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Default Hey Krausenstein, What Cabinent Position for You?

With Ricardson out, Commerce might be perfect for you. No real power
in poilicy making, but the perqs of office I hear are mighty nice for
someone like you who likes to live in the limelight. Then you could
bide you time until a more suitable position came along, something
like, say, the head gov'ment man what is in charge of measuring and
certifiing transom heights. Just think In 4 years in that job you
could basically render every boat under 26' unseaworthy. Quite a
contribution you could make, yessiree. Or manbe with Roibert Rubin
resigning, you could make a triumphant entrance to high finance (with
fireboat welcome!) just in time to save the country. No hill to climb
for a Yalie, eh, Old Boy. Nosiree. But maybe when it comes right
down to it, you will not be offered any posiition and you'll still be
sitting on your fat ass 18 hours a day at your keyboard whileKaren
works to feed your sorry ass. This is what I predict.
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Default Hey Krausenstein, What Cabinent Position for You?

On Jan 13, 10:15*pm, GC Boater wrote:
With Ricardson out, Commerce might be perfect for you. *No real power
in poilicy making, but the perqs of office I hear are mighty nice for
someone like you who likes to live in the limelight. *Then you could
bide you time until a more suitable position came along, something
like, say, the head gov'ment man what is in charge of measuring and
certifiing transom heights. *Just think In 4 years in that job you
could basically render every boat under 26' unseaworthy. *Quite a
contribution you could make, yessiree. *Or manbe with Roibert Rubin
resigning, you could make a triumphant entrance to high finance (with
fireboat welcome!) just in time to save the country. *No hill to climb
for a Yalie, eh, Old Boy. *Nosiree. *But maybe when it comes right
down to it, you will not be offered any posiition and you'll still be
sitting on your fat ass 18 hours a day at your keyboard whileKaren
works to feed your sorry ass. *This is what I predict.


When I phoned your wife, she said the best position for YOU is over
the easy-chair facing forwards, as she wears the strap-on and gives it
to you......

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Default Hey Krausenstein, What Cabinent Position for You?

On Jan 13, 10:15*pm, GC Boater wrote:
With Ricardson out, Commerce might be perfect for you. *No real power
in poilicy making, but the perqs of office I hear are mighty nice for
someone like you who likes to live in the limelight. *Then you could
bide you time until a more suitable position came along, something
like, say, the head gov'ment man what is in charge of measuring and
certifiing transom heights. *Just think In 4 years in that job you
could basically render every boat under 26' unseaworthy. *Quite a
contribution you could make, yessiree. *Or manbe with Roibert Rubin
resigning, you could make a triumphant entrance to high finance (with
fireboat welcome!) just in time to save the country. *No hill to climb
for a Yalie, eh, Old Boy. *Nosiree. *But maybe when it comes right
down to it, you will not be offered any posiition and you'll still be
sitting on your fat ass 18 hours a day at your keyboard whileKaren
works to feed your sorry ass. *This is what I predict.


Hey torque-brain...whats a " cabinent ". Sounds like Herr Herring, or
Uncle Loogy, to me.
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Default Hey Krausenstein, What Cabinent Position for You?

On Jan 13, 10:15*pm, GC Boater wrote:
With Ricardson out, Commerce might be perfect for you. *No real power
in poilicy making, but the perqs of office I hear are mighty nice for
someone like you who likes to live in the limelight. *Then you could
bide you time until a more suitable position came along, something
like, say, the head gov'ment man what is in charge of measuring and
certifiing transom heights. *Just think In 4 years in that job you
could basically render every boat under 26' unseaworthy. *Quite a
contribution you could make, yessiree. *Or manbe with Roibert Rubin
resigning, you could make a triumphant entrance to high finance (with
fireboat welcome!) just in time to save the country. *No hill to climb
for a Yalie, eh, Old Boy. *Nosiree. *But maybe when it comes right
down to it, you will not be offered any posiition and you'll still be
sitting on your fat ass 18 hours a day at your keyboard whileKaren
works to feed your sorry ass. *This is what I predict.


He should get a position, I'm sure he'll try to tell us how many of
the cabinet members he personally knows!
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