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Wizard of Woodstock January 29th 09 08:05 PM

FWIW!! Whoops!
 
On Thu, 29 Jan 2009 12:21:07 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

John H wrote:
On Thu, 29 Jan 2009 08:55:42 -0800 (PST), wrote:

On Jan 29, 11:58 am, John H wrote:
On Thu, 29 Jan 2009 10:29:16 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."

wrote:
John H wrote:
Make that $200 I'm in the hole for already.
Thanks again y'all
I'm getting phone calls, "Dad, do you know who (various) is?" He made a
donation and I don't know him!" She's thrilled.
--
John H
* The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson. *
You really do need to include the link in your sig file.
Great idea! Let's see if this works...

--
John H

Go here first...
http://tinyurl.com/d3vxvm

* Definition of a teenager?
God's punishment...for enjoying sex. *
Yup, nice hat by the way! Sure looks like a happy family!


Must have been the stuff in the ice cream!
--
John H

Go here first... http://tinyurl.com/d3vxvm

* Definition of a teenager?
God's punishment...for enjoying sex. *


Damn nice hat, where did you find such a good hat?


That hat sucks - for yuppie dorks.

Or retired Army dorks.

Real men wear Barmah Bush hats.

Pansey.

--

If we aren't supposed to eat animals,
why are they made of meat?

Wizard of Woodstock January 29th 09 08:06 PM

FWIW!! Whoops!
 
On Thu, 29 Jan 2009 12:38:26 -0500, John H
wrote:

On Thu, 29 Jan 2009 12:21:07 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

John H wrote:
On Thu, 29 Jan 2009 08:55:42 -0800 (PST), wrote:

On Jan 29, 11:58 am, John H wrote:
On Thu, 29 Jan 2009 10:29:16 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."

wrote:
John H wrote:
Make that $200 I'm in the hole for already.
Thanks again y'all
I'm getting phone calls, "Dad, do you know who (various) is?" He made a
donation and I don't know him!" She's thrilled.
--
John H
* The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson. *
You really do need to include the link in your sig file.
Great idea! Let's see if this works...

--
John H

Go here first...
http://tinyurl.com/d3vxvm

* Definition of a teenager?
God's punishment...for enjoying sex. *
Yup, nice hat by the way! Sure looks like a happy family!

Must have been the stuff in the ice cream!
--
John H

Go here first... http://tinyurl.com/d3vxvm

* Definition of a teenager?
God's punishment...for enjoying sex. *


Damn nice hat, where did you find such a good hat?


I got a tip from a guy here at rec.boats. I'd tell you his name, but he'd
prefer to remain anonymous. That way people can call him names.

Speaking of anonymity, my daughter and I are both trying to figure out how
that was done.


It's easy - you put the part of the hat which has the opening in it on
your head - it will fall off if you don't.

--

Math illiteracy affects 8 out of every 5 people.

Wizard of Woodstock January 29th 09 08:07 PM

FWIW!! Whoops!
 
On Thu, 29 Jan 2009 12:46:01 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

John H wrote:
On Thu, 29 Jan 2009 12:21:07 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

John H wrote:
On Thu, 29 Jan 2009 08:55:42 -0800 (PST), wrote:

On Jan 29, 11:58 am, John H wrote:
On Thu, 29 Jan 2009 10:29:16 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."

wrote:
John H wrote:
Make that $200 I'm in the hole for already.
Thanks again y'all
I'm getting phone calls, "Dad, do you know who (various) is?" He made a
donation and I don't know him!" She's thrilled.
--
John H
* The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson. *
You really do need to include the link in your sig file.
Great idea! Let's see if this works...

--
John H

Go here first...
http://tinyurl.com/d3vxvm

* Definition of a teenager?
God's punishment...for enjoying sex. *
Yup, nice hat by the way! Sure looks like a happy family!
Must have been the stuff in the ice cream!
--
John H

Go here first... http://tinyurl.com/d3vxvm

* Definition of a teenager?
God's punishment...for enjoying sex. *
Damn nice hat, where did you find such a good hat?


I got a tip from a guy here at rec.boats. I'd tell you his name, but he'd
prefer to remain anonymous. That way people can call him names.

Speaking of anonymity, my daughter and I are both trying to figure out how
that was done.
--
John H

Go here first... http://tinyurl.com/d3vxvm

* Definition of a teenager?
God's punishment...for enjoying sex. *


It is all done with Smoke and Mirrors


Exactly. :)

--

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally."

W.C. Fields

Eisboch[_4_] January 29th 09 08:14 PM

FWIW!! Whoops!
 

"Wizard of Woodstock" wrote in message
...


Math illiteracy affects 8 out of every 5 people.



Speaking of math illiteracy.

My son, also bored with winter, hit me with this classic "Monty Hall"
challenge last night.
Goes something like:

=================================================

A contestant is on "Let's Make a Deal". She is told that behind one of
three curtains there is a new car. Behind the other two curtains are dirty
old goats.

She picks a curtain. Before it is opened, one of the other curtains is
opened to reveal some dirty old goats.

She is then given the opportunity to change her mind about which remaining
curtain she thinks the car is behind.

What should she do?

================================================

Surprisingly, I chose what is considered to be the correct answer.
I'll let those that have never heard of this think about it and decide for
themselves.

Eisboch


Wizard of Woodstock January 29th 09 08:29 PM

FWIW!! Whoops!
 
On Thu, 29 Jan 2009 15:14:05 -0500, "Eisboch"
wrote:


"Wizard of Woodstock" wrote in message
.. .


Math illiteracy affects 8 out of every 5 people.



Speaking of math illiteracy.

My son, also bored with winter, hit me with this classic "Monty Hall"
challenge last night.
Goes something like:

=============================================== ==

A contestant is on "Let's Make a Deal". She is told that behind one of
three curtains there is a new car. Behind the other two curtains are dirty
old goats.

She picks a curtain. Before it is opened, one of the other curtains is
opened to reveal some dirty old goats.

She is then given the opportunity to change her mind about which remaining
curtain she thinks the car is behind.

What should she do?

=============================================== =

Surprisingly, I chose what is considered to be the correct answer.
I'll let those that have never heard of this think about it and decide for
themselves.


It's simple. There are two doors left which leaves three choices. Of
the three choices, two probabilities exist that she wins the car by
switching her choice.

She switches her choice to increase the probability of winning the
car.

--

Chaos! Panic! Disaster! (My work here is done)

John H[_8_] January 29th 09 08:38 PM

FWIW!! Whoops!
 
On Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:42:48 -0800 (PST), wrote:

On Jan 29, 12:06*pm, John H wrote:
On Thu, 29 Jan 2009 08:55:42 -0800 (PST), wrote:
On Jan 29, 11:58*am, John H wrote:
On Thu, 29 Jan 2009 10:29:16 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."


wrote:
John H wrote:
Make that $200 I'm in the hole for already.


Thanks again y'all


I'm getting phone calls, "Dad, do you know who (various) is?" He made a
donation and I don't know him!" She's thrilled.
--
John H


* *The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson. *


You really do need to include the link in your sig file.


Great idea! Let's see if this works...


--
John H


Go here first...
http://tinyurl.com/d3vxvm

* *Definition of a teenager?
* * *God's punishment...for enjoying sex. * *


Yup, nice hat by the way! Sure looks like a happy family!


Must have been the stuff in the ice cream!
--
John H

Go here first...http://tinyurl.com/d3vxvm

* *Definition of a teenager?
* * *God's punishment...for enjoying sex. * *- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Yeah, you can get a lot of mileage out of a gallon of ice cream!
My now 14 year old daughter has found the delight in Starbuck's hot
chocolate at about 4 bucks a cup!


Hey, as long as she's earning the money by mowing the lawn, washing the
car, etc., let her go!

When my younger daughter was 13-14, the complaint was that her allowance
wasn't big enough. I made a list of chores, and together we assigned a
monetary value to each. Washing the car was like $5, mowing the grass was
$8, doing dishes was $1, vacuuming the house was $5, and so one. Some of
the chores were limited, like washing the cars, to once a week or
thereabouts. But, she could earn up to $200 a month doing chores from the
list.

The most she ever earned was about $55, but she didn't whine about her
allowance continuously.
--
John H

For a great time, go here first... http://tinyurl.com/d3vxvm

* Definition of a teenager?
God's punishment...for enjoying sex. *

John H[_8_] January 29th 09 08:39 PM

FWIW!! Whoops!
 
On Thu, 29 Jan 2009 20:05:14 GMT, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

On Thu, 29 Jan 2009 12:21:07 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

John H wrote:
On Thu, 29 Jan 2009 08:55:42 -0800 (PST), wrote:

On Jan 29, 11:58 am, John H wrote:
On Thu, 29 Jan 2009 10:29:16 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."

wrote:
John H wrote:
Make that $200 I'm in the hole for already.
Thanks again y'all
I'm getting phone calls, "Dad, do you know who (various) is?" He made a
donation and I don't know him!" She's thrilled.
--
John H
* The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson. *
You really do need to include the link in your sig file.
Great idea! Let's see if this works...

--
John H

Go here first...
http://tinyurl.com/d3vxvm

* Definition of a teenager?
God's punishment...for enjoying sex. *
Yup, nice hat by the way! Sure looks like a happy family!

Must have been the stuff in the ice cream!
--
John H

Go here first... http://tinyurl.com/d3vxvm

* Definition of a teenager?
God's punishment...for enjoying sex. *


Damn nice hat, where did you find such a good hat?


That hat sucks - for yuppie dorks.

Or retired Army dorks.

Real men wear Barmah Bush hats.

Pansey.


What were you doing in the bushes, huh?


--
John H

For a great time, go here first... http://tinyurl.com/d3vxvm

* Definition of a teenager?
God's punishment...for enjoying sex. *

[email protected] January 29th 09 08:51 PM

FWIW!! Whoops!
 
On Jan 29, 3:38*pm, John H wrote:
On Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:42:48 -0800 (PST), wrote:
On Jan 29, 12:06*pm, John H wrote:
On Thu, 29 Jan 2009 08:55:42 -0800 (PST), wrote:
On Jan 29, 11:58*am, John H wrote:
On Thu, 29 Jan 2009 10:29:16 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."


wrote:
John H wrote:
Make that $200 I'm in the hole for already.


Thanks again y'all


I'm getting phone calls, "Dad, do you know who (various) is?" He made a
donation and I don't know him!" She's thrilled.
--
John H


* *The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.. *


You really do need to include the link in your sig file.


Great idea! Let's see if this works...


--
John H


Go here first...http://tinyurl.com/d3vxvm


* *Definition of a teenager?
* * *God's punishment...for enjoying sex. * *


Yup, nice hat by the way! Sure looks like a happy family!


Must have been the stuff in the ice cream!
--
John H


Go here first...http://tinyurl.com/d3vxvm


* *Definition of a teenager?
* * *God's punishment...for enjoying sex. * *- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Yeah, you can get a lot of mileage out of a gallon of ice cream!
My now 14 year old daughter has found the delight in Starbuck's hot
chocolate at about 4 bucks a cup!


Hey, as long as she's earning the money by mowing the lawn, washing the
car, etc., let her go!

When my younger daughter was 13-14, the complaint was that her allowance
wasn't big enough. I made a list of chores, and together we assigned a
monetary value to each. Washing the car was like $5, mowing the grass was
$8, doing dishes was $1, vacuuming the house was $5, and so one. Some of
the chores were limited, like washing the cars, to once a week or
thereabouts. But, she could earn up to $200 a month doing chores from the
list.

The most she ever earned was about $55, but she didn't whine about her
allowance continuously.
--
John H

For a great time, go here first...http://tinyurl.com/d3vxvm

* *Definition of a teenager?
* * *God's punishment...for enjoying sex. * *- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


One day last winter Grandma' called and wanted to talk to The Mouse..
I told her Mouse was outside doing the driveway. G'ma asked if we pay
her, Mrs. JW said "sure, she get's dinner and a place to sleep
tonight"! Acutally, I discourage my kids from working until they
graduate although they do have daily chores at home. I will not let
them work during the school year, school is number one then. We have a
"play" budget here in our home, It's not a lot, but as we pretty much
split it equally, the kids have everything they need, including
treats....

[email protected] January 29th 09 08:52 PM

FWIW!! Whoops!
 
On Jan 29, 3:39*pm, John H wrote:
On Thu, 29 Jan 2009 20:05:14 GMT, Wizard of Woodstock





wrote:
On Thu, 29 Jan 2009 12:21:07 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:


John H wrote:
On Thu, 29 Jan 2009 08:55:42 -0800 (PST), wrote:


On Jan 29, 11:58 am, John H wrote:
On Thu, 29 Jan 2009 10:29:16 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."


wrote:
John H wrote:
Make that $200 I'm in the hole for already.
Thanks again y'all
I'm getting phone calls, "Dad, do you know who (various) is?" He made a
donation and I don't know him!" She's thrilled.
--
John H
* *The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson. *
You really do need to include the link in your sig file.
Great idea! Let's see if this works...


--
John H


Go here first...http://tinyurl.com/d3vxvm


* *Definition of a teenager?
* * *God's punishment...for enjoying sex. * *
Yup, nice hat by the way! Sure looks like a happy family!


Must have been the stuff in the ice cream!
--
John H


Go here first...http://tinyurl.com/d3vxvm


* *Definition of a teenager?
* * *God's punishment...for enjoying sex. * *


Damn nice hat, where did you find such a good hat?


That hat sucks - for yuppie dorks.


Or retired Army dorks.


Real men wear Barmah Bush hats.


Pansey.


What were you doing in the bushes, huh?

--
John H

For a great time, go here first...http://tinyurl.com/d3vxvm

* *Definition of a teenager?
* * *God's punishment...for enjoying sex. * *- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Don't let him fool you, he wears a baseball cap. Wears it backwards
too, with the rim in the front;)

John H[_8_] January 29th 09 09:13 PM

FWIW!! Whoops!
 
On Thu, 29 Jan 2009 12:52:45 -0800 (PST),
wrote:

On Jan 29, 3:39*pm, John H wrote:
On Thu, 29 Jan 2009 20:05:14 GMT, Wizard of Woodstock





wrote:
On Thu, 29 Jan 2009 12:21:07 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:


John H wrote:
On Thu, 29 Jan 2009 08:55:42 -0800 (PST), wrote:


On Jan 29, 11:58 am, John H wrote:
On Thu, 29 Jan 2009 10:29:16 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."


wrote:
John H wrote:
Make that $200 I'm in the hole for already.
Thanks again y'all
I'm getting phone calls, "Dad, do you know who (various) is?" He made a
donation and I don't know him!" She's thrilled.
--
John H
* *The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson. *
You really do need to include the link in your sig file.
Great idea! Let's see if this works...


--
John H


Go here first...
http://tinyurl.com/d3vxvm

* *Definition of a teenager?
* * *God's punishment...for enjoying sex. * *
Yup, nice hat by the way! Sure looks like a happy family!


Must have been the stuff in the ice cream!
--
John H


Go here first...http://tinyurl.com/d3vxvm


* *Definition of a teenager?
* * *God's punishment...for enjoying sex. * *


Damn nice hat, where did you find such a good hat?


That hat sucks - for yuppie dorks.


Or retired Army dorks.


Real men wear Barmah Bush hats.


Pansey.


What were you doing in the bushes, huh?

--
John H

For a great time, go here first...http://tinyurl.com/d3vxvm

* *Definition of a teenager?
* * *God's punishment...for enjoying sex. * *- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Don't let him fool you, he wears a baseball cap. Wears it backwards
too, with the rim in the front;)


Why do people wear baseball caps backwards?

On the boat, with the wind, I'll turn it around so it doesn't blow off. But
otherwise, I wear it with the bill in front, blocking the sun.
--
John H

For a great time, go here first... http://tinyurl.com/d3vxvm

* Definition of a teenager?
God's punishment...for enjoying sex. *


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