Update: Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus
 

With a court battle brewing the situation is heating up.

A few days ago, the species Krausii Liesallthetime Maryalandus
“frightened the daylights” out of some campers on the shore of
Chesapeake Bay.

The bird landed near the family’s tent just after daylight and
screamed repeatedly “Doctor Doctor Yale Lobster Boat.”

Because it was the first time the species demonstrated its parrot-like
ability to mimic human speech, the Department of Biology of the
University Maryland has stepped up its effort to obtain permission to
trap the bird for research study.

However, opposing the trapping of the bird is the Canadian-based group
known as S.T.U.P.I.D. (Society to Unite People in Dullness), which has
filed a lawsuit to prevent the trapping.

Reginald P. Smithereens, Chairman, Department of Biology, said the
University of Maryland has hired eminent lawyer, Freek N. Minute, to
defend the lawsuit filed by S.T.U.P.I.D. “What kind of dumb group is
S.T.U.P.I.D.?” asked Freek N. Minute, from his hospital bed where he
is being treated for an undisclosed condition.

Sources in the legal community have reported that S.T.U.P.I.D. has
approached several lawyers about taking the case, but all have
declined. The president of S.T.U.P.I.D is Don Whitewash who told a
local television reporter, “Irregardless, we’s gonna get a fine lawyer
to stop the trappin’ of this beautiful bird, and irregardless if we
can’t find a lawyer, I will represent my own self in court.”

“That should be interesting,” said University of Maryland attorney
Feek N. Minute. “Maybe I should notify both Court TV and the Comedy
Channel.”

The case is to be heard before Judge Thomas S. W. Francois. Judge
Francois’ spokesman, the reserved Loog E. Pickster, citing court rules
of decorum, again declined comment except to say, “What a crock.
That’s one ugly assed bird and I can’t see why anyone would object to
trapping its squawking, pooping ass.”

Story developing....

Update: Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus
 

On Dec 22, 11:25*am, GC Boater wrote:
With a court battle brewing the situation is heating up.

A few days ago, the species Krausii Liesallthetime Maryalandus
“frightened the daylights” out of some campers on the shore of
Chesapeake Bay.

The bird landed near the family’s tent just after daylight and
screamed repeatedly “Doctor Doctor Yale Lobster Boat.”

Because it was the first time the species demonstrated its parrot-like
ability to mimic human speech, the Department of Biology of the
University Maryland has stepped up its effort to obtain permission to
trap the bird for research study.

However, opposing the trapping of the bird is the Canadian-based group
known as S.T.U.P.I.D. (Society to Unite People in Dullness), which has
filed a lawsuit to prevent the trapping.

Reginald P. Smithereens, Chairman, Department of Biology, said the
University of Maryland has hired eminent lawyer, Freek N. Minute, to
defend the lawsuit filed by S.T.U.P.I.D. *“What kind of dumb group is
S.T.U.P.I.D.?” asked Freek N. Minute, from his hospital bed where he
is being treated for an undisclosed condition.

Sources in the legal community have reported that S.T.U.P.I.D. has
approached several lawyers about taking the case, but all have
declined. *The president of S.T.U.P.I.D is Don Whitewash who told a
local television reporter, “Irregardless, we’s gonna get a fine lawyer
to stop the trappin’ of this beautiful bird, and irregardless if we
can’t find a lawyer, I will represent my own self in court.”

“That should be interesting,” said University of Maryland attorney
Feek N. Minute. *“Maybe I should notify both Court TV and the Comedy
Channel.”

The case is to be heard before Judge Thomas S. W. Francois. *Judge
Francois’ spokesman, the reserved Loog E. Pickster, citing court rules
of decorum, again declined comment except to say, “What a crock.
That’s one ugly assed bird and I can’t see why anyone would object to
trapping its squawking, pooping ass.”

Story developing....

I've heard that the members of S.T.U.P.I.D. like to imitate the bird
and have even taken to prancing around their habitat just like it.

Update: Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus
 

On Dec 22, 1:39*pm, "Don White" wrote:
wrote in message

...
On Dec 22, 11:25 am, GC Boater wrote:





With a court battle brewing the situation is heating up.

A few days ago, the species Krausii Liesallthetime Maryalandus
“frightened the daylights” out of some campers on the shore of
Chesapeake Bay.

The bird landed near the family’s tent just after daylight and
screamed repeatedly “Doctor Doctor Yale Lobster Boat.”

Because it was the first time the species demonstrated its parrot-like
ability to mimic human speech, the Department of Biology of the
University Maryland has stepped up its effort to obtain permission to
trap the bird for research study.

However, opposing the trapping of the bird is the Canadian-based group
known as S.T.U.P.I.D. (Society to Unite People in Dullness), which has
filed a lawsuit to prevent the trapping.

Reginald P. Smithereens, Chairman, Department of Biology, said the
University of Maryland has hired eminent lawyer, Freek N. Minute, to
defend the lawsuit filed by S.T.U.P.I.D. “What kind of dumb group is
S.T.U.P.I.D.?” asked Freek N. Minute, from his hospital bed where he
is being treated for an undisclosed condition.

Sources in the legal community have reported that S.T.U.P.I.D. has
approached several lawyers about taking the case, but all have
declined. The president of S.T.U.P.I.D is Don Whitewash who told a
local television reporter, “Irregardless, we’s gonna get a fine lawyer
to stop the trappin’ of this beautiful bird, and irregardless if we
can’t find a lawyer, I will represent my own self in court.”

“That should be interesting,” said University of Maryland attorney
Feek N. Minute. “Maybe I should notify both Court TV and the Comedy
Channel.”

The case is to be heard before Judge Thomas S. W. Francois. Judge
Francois’ spokesman, the reserved Loog E. Pickster, citing court rules
of decorum, again declined comment except to say, “What a crock.
That’s one ugly assed bird and I can’t see why anyone would object to
trapping its squawking, pooping ass.”

Story developing....

I've heard that the members of S.T.U.P.I.D. like to imitate the bird
and have even taken to prancing around their habitat just like it.

************************************************** ***************

Stupid is, as Stupid says!- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

I couldn't have said it better if I'd had a gun with a buller to my
head fot saying so.

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On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 08:25:30 -0800 (PST), GC Boater
wrote:

With a court battle brewing the situation is heating up.

A few days ago, the species Krausii Liesallthetime Maryalandus
“frightened the daylights” out of some campers on the shore of
Chesapeake Bay.

The bird landed near the family’s tent just after daylight and
screamed repeatedly “Doctor Doctor Yale Lobster Boat.”

Because it was the first time the species demonstrated its parrot-like
ability to mimic human speech, the Department of Biology of the
University Maryland has stepped up its effort to obtain permission to
trap the bird for research study.

However, opposing the trapping of the bird is the Canadian-based group
known as S.T.U.P.I.D. (Society to Unite People in Dullness), which has
filed a lawsuit to prevent the trapping.

Reginald P. Smithereens, Chairman, Department of Biology, said the
University of Maryland has hired eminent lawyer, Freek N. Minute, to
defend the lawsuit filed by S.T.U.P.I.D. “What kind of dumb group is
S.T.U.P.I.D.?” asked Freek N. Minute, from his hospital bed where he
is being treated for an undisclosed condition.

Sources in the legal community have reported that S.T.U.P.I.D. has
approached several lawyers about taking the case, but all have
declined. The president of S.T.U.P.I.D is Don Whitewash who told a
local television reporter, “Irregardless, we’s gonna get a fine lawyer
to stop the trappin’ of this beautiful bird, and irregardless if we
can’t find a lawyer, I will represent my own self in court.”

“That should be interesting,” said University of Maryland attorney
Feek N. Minute. “Maybe I should notify both Court TV and the Comedy
Channel.”

The case is to be heard before Judge Thomas S. W. Francois. Judge
Francois’ spokesman, the reserved Loog E. Pickster, citing court rules
of decorum, again declined comment except to say, “What a crock.
That’s one ugly assed bird and I can’t see why anyone would object to
trapping its squawking, pooping ass.”

Story developing....

A cast of true heroes! Well, almost all.
--
John

Have a Super Christmas and a Spectacular New Year!

Update: Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus
 

On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 14:39:16 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:


wrote in message
...
On Dec 22, 11:25 am, GC Boater wrote:
With a court battle brewing the situation is heating up.

A few days ago, the species Krausii Liesallthetime Maryalandus
“frightened the daylights” out of some campers on the shore of
Chesapeake Bay.

The bird landed near the family’s tent just after daylight and
screamed repeatedly “Doctor Doctor Yale Lobster Boat.”

Because it was the first time the species demonstrated its parrot-like
ability to mimic human speech, the Department of Biology of the
University Maryland has stepped up its effort to obtain permission to
trap the bird for research study.

However, opposing the trapping of the bird is the Canadian-based group
known as S.T.U.P.I.D. (Society to Unite People in Dullness), which has
filed a lawsuit to prevent the trapping.

Reginald P. Smithereens, Chairman, Department of Biology, said the
University of Maryland has hired eminent lawyer, Freek N. Minute, to
defend the lawsuit filed by S.T.U.P.I.D. “What kind of dumb group is
S.T.U.P.I.D.?” asked Freek N. Minute, from his hospital bed where he
is being treated for an undisclosed condition.

Sources in the legal community have reported that S.T.U.P.I.D. has
approached several lawyers about taking the case, but all have
declined. The president of S.T.U.P.I.D is Don Whitewash who told a
local television reporter, “Irregardless, we’s gonna get a fine lawyer
to stop the trappin’ of this beautiful bird, and irregardless if we
can’t find a lawyer, I will represent my own self in court.”

“That should be interesting,” said University of Maryland attorney
Feek N. Minute. “Maybe I should notify both Court TV and the Comedy
Channel.”

The case is to be heard before Judge Thomas S. W. Francois. Judge
Francois’ spokesman, the reserved Loog E. Pickster, citing court rules
of decorum, again declined comment except to say, “What a crock.
That’s one ugly assed bird and I can’t see why anyone would object to
trapping its squawking, pooping ass.”

Story developing....

I've heard that the members of S.T.U.P.I.D. like to imitate the bird
and have even taken to prancing around their habitat just like it.

************************************************* ****************

Stupid is, as Stupid says!


I can see why it took a couple hours to make that response. You must have
been laughing your butt off, Don.

Funny as hell, no?
--
John

Have a Super Christmas and a Spectacular New Year!

Update: Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus
 

"Salmonbait" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 14:39:16 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:


wrote in message
...
On Dec 22, 11:25 am, GC Boater wrote:
With a court battle brewing the situation is heating up.

A few days ago, the species Krausii Liesallthetime Maryalandus
"frightened the daylights" out of some campers on the shore of
Chesapeake Bay.

The bird landed near the family's tent just after daylight and
screamed repeatedly "Doctor Doctor Yale Lobster Boat."

Because it was the first time the species demonstrated its parrot-like
ability to mimic human speech, the Department of Biology of the
University Maryland has stepped up its effort to obtain permission to
trap the bird for research study.

However, opposing the trapping of the bird is the Canadian-based group
known as S.T.U.P.I.D. (Society to Unite People in Dullness), which has
filed a lawsuit to prevent the trapping.

Reginald P. Smithereens, Chairman, Department of Biology, said the
University of Maryland has hired eminent lawyer, Freek N. Minute, to
defend the lawsuit filed by S.T.U.P.I.D. "What kind of dumb group is
S.T.U.P.I.D.?" asked Freek N. Minute, from his hospital bed where he
is being treated for an undisclosed condition.

Sources in the legal community have reported that S.T.U.P.I.D. has
approached several lawyers about taking the case, but all have
declined. The president of S.T.U.P.I.D is Don Whitewash who told a
local television reporter, "Irregardless, we's gonna get a fine lawyer
to stop the trappin' of this beautiful bird, and irregardless if we
can't find a lawyer, I will represent my own self in court."

"That should be interesting," said University of Maryland attorney
Feek N. Minute. "Maybe I should notify both Court TV and the Comedy
Channel."

The case is to be heard before Judge Thomas S. W. Francois. Judge
Francois' spokesman, the reserved Loog E. Pickster, citing court rules
of decorum, again declined comment except to say, "What a crock.
That's one ugly assed bird and I can't see why anyone would object to
trapping its squawking, pooping ass."

Story developing....

I've heard that the members of S.T.U.P.I.D. like to imitate the bird
and have even taken to prancing around their habitat just like it.

************************************************ *****************

Stupid is, as Stupid says!


I can see why it took a couple hours to make that response. You must have
been laughing your butt off, Don.

Funny as hell, no?
--
John


Uh...no. I check the computer on occasion throught the day. I don't sit
here waiting for the 'gems' uttered by the Dope Army..

Update: Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus
 

On Dec 22, 6:12*pm, "Don White" wrote:
"Salmonbait" wrote in message

...



On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 14:39:16 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:

wrote in message
....
On Dec 22, 11:25 am, GC Boater wrote:
With a court battle brewing the situation is heating up.

A few days ago, the species Krausii Liesallthetime Maryalandus
"frightened the daylights" out of some campers on the shore of
Chesapeake Bay.

The bird landed near the family's tent just after daylight and
screamed repeatedly "Doctor Doctor Yale Lobster Boat."

Because it was the first time the species demonstrated its parrot-like
ability to mimic human speech, the Department of Biology of the
University Maryland has stepped up its effort to obtain permission to
trap the bird for research study.

However, opposing the trapping of the bird is the Canadian-based group
known as S.T.U.P.I.D. (Society to Unite People in Dullness), which has
filed a lawsuit to prevent the trapping.

Reginald P. Smithereens, Chairman, Department of Biology, said the
University of Maryland has hired eminent lawyer, Freek N. Minute, to
defend the lawsuit filed by S.T.U.P.I.D. "What kind of dumb group is
S.T.U.P.I.D.?" asked Freek N. Minute, from his hospital bed where he
is being treated for an undisclosed condition.

Sources in the legal community have reported that S.T.U.P.I.D. has
approached several lawyers about taking the case, but all have
declined. The president of S.T.U.P.I.D is Don Whitewash who told a
local television reporter, "Irregardless, we's gonna get a fine lawyer
to stop the trappin' of this beautiful bird, and irregardless if we
can't find a lawyer, I will represent my own self in court."

"That should be interesting," said University of Maryland attorney
Feek N. Minute. "Maybe I should notify both Court TV and the Comedy
Channel."

The case is to be heard before Judge Thomas S. W. Francois. Judge
Francois' spokesman, the reserved Loog E. Pickster, citing court rules
of decorum, again declined comment except to say, "What a crock.
That's one ugly assed bird and I can't see why anyone would object to
trapping its squawking, pooping ass."

Story developing....

I've heard that the members of S.T.U.P.I.D. like to imitate the bird
and have even taken to prancing around their habitat just like it.

************************************************ *****************

Stupid is, as Stupid says!

I can see why it took a couple hours to make that response. You must have
been laughing your butt off, Don.

Funny as hell, no?
--
John

Uh...no. *I check the computer on occasion throught the day. *I don't sit
here waiting for the 'gems' uttered by the Dope Army..- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Did you possibly intend to write "throughout" the day. Or is it your
usual lack of education showing?

Update: Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus
 

wrote in message
...
On Dec 22, 6:12 pm, "Don White" wrote:
"Salmonbait" wrote in message

...



On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 14:39:16 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:

wrote in message
...
On Dec 22, 11:25 am, GC Boater wrote:
With a court battle brewing the situation is heating up.

A few days ago, the species Krausii Liesallthetime Maryalandus
"frightened the daylights" out of some campers on the shore of
Chesapeake Bay.

The bird landed near the family's tent just after daylight and
screamed repeatedly "Doctor Doctor Yale Lobster Boat."

Because it was the first time the species demonstrated its parrot-like
ability to mimic human speech, the Department of Biology of the
University Maryland has stepped up its effort to obtain permission to
trap the bird for research study.

However, opposing the trapping of the bird is the Canadian-based group
known as S.T.U.P.I.D. (Society to Unite People in Dullness), which has
filed a lawsuit to prevent the trapping.

Reginald P. Smithereens, Chairman, Department of Biology, said the
University of Maryland has hired eminent lawyer, Freek N. Minute, to
defend the lawsuit filed by S.T.U.P.I.D. "What kind of dumb group is
S.T.U.P.I.D.?" asked Freek N. Minute, from his hospital bed where he
is being treated for an undisclosed condition.

Sources in the legal community have reported that S.T.U.P.I.D. has
approached several lawyers about taking the case, but all have
declined. The president of S.T.U.P.I.D is Don Whitewash who told a
local television reporter, "Irregardless, we's gonna get a fine lawyer
to stop the trappin' of this beautiful bird, and irregardless if we
can't find a lawyer, I will represent my own self in court."

"That should be interesting," said University of Maryland attorney
Feek N. Minute. "Maybe I should notify both Court TV and the Comedy
Channel."

The case is to be heard before Judge Thomas S. W. Francois. Judge
Francois' spokesman, the reserved Loog E. Pickster, citing court rules
of decorum, again declined comment except to say, "What a crock.
That's one ugly assed bird and I can't see why anyone would object to
trapping its squawking, pooping ass."

Story developing....

I've heard that the members of S.T.U.P.I.D. like to imitate the bird
and have even taken to prancing around their habitat just like it.

************************************************ *****************

Stupid is, as Stupid says!

I can see why it took a couple hours to make that response. You must
have
been laughing your butt off, Don.

Funny as hell, no?
--
John

Uh...no. I check the computer on occasion throught the day. I don't sit
here waiting for the 'gems' uttered by the Dope Army..- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Did you possibly intend to write "throughout" the day. Or is it your
usual lack of education showing?

************************************************** *

Kiss me arse!

Update: Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus
 

On Dec 22, 6:58*pm, "Don White" wrote:
wrote in message

...
On Dec 22, 6:12 pm, "Don White" wrote:





"Salmonbait" wrote in message

.. .

On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 14:39:16 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:

wrote in message
...
On Dec 22, 11:25 am, GC Boater wrote:
With a court battle brewing the situation is heating up.

A few days ago, the species Krausii Liesallthetime Maryalandus
"frightened the daylights" out of some campers on the shore of
Chesapeake Bay.

The bird landed near the family's tent just after daylight and
screamed repeatedly "Doctor Doctor Yale Lobster Boat."

Because it was the first time the species demonstrated its parrot-like
ability to mimic human speech, the Department of Biology of the
University Maryland has stepped up its effort to obtain permission to
trap the bird for research study.

However, opposing the trapping of the bird is the Canadian-based group
known as S.T.U.P.I.D. (Society to Unite People in Dullness), which has
filed a lawsuit to prevent the trapping.

Reginald P. Smithereens, Chairman, Department of Biology, said the
University of Maryland has hired eminent lawyer, Freek N. Minute, to
defend the lawsuit filed by S.T.U.P.I.D. "What kind of dumb group is
S.T.U.P.I.D.?" asked Freek N. Minute, from his hospital bed where he
is being treated for an undisclosed condition.

Sources in the legal community have reported that S.T.U.P.I.D. has
approached several lawyers about taking the case, but all have
declined. The president of S.T.U.P.I.D is Don Whitewash who told a
local television reporter, "Irregardless, we's gonna get a fine lawyer
to stop the trappin' of this beautiful bird, and irregardless if we
can't find a lawyer, I will represent my own self in court."

"That should be interesting," said University of Maryland attorney
Feek N. Minute. "Maybe I should notify both Court TV and the Comedy
Channel."

The case is to be heard before Judge Thomas S. W. Francois. Judge
Francois' spokesman, the reserved Loog E. Pickster, citing court rules
of decorum, again declined comment except to say, "What a crock.
That's one ugly assed bird and I can't see why anyone would object to
trapping its squawking, pooping ass."

Story developing....

I've heard that the members of S.T.U.P.I.D. like to imitate the bird
and have even taken to prancing around their habitat just like it.

************************************************ *****************

Stupid is, as Stupid says!

I can see why it took a couple hours to make that response. You must
have
been laughing your butt off, Don.

Funny as hell, no?
--
John

Uh...no. I check the computer on occasion throught the day. I don't sit
here waiting for the 'gems' uttered by the Dope Army..- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Did you possibly intend to write "throughout" the day. *Or is it your
usual lack of education showing?

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Kiss me arse!- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

"Irregardless," of your arse, I would strongly suggest you look for
some kind of remedial training in your area.

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Don White wrote:
wrote in message


Did you possibly intend to write "throughout" the day. Or is it your
usual lack of education showing?

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Kiss me arse!



That's kind of risky, considering where Bruce's lips probably have been.