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HK December 13th 08 12:59 PM

Good investment??
 
John wrote:
On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 18:27:34 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote:

On Dec 12, 6:40 pm, wrote:
On Dec 12, 7:36 pm, John wrote:

I'm hoping some of you who are knowledgeable about these matters can give
me some advice. I'm considering a reverse mortgage on my house, and
investing the money in this:
http://tinyurl.com/66lgm8
Any advice would be appreciated.
--
John
Pfffftttt, I almost **** my pants.. What's next? The Al Capone dollar,
how about the Osama Bin Laden dollar?.. Oh, no, maybe the Al Franken
dollar, he is about to steal the election, ..................or best
of all, the Harry Krause dollar.. it comes plated in genuine fake
gold, and it even has a built in chip so it makes annoying sounds
(sort of like popping a zit) when squeezed...

http://www.obamacondoms.com/


Unreal! It's a shame his daddy didn't use them. Or maybe he did!


It's a shame your daddy didn't use one.

[email protected] December 13th 08 01:50 PM

Good investment??
 
On Dec 12, 9:27*pm, John wrote:
On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 20:58:20 -0500, Wayne.B

wrote:
On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 19:36:07 -0500, John wrote:


I'm hoping some of you who are knowledgeable about these matters can give
me some advice. I'm considering a reverse mortgage on my house, and
investing the money in this:


http://tinyurl.com/66lgm8


Any advice would be appreciated.


A reverse mortgage gives you monthly income. * Sell the house outright
and invest all the cash. * If prices continue to tank you can buy it
back cheaper later on. * Better yet, sell a house you don't own, like
the naked short sellers on Wall Street. * *:-)


If I sell a house I don't own, do I have to sell the barn too?
--
John


Yes, and the invisible 3/4 mile driveway.

D K December 18th 08 01:06 AM

Good investment??
 
John wrote:
On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 20:58:20 -0500, Wayne.B
wrote:

On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 19:36:07 -0500, John wrote:

I'm hoping some of you who are knowledgeable about these matters can give
me some advice. I'm considering a reverse mortgage on my house, and
investing the money in this:

http://tinyurl.com/66lgm8

Any advice would be appreciated.

A reverse mortgage gives you monthly income. Sell the house outright
and invest all the cash. If prices continue to tank you can buy it
back cheaper later on. Better yet, sell a house you don't own, like
the naked short sellers on Wall Street. :-)


If I sell a house I don't own, do I have to sell the barn too?


Ask WAFA. He owns neither.


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