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[email protected] January 19th 09 02:25 PM

The upcoming inauguration
 
Since I'm such a DC big shot, I have lots of options for the
inauguration and ensuing balls, galas, soirees, etc. I'll probably
have some of the past presidents and other very important people that
I know over on my 36' Zimmerman like lobster boat for cocktails. Then
I'll be watching the inauguration from special rooms that various
unions have set up just for me. It'll be a great time, I'll tell them
all of my adventures, like my father's fireboat welcome in New York
City, how I've raced sailboats competetively, how I single handed a
boat around the horn, etc. I'll make sure to parade my Dr. Dr. wife
around, too! It's going to be a grand time. I'll make sure that while
Obama is having fun listening to music he wants, I'll make sure the
unions who are hosting me listen to my ipod's very special classical
music selections. I still say that compressed digital music sounds
just like you are in a grand concert hall. Now before anyone asks, I
won't take pictures to prove I was anywhere near the inauguration. I'd
rather just tell you of all the glorious great times I had with
dignitaries and such.

Jim7492383432 January 19th 09 02:30 PM

The upcoming inauguration
 
wrote:
Since I'm such a DC big shot, I have lots of options for the
inauguration and ensuing balls, galas, soirées, etc. I'll probably
have some of the past presidents and other very important people that
I know over on my 36' Zimmerman like lobster boat for cocktails. Then
I'll be watching the inauguration from special rooms that various
unions have set up just for me. It'll be a great time, I'll tell them
all of my adventures, like my father's fireboat welcome in New York
City, how I've raced sailboats competitively, how I single handed a
boat around the horn, etc. I'll make sure to parade my Dr. Dr. wife
around, too! It's going to be a grand time. I'll make sure that while
Mr. Obama is having fun listening to music he wants, I'll make sure the
unions who are hosting me listen to my i-pod's very special classical
music selections. I still say that compressed digital music sounds
just like you are in a grand concert hall. Now before anyone asks, I
won't take pictures to prove I was anywhere near the inauguration. I'd
rather just tell you of all the glorious great times I had with
dignitaries and such.


That was a mighty fine impersonation of Krause.

[email protected] January 19th 09 02:48 PM

The upcoming inauguration
 
On Jan 19, 9:30*am, Jim7492383432 wrote:
wrote:
Since I'm such a DC big shot, I have lots of options for the
inauguration and ensuing balls, galas, soirées, etc. I'll probably
have some of the past presidents and other very important people that
I know over on my 36' Zimmerman like lobster boat for cocktails. Then
I'll be watching the inauguration from special rooms that various
unions have set up just for me. It'll be a great time, I'll tell them
all of my adventures, like my father's fireboat welcome in New York
City, how I've raced sailboats competitively, how I single handed a
boat around the horn, etc. I'll make sure to parade my Dr. Dr. wife
around, too! It's going to be a grand time. I'll make sure that while
Mr. Obama is having fun listening to music he wants, I'll make sure the
unions who are hosting me listen to my i-pod's very special classical
music selections. I still say that compressed digital music sounds
just like you are in a grand concert hall. Now before anyone asks, I
won't take pictures to prove I was anywhere near the inauguration. I'd
rather just tell you of all the glorious great times I had with
dignitaries and such.


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Thank ya, thank ya very much!

Jim7492383432 January 19th 09 03:00 PM

The upcoming inauguration
 
wrote:
On Jan 19, 9:30 am, Jim7492383432 wrote:
wrote:
Since I'm such a DC big shot, I have lots of options for the
inauguration and ensuing balls, galas, soirées, etc. I'll probably
have some of the past presidents and other very important people that
I know over on my 36' Zimmerman like lobster boat for cocktails. Then
I'll be watching the inauguration from special rooms that various
unions have set up just for me. It'll be a great time, I'll tell them
all of my adventures, like my father's fireboat welcome in New York
City, how I've raced sailboats competitively, how I single handed a
boat around the horn, etc. I'll make sure to parade my Dr. Dr. wife
around, too! It's going to be a grand time. I'll make sure that while
Mr. Obama is having fun listening to music he wants, I'll make sure the
unions who are hosting me listen to my i-pod's very special classical
music selections. I still say that compressed digital music sounds
just like you are in a grand concert hall. Now before anyone asks, I
won't take pictures to prove I was anywhere near the inauguration. I'd
rather just tell you of all the glorious great times I had with
dignitaries and such.

That was a mighty fine impersonation of Krause.- Hide quoted text -

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Thank ya, thank ya very much!


When he meets Mr.Obama, I hope he doesn't forget to ask for one of the
daughters hand in marriage, on behalf of his estranged grandson.
Naturally, Krause would not ask that the surname of the bride be changed
as is otherwise customary in these great United States of America.

John H[_8_] January 19th 09 06:56 PM

The upcoming inauguration
 
On Mon, 19 Jan 2009 06:25:05 -0800 (PST), wrote:

Since I'm such a DC big shot, I have lots of options for the
inauguration and ensuing balls, galas, soirees, etc. I'll probably
have some of the past presidents and other very important people that
I know over on my 36' Zimmerman like lobster boat for cocktails. Then
I'll be watching the inauguration from special rooms that various
unions have set up just for me. It'll be a great time, I'll tell them
all of my adventures, like my father's fireboat welcome in New York
City, how I've raced sailboats competetively, how I single handed a
boat around the horn, etc. I'll make sure to parade my Dr. Dr. wife
around, too! It's going to be a grand time. I'll make sure that while
Obama is having fun listening to music he wants, I'll make sure the
unions who are hosting me listen to my ipod's very special classical
music selections. I still say that compressed digital music sounds
just like you are in a grand concert hall. Now before anyone asks, I
won't take pictures to prove I was anywhere near the inauguration. I'd
rather just tell you of all the glorious great times I had with
dignitaries and such.


Stay away from the political porta-potties.
--
* I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? *

John H

[email protected] January 19th 09 06:58 PM

The upcoming inauguration
 
On Jan 19, 1:56*pm, John H wrote:
On Mon, 19 Jan 2009 06:25:05 -0800 (PST), wrote:
Since I'm such a DC big shot, I have lots of options for the
inauguration and ensuing balls, galas, soirees, etc. I'll probably
have some of the past presidents and other very important people that
I know over on my 36' Zimmerman like lobster boat for cocktails. Then
I'll be watching the inauguration from special rooms that various
unions have set up just for me. It'll be a great time, I'll tell them
all of my adventures, like my father's fireboat welcome in New York
City, how I've raced sailboats competetively, how I single handed a
boat around the horn, etc. I'll make sure to parade my Dr. Dr. wife
around, too! It's going to be a grand time. I'll make sure that while
Obama is having fun listening to music he wants, I'll make sure the
unions who are hosting me listen to my ipod's very special classical
music selections. I still say that compressed digital music sounds
just like you are in a grand concert hall. Now before anyone asks, I
won't take pictures to prove I was anywhere near the inauguration. I'd
rather just tell you of all the glorious great times I had with
dignitaries and such.


Stay away from the political porta-potties.
--
* *I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? **

John H- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


You're appearing to learn well from Harry. You know, I know, everyone
here knows there were (again, just like Harry) underlying political
tones to your post. Did you, for instance, make a fuss over porti-
potties when Bush was inaugurated? Did you even say ANYTHING about it?
If not, why now?

John H[_8_] January 19th 09 07:24 PM

The upcoming inauguration
 
On Mon, 19 Jan 2009 10:58:36 -0800 (PST), wrote:

On Jan 19, 1:56*pm, John H wrote:
On Mon, 19 Jan 2009 06:25:05 -0800 (PST), wrote:
Since I'm such a DC big shot, I have lots of options for the
inauguration and ensuing balls, galas, soirees, etc. I'll probably
have some of the past presidents and other very important people that
I know over on my 36' Zimmerman like lobster boat for cocktails. Then
I'll be watching the inauguration from special rooms that various
unions have set up just for me. It'll be a great time, I'll tell them
all of my adventures, like my father's fireboat welcome in New York
City, how I've raced sailboats competetively, how I single handed a
boat around the horn, etc. I'll make sure to parade my Dr. Dr. wife
around, too! It's going to be a grand time. I'll make sure that while
Obama is having fun listening to music he wants, I'll make sure the
unions who are hosting me listen to my ipod's very special classical
music selections. I still say that compressed digital music sounds
just like you are in a grand concert hall. Now before anyone asks, I
won't take pictures to prove I was anywhere near the inauguration. I'd
rather just tell you of all the glorious great times I had with
dignitaries and such.


Stay away from the political porta-potties.
--
* *I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? **

John H- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


You're appearing to learn well from Harry. You know, I know, everyone
here knows there were (again, just like Harry) underlying political
tones to your post. Did you, for instance, make a fuss over porti-
potties when Bush was inaugurated? Did you even say ANYTHING about it?
If not, why now?


I don't recall a TV newscaster saying anything about the number of
porta-potties on the mall then. Do you?

If there was 'something political' therein, to whom do you think it would
be directed? Obama? He has nothing to do with the porta-potties being put
up on the mall. Bush? Well, he is responsible, ultimately.

Besides, the newscaster made a math error, which no one has caught.
*That's* what's funny!
--
* I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? *

John H

[email protected] January 19th 09 07:25 PM

The upcoming inauguration
 
On Jan 19, 2:24*pm, John H wrote:
On Mon, 19 Jan 2009 10:58:36 -0800 (PST), wrote:
On Jan 19, 1:56*pm, John H wrote:
On Mon, 19 Jan 2009 06:25:05 -0800 (PST), wrote:
Since I'm such a DC big shot, I have lots of options for the
inauguration and ensuing balls, galas, soirees, etc. I'll probably
have some of the past presidents and other very important people that
I know over on my 36' Zimmerman like lobster boat for cocktails. Then
I'll be watching the inauguration from special rooms that various
unions have set up just for me. It'll be a great time, I'll tell them
all of my adventures, like my father's fireboat welcome in New York
City, how I've raced sailboats competetively, how I single handed a
boat around the horn, etc. I'll make sure to parade my Dr. Dr. wife
around, too! It's going to be a grand time. I'll make sure that while
Obama is having fun listening to music he wants, I'll make sure the
unions who are hosting me listen to my ipod's very special classical
music selections. I still say that compressed digital music sounds
just like you are in a grand concert hall. Now before anyone asks, I
won't take pictures to prove I was anywhere near the inauguration. I'd
rather just tell you of all the glorious great times I had with
dignitaries and such.


Stay away from the political porta-potties.
--
* *I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? **


John H- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


You're appearing to learn well from Harry. You know, I know, everyone
here knows there were (again, just like Harry) underlying political
tones to your post. Did you, for instance, make a fuss over porti-
potties when Bush was inaugurated? Did you even say ANYTHING about it?
If not, why now?


I don't recall a TV newscaster saying anything about the number of
porta-potties on the mall then. Do you?

If there was 'something political' therein, to whom do you think it would
be directed? Obama? He has nothing to do with the porta-potties being put
up on the mall. Bush? Well, he is responsible, ultimately.

Besides, the newscaster made a math error, which no one has caught.
*That's* what's funny!
--
* *I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? **

John H- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Again, like Harry, you've not answered the questions I asked.

John H[_8_] January 19th 09 08:05 PM

The upcoming inauguration
 
On Mon, 19 Jan 2009 11:25:22 -0800 (PST), wrote:

On Jan 19, 2:24*pm, John H wrote:
On Mon, 19 Jan 2009 10:58:36 -0800 (PST), wrote:
On Jan 19, 1:56*pm, John H wrote:
On Mon, 19 Jan 2009 06:25:05 -0800 (PST), wrote:
Since I'm such a DC big shot, I have lots of options for the
inauguration and ensuing balls, galas, soirees, etc. I'll probably
have some of the past presidents and other very important people that
I know over on my 36' Zimmerman like lobster boat for cocktails. Then
I'll be watching the inauguration from special rooms that various
unions have set up just for me. It'll be a great time, I'll tell them
all of my adventures, like my father's fireboat welcome in New York
City, how I've raced sailboats competetively, how I single handed a
boat around the horn, etc. I'll make sure to parade my Dr. Dr. wife
around, too! It's going to be a grand time. I'll make sure that while
Obama is having fun listening to music he wants, I'll make sure the
unions who are hosting me listen to my ipod's very special classical
music selections. I still say that compressed digital music sounds
just like you are in a grand concert hall. Now before anyone asks, I
won't take pictures to prove I was anywhere near the inauguration. I'd
rather just tell you of all the glorious great times I had with
dignitaries and such.


Stay away from the political porta-potties.
--
* *I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? **


John H- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


You're appearing to learn well from Harry. You know, I know, everyone
here knows there were (again, just like Harry) underlying political
tones to your post. Did you, for instance, make a fuss over porti-
potties when Bush was inaugurated? Did you even say ANYTHING about it?
If not, why now?


I don't recall a TV newscaster saying anything about the number of
porta-potties on the mall then. Do you?

If there was 'something political' therein, to whom do you think it would
be directed? Obama? He has nothing to do with the porta-potties being put
up on the mall. Bush? Well, he is responsible, ultimately.

Besides, the newscaster made a math error, which no one has caught.
*That's* what's funny!
--
* *I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? **

John H- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Again, like Harry, you've not answered the questions I asked.


Gosh, I don't want you to feel slighted.

Here are the answers.

No.

No.

Because a newscaster made a comment I thought was funny.

Now, would you care to answer mine?
--
* I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? *

John H

[email protected] January 19th 09 08:14 PM

The upcoming inauguration
 
On Jan 19, 3:05*pm, John H wrote:
On Mon, 19 Jan 2009 11:25:22 -0800 (PST), wrote:
On Jan 19, 2:24*pm, John H wrote:
On Mon, 19 Jan 2009 10:58:36 -0800 (PST), wrote:
On Jan 19, 1:56*pm, John H wrote:
On Mon, 19 Jan 2009 06:25:05 -0800 (PST), wrote:
Since I'm such a DC big shot, I have lots of options for the
inauguration and ensuing balls, galas, soirees, etc. I'll probably
have some of the past presidents and other very important people that
I know over on my 36' Zimmerman like lobster boat for cocktails. Then
I'll be watching the inauguration from special rooms that various
unions have set up just for me. It'll be a great time, I'll tell them
all of my adventures, like my father's fireboat welcome in New York
City, how I've raced sailboats competetively, how I single handed a
boat around the horn, etc. I'll make sure to parade my Dr. Dr. wife
around, too! It's going to be a grand time. I'll make sure that while
Obama is having fun listening to music he wants, I'll make sure the
unions who are hosting me listen to my ipod's very special classical
music selections. I still say that compressed digital music sounds
just like you are in a grand concert hall. Now before anyone asks, I
won't take pictures to prove I was anywhere near the inauguration. I'd
rather just tell you of all the glorious great times I had with
dignitaries and such.


Stay away from the political porta-potties.
--
* *I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? **


John H- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


You're appearing to learn well from Harry. You know, I know, everyone
here knows there were (again, just like Harry) underlying political
tones to your post. Did you, for instance, make a fuss over porti-
potties when Bush was inaugurated? Did you even say ANYTHING about it?
If not, why now?


I don't recall a TV newscaster saying anything about the number of
porta-potties on the mall then. Do you?


If there was 'something political' therein, to whom do you think it would
be directed? Obama? He has nothing to do with the porta-potties being put
up on the mall. Bush? Well, he is responsible, ultimately.


Besides, the newscaster made a math error, which no one has caught.
*That's* what's funny!
--
* *I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? **


John H- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Again, like Harry, you've not answered the questions I asked.


Gosh, I don't want you to feel slighted.

Here are the answers.

No.

No.

Because a newscaster made a comment I thought was funny.

Now, would you care to answer mine?
--
* *I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? **

John H- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


No
Obama
Yes

It stands that you are keeping a very close I on this particular
inauguration, more so than when Bush was annointed. Why is that?


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