Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus
 

Is this a protected species? Is it migratory?

Does going fifty miles to float in a river make it an aquatic bird? Does it
have webbed feet? Or does it just spin webs as it practices to deceive?
--
A Harry Krause truism:

"It's not a *baby* kicking, beautiful bride, it's just a fetus!"

Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus
 

On Nov 17, 6:56*am, JohnH wrote:
Is this a protected species? Is it migratory?

Does going fifty miles to float in a river make it an aquatic bird? Does it
have webbed feet? Or does it just spin webs as it practices to deceive?
--
A Harry Krause truism:

"It's not a *baby* kicking, beautiful bride, it's just a fetus!"

I looked it up in Peterson's Field Guide. It says the bird is a dull
gray and brown with a large beak, a most unattractive species, prone
to erratic behavior and puffing of feathers.

Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus
 

On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 05:34:45 -0800 (PST),
wrote:

On Nov 17, 6:56*am, JohnH wrote:
Is this a protected species? Is it migratory?

Does going fifty miles to float in a river make it an aquatic bird? Does it
have webbed feet? Or does it just spin webs as it practices to deceive?
--
A Harry Krause truism:

"It's not a *baby* kicking, beautiful bride, it's just a fetus!"

I looked it up in Peterson's Field Guide. It says the bird is a dull
gray and brown with a large beak, a most unattractive species, prone
to erratic behavior and puffing of feathers.



Webbed feet? Is it related to the chicken, i.e.,'cowardly'?

I know it has pudgy little claws.
--
A Harry Krause truism:

"It's not a *baby* kicking, beautiful bride, it's just a fetus!"

Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus
 

On Nov 17, 8:37*am, JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 05:34:45 -0800 (PST),
wrote:

On Nov 17, 6:56*am, JohnH wrote:
Is this a protected species? Is it migratory?

Does going fifty miles to float in a river make it an aquatic bird? Does it
have webbed feet? Or does it just spin webs as it practices to deceive?
--
A Harry Krause truism:

"It's not a *baby* kicking, beautiful bride, it's just a fetus!"

I looked it up in Peterson's Field Guide. *It says the bird is a dull
gray and brown with a large beak, a most unattractive species, prone
to erratic behavior and puffing of feathers.

Webbed feet? Is it related to the chicken, i.e.,'cowardly'?

I know it has pudgy little claws.
--
A Harry Krause truism:

"It's not a *baby* kicking, beautiful bride, it's just a fetus!"

My birding group thinks it lacks the strength and means to go very
far, so we assume the species is not migratory and is localized to the
State of Maryland. Except of course when a member of the species
parasitically hitches a ride on the back of another bird to, say ...
California. The species is known for trying to attract attention to
itself, but yes, like a chicken, runs for cover and also engages in
camaflage when it senses confrontation.

Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus
 

"GC Boater" wrote in message
...

My birding group thinks it lacks the strength and means to go very
far, so we assume the species is not migratory and is localized to the
State of Maryland. Except of course when a member of the species
parasitically hitches a ride on the back of another bird to, say ...
California. The species is known for trying to attract attention to
itself, but yes, like a chicken, runs for cover and also engages in
camaflage when it senses confrontation.

------------------------------

This is funny as hell. Betcha even Harry is laughing.

Eisboch

Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus
 

Eisboch wrote:
"GC Boater" wrote in message
...

My birding group thinks it lacks the strength and means to go very
far, so we assume the species is not migratory and is localized to the
State of Maryland. Except of course when a member of the species
parasitically hitches a ride on the back of another bird to, say ...
California. The species is known for trying to attract attention to
itself, but yes, like a chicken, runs for cover and also engages in
camaflage when it senses confrontation.

------------------------------

This is funny as hell. Betcha even Harry is laughing.

Eisboch




I don't laugh at the juvenile humor of the stupidschitts, but I do laugh
at them from time to time. It's sort of fascinating that so many of the
stupidschitts here are obsessed with me, especially the "anonymous"
stupidschitts with the yellow streaks down their spines, eh?

Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus
 

Eisboch wrote:
"GC Boater" wrote in message
...

My birding group thinks it lacks the strength and means to go very
far, so we assume the species is not migratory and is localized to the
State of Maryland. Except of course when a member of the species
parasitically hitches a ride on the back of another bird to, say ...
California. The species is known for trying to attract attention to
itself, but yes, like a chicken, runs for cover and also engages in
camaflage when it senses confrontation.

------------------------------

This is funny as hell. Betcha even Harry is laughing.

Eisboch


If he isn't laughing, he doesn't have any sense of humor.

This new poster is too funny. I'll give him a 10 for style, grace, and
execution. And when Harry parrys, it is usually only a weak thrust. This
makes the attack even funnier.

Too bad Reggie isn't here. ;-) He'd get a big kick out of it.

Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus
 

On Nov 17, 9:32*am, Jim wrote:
Eisboch wrote:
"GC Boater" wrote in message
....

My birding group thinks it lacks the strength and means to go very
far, so we assume the species is not migratory and is localized to the
State of Maryland. *Except of course when a member of the species
parasitically hitches a ride on the back of another bird to, say ...
California. *The species is known for trying to attract attention to
itself, but yes, like a chicken, runs for cover and also engages in
camaflage when it senses confrontation.

------------------------------

This is funny as hell. *Betcha even Harry is laughing.

Eisboch

If he isn't laughing, he doesn't have any sense of humor.

This new poster is too funny. I'll give him a 10 for style, grace, and
execution. And when Harry parrys, it is usually only a weak thrust. This
makes the attack even funnier.

Too bad Reggie isn't here. ;-) He'd get a big kick out of it.- Hide quoted text -

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I consulted a noted authority on the species who said the bird has a
disproportionally large larnyx which allows it to squawk loudly and
constantly, until it senses danger, at which times, it flies into the
nearest briar patch until it is safe to resume squawking.

Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus
 

On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 10:08:17 -0500, Boater wrote:

Eisboch wrote:
"GC Boater" wrote in message
...

My birding group thinks it lacks the strength and means to go very
far, so we assume the species is not migratory and is localized to the
State of Maryland. Except of course when a member of the species
parasitically hitches a ride on the back of another bird to, say ...
California. The species is known for trying to attract attention to
itself, but yes, like a chicken, runs for cover and also engages in
camaflage when it senses confrontation.

------------------------------

This is funny as hell. Betcha even Harry is laughing.

Eisboch




I don't laugh at the juvenile humor of the stupidschitts, but I do laugh
at them from time to time. It's sort of fascinating that so many of the
stupidschitts here are obsessed with me, especially the "anonymous"
stupidschitts with the yellow streaks down their spines, eh?

We are discussing the famed Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus. We are sure
as hell not talking about the likes of you. Do you have webbed feet? A
person would have to be a real narcissist to imagine themselves under
discussion when the subject is obviously a decrepit, ugly-assed, bird.
--
A Harry Krause truism:

"It's not a *baby* kicking, beautiful bride, it's just a fetus!"

Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus
 

On Nov 17, 10:08*am, Boater wrote:
Eisboch wrote:
"GC Boater" wrote in message
....

My birding group thinks it lacks the strength and means to go very
far, so we assume the species is not migratory and is localized to the
State of Maryland. *Except of course when a member of the species
parasitically hitches a ride on the back of another bird to, say ...
California. *The species is known for trying to attract attention to
itself, but yes, like a chicken, runs for cover and also engages in
camaflage when it senses confrontation.

------------------------------

This is funny as hell. *Betcha even Harry is laughing.

Eisboch

I don't laugh at the juvenile humor of the stupidschitts, but I do laugh
at them from time to time. It's sort of fascinating that so many of the
stupidschitts here are obsessed with me, especially the "anonymous"
stupidschitts with the yellow streaks down their spines, eh?- Hide quoted text -

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This from the chicken **** "boater" who lies constantly.

Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus
 

On Nov 17, 3:47*pm, JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 10:08:17 -0500, Boater wrote:
Eisboch wrote:
"GC Boater" wrote in message
....

My birding group thinks it lacks the strength and means to go very
far, so we assume the species is not migratory and is localized to the
State of Maryland. *Except of course when a member of the species
parasitically hitches a ride on the back of another bird to, say ...
California. *The species is known for trying to attract attention to
itself, but yes, like a chicken, runs for cover and also engages in
camaflage when it senses confrontation.

------------------------------

This is funny as hell. *Betcha even Harry is laughing.

Eisboch

I don't laugh at the juvenile humor of the stupidschitts, but I do laugh
at them from time to time. It's sort of fascinating that so many of the
stupidschitts here are obsessed with me, especially the "anonymous"
stupidschitts with the yellow streaks down their spines, eh?

We are discussing the famed Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus. We are sure
as hell not talking about the likes of you. Do you have webbed feet? A
person would have to be a real narcissist to imagine themselves under
discussion when the subject is obviously a decrepit, ugly-assed, bird.
--
A Harry Krause truism:

"It's not a *baby* kicking, beautiful bride, it's just a fetus!"- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

A very fat nasty bird at that!

Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus
 

On Nov 17, 2:47*pm, JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 10:08:17 -0500, Boater wrote:
Eisboch wrote:
"GC Boater" wrote in message
....

My birding group thinks it lacks the strength and means to go very
far, so we assume the species is not migratory and is localized to the
State of Maryland. *Except of course when a member of the species
parasitically hitches a ride on the back of another bird to, say ...
California. *The species is known for trying to attract attention to
itself, but yes, like a chicken, runs for cover and also engages in
camaflage when it senses confrontation.

------------------------------

This is funny as hell. *Betcha even Harry is laughing.

Eisboch

I don't laugh at the juvenile humor of the stupidschitts, but I do laugh
at them from time to time. It's sort of fascinating that so many of the
stupidschitts here are obsessed with me, especially the "anonymous"
stupidschitts with the yellow streaks down their spines, eh?

We are discussing the famed Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus. We are sure
as hell not talking about the likes of you. Do you have webbed feet? A
person would have to be a real narcissist to imagine themselves under
discussion when the subject is obviously a decrepit, ugly-assed, bird.
--
A Harry Krause truism:

"It's not a *baby* kicking, beautiful bride, it's just a fetus!"- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

My authority on the Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus species also
says all the squawking, flapping and puffing of the bird is an attempt
to convince other bird species that the Krausii Maralandus is of
superiour intelligence. However, the Krausii, on the bell curve of
avain intelligence, is said to be only average. Alas, all the
flapping, puffing and squawking is for naught.

Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus
 

On Nov 17, 10:08*pm, GC Boater wrote:
On Nov 17, 2:47*pm, JohnH wrote:





On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 10:08:17 -0500, Boater wrote:
Eisboch wrote:
"GC Boater" wrote in message
...

My birding group thinks it lacks the strength and means to go very
far, so we assume the species is not migratory and is localized to the
State of Maryland. *Except of course when a member of the species
parasitically hitches a ride on the back of another bird to, say ...
California. *The species is known for trying to attract attention to
itself, but yes, like a chicken, runs for cover and also engages in
camaflage when it senses confrontation.

------------------------------

This is funny as hell. *Betcha even Harry is laughing.

Eisboch

I don't laugh at the juvenile humor of the stupidschitts, but I do laugh
at them from time to time. It's sort of fascinating that so many of the
stupidschitts here are obsessed with me, especially the "anonymous"
stupidschitts with the yellow streaks down their spines, eh?

We are discussing the famed Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus. We are sure
as hell not talking about the likes of you. Do you have webbed feet? A
person would have to be a real narcissist to imagine themselves under
discussion when the subject is obviously a decrepit, ugly-assed, bird.
--
A Harry Krause truism:

"It's not a *baby* kicking, beautiful bride, it's just a fetus!"- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

My authority on the Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus species also
says all the squawking, flapping and puffing of the bird is an attempt
to convince other bird species that the Krausii Maralandus is of
superiour intelligence. *However, the Krausii, on the bell curve of
avain intelligence, is said to be only average. *Alas, all the
flapping, puffing and squawking is for naught.- Hide quoted text -

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In the area, they are commonly referred to as Blowhards.