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Johnny's Mother looked out the window and noticed
Him 'playing church' with their cat.
He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it.

She smiled and went about her work.

A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the open
window

to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water.

She called out, 'Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!'


Johnny looked up at her and said,
'He should have thought about that before he joined my church.'

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On Tue, 9 Dec 2008 17:03:35 -0800, "Calif Bill"
wrote:

Johnny's Mother looked out the window and noticed
Him 'playing church' with their cat.
He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it.

She smiled and went about her work.

A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the open
window

to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water.

She called out, 'Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!'


Johnny looked up at her and said,
'He should have thought about that before he joined my church.'



I probably shouldn't be laughing my butt off, but I am.
--
John

Have a Super Christmas and a Spectacular New Year!

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On Dec 9, 7:27*pm, JohnH wrote:
On Tue, 9 Dec 2008 17:03:35 -0800, "Calif Bill"
wrote:



Johnny's Mother looked out the window and noticed
Him 'playing church' with their cat.
He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it.

She smiled and went about her work.

A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the open
window

to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water.

She called out, 'Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!'

Johnny looked up at her and said,
'He should have thought about that before he joined my church.'

I probably shouldn't be laughing my butt off, but I am.
--
John

Have a Super Christmas and a Spectacular New Year!

laugh all you want. i used to baptize my cats when i was a kid.

Full emersion, too!

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On Tue, 9 Dec 2008 17:33:24 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote:

On Dec 9, 7:27*pm, JohnH wrote:
On Tue, 9 Dec 2008 17:03:35 -0800, "Calif Bill"
wrote:



Johnny's Mother looked out the window and noticed
Him 'playing church' with their cat.
He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it.

She smiled and went about her work.

A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the open
window

to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water.

She called out, 'Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!'

Johnny looked up at her and said,
'He should have thought about that before he joined my church.'

I probably shouldn't be laughing my butt off, but I am.
--
John

Have a Super Christmas and a Spectacular New Year!

laugh all you want. i used to baptize my cats when i was a kid.

Full emersion, too!

One day, while on the farm, my brothers and I rounded up all the cats we
could catch, about ten, and took them to the big water tank by the
windmill. This tank was probably 12 feet across. We proceeded to see if the
cats could make it across the tank. They actually swim pretty good, but
they do raise a ruckus....which my grandfather heard.

That was the one and only time I, 'cause I was the oldest, got my butt beat
by my grandfather!
--
John

Have a Super Christmas and a Spectacular New Year!

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"JohnH" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 9 Dec 2008 17:33:24 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote:

On Dec 9, 7:27 pm, JohnH wrote:
On Tue, 9 Dec 2008 17:03:35 -0800, "Calif Bill"

wrote:



Johnny's Mother looked out the window and noticed
Him 'playing church' with their cat.
He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it.

She smiled and went about her work.

A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the
open
window

to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water.

She called out, 'Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!'

Johnny looked up at her and said,
'He should have thought about that before he joined my church.'

I probably shouldn't be laughing my butt off, but I am.
--
John

Have a Super Christmas and a Spectacular New Year!

laugh all you want. i used to baptize my cats when i was a kid.

Full emersion, too!

One day, while on the farm, my brothers and I rounded up all the cats we
could catch, about ten, and took them to the big water tank by the
windmill. This tank was probably 12 feet across. We proceeded to see if
the
cats could make it across the tank. They actually swim pretty good, but
they do raise a ruckus....which my grandfather heard.

That was the one and only time I, 'cause I was the oldest, got my butt
beat
by my grandfather!
--
John



mmmm ............that explains a lot!

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Don White wrote:
"JohnH" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 9 Dec 2008 17:33:24 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote:

On Dec 9, 7:27 pm, JohnH wrote:
On Tue, 9 Dec 2008 17:03:35 -0800, "Calif Bill"

wrote:



Johnny's Mother looked out the window and noticed
Him 'playing church' with their cat.
He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it.
She smiled and went about her work.
A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the
open
window
to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water.
She called out, 'Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!'
Johnny looked up at her and said,
'He should have thought about that before he joined my church.'
I probably shouldn't be laughing my butt off, but I am.
--
John

Have a Super Christmas and a Spectacular New Year!
laugh all you want. i used to baptize my cats when i was a kid.

Full emersion, too!
One day, while on the farm, my brothers and I rounded up all the cats we
could catch, about ten, and took them to the big water tank by the
windmill. This tank was probably 12 feet across. We proceeded to see if
the
cats could make it across the tank. They actually swim pretty good, but
they do raise a ruckus....which my grandfather heard.

That was the one and only time I, 'cause I was the oldest, got my butt
beat
by my grandfather!
--
John



mmmm ............that explains a lot!



He probably pulled the wings off of flies and cut ants in half with his
scout knife. What an asshole. The brothers, too.

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On Dec 9, 9:32*pm, Boater wrote:
Don White wrote:
"JohnH" wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 9 Dec 2008 17:33:24 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote:

On Dec 9, 7:27 pm, JohnH wrote:
On Tue, 9 Dec 2008 17:03:35 -0800, "Calif Bill"

wrote:

Johnny's Mother looked out the window and noticed
Him 'playing church' with their cat.
He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it.
She smiled and went about her work.
A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the
open
window
to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water.
She called out, 'Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!'
Johnny looked up at her and said,
'He should have thought about that before he joined my church.'
I probably shouldn't be laughing my butt off, but I am.
--
John

Have a Super Christmas and a Spectacular New Year!
laugh all you want. i used to baptize my cats when i was a kid.

Full emersion, too!
One day, while on the farm, my brothers and I rounded up all the cats we
could catch, about ten, and took them to the big water tank by the
windmill. This tank was probably 12 feet across. We proceeded to see if
the
cats could make it across the tank. They actually swim pretty good, but
they do raise a ruckus....which my grandfather heard.

That was the one and only time I, 'cause I was the oldest, got my butt
beat
by my grandfather!
--
John

mmmm ............that explains a lot!

He probably pulled the wings off of flies and cut ants in half with his
scout knife. What an asshole. The brothers, too.- Hide quoted text -

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I suppose you were a perfect little angel when you were young. Did
your mom put dresses on you while you were in the house being a proper
little angel when your classmates were out having some fun?

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On Dec 9, 9:25*pm, "Don White" wrote:
"JohnH" wrote in message

...





On Tue, 9 Dec 2008 17:33:24 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote:

On Dec 9, 7:27 pm, JohnH wrote:
On Tue, 9 Dec 2008 17:03:35 -0800, "Calif Bill"

wrote:

Johnny's Mother looked out the window and noticed
Him 'playing church' with their cat.
He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it.

She smiled and went about her work.

A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the
open
window

to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water.

She called out, 'Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!'

Johnny looked up at her and said,
'He should have thought about that before he joined my church.'

I probably shouldn't be laughing my butt off, but I am.
--
John

Have a Super Christmas and a Spectacular New Year!

laugh all you want. i used to baptize my cats when i was a kid.

Full emersion, too!

One day, while on the farm, my brothers and I rounded up all the cats we
could catch, about ten, and took them to the big water tank by the
windmill. This tank was probably 12 feet across. We proceeded to see if
the
cats could make it across the tank. They actually swim pretty good, but
they do raise a ruckus....which my grandfather heard.

That was the one and only time I, 'cause I was the oldest, got my butt
beat
by my grandfather!
--
John

mmmm ............that explains a lot!- Hide quoted text -

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Really? Just what does it "explain"? And what credentials (REAL, not
made up like Harry lies) do you have to come to such a conclusion?