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On Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:00:27 -0500, hk wrote:

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Tim wrote:
Hmm, what do we have here?

.357 Dan Wesson with Pachmyer grips and 4" ribbed barrel, Speed loader
for same with 6 rds teflon coated hollow points, 20 rds of 7.62 x 39
SKS/AK rounds, Minolta STsi 75-300 zoom lens, Minolta 2x adaptor.
Minolta 75x300mm zoom (what a pig!)

Rickenbacker 4001 bass bridge pickup. AH! 4 pack of Kodak BW 400CN,
Gibson tune-O-matic bridge from a '66 Les Paul, .303 Lee Engield SMLE
clip (loaded, of course!) Owners manual to my '74 Yamaha RD400, NRA
Belt Buckle, tie tack, and lapel pin, Kodak Star 635 autowind 35mm
box of .410 slugs, a sundry of electrical cords to Lord knows what...

more stuff, and no socks.


Typical for around here.

At least you have a sock "drawer."

I've got a closet with large pull-out trays, and a tray for my white,
black and "other" socks. Not a monstrosity of my making.

In the drawer to the right of my desk, I have the following:

55 different kinds of computer/camera/tape record connect wires
a half dozen different airline frequent flyer cards, some for airlines
that no longer exist
earphones
two different tripod heads and several different quick release plates
three boxes of staples
a bic lighter
three boxes of speer golddots
various receipts I need to keep

In the drawer to the left of my desk, I have the following:

(classified)

:)


In my sock drawer I keep my Plastmo compass, my Standard Horizon VHF, my
Garmin GPS, old Sony Watchman and various AC charging cords.
Seemed like a good safe place.




(unclassified)

In the drawer to the left of my desk sits a
9mm Sig semi-auto long barrel handgun. It is not loaded.
A fully loaded 19-round mag is carefully hidden nearby.
I can slap the mag into the handgun and rack the slide pretty damned quick.

Naturally, if there are kids in the house, the handgun and mag go in the
safe.
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JohnH wrote:
On Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:00:27 -0500, hk wrote:

Don White wrote:
"Boater" wrote in message
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Tim wrote:
Hmm, what do we have here?

.357 Dan Wesson with Pachmyer grips and 4" ribbed barrel, Speed loader
for same with 6 rds teflon coated hollow points, 20 rds of 7.62 x 39
SKS/AK rounds, Minolta STsi 75-300 zoom lens, Minolta 2x adaptor.
Minolta 75x300mm zoom (what a pig!)

Rickenbacker 4001 bass bridge pickup. AH! 4 pack of Kodak BW 400CN,
Gibson tune-O-matic bridge from a '66 Les Paul, .303 Lee Engield SMLE
clip (loaded, of course!) Owners manual to my '74 Yamaha RD400, NRA
Belt Buckle, tie tack, and lapel pin, Kodak Star 635 autowind 35mm
box of .410 slugs, a sundry of electrical cords to Lord knows what...

more stuff, and no socks.


Typical for around here.

At least you have a sock "drawer."

I've got a closet with large pull-out trays, and a tray for my white,
black and "other" socks. Not a monstrosity of my making.

In the drawer to the right of my desk, I have the following:

55 different kinds of computer/camera/tape record connect wires
a half dozen different airline frequent flyer cards, some for airlines
that no longer exist
earphones
two different tripod heads and several different quick release plates
three boxes of staples
a bic lighter
three boxes of speer golddots
various receipts I need to keep

In the drawer to the left of my desk, I have the following:

(classified)

:)
In my sock drawer I keep my Plastmo compass, my Standard Horizon VHF, my
Garmin GPS, old Sony Watchman and various AC charging cords.
Seemed like a good safe place.



(unclassified)

In the drawer to the left of my desk sits a
9mm Sig semi-auto long barrel handgun. It is not loaded.
A fully loaded 19-round mag is carefully hidden nearby.
I can slap the mag into the handgun and rack the slide pretty damned quick.

Naturally, if there are kids in the house, the handgun and mag go in the
safe.
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*Have a Super Christmas and a Spectacular New Year!*



You wouldn't lock firearms in a safe if there are kids around?

Well, I do.

Or are you upset because I have revealed the "hidden" location of a weapon?

Well, you can't just "open" that drawer.

Besides, who here is going to break into my house and get his head shot
clean off?

:)
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On Dec 2, 3:38*pm, Boater wrote:
JohnH wrote:
On Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:00:27 -0500, hk wrote:


Don White wrote:
"Boater" wrote in message
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Tim wrote:
Hmm, what do we have here?


.357 Dan Wesson with Pachmyer grips and 4" ribbed barrel, Speed loader
for same with 6 rds teflon coated hollow points, *20 rds of 7.62 x 39
SKS/AK rounds, *Minolta STsi 75-300 zoom lens, Minolta 2x adaptor..
Minolta 75x300mm *zoom (what a pig!)


Rickenbacker 4001 bass bridge pickup. *AH! 4 pack of Kodak BW 400CN,
Gibson tune-O-matic bridge from a '66 Les Paul, .303 Lee Engield *SMLE
clip (loaded, of course!) Owners manual to my '74 Yamaha RD400, NRA
Belt Buckle, tie tack, and lapel pin, Kodak Star 635 autowind 35mm
box of .410 slugs, a sundry of electrical cords to Lord knows what....


more stuff, and no socks.


Typical for around here.


At least you have a sock "drawer."


I've got a closet with large pull-out trays, and a tray for my white,
black and "other" socks. Not a monstrosity of my making.


In the drawer to the right of my desk, I have the following:


55 different kinds of computer/camera/tape record connect wires
a half dozen different airline frequent flyer cards, some for airlines
that no longer exist
earphones
two different tripod heads and several different quick release plates
three boxes of staples
a bic lighter
three boxes of speer golddots
various receipts I need to keep


In the drawer to the left of my desk, I have the following:


(classified)


:)
In my sock drawer I keep my Plastmo compass, my Standard Horizon VHF, my
Garmin GPS, old Sony Watchman *and various AC charging cords.
Seemed like a good safe place.


(unclassified)


In the drawer to the left of my desk sits a
9mm Sig semi-auto long barrel handgun. It is not loaded.
A fully loaded 19-round mag is carefully hidden nearby.
I can slap the mag into the handgun and rack the slide pretty damned quick.


Naturally, if there are kids in the house, the handgun and mag go in the
safe.
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I'm exercising self-control....
--
John H


*Have a Super Christmas and a Spectacular New Year!*


You wouldn't lock firearms in a safe if there are kids around?

Well, I do.

Or are you upset because I have revealed the "hidden" location of a weapon?

Well, you can't just "open" that drawer.

Besides, who here is going to break into my house and get his head shot
clean off?

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It must be hell being such an asshole to everyone you come in contact
with that you must answer your door with a loaded gun. Either that or
your neighborhood sucks.
We all know that you are a fat slob that gets no exercise and are
incapable of depending yourself without your phallic symbol guns.
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Boater wrote:
JohnH wrote:
On Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:00:27 -0500, hk wrote:

Don White wrote:
"Boater" wrote in message
...
Tim wrote:
Hmm, what do we have here?

.357 Dan Wesson with Pachmyer grips and 4" ribbed barrel, Speed
loader
for same with 6 rds teflon coated hollow points, 20 rds of 7.62 x 39
SKS/AK rounds, Minolta STsi 75-300 zoom lens, Minolta 2x adaptor.
Minolta 75x300mm zoom (what a pig!)

Rickenbacker 4001 bass bridge pickup. AH! 4 pack of Kodak BW 400CN,
Gibson tune-O-matic bridge from a '66 Les Paul, .303 Lee Engield
SMLE
clip (loaded, of course!) Owners manual to my '74 Yamaha RD400, NRA
Belt Buckle, tie tack, and lapel pin, Kodak Star 635 autowind 35mm
box of .410 slugs, a sundry of electrical cords to Lord knows what...

more stuff, and no socks.


Typical for around here.

At least you have a sock "drawer."

I've got a closet with large pull-out trays, and a tray for my
white, black and "other" socks. Not a monstrosity of my making.

In the drawer to the right of my desk, I have the following:

55 different kinds of computer/camera/tape record connect wires
a half dozen different airline frequent flyer cards, some for
airlines that no longer exist
earphones
two different tripod heads and several different quick release plates
three boxes of staples
a bic lighter
three boxes of speer golddots
various receipts I need to keep

In the drawer to the left of my desk, I have the following:

(classified)

:)
In my sock drawer I keep my Plastmo compass, my Standard Horizon
VHF, my Garmin GPS, old Sony Watchman and various AC charging cords.
Seemed like a good safe place.


(unclassified)

In the drawer to the left of my desk sits a
9mm Sig semi-auto long barrel handgun. It is not loaded.
A fully loaded 19-round mag is carefully hidden nearby.
I can slap the mag into the handgun and rack the slide pretty damned
quick.

Naturally, if there are kids in the house, the handgun and mag go in the
safe.
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I'm exercising self-control....
--
John H

*Have a Super Christmas and a Spectacular New Year!*



You wouldn't lock firearms in a safe if there are kids around?

Well, I do.

Or are you upset because I have revealed the "hidden" location of a weapon?

Well, you can't just "open" that drawer.

Besides, who here is going to break into my house and get his head shot
clean off?

:)

Could be someone lurking, looking to pick up a collection of nice guns
at a steep discount.
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Boater wrote:

Or are you upset because I have revealed the "hidden" location of a
weapon?

Well, you can't just "open" that drawer.



Hand me a 5 lb hammer and stand back.

Eisboch




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On Dec 2, 5:58*pm, "Eisboch" wrote:
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Or are you upset because I have revealed the "hidden" location of a
weapon?


Well, you can't just "open" that drawer.


Hand me a 5 lb *hammer and stand back.

Eisboch


Yeah, but then what, you can get 5 years in Mass for mentioning a
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Eisboch wrote:
Boater wrote:
Or are you upset because I have revealed the "hidden" location of a
weapon?

Well, you can't just "open" that drawer.



Hand me a 5 lb hammer and stand back.

Eisboch




Would that be after your head was removed via a 12-gauge shotgun? :)

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Boater wrote:
Eisboch wrote:
Boater wrote:
Or are you upset because I have revealed the "hidden" location of a
weapon?

Well, you can't just "open" that drawer.



Hand me a 5 lb hammer and stand back.

Eisboch



Would that be after your head was removed via a 12-gauge shotgun? :)


Damn, somehow that image was more than I wanted to imagine this morning.

I think I must be a wuss, when my kids were young, I never had a problem
with them watching a movie with nudity and mild sexual content, but I
would not allow them to watch violence, especially the blood and gore
horror films. I was always amazed that graphic violence would get a
PG-13 rating, nudity would get a R.

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Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq. wrote:
Boater wrote:
Eisboch wrote:
Boater wrote:
Or are you upset because I have revealed the "hidden" location of a
weapon?

Well, you can't just "open" that drawer.



Hand me a 5 lb hammer and stand back.

Eisboch



Would that be after your head was removed via a 12-gauge shotgun? :)


Damn, somehow that image was more than I wanted to imagine this morning.

I think I must be a wuss, when my kids were young, I never had a problem
with them watching a movie with nudity and mild sexual content, but I
would not allow them to watch violence, especially the blood and gore
horror films. I was always amazed that graphic violence would get a
PG-13 rating, nudity would get a R.



I'm not paranoid, but I do take the idea of home invasion seriously. I
would not hesitate to shoot and kill anyone other than a law enforcement
officer or fireman who broke into our house while we were home. Since I
am not a lawbreaker and I don't have or use an illicit drugs, I don't
anticipate any cops wanting to bust down our doors.

Naturally, whoever tried to bust in would not be Eisboch. Who would
trust him with a five pound hammer, anyway? :)


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On Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:38:25 -0500, Boater wrote:

JohnH wrote:
On Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:00:27 -0500, hk wrote:

Don White wrote:
"Boater" wrote in message
...
Tim wrote:
Hmm, what do we have here?

.357 Dan Wesson with Pachmyer grips and 4" ribbed barrel, Speed loader
for same with 6 rds teflon coated hollow points, 20 rds of 7.62 x 39
SKS/AK rounds, Minolta STsi 75-300 zoom lens, Minolta 2x adaptor.
Minolta 75x300mm zoom (what a pig!)

Rickenbacker 4001 bass bridge pickup. AH! 4 pack of Kodak BW 400CN,
Gibson tune-O-matic bridge from a '66 Les Paul, .303 Lee Engield SMLE
clip (loaded, of course!) Owners manual to my '74 Yamaha RD400, NRA
Belt Buckle, tie tack, and lapel pin, Kodak Star 635 autowind 35mm
box of .410 slugs, a sundry of electrical cords to Lord knows what...

more stuff, and no socks.


Typical for around here.

At least you have a sock "drawer."

I've got a closet with large pull-out trays, and a tray for my white,
black and "other" socks. Not a monstrosity of my making.

In the drawer to the right of my desk, I have the following:

55 different kinds of computer/camera/tape record connect wires
a half dozen different airline frequent flyer cards, some for airlines
that no longer exist
earphones
two different tripod heads and several different quick release plates
three boxes of staples
a bic lighter
three boxes of speer golddots
various receipts I need to keep

In the drawer to the left of my desk, I have the following:

(classified)

:)
In my sock drawer I keep my Plastmo compass, my Standard Horizon VHF, my
Garmin GPS, old Sony Watchman and various AC charging cords.
Seemed like a good safe place.



(unclassified)

In the drawer to the left of my desk sits a
9mm Sig semi-auto long barrel handgun. It is not loaded.
A fully loaded 19-round mag is carefully hidden nearby.
I can slap the mag into the handgun and rack the slide pretty damned quick.

Naturally, if there are kids in the house, the handgun and mag go in the
safe.
-----------------
www.Newsgroup-Binaries.com - *Completion*Retention*Speed*
Access your favorite newsgroups from home or on the road
-----------------


I'm exercising self-control....
--
John H

*Have a Super Christmas and a Spectacular New Year!*



You wouldn't lock firearms in a safe if there are kids around?

Well, I do.

Or are you upset because I have revealed the "hidden" location of a weapon?

Well, you can't just "open" that drawer.

Besides, who here is going to break into my house and get his head shot
clean off?

:)


I'm not upset at anything.

In fact, I'm very amused.
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John H

*Have a Super Christmas and a Spectacular New Year!*


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