you keep bringing my son into this?
I don't drone on about you breaking your kids arms.- Hide quoted text -


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That's because I didn't, and you know it. YOU did, however fetch beer
for your son, and it was YOU who whined right here in rec.boats about
it.

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You gotta quit smokin' that Georgia Bud.
It's turned your mind to mush.- Hide quoted text -

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Well, then give me the facts. Where did anyone who knows me, or my
daughter, ever say that *I* had anything to do with her breaking her
arms? What Georgia Bud are you talking about? Who ever said I smoke
ANYTHING? Also, are you denying that you stated here that you had to
go get more beer for your son?
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Yes!



[email protected] March 21st 09 09:14 PM

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On Mar 21, 3:10*pm, "Don White" wrote:
wrote in message

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On Mar 21, 12:24 pm, "Don White" wrote:





wrote in message


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On Mar 20, 4:55 pm, "Don White" wrote:


wrote in message


....
On Mar 20, 1:24 pm, "Don White" wrote:


"John H" wrote in message


.. .


On Fri, 20 Mar 2009 11:23:54 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:


"HK" wrote in message
news:LcydneMYyaBxOV7UnZ2dnUVZ_ryWnZ2d@earthlink. com...
A US Navy submarine and an American amphibious ship have collided
in
the
Strait of Hormuz.


The stretch of water is between Iran and the Arabian peninsula.


According to the navy's Bahrain-based 5th Fleet, the USS Hartford
submarine was submerged before the crash.


Fifteen soldiers aboard the Hartford were slightly injured but
able
to
return to duty.


No injuries were reported on the amphibious ship, the USS New
Orleans.


But the ship suffered a ruptured fuel tank, which resulted in an
oil
spill
of approximately 25,000 gallons of diesel.


The damage to both vessels is still being evaluated.


Both ships are currently operating under their own power. The
crash
is
currently under investigation.


The Navy said both ships were on regularly scheduled deployments
to
the
region and conducting security operations.


Officials said the collision happened about 1am local time.


- - -


"And this is the forward-looking sonar, the instrument that lets
you
know
if there is a submerged sub in the water ahead of you..."


Maybe our naval ships would be better "captained" by ferry boat
operators,
who are usually sharp enough to pay attention to where they are
going.


Was Flatulent Jim back on active duty?


More 'independent thinking', Don?


Well .....please warn me if you ever go back on active duty.
I'll stock up with provisions and board myself up in the basement.-
Hide
quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Your son will get you out in a heartbeat. He'll need more beer soon.


************************************************** ************


Why do you keep bringing my son into this?
I don't drone on about you breaking your kids arms.- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


That's because I didn't, and you know it. YOU did, however fetch beer
for your son, and it was YOU who whined right here in rec.boats about
it.


******************************************


You gotta quit smokin' that Georgia Bud.
It's turned your mind to mush.- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Well, then give me the facts. Where did anyone who knows me, or my
daughter, ever say that *I* had anything to do with her breaking her
arms? What Georgia Bud are you talking about? Who ever said I smoke
ANYTHING? Also, are you denying that you stated here that you had to
go get more beer for your son?
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Still looking for those "facts" that you claim to have........
You stated that I broke my daughter's arms. Let's see your "facts"
You stated that I grow pot. Let's see your "facts".
You stated that I smoke pot. Let's see your "facts".

Now, you stated right here in rec.boats that your son drank all of
your beer and you had to go get more. THAT is fetching him beer.

[email protected] March 21st 09 09:16 PM

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On Mar 20, 8:38*pm, DK wrote:
Don White wrote:
wrote in message
...
On Mar 20, 1:24 pm, "Don White" wrote:
"John H" wrote in message


. ..


On Fri, 20 Mar 2009 11:23:54 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
news:LcydneMYyaBxOV7UnZ2dnUVZ_ryWnZ2d@earthlin k.com...
A US Navy submarine and an American amphibious ship have collided in
the
Strait of Hormuz.
The stretch of water is between Iran and the Arabian peninsula.
According to the navy's Bahrain-based 5th Fleet, the USS Hartford
submarine was submerged before the crash.
Fifteen soldiers aboard the Hartford were slightly injured but able to
return to duty.
No injuries were reported on the amphibious ship, the USS New Orleans.
But the ship suffered a ruptured fuel tank, which resulted in an oil
spill
of approximately 25,000 gallons of diesel.
The damage to both vessels is still being evaluated.
Both ships are currently operating under their own power. The crash is
currently under investigation.
The Navy said both ships were on regularly scheduled deployments to
the
region and conducting security operations.
Officials said the collision happened about 1am local time.
- - -
"And this is the forward-looking sonar, the instrument that lets you
know
if there is a submerged sub in the water ahead of you..."
Maybe our naval ships would be better "captained" by ferry boat
operators,
who are usually sharp enough to pay attention to where they are going.
Was Flatulent Jim back on active duty?
More 'independent thinking', Don?
Well .....please warn me if you ever go back on active duty.
I'll stock up with provisions and board myself up in the basement.- Hide
quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Your son will get you out in a heartbeat. He'll need more beer soon.


************************************************** ************


Why do you keep bringing my son into this?
I don't drone on about you breaking your kids arms.


YOU brought your "lazy" son into discussions here, dummy. *Are you
stupid *and* forgetful?- Hide quoted text -

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Nah, he's just stupid. He has learned, however, from his fat nasty
lover/master/clone how to deflect when someone proves him wrong,
stupid, or lying.

Don White March 21st 09 10:44 PM

U.S. sub, surface ship collide...
 

wrote in message
...
snip..
Now, you stated right here in rec.boats that your son drank all of
your beer and you had to go get more. THAT is fetching him beer.

************************************************** *******

You really do have a problem with this comprehension thing......
The beer I "fetched" was for *me*.....replacing the beer my son had given me
as a present and then helped himself to.



John H[_2_] March 22nd 09 12:00 PM

U.S. sub, surface ship collide...
 
On Sat, 21 Mar 2009 19:44:12 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:


wrote in message
...
snip..
Now, you stated right here in rec.boats that your son drank all of
your beer and you had to go get more. THAT is fetching him beer.

************************************************* ********

You really do have a problem with this comprehension thing......
The beer I "fetched" was for *me*.....replacing the beer my son had given me
as a present and then helped himself to.


*Now* you're showing some 'independent thinking'!

You act as though 'truth' matters to you. Yet I see you jumping on and
propounding lies quite often.

How much of your beer does your kid go through every day? Why not put
a small fridge down there and just put in a case or two every week?
--

John H

"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government
results from too much government."

Thomas Jefferson

Don White March 22nd 09 02:03 PM

U.S. sub, surface ship collide...
 

"John H" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 21 Mar 2009 19:44:12 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:


wrote in message
...
snip..
Now, you stated right here in rec.boats that your son drank all of
your beer and you had to go get more. THAT is fetching him beer.

************************************************ *********

You really do have a problem with this comprehension thing......
The beer I "fetched" was for *me*.....replacing the beer my son had given
me
as a present and then helped himself to.


*Now* you're showing some 'independent thinking'!

You act as though 'truth' matters to you. Yet I see you jumping on and
propounding lies quite often.

How much of your beer does your kid go through every day? Why not put
a small fridge down there and just put in a case or two every week?
--

John H

"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government
results from too much government."

Thomas Jefferson


Hee.hee... facilitating again Johnny?
If my son wants wine (doesn't drink beer..some kind of health kick), he buys
his own.
I have thought about his own small 'bar fridge' ....but more for all his
'healthy food' and drink (orange juice etc.)
He works out at least three times a week at the gym and is a good solid 200
lbs on a 6' 2" frame.
...and yes, I can still compete with him in close combat (in-fighting), but
as far as striking goes..... not so much.
(then again, maybe he just takes it easy on the 'old man')



HK March 22nd 09 02:16 PM

U.S. sub, surface ship collide...
 
Don White wrote:
"John H" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 21 Mar 2009 19:44:12 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:

wrote in message
...
snip..
Now, you stated right here in rec.boats that your son drank all of
your beer and you had to go get more. THAT is fetching him beer.

************************************************** *******

You really do have a problem with this comprehension thing......
The beer I "fetched" was for *me*.....replacing the beer my son had given
me
as a present and then helped himself to.

*Now* you're showing some 'independent thinking'!

You act as though 'truth' matters to you. Yet I see you jumping on and
propounding lies quite often.

How much of your beer does your kid go through every day? Why not put
a small fridge down there and just put in a case or two every week?
--

John H

"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government
results from too much government."

Thomas Jefferson


Hee.hee... facilitating again Johnny?
If my son wants wine (doesn't drink beer..some kind of health kick), he buys
his own.
I have thought about his own small 'bar fridge' ....but more for all his
'healthy food' and drink (orange juice etc.)
He works out at least three times a week at the gym and is a good solid 200
lbs on a 6' 2" frame.
..and yes, I can still compete with him in close combat (in-fighting), but
as far as striking goes..... not so much.
(then again, maybe he just takes it easy on the 'old man')



I wonder why Herring is so interested in your son.


[email protected] March 22nd 09 02:22 PM

U.S. sub, surface ship collide...
 
On Mar 21, 6:44*pm, "Don White" wrote:
wrote in message

...
snip..
Now, you stated right here in rec.boats that your son drank all of
your beer and you had to go get more. THAT is fetching him beer.

************************************************** *******

You really do have a problem with this comprehension thing......
The beer I "fetched" was for *me*.....replacing the beer my son had given me
as a present and then helped himself to.


Psssst, dummy.......you forgot to give me those "facts" you were
blathering about.
Where are they?

Don White March 22nd 09 02:30 PM

U.S. sub, surface ship collide...
 

"HK" wrote in message
m...
Don White wrote:
"John H" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 21 Mar 2009 19:44:12 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:

wrote in message
...
snip..
Now, you stated right here in rec.boats that your son drank all of
your beer and you had to go get more. THAT is fetching him beer.

************************************************** *******

You really do have a problem with this comprehension thing......
The beer I "fetched" was for *me*.....replacing the beer my son had
given me
as a present and then helped himself to.

*Now* you're showing some 'independent thinking'!

You act as though 'truth' matters to you. Yet I see you jumping on and
propounding lies quite often.

How much of your beer does your kid go through every day? Why not put
a small fridge down there and just put in a case or two every week?
--

John H

"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government
results from too much government."

Thomas Jefferson


Hee.hee... facilitating again Johnny?
If my son wants wine (doesn't drink beer..some kind of health kick), he
buys his own.
I have thought about his own small 'bar fridge' ....but more for all his
'healthy food' and drink (orange juice etc.)
He works out at least three times a week at the gym and is a good solid
200 lbs on a 6' 2" frame.
..and yes, I can still compete with him in close combat (in-fighting),
but as far as striking goes..... not so much.
(then again, maybe he just takes it easy on the 'old man')


I wonder why Herring is so interested in your son.


I'd be afraid to ask...........



[email protected] March 22nd 09 02:55 PM

U.S. sub, surface ship collide...
 
On Mar 22, 10:30*am, "Don White" wrote:
"HK" wrote in message

m...





Don White wrote:
"John H" wrote in message
. ..
On Sat, 21 Mar 2009 19:44:12 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:


wrote in message
....
snip..
Now, you stated right here in rec.boats that your son drank all of
your beer and you had to go get more. THAT is fetching him beer.


************************************************** *******


You really do have a problem with this comprehension thing......
The beer I "fetched" was for *me*.....replacing the beer my son had
given me
as a present and then helped himself to.


*Now* you're showing some 'independent thinking'!


You act as though 'truth' matters to you. Yet I see you jumping on and
propounding lies quite often.


How much of your beer does your kid go through every day? Why not put
a small fridge down there and just put in a case or two every week?
--


John H


"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government
results from too much government."


Thomas Jefferson


Hee.hee... facilitating again Johnny?
If my son wants wine (doesn't drink beer..some kind of health kick), he
buys his own.
I have thought about his own small 'bar fridge' ....but more for all his
'healthy food' and drink (orange juice etc.)
He works out at least three times a week at the gym and is a good solid
200 lbs on a 6' 2" frame.
..and yes, I can still compete with him in close combat (in-fighting),
but as far as striking goes..... not so much.
(then again, maybe he just takes it easy on the 'old man')


I wonder why Herring is so interested in your son.


I'd be afraid to ask...........- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


What about those "facts" you claim to have about me growing pot,
smoking pot, and breaking my daughter's arms, dummy? Lest you have NO
credibility........

Don White March 22nd 09 03:27 PM

U.S. sub, surface ship collide...
 

wrote in message
...
On Mar 21, 6:44 pm, "Don White" wrote:
wrote in message

...
snip..
Now, you stated right here in rec.boats that your son drank all of
your beer and you had to go get more. THAT is fetching him beer.

************************************************** *******

You really do have a problem with this comprehension thing......
The beer I "fetched" was for *me*.....replacing the beer my son had given
me
as a present and then helped himself to.


Psssst, dummy.......you forgot to give me those "facts" you were
blathering about.
Where are they?

******************************************

Tell you what, dummy...
you produce any post of mine where I said I was going to fetch my son some
beer and then we'll talk about your inadequencies.



HK March 22nd 09 03:29 PM

U.S. sub, surface ship collide...
 
Don White wrote:
wrote in message
...
On Mar 21, 6:44 pm, "Don White" wrote:
wrote in message

...
snip..
Now, you stated right here in rec.boats that your son drank all of
your beer and you had to go get more. THAT is fetching him beer.

************************************************** *******

You really do have a problem with this comprehension thing......
The beer I "fetched" was for *me*.....replacing the beer my son had given
me
as a present and then helped himself to.


Psssst, dummy.......you forgot to give me those "facts" you were
blathering about.
Where are they?

******************************************

Tell you what, dummy...
you produce any post of mine where I said I was going to fetch my son some
beer and then we'll talk about your inadequencies.



You do realize you are providing "opportunities" for loogy here...
Just ignore the piece of ****. Let him wallow in his own feces, along
with his buddies, herring and justhate.

[email protected] March 22nd 09 05:15 PM

U.S. sub, surface ship collide...
 
On Mar 22, 11:27*am, "Don White" wrote:
wrote in message

...
On Mar 21, 6:44 pm, "Don White" wrote:

wrote in message


...
snip..
Now, you stated right here in rec.boats that your son drank all of
your beer and you had to go get more. THAT is fetching him beer.


************************************************** *******


You really do have a problem with this comprehension thing......
The beer I "fetched" was for *me*.....replacing the beer my son had given
me
as a present and then helped himself to.


Psssst, dummy.......you forgot to give me those "facts" you were
blathering about.
Where are they?

******************************************

Tell you what, dummy...
you produce any post of mine where I said I was going to fetch my son some
beer and then we'll talk about your inadequencies.


I never said you were "going to fetch". I said that you DID fetch.
But, alas, your credibility just went to zero here. YOU said you had
"facts". You don't. You lied, or are too stupid to understand what a
fact is. Either way, no credibility. Of course, your lover/clone/
master will be happy, he doesn't have any either.


Don White March 22nd 09 05:30 PM

U.S. sub, surface ship collide...
 

wrote in message
...
On Mar 22, 11:27 am, "Don White" wrote:
wrote in message

...
On Mar 21, 6:44 pm, "Don White" wrote:

wrote in message


...
snip..
Now, you stated right here in rec.boats that your son drank all of
your beer and you had to go get more. THAT is fetching him beer.


************************************************** *******


You really do have a problem with this comprehension thing......
The beer I "fetched" was for *me*.....replacing the beer my son had
given
me
as a present and then helped himself to.


Psssst, dummy.......you forgot to give me those "facts" you were
blathering about.
Where are they?

******************************************

Tell you what, dummy...
you produce any post of mine where I said I was going to fetch my son some
beer and then we'll talk about your inadequencies.


I never said you were "going to fetch". I said that you DID fetch.
But, alas, your credibility just went to zero here. YOU said you had
"facts". You don't. You lied, or are too stupid to understand what a
fact is. Either way, no credibility. Of course, your lover/clone/
master will be happy, he doesn't have any either.

************************************************** ***********

Clone this...loverboy



[email protected] March 22nd 09 08:15 PM

U.S. sub, surface ship collide...
 
On Mar 22, 1:30*pm, "Don White" wrote:
wrote in message

...
On Mar 22, 11:27 am, "Don White" wrote:





wrote in message


....
On Mar 21, 6:44 pm, "Don White" wrote:


wrote in message


....
snip..
Now, you stated right here in rec.boats that your son drank all of
your beer and you had to go get more. THAT is fetching him beer.


************************************************** *******


You really do have a problem with this comprehension thing......
The beer I "fetched" was for *me*.....replacing the beer my son had
given
me
as a present and then helped himself to.


Psssst, dummy.......you forgot to give me those "facts" you were
blathering about.
Where are they?


******************************************


Tell you what, dummy...
you produce any post of mine where I said I was going to fetch my son some
beer and then we'll talk about your inadequencies.


I never said you were "going to fetch". I said that you DID fetch.
But, alas, your credibility just went to zero here. YOU said you had
"facts". You don't. You lied, or are too stupid to understand what a
fact is. Either way, no credibility. Of course, your lover/clone/
master will be happy, he doesn't have any either.

************************************************** ***********

Clone this...loverboy- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Yep, that certainly makes you credible. Let's see those
"facts"...........hhhmmm???

Canuck57[_6_] March 22nd 09 09:46 PM

U.S. sub, surface ship collide...
 
Could be they were running Microsoft Windows, and needed to hear the crash
of glass breaking.

"HK" wrote in message
m...
A US Navy submarine and an American amphibious ship have collided in the
Strait of Hormuz.

The stretch of water is between Iran and the Arabian peninsula.

According to the navy's Bahrain-based 5th Fleet, the USS Hartford
submarine was submerged before the crash.

Fifteen soldiers aboard the Hartford were slightly injured but able to
return to duty.

No injuries were reported on the amphibious ship, the USS New Orleans.

But the ship suffered a ruptured fuel tank, which resulted in an oil spill
of approximately 25,000 gallons of diesel.

The damage to both vessels is still being evaluated.

Both ships are currently operating under their own power. The crash is
currently under investigation.

The Navy said both ships were on regularly scheduled deployments to the
region and conducting security operations.

Officials said the collision happened about 1am local time.

- - -


"And this is the forward-looking sonar, the instrument that lets you know
if there is a submerged sub in the water ahead of you..."

Maybe our naval ships would be better "captained" by ferry boat operators,
who are usually sharp enough to pay attention to where they are going.





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