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Do you use on someone who gets you in a head-lock, with pipes big
enough to squeeze the breath out of you before you can even react? It
only takes one hand to start. Kinda' like a Pit Bull....doesnt let
go.......while you try to run the other way.
And do you know, if someone's kicked in the nuts, they usually have
about a minute before the reaction sets in...plenty of time to react,
and demo ( now in total rage mode ) the twit who thought that would
work.Rage adrenaline, is more effective than fear adrenaline ( but you
already know fear adrenaline, DONT YOU...)
A friend of mine is a 5th degree ( no, I dont know what form he uses )
black belt Instructor. Went into a MMA fight. The other guy was a
Karate Expert. My friend, at the start, ran at the opponent, with arms
raised, hands up in a kinda " I give up " pose.
Other guy didn't know what the hell to think about this attack. Buddy
runs right up to him without slowing, puts both hands on shoulders of
opponent. Jumps, using hands for extra lift, and knocks the guy out
cold with his right knee. LOL
I'd like to see that happen to " The Karate Champ ". Or be the one
using the head lock. You could hit me as much as you wanted, while in
that, and I still wouldn't let go ( till you're unconscious, that is).
Been there, done that. Almost didn't let go.... But for Colonel
Assmuncher, I'd make an exception, or maybe not.
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Do you use on someone who gets you in a head-lock, with pipes big
enough to squeeze the breath out of you before you can even react? It
only takes one hand to start. Kinda' like a Pit Bull....doesnt let
go.......while you try to run the other way.
And do you know, if someone's kicked in the nuts, they usually have
about a minute before the reaction sets in...plenty of time to react,
and demo ( now in total rage mode ) the twit who thought that would
work.Rage adrenaline, is more effective than fear adrenaline ( but you
already know fear adrenaline, DONT YOU...)
A friend of mine is a 5th degree ( no, I dont know what form he uses )
black belt Instructor. Went into a MMA fight. The other guy was a
Karate Expert. My friend, at the start, ran at the opponent, with arms
raised, hands up in a kinda " I give up " pose.
Other guy didn't know what the hell to think about this attack. Buddy
runs right up to him without slowing, puts both hands on shoulders of
opponent. Jumps, using hands for extra lift, and knocks the guy out
cold with his right knee. LOL
I'd like to see that happen to " The Karate Champ ". Or be the one
using the head lock. You could hit me as much as you wanted, while in
that, and I still wouldn't let go ( till you're unconscious, that is).
Been there, done that. Almost didn't let go.... But for Colonel
Assmuncher, I'd make an exception, or maybe not.


OK, now we know how old you are. Only an adolescent talks like that. You get
the crap kicked out of you daily for your lunch money? Is that why you come
here and try to be a big shot? Go away little man.

--Mike


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On Feb 12, 6:37*pm, wrote:
Do you use on someone who gets you in a head-lock, with pipes big
enough to squeeze the breath out of you before you can even react?


One, to rip your eyeballs right out of their sockets.
Or, two, simply slab hard on each side of your idiot head to break
both ear drums.

It
only takes one hand to start. Kinda' like a Pit Bull....doesnt let
go.......while you try to run the other way.


If you are dumb enough to let someone get you in that situation, you
can get out of it quite simply.

And do you know, if someone's kicked in the nuts, they usually have
about a minute before the reaction sets in...plenty of time to react,
and demo ( now in total rage mode ) the twit who thought that would
work.Rage adrenaline, is more effective than fear adrenaline ( but you
already know fear adrenaline, DONT YOU...)
A friend of mine is a 5th degree ( no, I dont know what form he uses )
black belt Instructor. Went into a MMA fight. The other guy was a
Karate Expert. My friend, at the start, ran at the opponent, with arms
raised, hands up in a kinda " I give up " pose.
Other guy didn't know what the hell to think about this attack. Buddy
runs right up to him without slowing, puts both hands on shoulders of
opponent. Jumps, using hands for extra lift, and knocks the guy out
cold with his right knee. LOL


Bull****, liar.

I'd like to see that happen to " The Karate Champ ". Or be the one
using the head lock. You could hit me as much as you wanted, while in
that, and I still wouldn't let go ( till you're unconscious, that is).
Been there, done that. Almost didn't let go.... But for Colonel
Assmuncher, I'd make an exception, or maybe not.




You, unfortunately, don't know what in hell you are talking about.
When I kick your knee so it works in the direction it's not supposed
to, you'll let go, trust me. And I told you, punk, come to Atlanta,
I'll gladly give you a lesson that you'll never forget.

Grow up. Did you some how regress back in childhood or are you just
really a child? That's the kind of bull**** that little kids try to
say when they don't know Karate.
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On Feb 13, 8:18*am, wrote:
On Feb 12, 6:37*pm, wrote:

Do you use on someone who gets you in a head-lock, with pipes big
enough to squeeze the breath out of you before you can even react?


One, to rip your eyeballs right out of their sockets.
Or, two, simply slab hard on each side of your idiot head to break
both ear drums.

*It

only takes one hand to start. Kinda' like a Pit Bull....doesnt let
go.......while you try to run the other way.


If you are dumb enough to let someone get you in that situation, you
can get out of it quite simply.

And do you know, if someone's kicked in the nuts, they usually have
about a minute before the reaction sets in...plenty of time to react,
and demo ( now in total rage mode ) the twit who thought that would
work.Rage adrenaline, is more effective than fear adrenaline ( but you
already know fear adrenaline, DONT YOU...)
A friend of mine is a 5th degree ( no, I dont know what form he uses )
black belt Instructor. Went into a MMA fight. The other guy was a
Karate Expert. My friend, at the start, ran at the opponent, with arms
raised, hands up in a kinda " I give up " pose.
Other guy didn't know what the hell to think about this attack. Buddy
runs right up to him without slowing, puts both hands on shoulders of
opponent. Jumps, using hands for extra lift, and knocks the guy out
cold with his right knee. LOL


Bull****, liar.

I'd like to see that happen to " The Karate Champ ". Or be the one
using the head lock. You could hit me as much as you wanted, while in
that, and I still wouldn't let go ( till you're unconscious, that is).
Been there, done that. Almost didn't let go.... But for Colonel
Assmuncher, I'd make an exception, or maybe not.


You, unfortunately, don't know what in hell you are talking about.
When I kick your knee so it works in the direction it's not supposed
to, you'll let go, trust me. And I told you, punk, come to Atlanta,
I'll gladly give you a lesson that you'll never forget.

Grow up. Did you some how regress back in childhood or are you just
really a child? That's the kind of bull**** that little kids try to
say when they don't know Karate.


LIAR !!!
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wrote:
On Feb 13, 8:18 am, wrote:
On Feb 12, 6:37 pm, wrote:

Do you use on someone who gets you in a head-lock, with pipes big
enough to squeeze the breath out of you before you can even react?

One, to rip your eyeballs right out of their sockets.
Or, two, simply slab hard on each side of your idiot head to break
both ear drums.

It

only takes one hand to start. Kinda' like a Pit Bull....doesnt let
go.......while you try to run the other way.

If you are dumb enough to let someone get you in that situation, you
can get out of it quite simply.

And do you know, if someone's kicked in the nuts, they usually have
about a minute before the reaction sets in...plenty of time to react,
and demo ( now in total rage mode ) the twit who thought that would
work.Rage adrenaline, is more effective than fear adrenaline ( but you
already know fear adrenaline, DONT YOU...)
A friend of mine is a 5th degree ( no, I dont know what form he uses )
black belt Instructor. Went into a MMA fight. The other guy was a
Karate Expert. My friend, at the start, ran at the opponent, with arms
raised, hands up in a kinda " I give up " pose.
Other guy didn't know what the hell to think about this attack. Buddy
runs right up to him without slowing, puts both hands on shoulders of
opponent. Jumps, using hands for extra lift, and knocks the guy out
cold with his right knee. LOL

Bull****, liar.

I'd like to see that happen to " The Karate Champ ". Or be the one
using the head lock. You could hit me as much as you wanted, while in
that, and I still wouldn't let go ( till you're unconscious, that is).
Been there, done that. Almost didn't let go.... But for Colonel
Assmuncher, I'd make an exception, or maybe not.

You, unfortunately, don't know what in hell you are talking about.
When I kick your knee so it works in the direction it's not supposed
to, you'll let go, trust me. And I told you, punk, come to Atlanta,
I'll gladly give you a lesson that you'll never forget.

Grow up. Did you some how regress back in childhood or are you just
really a child? That's the kind of bull**** that little kids try to
say when they don't know Karate.


LIAR !!!



Wow...Loogy is trying to set himself up with yet another fight! Now he's
threatening to kick someone in the knee.

Loogy, the Bruce Lee of rec.boats... snerk

Unfortunately, one apparently has to go to Atlanta for the Loogy
Challenge, since, under the terms of his parole, he can't make road trips.




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On Feb 13, 10:37*am, HK wrote:
wrote:
On Feb 13, 8:18 am, wrote:
On Feb 12, 6:37 pm, wrote:


Do you use on someone who gets you in a head-lock, with pipes big
enough to squeeze the breath out of you before you can even react?
One, to rip your eyeballs right out of their sockets.
Or, two, simply slab hard on each side of your idiot head to break
both ear drums.


*It


only takes one hand to start. Kinda' like a Pit Bull....doesnt let
go.......while you try to run the other way.
If you are dumb enough to let someone get you in that situation, you
can get out of it quite simply.


And do you know, if someone's kicked in the nuts, they usually have
about a minute before the reaction sets in...plenty of time to react,
and demo ( now in total rage mode ) the twit who thought that would
work.Rage adrenaline, is more effective than fear adrenaline ( but you
already know fear adrenaline, DONT YOU...)
A friend of mine is a 5th degree ( no, I dont know what form he uses )
black belt Instructor. Went into a MMA fight. The other guy was a
Karate Expert. My friend, at the start, ran at the opponent, with arms
raised, hands up in a kinda " I give up " pose.
Other guy didn't know what the hell to think about this attack. Buddy
runs right up to him without slowing, puts both hands on shoulders of
opponent. Jumps, using hands for extra lift, and knocks the guy out
cold with his right knee. LOL
Bull****, liar.


I'd like to see that happen to " The Karate Champ ". Or be the one
using the head lock. You could hit me as much as you wanted, while in
that, and I still wouldn't let go ( till you're unconscious, that is)..
Been there, done that. Almost didn't let go.... But for Colonel
Assmuncher, I'd make an exception, or maybe not.
You, unfortunately, don't know what in hell you are talking about.
When I kick your knee so it works in the direction it's not supposed
to, you'll let go, trust me. And I told you, punk, come to Atlanta,
I'll gladly give you a lesson that you'll never forget.


Grow up. Did you some how regress back in childhood or are you just
really a child? That's the kind of bull**** that little kids try to
say when they don't know Karate.


LIAR !!!


Wow...Loogy is trying to set himself up with yet another fight! Now he's
threatening to kick someone in the knee.

Loogy, the Bruce Lee of rec.boats... * *snerk

Unfortunately, one apparently has to go to Atlanta for the Loogy
Challenge, since, under the terms of his parole, he can't make road trips..- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


What parole is that, you nasty fat liar?
By the way, if you like, I go through the DC area quite often. I've
offered before, but you're a coward. And you need to learn to read, I
only "threatened" to defend myself, coward
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On Fri, 13 Feb 2009 05:18:10 -0800 (PST), wrote:

On Feb 12, 6:37*pm, wrote:
Do you use on someone who gets you in a head-lock, with pipes big
enough to squeeze the breath out of you before you can even react?


One, to rip your eyeballs right out of their sockets.
Or, two, simply slab hard on each side of your idiot head to break
both ear drums.

It
only takes one hand to start. Kinda' like a Pit Bull....doesnt let
go.......while you try to run the other way.


If you are dumb enough to let someone get you in that situation, you
can get out of it quite simply.

And do you know, if someone's kicked in the nuts, they usually have
about a minute before the reaction sets in...plenty of time to react,
and demo ( now in total rage mode ) the twit who thought that would
work.Rage adrenaline, is more effective than fear adrenaline ( but you
already know fear adrenaline, DONT YOU...)
A friend of mine is a 5th degree ( no, I dont know what form he uses )
black belt Instructor. Went into a MMA fight. The other guy was a
Karate Expert. My friend, at the start, ran at the opponent, with arms
raised, hands up in a kinda " I give up " pose.
Other guy didn't know what the hell to think about this attack. Buddy
runs right up to him without slowing, puts both hands on shoulders of
opponent. Jumps, using hands for extra lift, and knocks the guy out
cold with his right knee. LOL


Bull****, liar.

I'd like to see that happen to " The Karate Champ ". Or be the one
using the head lock. You could hit me as much as you wanted, while in
that, and I still wouldn't let go ( till you're unconscious, that is).
Been there, done that. Almost didn't let go.... But for Colonel
Assmuncher, I'd make an exception, or maybe not.




You, unfortunately, don't know what in hell you are talking about.
When I kick your knee so it works in the direction it's not supposed
to, you'll let go, trust me. And I told you, punk, come to Atlanta,
I'll gladly give you a lesson that you'll never forget.

Grow up. Did you some how regress back in childhood or are you just
really a child? That's the kind of bull**** that little kids try to
say when they don't know Karate.


Holy smokes, Loogy. Do you *really* consider this more 'adult' than
political posts?

I'll guarantee you, filtering 'slammer' and 'Salty' and any other
pedophiles you know would be good for your serenity!
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On Feb 13, 1:18*pm, John H wrote:
On Fri, 13 Feb 2009 05:18:10 -0800 (PST), wrote:
On Feb 12, 6:37*pm, wrote:
Do you use on someone who gets you in a head-lock, with pipes big
enough to squeeze the breath out of you before you can even react?


One, to rip your eyeballs right out of their sockets.
Or, two, simply slab hard on each side of your idiot head to break
both ear drums.


It
only takes one hand to start. Kinda' like a Pit Bull....doesnt let
go.......while you try to run the other way.


If you are dumb enough to let someone get you in that situation, you
can get out of it quite simply.


And do you know, if someone's kicked in the nuts, they usually have
about a minute before the reaction sets in...plenty of time to react,
and demo ( now in total rage mode ) the twit who thought that would
work.Rage adrenaline, is more effective than fear adrenaline ( but you
already know fear adrenaline, DONT YOU...)
A friend of mine is a 5th degree ( no, I dont know what form he uses )
black belt Instructor. Went into a MMA fight. The other guy was a
Karate Expert. My friend, at the start, ran at the opponent, with arms
raised, hands up in a kinda " I give up " pose.
Other guy didn't know what the hell to think about this attack. Buddy
runs right up to him without slowing, puts both hands on shoulders of
opponent. Jumps, using hands for extra lift, and knocks the guy out
cold with his right knee. LOL


Bull****, liar.


I'd like to see that happen to " The Karate Champ ". Or be the one
using the head lock. You could hit me as much as you wanted, while in
that, and I still wouldn't let go ( till you're unconscious, that is).
Been there, done that. Almost didn't let go.... But for Colonel
Assmuncher, I'd make an exception, or maybe not.


You, unfortunately, don't know what in hell you are talking about.
When I kick your knee so it works in the direction it's not supposed
to, you'll let go, trust me. And I told you, punk, come to Atlanta,
I'll gladly give you a lesson that you'll never forget.


Grow up. Did you some how regress back in childhood or are you just
really a child? That's the kind of bull**** that little kids try to
say when they don't know Karate.


Holy smokes, Loogy. Do you *really* consider this more 'adult' than
political posts?

I'll guarantee you, filtering 'slammer' and 'Salty' and any other
pedophiles you know would be good for your serenity!


Loogy is half Italian, half Polish....(He wants to fight someone, but
forgot who....)..and also a Liar.
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"John H" wrote in message
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On Fri, 13 Feb 2009 05:18:10 -0800 (PST), wrote:

On Feb 12, 6:37 pm, wrote:
Do you use on someone who gets you in a head-lock, with pipes big
enough to squeeze the breath out of you before you can even react?


One, to rip your eyeballs right out of their sockets.
Or, two, simply slab hard on each side of your idiot head to break
both ear drums.

It
only takes one hand to start. Kinda' like a Pit Bull....doesnt let
go.......while you try to run the other way.


If you are dumb enough to let someone get you in that situation, you
can get out of it quite simply.

And do you know, if someone's kicked in the nuts, they usually have
about a minute before the reaction sets in...plenty of time to react,
and demo ( now in total rage mode ) the twit who thought that would
work.Rage adrenaline, is more effective than fear adrenaline ( but you
already know fear adrenaline, DONT YOU...)
A friend of mine is a 5th degree ( no, I dont know what form he uses )
black belt Instructor. Went into a MMA fight. The other guy was a
Karate Expert. My friend, at the start, ran at the opponent, with arms
raised, hands up in a kinda " I give up " pose.
Other guy didn't know what the hell to think about this attack. Buddy
runs right up to him without slowing, puts both hands on shoulders of
opponent. Jumps, using hands for extra lift, and knocks the guy out
cold with his right knee. LOL


Bull****, liar.

I'd like to see that happen to " The Karate Champ ". Or be the one
using the head lock. You could hit me as much as you wanted, while in
that, and I still wouldn't let go ( till you're unconscious, that is).
Been there, done that. Almost didn't let go.... But for Colonel
Assmuncher, I'd make an exception, or maybe not.




You, unfortunately, don't know what in hell you are talking about.
When I kick your knee so it works in the direction it's not supposed
to, you'll let go, trust me. And I told you, punk, come to Atlanta,
I'll gladly give you a lesson that you'll never forget.

Grow up. Did you some how regress back in childhood or are you just
really a child? That's the kind of bull**** that little kids try to
say when they don't know Karate.


Holy smokes, Loogy. Do you *really* consider this more 'adult' than
political posts?

I'll guarantee you, filtering 'slammer' and 'Salty' and any other
pedophiles you know would be good for your serenity!


John, filter them *and* Loogy. He just won't let go, and instigates the
whole mess. I've had Loogy filtered for a long time, and it's not because I
don't like him. I actually agree with most everything he posts about the
stooges. It's just that after the 10,000th time reading the same garbage, it
gets old.

--Mike


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On Fri, 13 Feb 2009 16:24:02 -0800, "Mike" wrote:


"John H" wrote in message
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On Fri, 13 Feb 2009 05:18:10 -0800 (PST), wrote:

On Feb 12, 6:37 pm, wrote:
Do you use on someone who gets you in a head-lock, with pipes big
enough to squeeze the breath out of you before you can even react?

One, to rip your eyeballs right out of their sockets.
Or, two, simply slab hard on each side of your idiot head to break
both ear drums.

It
only takes one hand to start. Kinda' like a Pit Bull....doesnt let
go.......while you try to run the other way.

If you are dumb enough to let someone get you in that situation, you
can get out of it quite simply.

And do you know, if someone's kicked in the nuts, they usually have
about a minute before the reaction sets in...plenty of time to react,
and demo ( now in total rage mode ) the twit who thought that would
work.Rage adrenaline, is more effective than fear adrenaline ( but you
already know fear adrenaline, DONT YOU...)
A friend of mine is a 5th degree ( no, I dont know what form he uses )
black belt Instructor. Went into a MMA fight. The other guy was a
Karate Expert. My friend, at the start, ran at the opponent, with arms
raised, hands up in a kinda " I give up " pose.
Other guy didn't know what the hell to think about this attack. Buddy
runs right up to him without slowing, puts both hands on shoulders of
opponent. Jumps, using hands for extra lift, and knocks the guy out
cold with his right knee. LOL

Bull****, liar.

I'd like to see that happen to " The Karate Champ ". Or be the one
using the head lock. You could hit me as much as you wanted, while in
that, and I still wouldn't let go ( till you're unconscious, that is).
Been there, done that. Almost didn't let go.... But for Colonel
Assmuncher, I'd make an exception, or maybe not.



You, unfortunately, don't know what in hell you are talking about.
When I kick your knee so it works in the direction it's not supposed
to, you'll let go, trust me. And I told you, punk, come to Atlanta,
I'll gladly give you a lesson that you'll never forget.

Grow up. Did you some how regress back in childhood or are you just
really a child? That's the kind of bull**** that little kids try to
say when they don't know Karate.


Holy smokes, Loogy. Do you *really* consider this more 'adult' than
political posts?

I'll guarantee you, filtering 'slammer' and 'Salty' and any other
pedophiles you know would be good for your serenity!


John, filter them *and* Loogy. He just won't let go, and instigates the
whole mess. I've had Loogy filtered for a long time, and it's not because I
don't like him. I actually agree with most everything he posts about the
stooges. It's just that after the 10,000th time reading the same garbage, it
gets old.

--Mike


You're right, and I feel exactly the same way. Oh well.
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Calling an Illegal Alien an "Undocumented Worker" is like calling a
Crack Dealer an "Unlicensed Pharmacist"

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