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John H[_8_] January 17th 09 11:14 PM

Inauguration - Here's the deal...
 
Just reported on local TV. According to current estimates of the number of
people who may end up on the mall, and the number of porta-potties on the
mall, there will be one porta-potty for every 6,000 people.

I don't think they'll be selling beer on the mall.

Bring an empty plastic bottle. Carry it in your hand, 'cause backpacks and
large purses won't be allowed.

Tim January 18th 09 04:00 AM

Inauguration - Here's the deal...
 
On Jan 17, 5:14*pm, John H wrote:
Just reported on local TV. According to current estimates of the number of
people who may end up on the mall, and the number of porta-potties on the
mall, there will be one porta-potty for every 6,000 people.

I don't think they'll be selling beer on the mall.

Bring an empty plastic bottle. Carry it in your hand, 'cause backpacks and
large purses won't be allowed.


I'm going to play it safe John. on the 20th I'm going to Kentucky
Fried Chicken, and watch it on big screen.

Canuck57[_6_] January 18th 09 04:54 AM

Inauguration - Here's the deal...
 

"John H" wrote in message
...

Just reported on local TV. According to current estimates of the number of
people who may end up on the mall, and the number of porta-potties on the
mall, there will be one porta-potty for every 6,000 people.

I don't think they'll be selling beer on the mall.

Bring an empty plastic bottle. Carry it in your hand, 'cause backpacks and
large purses won't be allowed.


LOL. The crap will overfloweth that night. Going to be a lot of crapped
pants.



John H[_8_] January 18th 09 12:29 PM

Inauguration - Here's the deal...
 
On Sat, 17 Jan 2009 20:00:39 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote:

On Jan 17, 5:14*pm, John H wrote:
Just reported on local TV. According to current estimates of the number of
people who may end up on the mall, and the number of porta-potties on the
mall, there will be one porta-potty for every 6,000 people.

I don't think they'll be selling beer on the mall.

Bring an empty plastic bottle. Carry it in your hand, 'cause backpacks and
large purses won't be allowed.


I'm going to play it safe John. on the 20th I'm going to Kentucky
Fried Chicken, and watch it on big screen.


I'm going to play it safe also - http://tinyurl.com/9k5eh7

HK January 18th 09 01:17 PM

Inauguration - Here's the deal...
 
Tim wrote:
On Jan 17, 5:14 pm, John H wrote:
Just reported on local TV. According to current estimates of the number of
people who may end up on the mall, and the number of porta-potties on the
mall, there will be one porta-potty for every 6,000 people.

I don't think they'll be selling beer on the mall.

Bring an empty plastic bottle. Carry it in your hand, 'cause backpacks and
large purses won't be allowed.


I'm going to play it safe John. on the 20th I'm going to Kentucky
Fried Chicken, and watch it on big screen.



Gee, and I was going to be on the lookout for you and for Herring...you
in the crowd and Herring in the ambulance, on his way to the hospital
after suffering a stroke. :)

Bathroom anxiety certainly is a concern, but fortunately, several unions
within a couple of blocks of the Capitol are having an open house
and...more important...access to bathrooms... :)




[email protected] January 18th 09 04:36 PM

Inauguration - Here's the deal...
 
On Jan 17, 6:14*pm, John H wrote:
Just reported on local TV. According to current estimates of the number of
people who may end up on the mall, and the number of porta-potties on the
mall, there will be one porta-potty for every 6,000 people.

I don't think they'll be selling beer on the mall.

Bring an empty plastic bottle. Carry it in your hand, 'cause backpacks and
large purses won't be allowed.


John, for someone who is quick to chastise someone for replying to a
certain poster, I'd think you'd restrain from political posts.

[email protected] January 18th 09 04:37 PM

Inauguration - Here's the deal...
 
On Jan 18, 8:17*am, HK wrote:
Tim wrote:
On Jan 17, 5:14 pm, John H wrote:
Just reported on local TV. According to current estimates of the number of
people who may end up on the mall, and the number of porta-potties on the
mall, there will be one porta-potty for every 6,000 people.


I don't think they'll be selling beer on the mall.


Bring an empty plastic bottle. Carry it in your hand, 'cause backpacks and
large purses won't be allowed.


I'm going to play it safe John. on the 20th I'm going to Kentucky
Fried Chicken, and watch it on big screen.


Gee, and I was going to be on the lookout for you and for Herring...you
in the crowd and Herring in the ambulance, on his way to the hospital
after suffering a stroke. :)

Bathroom anxiety certainly is a concern, but fortunately, several unions
within a couple of blocks of the Capitol are having an open house
and...more important...access to bathrooms... *:)


Yeah, sure, we believe you Harry.
Really.
(hehe!)

Eisboch[_4_] January 18th 09 05:29 PM

Inauguration - Here's the deal...
 

On Jan 18, 8:17 am, HK wrote:

Bathroom anxiety certainly is a concern, but fortunately, several unions
within a couple of blocks of the Capitol are having an open house
and...more important...access to bathrooms... :)



Once that word gets out I'll bet the open house closes.

Eisboch

hk January 18th 09 05:42 PM

Inauguration - Here's the deal...
 
Eisboch wrote:

On Jan 18, 8:17 am, HK wrote:

Bathroom anxiety certainly is a concern, but fortunately, several unions
within a couple of blocks of the Capitol are having an open house
and...more important...access to bathrooms... :)



Once that word gets out I'll bet the open house closes.

Eisboch



Well, you probably will need a union ID. That's what the unions do
during legislative meetings...you can't get in without some sort of
appropriate ID...but with two million souls on the mall, it could easily
get out of hand! :)

Being the 56,723rd person to climb into a porti-potty on the mall is a
scary thought.

Getting out of town is going to be a bitch, too. The only good way is to
wait for the crowds to thin out a bit and then head for a metro station
not well known to the touristas.


Tim January 18th 09 06:08 PM

Inauguration - Here's the deal...
 
On Jan 18, 7:17*am, HK wrote:
Tim wrote:
On Jan 17, 5:14 pm, John H wrote:
Just reported on local TV. According to current estimates of the number of
people who may end up on the mall, and the number of porta-potties on the
mall, there will be one porta-potty for every 6,000 people.


I don't think they'll be selling beer on the mall.


Bring an empty plastic bottle. Carry it in your hand, 'cause backpacks and
large purses won't be allowed.


I'm going to play it safe John. on the 20th I'm going to Kentucky
Fried Chicken, and watch it on big screen.


Gee, and I was going to be on the lookout for you and for Herring...you
in the crowd and Herring in the ambulance, on his way to the hospital
after suffering a stroke. :)



Nah, I've never been to an inauguration yet, and really dont' see any
reason to attend this one either, fighting crowds and traffic isn't'
my thing. especially when it's going to be on about every TV network
for weeks to come.



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