On Sat, 24 Jan 2004 17:48:32 GMT, "Glen \"Wiley\" Wilson"
wrote:

I'm
going to West to buy the stuff to epoxy over his exhausts tonight.

My childhood offers a far cheaper solution: an appropriately sized
pair of potatoes.

This will establish the soundness of his manifold gaskets, the
efficiency of his CO detector, and will send free french fries to the
dock 1/8 of a mile aft of his vessel.

If that doesn't work, a sack of sugar down the fuel pipe makes for an
interesting afternoon for the miscreant.