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Boater November 22nd 08 03:03 PM

A little bit of levity...
 
....promoting a local business...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8

Eisboch November 22nd 08 03:15 PM

A little bit of levity...
 

"Boater" wrote in message
...
...promoting a local business...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8



Like others that have commented on the news networks, I initially thought
this was somebody's idea of a YouTube presentation joke.

Then, I found out it was real.

It is humorous in a bizzare way, that's for sure. Palen is obviously a
hardened farm or back woods type girl who wouldn't have a clue as to why the
process going on behind her would disturb anybody. Busted a gut, when she
was asked what she does for Thanksgiving and she started answering with "Oh,
I take care of the turkey .... and so forth.

Eisboch



Jim November 22nd 08 03:24 PM

A little bit of levity...
 
Boater wrote:
....promoting a local business...


http://www.yourtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8


Wunnerful Harry Be sure to stay on top of that story for us.

Canuck57[_5_] November 22nd 08 03:27 PM

A little bit of levity...
 

"Boater" wrote in message
...
...promoting a local business...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8


They will know if a democrat shows up, they will ask for their turkey
blackened.



Boater November 22nd 08 03:36 PM

A little bit of levity...
 
Eisboch wrote:
"Boater" wrote in message
...
...promoting a local business...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8



Like others that have commented on the news networks, I initially thought
this was somebody's idea of a YouTube presentation joke.

Then, I found out it was real.

It is humorous in a bizzare way, that's for sure. Palen is obviously a
hardened farm or back woods type girl who wouldn't have a clue as to why the
process going on behind her would disturb anybody. Busted a gut, when she
was asked what she does for Thanksgiving and she started answering with "Oh,
I take care of the turkey .... and so forth.

Eisboch




I think you are being overly polite!

Palin is a near-brainless ditz with a cute personality and the ability
to read off a teleprompter. There's nothing else there. Even the TV
hunting show hosts who kill game know better than to show the butchering
of what they shoot.

Sarah Palin: the gift that keeps on giving.

BTW, the local bet on one of my email discussion threads is whether the
pregnant Palin's intended will marry her or join the Marines. Now that
the pressure is off, I think he's headed for boot camp. I've got $5
riding on that.

Boater November 22nd 08 03:37 PM

A little bit of levity...
 
Jim wrote:
Boater wrote:
....promoting a local business...


http://www.yourtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8


Wunnerful Harry Be sure to stay on top of that story for us.



You can be sure I will work assiduously to ensure her nomination by the
GOP in 2012.

Boater November 22nd 08 03:37 PM

A little bit of levity...
 
Canuck57 wrote:
"Boater" wrote in message
...
...promoting a local business...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8


They will know if a democrat shows up, they will ask for their turkey
blackened.




What do you mean by that?


Jim November 22nd 08 03:47 PM

A little bit of levity...
 
Boater wrote:
Eisboch wrote:
"Boater" wrote in message
...
...promoting a local business...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8



Like others that have commented on the news networks, I initially
thought this was somebody's idea of a YouTube presentation joke.

Then, I found out it was real.

It is humorous in a bizzare way, that's for sure. Palen is obviously
a hardened farm or back woods type girl who wouldn't have a clue as to
why the process going on behind her would disturb anybody. Busted a
gut, when she was asked what she does for Thanksgiving and she started
answering with "Oh, I take care of the turkey .... and so forth.

Eisboch



I think you are being overly polite!

Palin is a near-brainless ditz with a cute personality and the ability
to read off a teleprompter. There's nothing else there. Even the TV
hunting show hosts who kill game know better than to show the butchering
of what they shoot.


Speaking of teleprompters. O-BA-MA doesn't seem to have much to say when
his is broken. Eh!

Sarah Palin: the gift that keeps on giving.


A blow up Palin doll would be a perfect Xmas gift for you.


BTW, the local bet on one of my email discussion threads is whether the
pregnant Palin's intended will marry her or join the Marines. Now that
the pressure is off, I think he's headed for boot camp. I've got $5
riding on that.


Either way, he is a better man than you.

Jim November 22nd 08 03:50 PM

A little bit of levity...
 
Boater wrote:
Canuck57 wrote:
"Boater" wrote in message
...
...promoting a local business...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8


They will know if a democrat shows up, they will ask for their turkey
blackened.



What do you mean by that?


More fun if you interpret it for us. He He

Eisboch November 22nd 08 03:52 PM

A little bit of levity...
 

"Boater" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
"Boater" wrote in message
...
...promoting a local business...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8



Like others that have commented on the news networks, I initially
thought this was somebody's idea of a YouTube presentation joke.

Then, I found out it was real.

It is humorous in a bizzare way, that's for sure. Palen is obviously a
hardened farm or back woods type girl who wouldn't have a clue as to why
the process going on behind her would disturb anybody. Busted a gut,
when she was asked what she does for Thanksgiving and she started
answering with "Oh, I take care of the turkey .... and so forth.

Eisboch



I think you are being overly polite!

Palin is a near-brainless ditz with a cute personality and the ability to
read off a teleprompter. There's nothing else there. Even the TV hunting
show hosts who kill game know better than to show the butchering of what
they shoot.

Sarah Palin: the gift that keeps on giving.

BTW, the local bet on one of my email discussion threads is whether the
pregnant Palin's intended will marry her or join the Marines. Now that the
pressure is off, I think he's headed for boot camp. I've got $5 riding on
that.


I don't know why you have such a facination with Palin.
She was an interesting addition to the primary campaigns and looks good on
TV.

She's a non-event. She'll soon be forgotten in terms of high political
office, but always be remembered as one of the amusing highlights of the
2008 primary season.

Eisboch



Boater November 22nd 08 03:56 PM

A little bit of levity...
 
Jim wrote:
Boater wrote:
Canuck57 wrote:
"Boater" wrote in message
...
...promoting a local business...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8

They will know if a democrat shows up, they will ask for their turkey
blackened.



What do you mean by that?


More fun if you interpret it for us. He He


Easy...another racist.

Don White November 22nd 08 03:57 PM

A little bit of levity...
 

"Boater" wrote in message
...
...promoting a local business...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8


Being a life long city boy, I'm almost sfraid to ask what happens to the
turkey when it's lower head first into that big funnel.
Tell me it isn't some king of device to chop the birds head off... or to
grind it up.



Eisboch November 22nd 08 04:00 PM

A little bit of levity...
 

"Don White" wrote in message
...

"Boater" wrote in message
...
...promoting a local business...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8


Being a life long city boy, I'm almost sfraid to ask what happens to the
turkey when it's lower head first into that big funnel.
Tell me it isn't some king of device to chop the birds head off... or to
grind it up.


You have never heard the expression, "Running around like a chicken with
it's head cut off"?

You don't want to know.

Eisboch





BAR[_3_] November 22nd 08 04:01 PM

A little bit of levity...
 
Don White wrote:
"Boater" wrote in message
...
...promoting a local business...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8


Being a life long city boy, I'm almost sfraid to ask what happens to the
turkey when it's lower head first into that big funnel.
Tell me it isn't some king of device to chop the birds head off... or to
grind it up.


Drain the blood out.

Jim November 22nd 08 04:16 PM

A little bit of levity...
 
BAR wrote:
Don White wrote:
"Boater" wrote in message
...
...promoting a local business...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8


Being a life long city boy, I'm almost sfraid to ask what happens to
the turkey when it's lower head first into that big funnel.
Tell me it isn't some king of device to chop the birds head off... or
to grind it up.


Drain the blood out.


Don't tell him the gory details. He'll never sit down to a wonderful
turkey dinner ever again.

Boater November 22nd 08 04:16 PM

A little bit of levity...
 
Eisboch wrote:
"Boater" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
"Boater" wrote in message
...
...promoting a local business...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8

Like others that have commented on the news networks, I initially
thought this was somebody's idea of a YouTube presentation joke.

Then, I found out it was real.

It is humorous in a bizzare way, that's for sure. Palen is obviously a
hardened farm or back woods type girl who wouldn't have a clue as to why
the process going on behind her would disturb anybody. Busted a gut,
when she was asked what she does for Thanksgiving and she started
answering with "Oh, I take care of the turkey .... and so forth.

Eisboch


I think you are being overly polite!

Palin is a near-brainless ditz with a cute personality and the ability to
read off a teleprompter. There's nothing else there. Even the TV hunting
show hosts who kill game know better than to show the butchering of what
they shoot.

Sarah Palin: the gift that keeps on giving.

BTW, the local bet on one of my email discussion threads is whether the
pregnant Palin's intended will marry her or join the Marines. Now that the
pressure is off, I think he's headed for boot camp. I've got $5 riding on
that.


I don't know why you have such a facination with Palin.
She was an interesting addition to the primary campaigns and looks good on
TV.

She's a non-event. She'll soon be forgotten in terms of high political
office, but always be remembered as one of the amusing highlights of the
2008 primary season.

Eisboch




Told you...I'm hoping she will be the GOP nominee in 2012.

Eisboch November 22nd 08 04:20 PM

A little bit of levity...
 

"Boater" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
"Boater" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
"Boater" wrote in message
...
...promoting a local business...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8

Like others that have commented on the news networks, I initially
thought this was somebody's idea of a YouTube presentation joke.

Then, I found out it was real.

It is humorous in a bizzare way, that's for sure. Palen is obviously a
hardened farm or back woods type girl who wouldn't have a clue as to
why the process going on behind her would disturb anybody. Busted a
gut, when she was asked what she does for Thanksgiving and she started
answering with "Oh, I take care of the turkey .... and so forth.

Eisboch

I think you are being overly polite!

Palin is a near-brainless ditz with a cute personality and the ability
to read off a teleprompter. There's nothing else there. Even the TV
hunting show hosts who kill game know better than to show the butchering
of what they shoot.

Sarah Palin: the gift that keeps on giving.

BTW, the local bet on one of my email discussion threads is whether the
pregnant Palin's intended will marry her or join the Marines. Now that
the pressure is off, I think he's headed for boot camp. I've got $5
riding on that.


I don't know why you have such a facination with Palin.
She was an interesting addition to the primary campaigns and looks good
on TV.

She's a non-event. She'll soon be forgotten in terms of high political
office, but always be remembered as one of the amusing highlights of the
2008 primary season.

Eisboch



Told you...I'm hoping she will be the GOP nominee in 2012.


If she is, I'll become a Democrat.
I don't think I have anything to worry about.

Actually, thinking of the next four years, I was thinking of becoming a
libral Democrat anyway.
Opportunities to participate in some of the social welfare programs don't
come along very often.
I've always had to earn my way.
May as well get while the gettin's good.

Eisboch



Canuck57[_5_] November 22nd 08 05:17 PM

A little bit of levity...
 

"Boater" wrote in message
...
Jim wrote:
Boater wrote:
Canuck57 wrote:
"Boater" wrote in message
...
...promoting a local business...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8

They will know if a democrat shows up, they will ask for their turkey
blackened.



What do you mean by that?


More fun if you interpret it for us. He He


Easy...another racist.


Oh, when you pick on Palin it is fun. When we pick on democrats it is
racism. Figures, add hypocrite to the list.

Give Palin has had every slimy democrat come out of the woodwork like
cockroaches and termites to a feast, she has amazingly good humour. The
more I hear of her, the more I like. Not your city liberal type.



Calif Bill November 22nd 08 07:17 PM

A little bit of levity...
 

"Eisboch" wrote in message
...

"Boater" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
"Boater" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
"Boater" wrote in message
...
...promoting a local business...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8

Like others that have commented on the news networks, I initially
thought this was somebody's idea of a YouTube presentation joke.

Then, I found out it was real.

It is humorous in a bizzare way, that's for sure. Palen is obviously
a hardened farm or back woods type girl who wouldn't have a clue as to
why the process going on behind her would disturb anybody. Busted a
gut, when she was asked what she does for Thanksgiving and she started
answering with "Oh, I take care of the turkey .... and so forth.

Eisboch

I think you are being overly polite!

Palin is a near-brainless ditz with a cute personality and the ability
to read off a teleprompter. There's nothing else there. Even the TV
hunting show hosts who kill game know better than to show the
butchering of what they shoot.

Sarah Palin: the gift that keeps on giving.

BTW, the local bet on one of my email discussion threads is whether the
pregnant Palin's intended will marry her or join the Marines. Now that
the pressure is off, I think he's headed for boot camp. I've got $5
riding on that.

I don't know why you have such a facination with Palin.
She was an interesting addition to the primary campaigns and looks good
on TV.

She's a non-event. She'll soon be forgotten in terms of high political
office, but always be remembered as one of the amusing highlights of the
2008 primary season.

Eisboch



Told you...I'm hoping she will be the GOP nominee in 2012.


If she is, I'll become a Democrat.
I don't think I have anything to worry about.

Actually, thinking of the next four years, I was thinking of becoming a
libral Democrat anyway.
Opportunities to participate in some of the social welfare programs don't
come along very often.
I've always had to earn my way.
May as well get while the gettin's good.

Eisboch


I asked why did I have to pay when I filled up the truck a couple days ago.
He told me that Obama was still not the President.



Wayne.B November 22nd 08 07:28 PM

A little bit of levity...
 
On Sat, 22 Nov 2008 11:57:01 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:

Being a life long city boy


That explains a lot.


Don White November 22nd 08 07:49 PM

A little bit of levity...
 

"Wayne.B" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 22 Nov 2008 11:57:01 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:

Being a life long city boy


That explains a lot.



You got a problem with city boys?



Vic Smith November 22nd 08 09:58 PM

A little bit of levity...
 
On Sat, 22 Nov 2008 10:03:16 -0500, Boater
wrote:

...promoting a local business...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8


I don't get it. Sorry.
The endless repetition of this clip is like the endless "speculation"
about all the Clinton conspiracies.
Palin was on a turkey farm, where turkeys become meat for the table.
End of story.
The news media is really falling down on the job.
Very little real reporting gets done.
It's all mindless gossip,
Yeah, I'm a policy wonk.

--Vic

Boater November 22nd 08 10:03 PM

A little bit of levity...
 
Eisboch wrote:
"Boater" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
"Boater" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
"Boater" wrote in message
...
...promoting a local business...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8
Like others that have commented on the news networks, I initially
thought this was somebody's idea of a YouTube presentation joke.

Then, I found out it was real.

It is humorous in a bizzare way, that's for sure. Palen is obviously a
hardened farm or back woods type girl who wouldn't have a clue as to
why the process going on behind her would disturb anybody. Busted a
gut, when she was asked what she does for Thanksgiving and she started
answering with "Oh, I take care of the turkey .... and so forth.

Eisboch
I think you are being overly polite!

Palin is a near-brainless ditz with a cute personality and the ability
to read off a teleprompter. There's nothing else there. Even the TV
hunting show hosts who kill game know better than to show the butchering
of what they shoot.

Sarah Palin: the gift that keeps on giving.

BTW, the local bet on one of my email discussion threads is whether the
pregnant Palin's intended will marry her or join the Marines. Now that
the pressure is off, I think he's headed for boot camp. I've got $5
riding on that.
I don't know why you have such a facination with Palin.
She was an interesting addition to the primary campaigns and looks good
on TV.

She's a non-event. She'll soon be forgotten in terms of high political
office, but always be remembered as one of the amusing highlights of the
2008 primary season.

Eisboch


Told you...I'm hoping she will be the GOP nominee in 2012.


If she is, I'll become a Democrat.
I don't think I have anything to worry about.

Actually, thinking of the next four years, I was thinking of becoming a
libral Democrat anyway.
Opportunities to participate in some of the social welfare programs don't
come along very often.
I've always had to earn my way.
May as well get while the gettin's good.

Eisboch



Go for it!

Canuck57[_5_] November 22nd 08 10:29 PM

A little bit of levity...
 

"WaIIy" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 22 Nov 2008 08:27:52 -0700, "Canuck57"
wrote:


"Boater" wrote in message
...
...promoting a local business...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8


They will know if a democrat shows up, they will ask for their turkey
blackened.


More like :

"Where the hell is my free turkey?"


Good catch.

They will know if a democrat shows up, they will ask for their free turkey
blackened.



Eisboch November 22nd 08 11:22 PM

A little bit of levity...
 

"Boater" wrote in message
...

Eisboch wrote:

Actually, thinking of the next four years, I was thinking of becoming a
libral Democrat anyway.
Opportunities to participate in some of the social welfare programs don't
come along very often.
I've always had to earn my way.
May as well get while the gettin's good.

Eisboch


Go for it!



Remember this little exchange. I may want to reference it in the near
future. :-)

Eisboch



Tom Francis - SWSports November 23rd 08 12:07 AM

A little bit of levity...
 
On Sat, 22 Nov 2008 18:22:16 -0500, "Eisboch"
wrote:


"Boater" wrote in message
...

Eisboch wrote:

Actually, thinking of the next four years, I was thinking of becoming a
libral Democrat anyway.
Opportunities to participate in some of the social welfare programs don't
come along very often.
I've always had to earn my way.
May as well get while the gettin's good.


Go for it!


Remember this little exchange. I may want to reference it in the near
future. :-)


You know, we could work out a deal here. You hold a couple of
mortages, I hold one (and could work out a deal to own another) so
it's entirely concievable that we could form a bank holding company
and apply for TARP funds to bolster our "capital" base.

I mean if GMAC can do it, why couldn't we?

Eisboch November 23rd 08 12:14 AM

A little bit of levity...
 

"Tom Francis - SWSports" wrote in
message ...
On Sat, 22 Nov 2008 18:22:16 -0500, "Eisboch"
wrote:


"Boater" wrote in message
...

Eisboch wrote:

Actually, thinking of the next four years, I was thinking of becoming a
libral Democrat anyway.
Opportunities to participate in some of the social welfare programs
don't
come along very often.
I've always had to earn my way.
May as well get while the gettin's good.

Go for it!


Remember this little exchange. I may want to reference it in the near
future. :-)


You know, we could work out a deal here. You hold a couple of
mortages, I hold one (and could work out a deal to own another) so
it's entirely concievable that we could form a bank holding company
and apply for TARP funds to bolster our "capital" base.

I mean if GMAC can do it, why couldn't we?



Hmmmm.

Bank Cod.

I like it.

Eisboch



D K November 23rd 08 01:45 AM

A little bit of levity...
 
Don White wrote:
"Boater" wrote in message
...
...promoting a local business...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8


Being a life long city boy, I'm almost sfraid to ask what happens to the
turkey when it's lower head first into that big funnel.
Tell me it isn't some king of device to chop the birds head off... or to
grind it up.



You should stick to watching the Simpsons, dummy.

Boater November 23rd 08 01:55 AM

A little bit of levity...
 
D K wrote:
Don White wrote:
"Boater" wrote in message
...
...promoting a local business...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8


Being a life long city boy, I'm almost sfraid to ask what happens to
the turkey when it's lower head first into that big funnel.
Tell me it isn't some king of device to chop the birds head off... or
to grind it up.


You should stick to watching the Simpsons, dummy.



Why watch you on the Simpsons when you display the same sort of
stupidity here on a nightly basis?

Don White November 23rd 08 04:06 AM

A little bit of levity...
 

"D K" wrote in message
...
Don White wrote:
"Boater" wrote in message
...
...promoting a local business...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8


Being a life long city boy, I'm almost sfraid to ask what happens to the
turkey when it's lower head first into that big funnel.
Tell me it isn't some king of device to chop the birds head off... or to
grind it up.


You should stick to watching the Simpsons, dummy.



Stick this...DummyBoy!



Don White November 23rd 08 04:06 AM

A little bit of levity...
 

"Boater" wrote in message
...
D K wrote:
Don White wrote:
"Boater" wrote in message
...
...promoting a local business...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8

Being a life long city boy, I'm almost sfraid to ask what happens to the
turkey when it's lower head first into that big funnel.
Tell me it isn't some king of device to chop the birds head off... or to
grind it up.


You should stick to watching the Simpsons, dummy.



Why watch you on the Simpsons when you display the same sort of stupidity
here on a nightly basis?


....and he's not even acting...just being his nasty self.



D K November 23rd 08 11:54 PM

A little bit of levity...
 
Boater wrote:
D K wrote:
Don White wrote:
"Boater" wrote in message
...
...promoting a local business...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8

Being a life long city boy, I'm almost sfraid to ask what happens to
the turkey when it's lower head first into that big funnel.
Tell me it isn't some king of device to chop the birds head off... or
to grind it up.


You should stick to watching the Simpsons, dummy.



Why watch you on the Simpsons when you display the same sort of
stupidity here on a nightly basis?


What?


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