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Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus spotted at Breezy Point Marina
This elusive species was spotted yesterday at Breezy Point Marina on
the western shore of Chesapeake Bay. The sighting was verified by members of the Maryland Marine Police. John Mariner, owner of Breezy Point Marina, said the bird showed up about mid morning, landing on a Parker boat that was in dry storage on the lot. “Gawd, it was obnoxious,” said John Mariner. “It was squawking loudly and without letup. It was really an ugly ass bird and it acted like it owned the place.” John Mariner explained that the Parker boat on which the bird perched belonged to a local lawyer who is very particular about his boat. “And the bird was defecating all over the boat so we knew we had to get it out of here, but the bird wouldn’t leave, acting like it was his boat.” The Maryland Marine Police were eventually summoned. As soon as the police drove into the marina lot, the bird immediately ceased squawking and beat a hasty retreat to the adjacent campgrounds. A call to the president of the Eastern American Ornithological Society elicited an interesting factoid. “It seems,” said Erma Birdwoman, “that the Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus is the only known avian species that produces more in excrement than it takes in as food.” Birdwoman continued, “For each gram of food intake, this species produces 2 grams of feces.” “It’s really a strange bird,” she said. “We don’t quite know what to make of it, other than the fact that it is always unwelcome wherever it appears.” |
Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus spotted at Breezy Point Marina
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--Mike "GC Boater" wrote in message ... This elusive species was spotted yesterday at Breezy Point Marina on the western shore of Chesapeake Bay. The sighting was verified by members of the Maryland Marine Police. John Mariner, owner of Breezy Point Marina, said the bird showed up about mid morning, landing on a Parker boat that was in dry storage on the lot. “Gawd, it was obnoxious,” said John Mariner. “It was squawking loudly and without letup. It was really an ugly ass bird and it acted like it owned the place.” John Mariner explained that the Parker boat on which the bird perched belonged to a local lawyer who is very particular about his boat. “And the bird was defecating all over the boat so we knew we had to get it out of here, but the bird wouldn’t leave, acting like it was his boat.” The Maryland Marine Police were eventually summoned. As soon as the police drove into the marina lot, the bird immediately ceased squawking and beat a hasty retreat to the adjacent campgrounds. A call to the president of the Eastern American Ornithological Society elicited an interesting factoid. “It seems,” said Erma Birdwoman, “that the Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus is the only known avian species that produces more in excrement than it takes in as food.” Birdwoman continued, “For each gram of food intake, this species produces 2 grams of feces.” “It’s really a strange bird,” she said. “We don’t quite know what to make of it, other than the fact that it is always unwelcome wherever it appears.” |
Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus spotted at Breezy Point Marina
On Tue, 2 Dec 2008 18:29:33 -0800 (PST), GC Boater
wrote: This elusive species was spotted yesterday at Breezy Point Marina on the western shore of Chesapeake Bay. The sighting was verified by members of the Maryland Marine Police. John Mariner, owner of Breezy Point Marina, said the bird showed up about mid morning, landing on a Parker boat that was in dry storage on the lot. “Gawd, it was obnoxious,” said John Mariner. “It was squawking loudly and without letup. It was really an ugly ass bird and it acted like it owned the place.” John Mariner explained that the Parker boat on which the bird perched belonged to a local lawyer who is very particular about his boat. “And the bird was defecating all over the boat so we knew we had to get it out of here, but the bird wouldn’t leave, acting like it was his boat.” The Maryland Marine Police were eventually summoned. As soon as the police drove into the marina lot, the bird immediately ceased squawking and beat a hasty retreat to the adjacent campgrounds. A call to the president of the Eastern American Ornithological Society elicited an interesting factoid. “It seems,” said Erma Birdwoman, “that the Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus is the only known avian species that produces more in excrement than it takes in as food.” Birdwoman continued, “For each gram of food intake, this species produces 2 grams of feces.” “It’s really a strange bird,” she said. “We don’t quite know what to make of it, other than the fact that it is always unwelcome wherever it appears.” Holy ****. What happened to Mike, the former BP Marina owner? -- John H *Have a Super Christmas and a Spectacular New Year!* |
Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus spotted at Breezy Point Marina
On Dec 3, 6:16*am, JohnH wrote:
On Tue, 2 Dec 2008 18:29:33 -0800 (PST), GC Boater wrote: This elusive species was spotted yesterday at Breezy Point Marina on the western shore of Chesapeake Bay. *The sighting was verified by members of the Maryland Marine Police. John Mariner, owner of Breezy Point Marina, said the bird showed up about mid morning, landing on a Parker boat that was in dry storage on the lot. “Gawd, it was obnoxious,” said John Mariner. *“It was squawking loudly and without letup. *It was really an ugly ass bird and it acted like it owned the place.” John Mariner explained that the Parker boat on which the bird perched belonged to a local lawyer who is very particular about his boat. “And the bird was defecating all over the boat so we knew we had to get it out of here, but the bird wouldn’t leave, acting like it was his boat.” The Maryland Marine Police were eventually summoned. *As soon as the police drove into the marina lot, the bird immediately ceased squawking and beat a hasty retreat to the adjacent campgrounds. A call to the president of the Eastern American Ornithological Society elicited an interesting factoid. *“It seems,” said Erma Birdwoman, “that the Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus is the only known avian species that produces more in excrement than it takes in as food.” Birdwoman continued, “For each gram of food intake, this species produces 2 grams of feces.” “It’s really a strange bird,” she said. *“We don’t quite know what to make of it, other than the fact that it is always unwelcome wherever it appears.” Holy ****. What happened to Mike, the former BP Marina owner? -- John H *Have a Super Christmas and a Spectacular New Year!*- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - I think Mike is still there. This guy must be a new partner of his. They're both hoping this is the last they've seen of the Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus. |
Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus spotted at Breezy Point Marina
On Dec 2, 9:29*pm, GC Boater wrote:
This elusive species was spotted yesterday at Breezy Point Marina on the western shore of Chesapeake Bay. *The sighting was verified by members of the Maryland Marine Police. John Mariner, owner of Breezy Point Marina, said the bird showed up about mid morning, landing on a Parker boat that was in dry storage on the lot. “Gawd, it was obnoxious,” said John Mariner. *“It was squawking loudly and without letup. *It was really an ugly ass bird and it acted like it owned the place.” John Mariner explained that the Parker boat on which the bird perched belonged to a local lawyer who is very particular about his boat. “And the bird was defecating all over the boat so we knew we had to get it out of here, but the bird wouldn’t leave, acting like it was his boat.” The Maryland Marine Police were eventually summoned. *As soon as the police drove into the marina lot, the bird immediately ceased squawking and beat a hasty retreat to the adjacent campgrounds. A call to the president of the Eastern American Ornithological Society elicited an interesting factoid. *“It seems,” said Erma Birdwoman, “that the Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus is the only known avian species that produces more in excrement than it takes in as food.” Birdwoman continued, “For each gram of food intake, this species produces 2 grams of feces.” “It’s really a strange bird,” she said. *“We don’t quite know what to make of it, other than the fact that it is always unwelcome wherever it appears.” I understand that you can tell when one is near because of the awful stench, far worse than any buzzard. |
Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus spotted at Breezy Point Marina
On Dec 3, 7:30*am, wrote:
On Dec 2, 9:29*pm, GC Boater wrote: This elusive species was spotted yesterday at Breezy Point Marina on the western shore of Chesapeake Bay. *The sighting was verified by members of the Maryland Marine Police. John Mariner, owner of Breezy Point Marina, said the bird showed up about mid morning, landing on a Parker boat that was in dry storage on the lot. “Gawd, it was obnoxious,” said John Mariner. *“It was squawking loudly and without letup. *It was really an ugly ass bird and it acted like it owned the place.” John Mariner explained that the Parker boat on which the bird perched belonged to a local lawyer who is very particular about his boat. “And the bird was defecating all over the boat so we knew we had to get it out of here, but the bird wouldn’t leave, acting like it was his boat.” The Maryland Marine Police were eventually summoned. *As soon as the police drove into the marina lot, the bird immediately ceased squawking and beat a hasty retreat to the adjacent campgrounds. A call to the president of the Eastern American Ornithological Society elicited an interesting factoid. *“It seems,” said Erma Birdwoman, “that the Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus is the only known avian species that produces more in excrement than it takes in as food.” Birdwoman continued, “For each gram of food intake, this species produces 2 grams of feces.” “It’s really a strange bird,” she said. *“We don’t quite know what to make of it, other than the fact that it is always unwelcome wherever it appears.” I understand that you can tell when one is near because of the awful stench, far worse than any buzzard.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - With that much dodo being produced, it probably smells to high heaven. |
Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus spotted at Breezy Point Marina
On Dec 2, 9:29*pm, GC Boater wrote:
This elusive species was spotted yesterday at Breezy Point Marina on the western shore of Chesapeake Bay. *The sighting was verified by members of the Maryland Marine Police. John Mariner, owner of Breezy Point Marina, said the bird showed up about mid morning, landing on a Parker boat that was in dry storage on the lot. “Gawd, it was obnoxious,” said John Mariner. *“It was squawking loudly and without letup. *It was really an ugly ass bird and it acted like it owned the place.” John Mariner explained that the Parker boat on which the bird perched belonged to a local lawyer who is very particular about his boat. “And the bird was defecating all over the boat so we knew we had to get it out of here, but the bird wouldn’t leave, acting like it was his boat.” The Maryland Marine Police were eventually summoned. *As soon as the police drove into the marina lot, the bird immediately ceased squawking and beat a hasty retreat to the adjacent campgrounds. A call to the president of the Eastern American Ornithological Society elicited an interesting factoid. *“It seems,” said Erma Birdwoman, “that the Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus is the only known avian species that produces more in excrement than it takes in as food.” Birdwoman continued, “For each gram of food intake, this species produces 2 grams of feces.” “It’s really a strange bird,” she said. *“We don’t quite know what to make of it, other than the fact that it is always unwelcome wherever it appears.” " You post like the Moron you are..." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus spotted at Breezy Point Marina
On Dec 3, 3:23*pm, GC Boater wrote:
On Dec 3, 7:30*am, wrote: On Dec 2, 9:29*pm, GC Boater wrote: This elusive species was spotted yesterday at Breezy Point Marina on the western shore of Chesapeake Bay. *The sighting was verified by members of the Maryland Marine Police. John Mariner, owner of Breezy Point Marina, said the bird showed up about mid morning, landing on a Parker boat that was in dry storage on the lot. “Gawd, it was obnoxious,” said John Mariner. *“It was squawking loudly and without letup. *It was really an ugly ass bird and it acted like it owned the place.” John Mariner explained that the Parker boat on which the bird perched belonged to a local lawyer who is very particular about his boat. “And the bird was defecating all over the boat so we knew we had to get it out of here, but the bird wouldn’t leave, acting like it was his boat.” The Maryland Marine Police were eventually summoned. *As soon as the police drove into the marina lot, the bird immediately ceased squawking and beat a hasty retreat to the adjacent campgrounds. A call to the president of the Eastern American Ornithological Society elicited an interesting factoid. *“It seems,” said Erma Birdwoman, “that the Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus is the only known avian species that produces more in excrement than it takes in as food.” Birdwoman continued, “For each gram of food intake, this species produces 2 grams of feces.” “It’s really a strange bird,” she said. *“We don’t quite know what to make of it, other than the fact that it is always unwelcome wherever it appears.” I understand that you can tell when one is near because of the awful stench, far worse than any buzzard.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - With that much dodo being produced, it probably smells to high heaven.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Like your breath...... Go soak your ****ing Dentures..... |
Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus spotted at Breezy Point Marina
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