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KLC Lewis May 24th 07 07:01 PM

AGM Leisure battery 110AH arrived flat
 

"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 24 May 2007 13:41:09 -0400, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:
I got the idea from the Good Captain... He da MAN.

Wilbur Hubbard


You da Capt. Neal. You also da Ellen MacArthur.

CWM


Ya, he got the idea from Capt. Neal...over 15 years ago. rofl



Capt. JG May 24th 07 08:14 PM

AGM Leisure battery 110AH arrived flat
 
"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
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On Thu, 24 May 2007 13:20:14 -0400, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:


"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
. ..

That's what I'm doing. I'm suggesting to him that he stop fooling
around and get his money back while he still has a chance. I bought my
own batteries direct from the national distributor, and not by
mailorder or from a store where they might have sat wasting away for
months or years before I bought them. I bought them from the same
distributor that supplies them to West Marine, Defender and all the
other retail marine stores. Nobody rotates battery stock faster than
these guys. Nobody. My batteries were manufactured less than a month
before I got them.

CWM


If your smart like me you'll never BUY another battery. That's dumb. . .

I've got a better system than you have. I used to buy my batteries from
K-Mart so I could take advantage of their warranty but then they
shortened up the free-replacement warranty. So now I buy them from
Advance Auto where they have a year to three year replacement warranty
and pro-rated up to five years on their premium batteries. So I buy the
premium three-year batteries and at about two or two and a half years I
dump the acid out of one cell and put water back in instead of acid.
Then I take it back and say it has a dead cell. They test it and put it
on their fast charger and the cell stays dead so they give me a free
replacement new battery. I haven't bought batteries in over fifteen
years now.

K-Mart is good for free printer cartridges though. Every time you need
new ink cartriges visit K-Mart and buy a new printer that has the same
ink cartriges. Carefully open the package and remove the new cartridges.
Install your empties in the new printer. Package it back up and return
it telling them it wouldn't install and work on your computer. Tell them
you have an old Apple laptop. They'll give you a full refund without
knowing the thing has empty ink cartriges in it. Then they'll sell it
some loser who doesn't check the box carefully enough to realize it's
been opened. Bwahahahahahhahahahaha!


Wilbur Hubbard


Homeless Dumpster Divers come up with some rather inventive ways to
squeak by. The ones with no character, or honor will even do things
that are outright dishonest

I can remember you posting about this K-Mart battery scam as Captain
Neal, many times.

CWM



Neal is a thief and a liar. What do you expect?


--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com




navti May 24th 07 09:19 PM

AGM Leisure battery 110AH arrived flat
 

show me a male who doesnt find teenage girls attractive and ill show
you either a liar , a eunuch or a homoseuxual.

but what does that have to do with my batteries ?


Wilbur Hubbard May 24th 07 11:21 PM

AGM Leisure battery 110AH arrived flat
 

"navti" wrote in message
ps.com...

show me a male who doesnt find teenage girls attractive and ill show
you either a liar , a eunuch or a homoseuxual.


The latter would be Capt. JG, the first would be Dave and the middle
will be Charlie. Bwahahahahahhahahahahahhahahah!

but what does that have to do with my batteries ?


These ******s are just here to see themselves in print. They have little
desire to help. They would rather just laud their own delusional
superiority and brag about their own supposed superior choices in life.
They are clueless dolts with no life and no charity and no wisdom. Do
like I do, use them as a source of humor. Suffer their disruption and
pray for their eventual salvation.

Wilbur Hubbard


Jeff May 25th 07 12:00 AM

AGM Leisure battery 110AH arrived flat
 
* navti wrote, On 5/24/2007 8:39 AM:

The guy who sold me them told me they were BRAND NEW.

Turns out they were 3 and a half years old.

They were cheap : 30 GB pounds each.

When he said the were new he meant they had never been used.

If they have never been used will they not still work OK ?


I'll toss in my two cents ...

The seller was dishonest when claiming they were "new." Assuming you
want quality batteries, you should make every effort to return them.

If you find you're stuck with them, the first step is to charge them
and do a load test. They will probably charge up and appear to be
functioning, but with a serious load, they will show a diminished
capacity. It may only be down to 80%, which wouldn't be too bad,
given the price, or they might be at 20%.

If they are greatly diminished, it may be possible to resurrect them
with equalizing. Contrary to general "wisdom" it is possible to
equalize AGM's, but it requires the proper parameters and a good
charger that can be adjusted. You should call the manufacturer - the
first person you talk to will probably say its impossible, but you may
get someone to give you a safe procedure.

Wilbur Hubbard May 25th 07 01:55 AM

AGM Leisure battery 110AH arrived flat
 

"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 24 May 2007 18:21:53 -0400, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:


"navti" wrote in message
oups.com...

show me a male who doesnt find teenage girls attractive and ill show
you either a liar , a eunuch or a homoseuxual.


The latter would be Capt. JG, the first would be Dave and the middle
will be Charlie. Bwahahahahahhahahahahahhahahah!

but what does that have to do with my batteries ?


These ******s are just here to see themselves in print. They have
little
desire to help. They would rather just laud their own delusional
superiority and brag about their own supposed superior choices in
life.
They are clueless dolts with no life and no charity and no wisdom. Do
like I do, use them as a source of humor. Suffer their disruption and
pray for their eventual salvation.

Wilbur Hubbard


Newsgroups: alt.sailing.asa
From: "Capt. NealĀ®"
Date: 1999/12/12
Subject: P30 Lowrider


Correction. Those were not electric shocks that made
Bobsprit's boat bounce up and down. They were hydraulic
jackstands.

I think you also need a lesson about flat-chested women.
Flat chested women are, almost without exception, better
lovers. They have had to develop certain skills below the
waistline in order to compensate for their small mammaries.
They know what it takes to please a man because of it. I
don't know about you but I have never had a pair of
mammaries, regardless of how big they were, give me what an
educated vagina can.

There is yet another reason why every man should learn to
love flat-chested women . . . many young women do not grow
them until they are 12 or 13. Would you honestly rule them
out because of it?

Respectfully,
Capt. Neal
~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Huh? What's something Capt. Neal wrote go to do with me? And, besides,
the man has a point. If you had a flat-chested 13-year-old daughter
would you not love her until she developed breasts?

Further proof that Bitty Bill is a wack job, nutcase loser. I issue you
this challenge Bitty Bill. Prove I'm Capt. Neal. Put up or shut up. You
ignorant putz!

Wilbur Hubbard


Wilbur Hubbard May 25th 07 02:05 AM

AGM Leisure battery 110AH arrived flat
 

"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 24 May 2007 20:55:29 -0400, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:


"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
. ..
On Thu, 24 May 2007 18:21:53 -0400, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:


"navti" wrote in message
groups.com...

show me a male who doesnt find teenage girls attractive and ill
show
you either a liar , a eunuch or a homoseuxual.

The latter would be Capt. JG, the first would be Dave and the middle
will be Charlie. Bwahahahahahhahahahahahhahahah!

but what does that have to do with my batteries ?

These ******s are just here to see themselves in print. They have
little
desire to help. They would rather just laud their own delusional
superiority and brag about their own supposed superior choices in
life.
They are clueless dolts with no life and no charity and no wisdom.
Do
like I do, use them as a source of humor. Suffer their disruption
and
pray for their eventual salvation.

Wilbur Hubbard

Newsgroups: alt.sailing.asa
From: "Capt. NealĀ®"
Date: 1999/12/12
Subject: P30 Lowrider


Correction. Those were not electric shocks that made
Bobsprit's boat bounce up and down. They were hydraulic
jackstands.

I think you also need a lesson about flat-chested women.
Flat chested women are, almost without exception, better
lovers. They have had to develop certain skills below the
waistline in order to compensate for their small mammaries.
They know what it takes to please a man because of it. I
don't know about you but I have never had a pair of
mammaries, regardless of how big they were, give me what an
educated vagina can.

There is yet another reason why every man should learn to
love flat-chested women . . . many young women do not grow
them until they are 12 or 13. Would you honestly rule them
out because of it?

Respectfully,
Capt. Neal
~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Huh? What's something Capt. Neal wrote go to do with me? And, besides,
the man has a point. If you had a flat-chested 13-year-old daughter
would you not love her until she developed breasts?

Further proof that Bitty Bill is a wack job, nutcase loser. I issue
you
this challenge Bitty Bill. Prove I'm Capt. Neal. Put up or shut up.
You
ignorant putz!

Wilbur Hubbard


You have already proved many times that you are Capt. Neal. Nobody has
any
question whatsoever about that.

Thanks for the Captain Neal seal of approval, by calling me a "putz".
That seals
it!

CWM


You're entirely too easy. Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

Respectfully,
Capt. Wilbur Hubbard
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Wilbur Hubbard May 25th 07 02:15 AM

AGM Leisure battery 110AH arrived flat
 

"Dave" wrote in message
...
And now the question is: did Binary Bill change his stripes when he
became
Charlie Morgan.


Once a skunk always a skunk. I know one thing. That is he failed to get
his scent gland removed. Phewwwweeeeeeeeee!

Wilbur Hubbard



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