Read this in another newsgroup.
It might help some of the gang here to get interested in boating while
easing anxiety about their lack of a sexual life.

15 reasons Sailing is better than sex:


1. You don't have to hide your Sailing magazines.
2. It's perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Sail with you once in
a while.
3. The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Sailing.
4. If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Sailing your beach
cat, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you
become famous.
5. Your Sailing partner doesn't get upset about people you sailed with long
ago.
6. It's perfectly respectable to Sail with a total stranger.
7. When you see a really good Sailor, you don't have feel guilty about
imagining the two of you Sailing together.
8. If your regular Sailing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if
you Sail with someone else.
9. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Sail by yourself.
10. When dealing with a Sailing pro, you never have to wonder if they are
really an undercover cop.
11. You can have a Sailing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Sailing
jokes, and invite coworkers to Sail with you without getting sued for
harassment.
12. There are no Sailing-transmitted diseases.
13. If you want to watch Sailing on television, you don't have to subscribe
to a special channel.
14. Nobody expects you to give up Sailing if your partner loses interest in
it.
15. Your Sailing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Sailed last
week! Is Sailing all you ever think about?"

On Mon, 1 Dec 2008 09:39:33 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:

Read this in another newsgroup.
It might help some of the gang here to get interested in boating while
easing anxiety about their lack of a sexual life.



Donnie, are you projecting, or are you just trying to be insulting?
--
John H

*Have a Super Christmas and a Spectacular New Year!*

"JohnH" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 1 Dec 2008 09:39:33 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:

Read this in another newsgroup.
It might help some of the gang here to get interested in boating while
easing anxiety about their lack of a sexual life.



Donnie, are you projecting, or are you just trying to be insulting?
--
John H


More importantly, how do *you* take it Johnny?

On Mon, 1 Dec 2008 09:39:33 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:

12. There are no Sailing-transmitted diseases.

At one time there was scurvy.

Casady