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BAR[_3_] December 17th 08 04:22 AM

Dog vs lobster
 
Mike wrote:
I take the rubber bands off when I do that with my German Shephard Dog. It
doesn't matter, a lobster is the only thing I've ever seen scare him. He
won't go within 4 feet of the critter(s). I think he nudged one in the head
with his nose once, and the spines got him. Ever since then, he just stands
off and barks at it.


What does your GSD do when he hears thunder? My 110 lb GSD would would
try and get under the bed when he heard thunder, firecrackers or other
loud noises. He looked damn funny with his head under the bed and his
body, from the neck to the tail, sticking out.

Currently we have a Beagle mutt male. Worst thunder storm in the world
could go right over our house. He would just stand there.

I always save a bit for him when we're done... sweet revenge. g




Don White December 17th 08 04:29 AM

Dog vs lobster
 

"John" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 16 Dec 2008 17:55:40 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:

The wife put a lobster, and then another on the floor to see what the dog
would do.
What a hoot...he kept going up to them woofing, backing off, howling a pit
and then repeating the sequence.
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v2...onlobster2.jpg

and:
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v2...2lobstersB.jpg


Very cool pictures.

But, why'd you leave the rubber bands on?
--
John


Didn't want the lobsters grabbing where they shouldn't.



CalifBill December 17th 08 05:36 AM

Dog vs lobster
 

"BAR" wrote in message
...
Mike wrote:
I take the rubber bands off when I do that with my German Shephard Dog.
It doesn't matter, a lobster is the only thing I've ever seen scare him.
He won't go within 4 feet of the critter(s). I think he nudged one in the
head with his nose once, and the spines got him. Ever since then, he just
stands off and barks at it.


What does your GSD do when he hears thunder? My 110 lb GSD would would try
and get under the bed when he heard thunder, firecrackers or other loud
noises. He looked damn funny with his head under the bed and his body,
from the neck to the tail, sticking out.

Currently we have a Beagle mutt male. Worst thunder storm in the world
could go right over our house. He would just stand there.

I always save a bit for him when we're done... sweet revenge. g




Beagle's are interested in only one thing and that is eating. They ignore
all other stimulus.



John[_6_] December 17th 08 12:58 PM

Dog vs lobster
 
On Wed, 17 Dec 2008 00:29:36 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:


"John" wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 16 Dec 2008 17:55:40 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:

The wife put a lobster, and then another on the floor to see what the dog
would do.
What a hoot...he kept going up to them woofing, backing off, howling a pit
and then repeating the sequence.
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v2...onlobster2.jpg

and:
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v2...2lobstersB.jpg


Very cool pictures.

But, why'd you leave the rubber bands on?
--
John


Didn't want the lobsters grabbing where they shouldn't.


Wuss.
--
John

Tim December 17th 08 01:03 PM

Dog vs lobster
 
On Dec 16, 11:36*pm, "CalifBill" wrote:
"BAR" wrote in message

...



Mike wrote:
I take the rubber bands off when I do that with my German Shephard Dog..
It doesn't matter, a lobster is the only thing I've ever seen scare him.
He won't go within 4 feet of the critter(s). I think he nudged one in the
head with his nose once, and the spines got him. Ever since then, he just
stands off and barks at it.


What does your GSD do when he hears thunder? My 110 lb GSD would would try
and get under the bed when he heard thunder, firecrackers or other loud
noises. He looked damn funny with his head under the bed and his body,
from the neck to the tail, sticking out.


Currently we have a Beagle mutt male. Worst thunder storm in the world
could go right over our house. He would just stand there.


I always save a bit for him when we're done... sweet revenge. g


Beagle's are interested in only one thing and that is eating. *They ignore
all other stimulus.


I don't' know.

My neighbor used to have beagles, and they did a good job of howling
all night.

Occasionally he'd take them rabbit hunting, so he said. Actually I
think he kept them around just to bug the neighborhood.

BAR[_3_] December 17th 08 01:21 PM

Dog vs lobster
 
Tim wrote:
On Dec 16, 11:36 pm, "CalifBill" wrote:
"BAR" wrote in message

...



Mike wrote:
I take the rubber bands off when I do that with my German Shephard Dog..
It doesn't matter, a lobster is the only thing I've ever seen scare him.
He won't go within 4 feet of the critter(s). I think he nudged one in the
head with his nose once, and the spines got him. Ever since then, he just
stands off and barks at it.
What does your GSD do when he hears thunder? My 110 lb GSD would would try
and get under the bed when he heard thunder, firecrackers or other loud
noises. He looked damn funny with his head under the bed and his body,
from the neck to the tail, sticking out.
Currently we have a Beagle mutt male. Worst thunder storm in the world
could go right over our house. He would just stand there.
I always save a bit for him when we're done... sweet revenge. g

Beagle's are interested in only one thing and that is eating. They ignore
all other stimulus.


I don't' know.

My neighbor used to have beagles, and they did a good job of howling
all night.

Occasionally he'd take them rabbit hunting, so he said. Actually I
think he kept them around just to bug the neighborhood.


We actually have two Beagle mutts. A male and a bitch. We got the male
first in 2003. and the bitch a couple of years later. The male thought
we were doing him a favor bringing a young babe into the house for him
to hump all day and all night. After two days of the male trying to hump
the bitch he has never tried again. We never say the scene where the
bitch laid down the law but, ever since then the male has had to deal
with being a notch lower on the totem pole. I guess that's why he chases
the cat around the house so much.

Ours Beagle's spend their time in the backyard squirrel hunting. They've
only caught one in two years. And, they only bark when a neighbor is
mowing the lawn or when the wife's car is driving down the street coming
home.

Boater[_3_] December 17th 08 01:22 PM

Dog vs lobster
 
BAR wrote:
Tim wrote:
On Dec 16, 11:36 pm, "CalifBill" wrote:
"BAR" wrote in message

...



Mike wrote:
I take the rubber bands off when I do that with my German Shephard
Dog..
It doesn't matter, a lobster is the only thing I've ever seen scare
him.
He won't go within 4 feet of the critter(s). I think he nudged one
in the
head with his nose once, and the spines got him. Ever since then,
he just
stands off and barks at it.
What does your GSD do when he hears thunder? My 110 lb GSD would
would try
and get under the bed when he heard thunder, firecrackers or other loud
noises. He looked damn funny with his head under the bed and his body,
from the neck to the tail, sticking out.
Currently we have a Beagle mutt male. Worst thunder storm in the world
could go right over our house. He would just stand there.
I always save a bit for him when we're done... sweet revenge. g
Beagle's are interested in only one thing and that is eating. They
ignore
all other stimulus.


I don't' know.

My neighbor used to have beagles, and they did a good job of howling
all night.

Occasionally he'd take them rabbit hunting, so he said. Actually I
think he kept them around just to bug the neighborhood.


We actually have two Beagle mutts. A male and a bitch. We got the male
first in 2003. and the bitch a couple of years later. The male thought
we were doing him a favor bringing a young babe into the house for him
to hump all day and all night. After two days of the male trying to hump
the bitch he has never tried again. We never say the scene where the
bitch laid down the law but, ever since then the male has had to deal
with being a notch lower on the totem pole. I guess that's why he chases
the cat around the house so much.

Ours Beagle's spend their time in the backyard squirrel hunting. They've
only caught one in two years. And, they only bark when a neighbor is
mowing the lawn or when the wife's car is driving down the street coming
home.



You need a full-sized Maine coon cat to straight out those pooches.

BAR[_3_] December 17th 08 01:24 PM

Dog vs lobster
 
Boater wrote:
BAR wrote:
Tim wrote:
On Dec 16, 11:36 pm, "CalifBill" wrote:
"BAR" wrote in message

...



Mike wrote:
I take the rubber bands off when I do that with my German Shephard
Dog..
It doesn't matter, a lobster is the only thing I've ever seen
scare him.
He won't go within 4 feet of the critter(s). I think he nudged one
in the
head with his nose once, and the spines got him. Ever since then,
he just
stands off and barks at it.
What does your GSD do when he hears thunder? My 110 lb GSD would
would try
and get under the bed when he heard thunder, firecrackers or other
loud
noises. He looked damn funny with his head under the bed and his body,
from the neck to the tail, sticking out.
Currently we have a Beagle mutt male. Worst thunder storm in the world
could go right over our house. He would just stand there.
I always save a bit for him when we're done... sweet revenge. g
Beagle's are interested in only one thing and that is eating. They
ignore
all other stimulus.

I don't' know.

My neighbor used to have beagles, and they did a good job of howling
all night.

Occasionally he'd take them rabbit hunting, so he said. Actually I
think he kept them around just to bug the neighborhood.


We actually have two Beagle mutts. A male and a bitch. We got the male
first in 2003. and the bitch a couple of years later. The male thought
we were doing him a favor bringing a young babe into the house for him
to hump all day and all night. After two days of the male trying to
hump the bitch he has never tried again. We never say the scene where
the bitch laid down the law but, ever since then the male has had to
deal with being a notch lower on the totem pole. I guess that's why he
chases the cat around the house so much.

Ours Beagle's spend their time in the backyard squirrel hunting.
They've only caught one in two years. And, they only bark when a
neighbor is mowing the lawn or when the wife's car is driving down the
street coming home.



You need a full-sized Maine coon cat to straight out those pooches.


Once the current cat dies we are done with cats.

Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.[_3_] December 17th 08 01:24 PM

Dog vs lobster
 
Tim wrote:
On Dec 16, 11:36 pm, "CalifBill" wrote:
"BAR" wrote in message

...



Mike wrote:
I take the rubber bands off when I do that with my German Shephard Dog.
It doesn't matter, a lobster is the only thing I've ever seen scare him.
He won't go within 4 feet of the critter(s). I think he nudged one in the
head with his nose once, and the spines got him. Ever since then, he just
stands off and barks at it.
What does your GSD do when he hears thunder? My 110 lb GSD would would try
and get under the bed when he heard thunder, firecrackers or other loud
noises. He looked damn funny with his head under the bed and his body,
from the neck to the tail, sticking out.
Currently we have a Beagle mutt male. Worst thunder storm in the world
could go right over our house. He would just stand there.
I always save a bit for him when we're done... sweet revenge. g

Beagle's are interested in only one thing and that is eating. They ignore
all other stimulus.


I don't' know.

My neighbor used to have beagles, and they did a good job of howling
all night.

Occasionally he'd take them rabbit hunting, so he said. Actually I
think he kept them around just to bug the neighborhood.


Beagles are hound dogs, and will pick up a scent and will follow it
forever, so they are a very popular dog for hunting.

Boater[_3_] December 17th 08 01:32 PM

Dog vs lobster
 
BAR wrote:
Boater wrote:
BAR wrote:
Tim wrote:
On Dec 16, 11:36 pm, "CalifBill" wrote:
"BAR" wrote in message

...



Mike wrote:
I take the rubber bands off when I do that with my German
Shephard Dog..
It doesn't matter, a lobster is the only thing I've ever seen
scare him.
He won't go within 4 feet of the critter(s). I think he nudged
one in the
head with his nose once, and the spines got him. Ever since then,
he just
stands off and barks at it.
What does your GSD do when he hears thunder? My 110 lb GSD would
would try
and get under the bed when he heard thunder, firecrackers or other
loud
noises. He looked damn funny with his head under the bed and his
body,
from the neck to the tail, sticking out.
Currently we have a Beagle mutt male. Worst thunder storm in the
world
could go right over our house. He would just stand there.
I always save a bit for him when we're done... sweet revenge. g
Beagle's are interested in only one thing and that is eating. They
ignore
all other stimulus.

I don't' know.

My neighbor used to have beagles, and they did a good job of howling
all night.

Occasionally he'd take them rabbit hunting, so he said. Actually I
think he kept them around just to bug the neighborhood.

We actually have two Beagle mutts. A male and a bitch. We got the
male first in 2003. and the bitch a couple of years later. The male
thought we were doing him a favor bringing a young babe into the
house for him to hump all day and all night. After two days of the
male trying to hump the bitch he has never tried again. We never say
the scene where the bitch laid down the law but, ever since then the
male has had to deal with being a notch lower on the totem pole. I
guess that's why he chases the cat around the house so much.

Ours Beagle's spend their time in the backyard squirrel hunting.
They've only caught one in two years. And, they only bark when a
neighbor is mowing the lawn or when the wife's car is driving down
the street coming home.



You need a full-sized Maine coon cat to straight out those pooches.


Once the current cat dies we are done with cats.



Too bad. Maine coon cats are great pets.


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