From an email from a buddy, who swiped it I don't know where on GOP
consistency:


It's encouraging to see that the Magic Negro has been able to
introduce a modicum of optimism into the markets. Perhaps I've been
hasty in judging him.
- Rush Limbaugh, GOP Overlord



You can't deny what we're seeing here. The guy opens his mouth,
the stock market responds. I think it's starting to look like he's got
the Midas touch!
- Larry Kudlow, CNBC



(RINGS BELL) Sweet sweet mother of Christ, would you look at these
numbers? (BLOWS AIR HORN) It is time to buy, bitches, buy!!! (SQUEEZES
RED RUBBER CLOWN NOSE) Buy whatever you can get your hands on. Obama is
on the job and happy days are here again! It's the running of the
****ing bulls!!!(SQUIRTS WATER FROM FAKE FLOWER ONTO CAMERA LENS AND
FARTS LOUDLY)
- Jim Cramer, lunatic



Yo, check it. Barack Obama be holdin' **** down and bringin' ****
up. Word.
- Michael Steele, pre-ex-RNC Chairman



As soon as I'm done penning my next column about how we should
invade Iran and convert them to Christianity because Harry Reid is a
fag, I'm calling my broker and telling him to go all in. It boils down
to this: I trust Barack Obama. How can you argue with the Dow?
- Ann Coulter, philosopher




(Psssst...Loogy...I know you read every word I post...these quotes are
just made-up...)