You know you all missed my words of wisdom.

If you need information and guidance on the following please let me
know for I Neal Warren have vast experience.

1. Living in a trailor park.
2. 13 Y.O. hookers in Cuba
3. Stealing from local stores
4. Faking Sea Time
5. Any book about sailing (Ive read them all)
6. Why gay people like Mauve
7. in-action
8. Living on a pension under 225 a month
9. Crappin in ceder buckets (Steam Aroma )
10. Wasting your life away while others sail
11. Mooring chain rust
12. Desperate Women with Cottage cheese thighs
13. VD's
14. boat envy
15. puppeteering

Capt. Neal Warren